Skinny Bitches - ChickComedy

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[EhlaeRoen]

did you hear that skinny bitches??!

lmfao!!!

[theWylenialy]

Is this Animal Planet?

[oldstock1607]

Self-effacing humor. It works, and has universal appeal.

[kinzeUK]

WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO SHOUT???!!!!

[oldstock1607]

@kinzeUK because she's a texan.

[kinzeUK]

@oldstock1607 I see. Thank you.

[Lightcaster123]

She talks about a sausage in a George Forman grill and she didn't put in a "the fat just drips right off" joke?

[masontonio]

You are funny, girrrlllll!!

[mrzatchbell132]

she kindve sounds like sam kinisin

[alipbob]

She reminds me of Lori Beth Denberg and Ralphie May. Nickelodeon needs people like her! Bring back the 90's funnys!

[Tears222]

Can't stop watching this! I love her!

[ApitoPR2]

since when Fat Joe does comedy?

[energeez]

that was pretty funny

[Hubahubatime]

dude one lady is laughing so hard it rediculuous. right after a joke "AHAHHHAAAAA-ah-ahEEYEYEEE

[kurdapio100]

hahahahahhahahahahahhaahahah!!­!! wow! now that's a chick comedy hands...oh,, sorry thumbs up for that love it

[slipknot23ism]

a little bunny fart lllllllllllooooooooooooooooooo­ooolllllllllllllllllllll

[moad]

only women thats funny yet prolly cuze fat people have good humor

[gooberdome]

Fuckin hilarious!!

[ramG35]

i duno why, but the larger women comedians are just really funny... skinny ones seem like they try to hard to be funny, i duno why

[irurwurst]

@ramG35

People more likely to be described as good-looking seem to be less funny, no matter their gender.

[rakuencallisto]

one of the funniest female comedians i've ever seen.

[rakuencallisto]

ahahaha that opening was great.

[blake81088]

this chick is annoying as fuck

[MaxwellHermosa]

funny lady



[TheRhonx]

My gut fucking hurts now... XD

[thomtraphagen]

she is like a cross between roseanne and ron white

[namekman01]

boner

[animecat33]

first time i watch this woman and already love her XD

[teriseopotamus]

dear jennifer kober,

i may steal some of your sayings such as, "i'm just going to breathe in jesus and breathe out peace." i will credit you accordingly..... after maybe a few days or years or upon request :P

love, terise

[ThePerfArts]

Lover her, sooooo funny!!!!!

[gregorcollins]

Can we just have ONE overweight comic not talk about their being overweight? One??

[revessolitaires]

@gregorcollins i get what you mean but when you are visibly over weight it is what you use. Picking on things like being over weight or having a very big nose, or a thick accent, or any other obvious thing is a gold mine of comedic material and it helps to relate to the audience, because many of them may feel they are 'over weight' 'have big noses' etc.

[gregorcollins]

@revessolitaires I get why. I get what you're saying. It's just, if you've heard one fat person joking about themselves, you've heard them all, ya know? It's like the ethnic dude doing ethnic jokes. I don't know. I respect stand-up, but it's just a pet peeve of mine.

[revessolitaires]

@gregorcollins check out Denise Ramsden. Shes on the chick comedy channel as well and she's more topic diverse. /watch?v=hDCwwRWO_3M

[kinzeUK]

@gregorcollins Apparently not it would seem. Same goes for a black comic (ESPECIALLY FEMALE) that doesn't talk about how they are black every other joke

[Beevan29]

I didn't think I was going to laugh.. but I was pleasantly surprised :D

[MrMikeipp]

typical fat loud obnoxious american thumbs down

[RenneWings]

@MrMikeipp Aaawww, I'm sorry you're too ignorant and closed minded to enjoy this confident, beautiful woman.

[digthewarmth]

I love her, she's amazing.

[ChilliMiku1]

I love you!

[crispybluu]

@mrlittleroots1 Agreed! She'd probably have us laughing beer out of our noses!

[7695thedudeman]

why is it that most of the woman comedians have to yell into the mic?

[NymphadoraBeeWolf]

hahaha omg i have never seen this comedian in my life but i clicked this and omg now i love her!!!!!!! ahahaha the bunny fart joke was a killer!!!

[shawnasainnichols]

fucking love her.

