Iraqi Jumping Jacks

[jingiekinz]

I think ONE of them got it...

It's a start.

[FirePhazors]

If this is the Iraqi idea of physical fitness, is it any wonder that these guys' heads pop off when you hang them? Slam! Oh my god, if Osama still had a head, that burn would have backdrafted his whole face off!

-seanbaby

[renewman28]

Nice dance moves.

[PremierPerfectaa]

Does the dude know how to count?? 10 comes after 9 not 0 jkjk i know its an army thing

[qusaysahky]

this is afghanian,it's not an iraqi

[snizzlefrazzy]

well, good luck iraqis. you're gonna need it  lol

[jewbybrother579]

this is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time.

[MUSEMUSIC88]

I like the 3 guys on the end and the guy in the middle jumping and flailing his arms haha

[tinte2000]

i'm a little tea pot, xDDDDDDD

[slotuck]

You'd be better off trying to teach elephants how to tap dance !

[Paulbogosian]

Everyday I'm shuffling! haha

[HuntDogg55]

This is how God meant jumping jacks to look like

[candie8301972]

Roflmao... wtf...

[LegendaryPGT]

This is definitely not fake, BTW.

[951scottyboy]

Y.M.C.A!!!!

[MrClassifi3d]

Lmao I just add 3 years to my life from laughing so hard

[chino5173]

The middle one kind of looks like he learned to how to dougie!

[Ma8tthew]

LOL! What the hell is the guy on the far right doing? Richard Simmons is even rolling on the floor.

[chino5173]

So much for coming from a land of mastermind planning,..jumping jacks..wowwwww

[snizzlefrazzy]

I hope the Iraqis can master the jumping jacks before the troops leave :)

[kyobrovert]

"special" forces...

[bianca3728]

Omg this is hella funny

[masterdirk101]

3rd guy from the right mistook jumping jacks for Jazz hands

[puppi350]

i saw this on tv last night the show ridiculousness. lmfao

[TAndersonSoccerBeast]

@puppi350

that shows beastly

[Bigblue420x2]

this reminds me of a peewee football team

[altosax18]

It’s not nice to film in a mental institution

[crookesx3]

TOO FUNNY!!!!!!

[prankster9111]

lol me and my friends did that in gym class

[TheBLANK57]

@prankster9111 lulz i know your friends ;) love, riderpride ross

[lovejhardy]

OMG THAT MADE MY DAY :D

[enifuite]

fake, all that is wrong they have done on purpose

[WiFiLegend]

@enifuite oh shut the fuck up.

[booger965]

@enifuite those were iraqis they know nothing about training dumbfuck

[gamer163]

Even the dude doing it right isn't doing it in unison.. but then again i guess its pretty hard to do something in unison when the rest of your squad is brain dead.

[tittylippers]

trololololololrollltorololorlo­rl oasssspooppiieessss

[TheJeppisch]

The 3 guys to the right are going to save the world....

[princessbeuty7]

@TheJeppisch lmbo

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

Everyone needs to stop talking shit about Iraq. Whether you agree with the war or not, whether you hate Iraq or not, it's completely disrespectful to undermine what soldiers do by throwing racial slurs or hateful messages into the equation.

[JChenler]

out of the 11 men that are doing jumping jacks, only one is doing them properly...

[caine2010]

This is basically how the whole Iraqi invasion went.

[Totallyfizzle]

Cracked sent me.

[GCfan777]

how da fuck can u not do a freakin jumpin jack?! lmfao(:

[benjie414]

they are probably thinking "what the hell does this have to do with war?".

4th guy from the left does extreme wide leg technique.

[nolifemerc]

i would be suprised all, i dont have to go far outside Norway in Europe where they think that 1 aid after drowning is to put a person in recovery position.

[1977murton]

A kindergarten P.E. can do jumping jacks. Funny and sad all at the same time.

[imalee100]

middle guy was like " Screw this imma dance .."

