A Monologue for Thee

[bigmacker224]

The Iron Giant is my favorite childhood movie (insert Iron Giant's smile) haha

[MomoClickClickBoom]

is it wierd that I just wrote down the entire script for this and I'm trying to memorise it? God, I need a life.

[MrPhish21]

anyone got the script? i need it... bad

[EmeraldSky33]

1:33. I died. XD

[TheIggyHiggins]

Music at the beginning?

[LucienAchillean]

@TheIggyHiggins Mozart's Piano Concerto no. 21 in C major.

[thefarheensauce]

How does this not have 10 million views still?

[x13xYANKEESx]

@jablair51

[jablair51]

2:19 Tebowing.

[jykonrock]

@jablair51 DAMN YOU i just was about to comment that.

[Dragyrn1456]

the Iron Giant was my favorite movie, too.

[ZellThorne]

I Love the Iron Giant, never thought I could tear up during a Vin Diesel Film

[lordrahXephon]

This was amazing. and btw I love five Iron Frenzy.

[DarlinLetsBreakDawn]

In the beginning of my BriTANick phase i thought Brain was the mental one, but i have been proved wrong by this xx My name is Sam, Sam I am...

[crispyshivs]

i watched this one after watching the sequal. its crazy seeing how much older these guys have gotten

[azzgunther]

It's always amazing how much good stuff I still haven't stumbled across yet. Especially when it's been out for a while now.

[cylonnofrakintoaster]

I ADORE YOU BOTH!!!

I just finished a run of twelfth night in which I played viola. This is absolutely wonderful!

Also loved the BSG reference.

[noface181]

but falls into a abatement in low price...um.... fudge! (only I didn't say fudge)

[Xytiso]

Why do I get the feeling Nick knew the line from the very beginning and was just trolling Brian?

[ihasSMILE]

I FUCKING LOVE THE IRON GIANT <3

"thats from the iron giant...our favorite movie"

[Neumie7]

i always thought the suddeness of the song at the end added so much to the comedy; its just so random and immediate!

[dancokacole]

You messed up, you forgot the line, Of what validity and pitch soe'er, It is after Receiveth as the sea, nought enters there, and But falls into abatement and low price; Just wanted to let you know that. But that is hilarious BROs.

[LuketheJuke24]

@dancokacole shut up

[BlueishGreenishGrey]

wat is the song they play at the end?

[Meriadoc1234]

@BlueishGreenishGrey It's Five Iron Frenzy Far, far away. They are one of the best bands ever you should look them up.

[Dryftburn]

The Iron Giant is my FAVOURITE!!!

[zain805]

hahaha. This is great...

[diego1317]

Not only is this insanely creative and spectacular to watch, you guys are amazing actors!!! ive seen other interpretations of other people and there are some really good ones. But you guys just keep the audience soooo entertained! LOVE IT!!!

[fleabag500]

Actually, I think you'll find the line is 'O, it came o'er my ear like the sweet sound' not 'O, it came on my ear like the sweet sound', *smug grin*

[Mexicanseafooduk]

@fleabag500 ACTUALLY, my smug firend, he doesn't say "on", he says "o'er". the difference is subtle, but there.

[JohnMaxibillion]

@Mexicanseafooduk AACCTTUUAALLLLYY, if I may chime in, that is in fact what our smug colleague did say.

[will260100]

what is the song at the end of these videos

[icantgetitup]

@will260100

far, far away - five iron frenzy

[ZombifiedGuitarist]

also, driving an ex to suicide. BONUS POINTS

[ZombifiedGuitarist]

iron giant is your favorite movie? Ohh Brian, you just became my favorite person on youtube. :D

[LoveYouToDeath123]

I had to do this monologue for school:D

It was awkward cuz I had to fall in love with my best friend at the end though o.o

[SonicFox435]

can anyone tell me where i can find the kid plumbers fight theme?

[SonicFox435]

how come this doesn't have more views than keyboard cat?

[Ginyustyle]

Every time I hear the line "Came on my ears" I instantly chuckle, then feel deep and overwhelming shame for being such a philistine.