[hottnspiceyy]

Omg she is freakin funny !

[gameinggangsta]

Haha

[NygilMr94]

Sarah!

[edhusse]

she awesome! she just needs to stop yelling at me

[yewtoobdewd]

Breathe in Jesus and breathe out peace. Golden. This chick is funny.

[Isaidjustmekimberly]

pod!



[SaraHeartsRunning]

Damn, my names Sara. -_-

[a9saldivar]

ralphie may's sister?

[kaichrono]

So funny

[meverdugo2]

Jen Kober is 1 of the very few chicks funny on Chick Comedy's Channel

[JRtheCREATOR1]

oh my god its rosesan!!! hahahahahha

[prescriptionKandy]

Bunny fart ? LMAO XD ssarah HAHA

[Graymoths]

I love her! Haha

[sueanna2]

Her jokes are actually hilarious omfg ROTFL! If she's skinny, she'd look like SELMA BLAIR. But not that it's wrong that she's on the heavy side, she's only human. But i'd worry abt health complications if i'm that heavy. lol i'm going off-topic...

[PoopyPantyPoop]

Oh shit she looks like that girl from All That

[MrsVegasgirl1]

I cracked up because I am the same as the friend she was talking about...same name ( Sara ), tiny, and love to tan! haha Funny stuff~

[joysjje18]

I Love her!

[lazymatts]

this is hilarious :)

[BobTheYak15]

Is Gabriel Iglesias in the audience? 0.o

[shed176]

This woman is funny

[MrFunvids123]

The only funny chic comedy! Love it

[e2c2puma]

who is that crazy laugher?!?!? lol

[BlueTwinTaco]

Sarah is actually her wife :3

[kingof2liners]

she reminds me of a white Monique

[seekerofthestorm]

LMAO @ all the insecure jerks who have to bolster their self-confidence by verbally bashing this woman. She's hilarious and she's got a great way to deal with her appearance. She can make comments about herself and NOT need to degrade others (taking notes, y'all?)

Oh, and FYI, before the obvious retorts come flying back: I'm one of those 'skinny bitches' myself. Forget trying the whole: 'you're just defending her because you're a walrus' nonsense, kay? Grow up.

[Anfmethodjor]

First joke was priceless.

"Picture a sausage on a George-Foreman grill" LMAO

She's good, she reminds me of Louis Black angry and sarcastic delivery.

[Moonrose001]

"Im just gonna move this so y'all can here me... there I am!!!" XD

[BritaniaANDPrussia]

My name is Sara...

[FilmTrailersChannel]

That self degradation she has, her putting her self down isn't confidence.

[Nadesiko85]

@FilmTrailersChannel I think that she is embracing her flaws and thats why she can make fun of her self. If you are not confident, you take your self too seriously

[WolfEyesatNight]

breath Jesus in?.. she did and the 12 apostles and a side of extra large french fries with him.

[Nadesiko85]

@WolfEyesatNight Owww... so funny! A fat joke! Didn´t see that coming...

[WolfEyesatNight]

@Nadesiko85

ah relax, a bunch of atheist are after my hide because I made a funny about circumcision,

they argue circumcision is child genital mutilation, I answered.

What? I said,

"i Squeezed my pimples harder than that"

even mother Teresa got into the act, condemning me to catholic school.

[kenjohnsonmusic]

She is really funny

[amac8585]

like a female jack black. she is so funny and delivery is great

[krdaniel123]

love her

funny female comedians are hard to find

[donUK69]

1:35 haha i dont know how i ended up watching chick comedy but im glad i did. probably the funniest woman i know of..

[ross1243336]

This...this is...this is comedy??this isn't funny at ALL!

[TaoKiomi]

"Doesn't that just sound like a little bunny fart? Sarah~." XD lmfao I love this woman.

[wolfscapeproduction]

We got big booty bitches! Big booty bitches!! No skinny bitches!! WOO

[JennyDragon]

She's probably the only hilarious one out of this "chick comedy" channel.

[naveahsmoments]

hahaha!!!!! she's funny

[karolina9840]

Ha ha ha. Cracked my ribs. "I'm Gonna breath in Jesus and breath out peace"

[jhkgyg098]

i love her an i seen one of her more recent videos she started losing weight~ not there anything wrong with the way she was then. but it shows how people can change an either way she still funny as hell~

[emilyhale27]

American comedians always seem angry and pissed off about something. I prefer british comedians.