[caine2010]

The third guy from the right is a little teapot.

[G4Br1ELCLM]

Young man, there's a place you can go.

I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.

You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

[Acorms96]

the guy on the far right....LMFAOOO holy jesus

[jelll4]

Lol is it really that hard if you didnt learn it as a kid??

[carothers74ftw]

wow we got hope guys

[serbwithblade]

Have they never exercised in their lives?

[engr990]

they are afghan, r u that stupid not to recognize people?

[RZ3296]

They can't be that stupid can they? What is hard about doing star jumps?

[jesse083195]

0:12 is that guy dancing?

[IDABAYAREA650I]

@jesse083195 Dude fucking really hahaha Thiers hella Bums which 1 ?

[jesse083195]

@IDABAYAREA650I if u pause at 0:18 the silver pole in front of the camera in right under him

[IDABAYAREA650I]

@jesse083195 HAHAHAHAHA oh ok i see it ahaha.

[cstar191]

.....speechless. that about sums it up

[nem1939]

WHERE IS R. LEE ERMEY WHEN TOU NEED HIM !!!!!!!!

[vonVince]

The irony is that the whole exercise if fucking pointless. Numerous western militaries (yeah, that's right - not just "raghead" or whatever you want to call them) won't waste time doing such pointless exercise.

[Nathan4034]

@vonVince Define pointless? jumping/jogging on the spot is actually good cardiovascular exercise, which soldiers - given the nature of their work - need a lot of. Just because they are not running around shooting shit up does not make the exercise pointless? Pardon me if i have misunderstood your point.

[writofmandamus]

i've seen a lot of viral videos, and this one never fails to get me lmao every time!

[Stormgrip]

The guy in the middle brings me to tears every time. I laugh so fucking hard.

(6th from the right or left)

[Redy2wear21]

lol who cares its hilarious!! the third from the right is noone to mess with lol!!!!

[floyded2]

ignorance at its best.

some posted it under iraqi, others under afghans.

[CODLoVeR11]

look at the Iraqi 3rd from the right!!!

[94kemoo]

mothafuckers don't talk shit about iraq !!!

[Madisonlover4]

That's fricken hilarious

[AkaruAbsolution]

the third guy from the right is my hero.

[tittylippers]

@AkaruAbsolution is he gay??

[Fantazilon]

I swear, next time my P.E. teacher wants me to do jumping jacks... I am going to do this xD

[FlawdaFootball]

The Iraqis are not being dumb, THEY ARE TROLLING

[shogunstan]

oh the hilarity!

[Applemug]

this may be funny. but something makes it funnier - they may do it on purpose to annoy the american commanders

[qadeerrazaque321]

Good to see after about 6 years the American's haven't even been able to pass on the great art of star jumping which is evidently crucial to the survival of the Iraqi state.

[RECOILJUNKIE38]

Should have added the "YMCA" sound track..

[5koorb]

allah retards

[xXHyPerTCXx]

lmfao 0:18 the guy 3rd from the left looks like he's at a disco and fkin partyin it out woot!!!!!!!!

[brianwbegay]

O SHIT THAT WAS HALLARIOUS!!!

[E1shadwell]

lol.the last right 3rd one is so funny

[GeeksterXD]

call me crazy by @0:09 i thought i heard someone say "spongebob squarepants!"

[ulkgood1]

@GeeksterXD totally hear it lol

[xxdeamonxx6]

im a little teapot short and stout

[mrlittleplatypus]

in soviet russia, jacks jump you!

[provacativemoose]

fake.

[xxxTwilightSagaxxx1]

There was ONE person that did it right (kinda) the whole time. The 4th dude on the left.

[5koorb]

@xxxTwilightSagaxxx1 He is a 2 star general now i think.

[natalieann4]

this is what my gym class looks like everydaay XD besides the iraqi part hahaha

[IRAQ4EVER95]

actually u r soo stupid to think this is real....