[truklin]

I can never watch just one britanick video

[cruncpatty]

..what's the name of the song at the end?

[yellowwroses]

@cruncpatty "Far Far Away" by Five Iron Frenzy :)

[ashleybeth9]

All I wanted was the line from Twelfth Night, not to be reminded of my dead ex-girlfriend... hahahahaha

[xXlChenlXx]

lolz, I had to read this dialogue @ my final english summer exam!

[cygarcia92]

I love you.

[BarnesLarissaLHS2013]

*OPENS MOUTH* : "We're all in this together :D"

[JoeyLaRoca1]

you said it came on your ears!!!!

[RedneckJim1200]

I absolutely love this! My buddy and I did this scene for a theater project; I had Brian's role. We got an A; thanks guys!

[BarrowsBOY]

@RedneckJim1200 how did you pull off the "We're all in this together" music bit?

[goddessofwaterpolo]

I have this memorized xDD

[ThePokaholic]

You read shakespeare really well :)



[CaptainDahr]

@futurelegend0 Holy shit they won't stop growing! Get them out get them out get them out get them out.

[Greekpapa11]

did anyone else realize that the second half of this video was entirely improvised? I didn't really notice it up till now...

[danniemck]

@holycannoli2 well played sir. Some real britannick-esk comebacks worthy of a giggle back there. i take my hat off to thee

[Bieberfangurl01]

I actually memorized the verse from Shakespeare by watching this so much. XD

[Invaderzim1171]

Dude this is hilarious I almost pissed my pants

[phillychick96]

I lost it at the high school musical music.......lmao..so funny

[DeadshotDivinity]

Watch it with closed captioning. 5x more awesome.

[paranoidspeakers]

@holycannoli2 Ischoco is asking, who's name can roughly be translated into a series of words such as "irrelevant"

[jessezitting]

this has in fact, been a weird day

[omerkeidar95]

wow there must be some kind of a TV game show brian can go too, i mean he know all the lines from everything

[saxonclay]

44 people are too dumb for shakespeare

[xDrickk]

piano concerto no 21 - Mozart

[XLXMiMcMaNXLX]

bsg reference ftw!

[Bugginstein]

44 people don't like the Iron Giant.

[brdy724]

LMAO at the BSG reference

[MyPetPenguiin]

lmao yesss



[JamieIsHyper]

That's the word the.

[GrantiesPanties]

He skipped a line from the monologue....

[maxmusicyo]

actually, i lived in the us all my life, and i am a thespian. if you are seeing something like inception,, its theater(like movie theater). if you are seeing something like Shakespeare, it is theatre.

[ladyofnarnia]

Five Iron Frenzy! I love you more.

[suki3275]

wow, you really nailed it. this is exactly what goes through my mind when im doing a monologue XD

[MyraLaRyn1]

The BSG reference made my day almost as much as this video did. :D

[Laura7AndSavanna4]

i kinda wanna give brian a hug

[ogzot]

Oh, I love the Iron Giant too! :)))

[acceptedones]

It's been a while since I've seen one of their videos.

Reminds me of good times.

[NancyhatesPi]

what's the song that plays at the end?

[chadiko]

@NancyhatesPi Far Far Away by Five Iron Frenzy

[ashnquent22]

Yes you should join that contest!! I also have an audition tape on youtube, but mine is for Saturday Night Live :) Good luck to you!!

[EIIPartner]

You should Join ForTalent. com's Monologue contest!

[ProfessorNormal]

Exuent Malvolio.

[stilltainted922]

they remind me of Arnie and Dennis in John Carpenter's Christine

[xDrickk]

He forgot "Of what validity and pitch soe'er,"

[wickersham]

can you guys do like one of these a month?

[jessezitting]

@wickersham i wish they could do one once a week

[jfsae]

YO! what is the piece during the monologue? I cant remember for my life

[chitoryu12]

Nick just turned me gay.

[DdlyHeadshot]

If Music be the food of love, Justin Bieber is the trifle of Rape...