[thekingofmoney2000]

@emilyhale27 different cultures have different senses of humor! I wonder if you would find other countries comedians funny too? You probably only speak one language like most anglophones though...how boring...

[Commander034]

The only people who say looks aren't anything are ugly and fat people. I know this because I'm fat and now I'm losing a lot of weight. It is easier than you think, so the only person to blame for how you look is yourself and we should celebrate skinny sexy people, because we should all try to get there.

[JustPeachy789]

@Commander034 thoughts like that cause eating disorders.

[Commander034]

@JustPeachy789 Emotional disorders turn into eating disorders. Emotion is only your own reaction to something. There was something wrong with every person with an eating disorder before they got it. Wanting to be good looking is not a desire that ruins people, how they react to it is.

[punkstarXL]

whhoa seriusly people are putting down this chick. she is confidant and you dont find that in many fat people so i think y'all should calm your tits and move on if you dont freaking love this "hard to kidnap" woman. making a joke out of your insecurities is a great way to handle it aiight? so stop being skinny bitches and gtfo.

[edwinshap1]

@punkstarXL confidence does not make somebody funny. Somebody mocking their own faults can be funny, but her comedy is nothing special...

[GreatBlueKnight]

@CynthiaxXxBlitzkrieg YES, EXACTLY!!!

Thank you!

[GreatBlueKnight]

fat people are dumb

[Stevenarius]

about fuckin time i found a funny chick - keep it up

[LozzaaGhee]

" Don't that just sound like a little bunny fart... *whisper* sarah. " aha.

[prettygirlx4]

I want to see if she stills so funny and joyfull when she gets a heart attack. 

[thekingofmoney2000]

@prettygirlx4 probably, comedians always find comedy in everything...

[Carrolah]

lucky for me vertical lines - very slimming hahahaha

[2in1Magic]

@tutudesigner

Im a guy and im 14 now and lift weights and eat plenty of meat. I also go to the gym 4 times a week. Now i will tell u now that doing both dance and the gym isnt going to get u stronger faster. U are just constantly tearing ur muscles which need to rebuild again but u dont let them. Did u know that?

[2in1Magic]

@tutudesigner

Well arent u superman mrs dance class 4 times a week. i think u go to dance to get close to men.

[Sendria]

lmao aww she's adorable and funny. She should try acting though

[stfuLindsaywtf]

SO hilarious.

[13Superkitsune]

God. Drunk women in the background. So annoying D:

[adamibbo1]

Fat whore

[GaaraLover1792]

@Guyzseriously I'm overweight and I'm not limited in what I can do. Granted, I'm not quite Jennifer Kober's size, but I'm fat. And I can do everything my skinny friends can do. I'm only limited in what clothes fit.

[spatronic]

She is so white version Mo'nique

[johansdwlw]

Omg tht laugh in the back ground was so annoying lol

[flashroyal1]

women can laugh!!!

[PinkLaceBaby]

@HCOcraz us vegan girls need to stick together<3 thankyou girl(:

[deltasa]

Some of these responses on here are pathetic. Not all Americans are fat and as far as the vegan thing goes..ole girl could just as likely get hit by a car or die in a plane crash than live 15 years longer than everyone. Whether people are fat/skinny doesnt matter. let people be happy and quit judging.

[HybridStrains]

fatty.

[destructivememory]

hahaha this is funny. im naturally thin and feel bad for those people who cant eat what they want.. but i like how she makes jokes outta it lol

[HCOcraz]

@tutudesigner PinkLaceBaby is going to live like 15 years longer than the average american because of the fact she's vegan. Ya'll are gonna die from heart attacks at the age of 35.

[tutudesigner]

@HCOcraz I'm not at risk of a heart attack. I exercise and eat healthy food every day. Actually she might die sooner because she lacks essential vitamins and minerals!

[HCOcraz]

@tutudesigner actually 8 oz of soy milk has more protein than a peice of steak. I eat fruit and veggies. Unless your fucking retarded you should know they have alot of vitamins and minerals in them. Plus i talk vitamins everyday. So just keep deneying the fact thats your fat.