[AustralianPyro]

how the fuck we are losing the war to these guys is anyone's guess.

[Jeremy3245678]

the 3rd one from the right thinks hes a little tea pot lol rofl lamo

[kivoorc]

this is iraqi retard regiment

[bluefury1984]

@kivoorc No... that's the Afghan National Police. They suck at physical training, but they fight well

[ReptarLordofTerror]

@kivoorc Oh god, my sides ache.

[luwenger09]

Nice jumping jacks, assholes!

[honigdachsfan]

It seems they have never made sports before. So unable to move.

[FancyMar]

really nice to see how funny they van be keep it going on

[ALAMOE13]

like the guy bustin a move while trying to do jumping jacks lol

[comentsteve1]

lmfao the middle guy dancing

[OpiatedBliss]

lol flap birdo

[Igaaboo]

this is like a seven year old's gym class...

[AlphaNumericKey]

This is just.... pitiful. I swore I'd never, ever say this in a comment, but I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. Especially than the guys on the far right.

[SoonerTech88]

They want these people to run a goverment when they cant even do jumping jacks.

[sherhak]

yup, the 6th and the 9th take the medal. absolutely priceless. i can see now why we'll never get out. i never believed the generals until i saw this.

[2SXC2H8]

ahahahhaah the guy 6th from our left is an absolute pisser ahahahahahahahahaha

[TKainZero]

I cannot stop laughing...

I count 1 out of 11 doing it correct...

[eggbertwaxman]

Are they training to be the next village people?

[glory2win]

you dumb ass.. this is an afghanistan not in iraq

[clubcrunker956]

@glory2win nope you got all wrong this is what there called tho iraqi jumping jacks but its not on iraq im pretty sure he knows that there on fucking afghanistan so whos the dumb retarded ass here lmfao you are .....

[tessthef]

Why are there incredibly similar videos of supposed 'afgan' soldiers failing at same?? Blatantly staged progaganda to ridicule and dehumanise foreign enemies of US military, 'look how much stupider brown people in army uniforms are. '

[klote2314]

@tessthef wow you just seen the light dint you

they probably asked the afghans to act that way just to make a funny video

its supposed to be funny and not hatefull

if you cant take a joke then why even be on youtube?

[ArmyMBM]

@tessthef In case you didn't know, "brown people" have been serving the United States for years, along with "white people" and "black people".

Maybe if you got your head out of your ass, then maybe you'd see that these are just probably guys doing Jumping Jacks for the first time. Excuse the United States for trying help people make their lives better. And if this is staged, then you'd have to be stupid enough to think they didn't know it was a joke. Are you calling THEM stupid?

[TheProNoobGuy]

Nice... just nice.

Hahaha....

[semaj7891]

haha hilarious!!

[Flyz2Fast]

No wonder the US couldnt squash the insurgents, look at the "good" side lol

[virulenttrend]

Yeah it's pretty hard especially when you are doing it for the first time. Most of you probably don't remember your first jumping jacks but they probably looked something like this.

[amayseng]

this is still the best thing i have ever seen. hahahaha

[segovian]

This has to be a joke, no one can be that retarded.

[kevinmanville]

awesome, simply awesome

[amayseng]

haha. no wonder we have been over there for 8 years training them...

[jumpingatoms]

@amayseng HAHAHA Best comment ever!

[hokutoken85]

@amayseng why the fuck have you been there?!?! Aaaaaaaahh i swear, now i'll explain to everyone.... cause noone had understood! Go back home! And train YOUR fat people! THEY need it!

[OUTLAWZPRODUCTIONZ]

@hokutoken85

Learn to use proper grammer...

[aegisfate117]

@amayseng Training them, or killing their children.

[Argonath357]

@aegisfate117 Hopefully both. Less terrorists we'll have to waste time killing later.

Isn't instigation of the ignorant fun?

-Yes, yes it is.

[MRSxKEVINxJONASx101]

@amayseng fuck you bitch

[benrat]

That was awesome!!!