[KeepTheBeat411]

LOL BROOKLYN SAILOR

[lilmatty33059]

he says thats mamot thats way off

[NiteRider107]

This makes me laugh every time. Every fucking time.

[NewRomantics94]

What's the song at the end? :o

[Swordyyz]

@NewRomantics94 Far Far Away by Five Iron Frenzy

[PO3nGilmoreGirls]

I'm still trying to decipher what Brian says after Nick says, "Fuck you! That's my name." HELP!!!

[ioathkeeper]

@PO3nGilmoreGirls Mammon hope this helps c:

[EncircleMeTX]

@PO3nGilmoreGirls he says Mamet who wrote that in Glengarry Glen Ross.

[etc2913]

Iron Giant is my favorite movie too! :D

[fawkespotter16]

what is the rule that nick recites for strategum?

[D0CT0RPR0CT0R]

@fawkespotter16

Stratigeo

When any peice (except a miner [raked 8]) strikes a bomb that peice is lost and removed from the game

[swannavon]

This is great.

[Spankydaham924]

This is so creative I dont even know what to say, but I'm glad you made a video where ppl cant just type dialogue and get thumbs. Keep em commin

[fawkespotter16]

brian you missed a line in the monologue just so you know

[EpiclyInept]

man, i love that speech from Henry V

[GuitarGirl92851]

I have successfully managed to memorize this whole thing. Thank you for helping me prove to myself that I have no life.

[suavemaurice]

Five Iron Frenzy outro nice

[pyonshimmie]

ulriksj is right, you guys are better than all those vloggers.

so i beg of you.... PLEASE don't let the power of typical youtube partner vlogging overwhelm you. i'm, just look at smosh. they were.... someone good in the beginning, now they're just like... meh :P you guys were amazing from the start.

don't ever change :)

[tenatopps]

The Iron Giant is myyy favorite movie too !!! ((:

[ionnieboy]

Sorry but I couldnt help noticing:

Oh It came on my ears?

XD

Funny vid btw

[MrPoptartninja]

some stupid comment about how each thumbed up comment is a funny guote, that ends up ironically getting thumbed up....

[jasonfu6699]

You guys skipped a line.

[Thefrickenator]

@mamboitaliano I think so, but I'm not sure. awesome if it is though

[Videlice]

lol it came on his ears.

[IndianaJoker]

Aaaaaah, Tom Stoppard brings back fond memories of doing The Fifteen Minute Hamlet. Also, one of my new favorite videos.

[katiapower5]

they are not better than shane dawson! they are funnier than smosh... i dont know about nigahiga but they are not better than SHANE DAWSON

[akjsdghqfuir]

@katiapower5 Shane Dawson's a faggot.

[mamboitaliano1890]

is that... five iron frenzy?? lol

[xXLogicalArgumentsXx]

@mamboitaliano1890 yeah it is

[dancokacole]

you forgot - of what validity and pitch so'er- between the lines, nought enters there, and but falls into abatement of low price. also i love you.

[PassTheSkittles]

I just fell in love with guys when you quoted Iron Giant.

[SmurfedYah]

really appreciate how this is all done in one shot xD

soooo good x

[GLChiquita]

He totally skipped "Of what validity and pitch soe'er," but it doesn't matter, because I love these guys. Brian, thank you for making me love my favorite monologue even more.

[irockdudeoo7]

this is what it's like when you search the internet for certian things. you end up sifting thru all the junk until you finally find it. ugh.

[lennic95]

I thought the title was: "A monologue for Three" lol

[TheDarkprincess117]

Nick- "Shh shh quiet hurry up and get in the closet"

Brian- No, that's R. Kelly's Trapped in the closet and you know it.

So funny. 2:44 to 3:27 is the best part ever!

[Selenalsg]

LOVE IT

[mam1561]

hahaha best part ever! 1:34 to 1:45

[LordAroyeum]

what is the song called?