[tutudesigner]

@HCOcraz I'm not denying that soymilk is better that steak. I don't eat steak. But calorie wise, a glass of fortified organic cow's milk is just as good if not better for you than soymilk. And I know fruits and vegetables are good for you. I'm not a retard. And I am NOT FAT! I have a healthy BMI. I work out every day. I go to the gym 4 days a week and train with a personal trainer. I take 4 dance classes a week(including ballet and tap) and that's just the beginning :)

[57worldwide]

@tutudesigner Cow milk? If you want to talk about good milk, goat milk is better than cow milk. Better for the environment to produce it, better for you to drink it. Soy shouldn't be given to males under the age of 25, or so I've heard.

I'm fat, a little bit. I just say extra energy reserve though. I don't give a fuck about BMI, that's just a calculation involving your weight and height. A guy couldn't get health insurance because he was 'overweight'. He was a bodybuilder and weight lifter.

[tutudesigner]

@57worldwide I like goat's milk but I can never find it in a store. I have had goat milk ice cream. I was also fat as a child, but now I've slimmed down. And I know a BMI is just a load of crap because my BMI calculated on paper is wrong but when done by a body scan is right. And I really feel sorry for that guy. Something like that happened to me one time so I had my BMI done by a doctor but, I still have my doubts about it's accuracy.

[57worldwide]

@tutudesigner I was skinny for many years, now I have an extra energy reserve. I don't mind being as heavy as I am now, other people seem to have the problem. I would like to be able to do as many pull ups as I used to do, and I will be able to again. I just need to work.

Back to the weightlifter who couldn't get health insurance: He had like less than 10% body fat, was ripped and in great condition. But he was technically overweight and couldn't get health insurance. Societal hipocrisy.

[HCOcraz]

@tutudesigner Actually our bodies stop making the enzyme to digest milk at the age of 2. The only time in our lives when we are actually supposed to drink milk is when our moms are nursing us. Were the only species that drinks another species milk. And as humans are stomachs are actually made for a herbivore diet. THATS WHY YOUR COMMENT PISSED ME OFF. plus im 100% against animal cruelity. But im not getting into that subject. But good for you. I dance and ballet to. (just got on pointe)

[2in1Magic]

@tutudesigner

PinkLaceBaby is actually doing a great thing by being vegan. She is very healthy because of her choices. Shes not like most americans who would rather go to a burger king than get laid. So LEAVE HER ALONE.

[tutudesigner]

@2in1Magic By being a vegan she is missing out on essential vitamins and minerals. What's wrong with a little lean protein now and then? And BTW: I don't even eat at Burger King. That's disgusting!

[HipnHopify]

@tutudesigner Actually, that's false. She can get the same amount of protein from soy and tofu-products. She's not missing on anything. In fact, eating more vegetables than meat is healthier. Have fun shoving down steaks down your throat and living in denial.

[tutudesigner]

@HipnHopify I know it's healthier to eat more vegetables than meat. Their are other sources of protein, but their are some vitamins that only come from meat.

[mandyblahblah]

This woman is hilarious really she's better than Roseanne more of a realistic person -3 :D

[PinkLaceBaby]

@riffsdj Im actually 5 foot 2 and im very healthy. But one things for sure, all of you fat girls arent!<3 peace out fatasses have fun with your miserable, pathetic, lardy lifes.

[tutudesigner]

@PinkLaceBaby No one cares! So peace out<3 vegan and try to have fun with your tasteless, miserable, pathetic life:)

[HipnHopify]

@tutudesigner Have fun being fat and living in denial, just like the rest of America's population. Have fun with the heart-failure that's waiting for you in the future.

[tutudesigner]

@HipnHopify Actually I'm not fat, I eat healthy food and work out every day, and I'm not at risk of developing heart disease:DD

[HipnHopify]

@tutudesigner Yeah right, sure you are. Haha! You're probably one of those chubby girls, sitting behind the screen with a bag of chips, trying to convince others that they're "healthy" and "skinny", when they're really the opposite. Nice try, but that doesn't work on me haha.