[PHOwnage1337]

LOL FARTHEST RIGHT

[FriedCandyOnAStick]

isn't this from Reno 911?

[honda010181]

this reminds me of a famous quote "we're always outnumbered but never outmanned"

[xcrownroyalx1]

the 3rd one from the right was doing some ballet shxxt

[GamingMusicVideos1]

lol what the fuck! The guy in the middle at 0:17 LOL

[SouthSideLakes]

WOW... -_-

NO wonder u see them using bombs.

[maxmaxsport]

One-two-three.... What would have happened if the count arrived to four?

;-)

[satoofi93]

Iraqi soldiers don't wear such uniforms.

[mewarmor990]

@satoofi93 It might be police training.

[DIZZLEyrf]

this is the greatest thing I've ever seen

[BFHGuy]

1,2,u guys SUCK!

[sdafdsfsdfdsfsdf]

omfg what a bunch of retards, holly christ

[LMA629]

this is why we will never leave iraq

[cossack13]

@LMA629 No, this is why you will never defeat Iraq.

[LMA629]

@cossack13 last time i checked, we weren't in a war against iraq, only terrorists. the mission is called mission iraqi freedom. and these iraqi "soldiers" are just pathetic

[TheCAPtaiNCheeto]

Hahahahahahah dumbasses can't do a simple jumpingjack hahahahahahah

[lilteful]

FUNNY BUT THEY ARE NOT IRAQIS!! DUMB FULLS

THEY ARE (AFGANS) YOU TELL THAT BY THERE UNIFORM!

STUPID TITLE....

[06hatter]

Haha, sorry we destroyed your country and all but these jumping jacks just *will not* cut it!!

[PKJohansson444]

the one in the middle's dancing :D

[Deejaytwenty2]

at least one guy kinda had it down. 2nd from the left lol

[larsjuhan3]

in soviet russia jumping jacks jump you

[az61999]

@larsjuhan3 in soviet russia cars drive you dumb ass

[NextGenGamings]

this video never gets old

[MrMartinPuff]

balley school.

[mobydick789]

the guy in the middle at 0:21 is the best



[3SEA3]

hahaha oh jeez!!!! this totally make my day! they sure have the coordination for jumping jacks!

[lemdog20]

lol @ 3rd guy from end WFT

[omfgnonamehere]

AMERICA FUCK YEA!!! oh look at the cheerfull lil kids dancin in the backround wait theyre military?

[RedRum6x3]

@omfgnonamehere Yeah, we have our work cut out for us there...

[greenshaw12]

If you look at it, one guy isn't moving his feet, one guy is doing freestyle ballet, and the last guy putting his hands on top of his head thinks he's a little tea pot. haha

[revngeWAR]

lol wtf...

[Jacko643]

the guy infront of the silver pole LOL *FACEPALM*

[NextGenGamings]

they are dancing!!!!!!!!!!

[mikaylamahxx]

Hahahahhahahahahhahahah!

[robp545]

haha i swear its get steadily more retarded from left to right

[g5400]

@robp545 so true

[PKJohansson444]

@robp545

seriously, I laughed so hard that I got stomach ache :D

[Sniperhound4]

@robp545 That comment made me laugh XD

[lisa1406]

aaaaahahah the 3rd from the right side :D or the 6... :D

[TheGarcia350]

all except two idiots are doing it. the first one tries it "I'm A Little Teapot" style and the other one dancing like if hes competing Dancing with the stars or something.....LMAO!!!!

[geniemist]

lmao

[supergiggle]

They need help, we don't want to be babysitting them forever.....

[BlakByte]

Not iraq, this is the afghan national army.. They are so fucking worthless.

[notthatinnocent86]

yea.......... they are TOTALLY ready to go to irag

[irkiIIer]

@notthatinnocent86 they are iragi theyre alreaady in irag

[thehoeslaper]

don't just stand there bust-a-move

[stemaster]

wow wtf?