[Zawicki1]

@LordAroyeum The one at the end? It's Far Far Away by Five Iron Frenzy :D

[frieddimsims]

@LordAroyeum The first song is Mozart's 21st Piano Concerto 2nd Movement

[frieddimsims]

@LordAroyeum The first song is Mozart's 21st Piano Concerto 2nd Movement

[DmanCanDoThat]

:O were all in this together

[Funhasha168]

You skipped "of what validity and pitch soe'er."

[Kinnacat]

This is like every conversation I've ever had with a theater major, ever. Except usually more Tennessee Williams/Beckett and less Shakespeare.

[STOPtheHORROR]

You guys are fucking brilliant.

[Nina8557]

Pwease make more vids!!!!

[screamingturnip]

Brian can hear nods.

[myCupcakeRAWRed]

does anyone know the song playing at the end???

[ephemeridae]

@myCupcakeRAWRed it's five iron frenzy - far far away

[noapologiesnoregrets]

i love this and i am completely in awe of it ... not a single cut. unbelievable.

[Geekella]

this guys are so skilled. that was a one-take. (I'd love to see some bloopers! i bet they're funny :3 )

it pisses me off that all these undeserving stupid videos like "Sittin' on the toilet" and whatnot have millions of views while Britanick's GENIUS gets 331,905. I'm glad they have that much but they deserve far far more

[snakeeyes021]

this is amazing! favorite part is the r kelly reference. lolz...

[nagohsemaj]

Did anyone else notice he skipped a line > < Still LOVED it!!!!!

[Goldey94]

hahahahaha this made laugh out loud like a bunch of times you guys are successful

[smokygouda]

I LOVE The Iron Giant.

[sierrastnbrkr]

More videos please. You guys are the funniest people on YouTube, in my opinion. Please keep it up, even though your current videos still have me dying from laughter after watching them several times.

[Goldenboy2191]

Theater people appreciate this video the most.

[imlan123]

@Goldenboy2191 Just not true at all.

[thehoffmanapprentice]

@Goldenboy2191

Yes we do :)

[Zakkstabubba]

@Goldenboy2191 Maybe Shakespreian theater people.

[maxmusicyo]

@Goldenboy2191 you misspelled theatre.

[MoiraESK]

@maxmusicyo

Clearly you aren't from the States. In America and certain other places, theatre is spelled theater, just like colour is spelled color.

[maxmusicyo]

@MoiraESK clearly you arent a fan of the theatre. i am an american thespian. if your going to the movies to see inception, its theater. if you are seeing something like shakespear, it's theatre.

[maxmusicyo]

@MoiraESK ps, im not a hater hating, im just trying to be informitave. =]

[MoiraESK]

@maxmusicyo

informative ;)

[maxmusicyo]

@MoiraESK touche.

[holycannoli2]

@MoiraESK self-less interjection to the defense of the unduly and harshly criticized Goldenboy and attachment of uniform resource locator provided by a popular internet search engine to support observation that in America and in certain other places theater is spelled theatre. For example, Boston Playwrights' Theatre. Reiterates the final to letters of previous sentence.

[bieberfangurl187]

better than Chuck Norris....

[allyr92]

i am a great eater of beef and i believe that does harm to my wit... i've had that line stuck in my head for days lol

[canibalcheese]

that's the word 'the'!

[ICanHearMyHandsRoar]

Eat your heart out Quentin Tarantino

[buttayhahahaahahah]

LMFAOS

[PassTheSkittles]

I have seen all of the Britanick videos atleast 4 times...I need more stuff guys....

[EastCoastPrinCeSS]

that nick guy is really hot.

[bieberfangurl187]

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!! I swear I've watched it litterally about 53 times now, and I laughed EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I love the other vids too, but this one is definatley my fave =]

[duyuctaz]

lmao this is hilarious.So pointless and random it was lmao.

[MrKkbeau]

Ya'll are brilliant! I think I heard this at Montreat, was that ya'll?

[WillTavlin]

their account is back up? nice!

[nsb411]

40 people didn't get into acting school

[belongin]

@nsb411 asshole.

[blackink77]

Nick: "The."

Brian: "That's the word 'the'."