[tutudesigner]

@HipnHopify Um........not quite. I work out every day. I go to the gym and train with a personal trainer 4 times a week. I have a BMI of about 21. I take dance class 4 times a week(which includes ballet and tap dancing). My blood pressure is good. And right now I'm sitting at the computer drinking some lemonade I made myself with Truvia:)

[Snackay]

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[FishieBiscuit36]

YO idiots, ITS FKN COMEDY GET OVER IT :')

[PinkLaceBaby]

@1ladyslugga THANKYOU.

[PinkLaceBaby]

@xSYDLOUFOUx12 Yes im sure your happy being fat. Im sure you love your body so much. And anyone any shape or size can have problems getting friends. Not just fat people. So just stay in denial. And I dont care how happy you SAY you are. Because you cannot tell me that when your in a bathingsuit you feel great. Being overweight is disqusting, One because it looks gross. And two its a huge health risk. Are you fine with being unhealthy? Im a 115 pound healthy vegan. And i love it<3 (:

[riggsdj]

@PinkLaceBaby Unless you are only 4 feet tall, "115 pounds" and "healthy" do not belong in the same sentence together. Eat a burger and get off your high horse.

[scoobysnacks5390]

She is like a white Monique...same attitude...same Skinny Bitches. Monique is better though!

[jmacfadyen]

I was laughing after 30 seconds, and dying half way through!

[1ladyslugga]

She wasnt funny. All she did was ridicule herself.....

[Ninaki13th]

@1ladyslugga god relax its called sense of humor,something u dont have

[1ladyslugga]

Im a big chic too, but I can NOT STAND the Big Chic Movement! It's NOT funny to be OVERWEIGHT and then MAKE JOKES about it! It's NOT FUNNY, It's a HEALTH PROBLEM. I guess if SHE LOST WEIGHT, SHE'D have NOTHIN to TALK ABOUT. It's PRETTY SAD if ya ASK ME. Dont ENCOURAGE Obesity, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

[NippleSlipped]

I think she has been in the kitchen to much .

[silentangel123]

hahaha shes funny

[ShellyDropDeadBabe]

hahaha , she's so funny <3

[ChloroformUrMother]

It's a young Rosie O'Donnel...

[kl091797]

shes funnys lol idc wat stupid stuff people say its funny

[loneTUBE87]

One more funny fatty . Loved it. She should go big.

[runescapemastr]

@loneTUBE87 HAHAHAHA All pun intended.

[wallaEthnicbro]

THIS IS THE BEST !!! AHAHAH

[brahmancheerleader1]

i just dont understand why everyone hates on girls that are skinny, its not hard to stay skinny. eat normal and workout a little every day its that simple

[LordAkira]

Notice how its only women who goto see women comedians???

[AMPup47]

@LordAkira think about your comment dumbass. OBVIOUSLY

[JanisDaisy]

This is beautiful.....

[PinkLaceBaby]

haha pathetic. theres no way that when they people look in the mirror theyre happy. theres no way when you see a victoria secret model you say "ehh im happy being fat" stop deneying it and go to a gym, Thats what i did, and im happier then ever<3

[xSYDLOUFOUx12]

@PinkLaceBaby Excuse yourself. I like being fat, honestly. It's made me who I am. Instead of being cute, I had to be smart, or be nicer than other people. You know how I won my friends? I DEVELOPED A SENSE OF HUMOR; just like she did. You think that I can't be happy when I look in the mirror because I'm fat? HELL YES I CAN. Fuck society and their warped opinions of what beauty is; because you definitely aren't beautiful, if you have a personality that makes you this close-minded and thoughtless.

[TKMSeznam12]

@xSYDLOUFOUx12 You don't need to be fat to have a personality. Being fat is basically a physical example of how someone cares little for themselves.

[xSYDLOUFOUx12]

@TKMSeznam12 Really? Because you think I purposely want to eat everything I see? Food is like a drug, that someone is addicted to. Food for me is something completely different than it is for you. You can't speak out about the fact that being fat is a physical example that someone doesn't care for themselves. I care for myself plenty. I take showers every day, I brush my teeth, I get exercise; that's me caring for myself. Being fat, doesn't mean I don't care.

[CarbineGuy]

Anyone can fucking see right through these kinds of people, denying their image and hiding their insecurities with jokes. If offered the chance to lose 200 pounds instantly, she'd do it in a heartbeat.

[abcde2320]

58 skinny bitches

@abcde2320 no 60