acme italian cruises

[Templehatchet]

Are lifeboats extra?

[exileguy]

@Templehatchet acme doesn't supply lifeboats on their cruise ships, since all of the executives of the company are eternal optimists, and besides they don't ride on the ships, you could bring your own if you wish, for an extra fee...

[Templehatchet]

@exileguy I will pack an inflatable liferaft in my luggage thank you very much.

[exileguy]

@Templehatchet you can do that if you like, go ahead, we don't care, although in an emergency the captain might confiscate it for his own use...

[GordyDownUnder]

You evil b'stard.

If your rich enough to go on a cruise at over $1000 a day, you deserve to die on an Acme Schettini cruise. While we're on the subject, why don't you get all the Gambino crime family booked in for an Easter break. Sneak on board, and steal all the ships charts too. Or better still, insert a magnet into the ships compass so that north seems to be south and vice-versa. I'll be watching the news in anticipation of events to follow.

[exileguy]

@GordyDownUnder it's been done, that's why acme got such a good deal on the cruise line...

[oldcomic1]

What about the babies?

[exileguy]

@oldcomic1 why are you asking me this again, when you could be doing something important, like shutting the fuck up...

[GordyDownUnder]

@oldcomic1 Babies are welcome onboard, and if you donate them to the kitchen, you get your cruise for free.

[oldcomic1]

@GordyDownUnder Lol