White Chicks Yo Mama Jokes!

[kjr510]

its mother time

[xXDreamBlondeXx]

youuu wannna tallkk abouutt mothhherrss?? itsss mothhherr timmmee<3

[xxohschnappzjackiexx]

These are my role models

[chocolatechip179]

Yo mama so old that she aint got milk to feed u someone else does

[SlimShadyKnowles]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT HER BREAST MILK IS POWDER YOU BREAST FEED LIKE THIS HAHAAHAHAHA

[lilsexygirl33]

WHITE CHICKS IS MY FAV.FUNNY MOVIE I JUST SEEN THIS A FEW DAYS AGO

[Chloefizzball]

What movie is this????????

[atvinnumadur]

@Chloefizzball read description... and also the title says it...

[HeroInTheShadow]

White chicks i seen this its hilarious xD

[FinnTheHumanBoy2121]

white chicks

[TheOisink4]

@Chloefizzball dude are u blind its written in the comments and the title has it too ps its called white chicks

[Heckscherchuable]

you're mother is so stinky... her dentures have cavities

[Heckscherchuable]

you're mother is so stinky... her dentures have cavities

[HelloKittyBeast]

Yo mama so hairy she has Afros on her nipples xDD

[cozy262]

Yo mama so fat when she stepped into the ocean a dolphin came up and said "We are family,even though you're fatter than me!"

[theadorjespert]

Your Moma is so poor when she went to KFC she had to lick other peoples fingers for food!

[Barrenthevampire]

YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE GOT BAPTIZED IN SEA WORLD!

[chichi1mole]

OH ESSQUEEZE ME !!

[baeishvale]

yo mama so fat that when she climbed up the stairs to heaven she gottired and went back down.

[4000chaos]

yo mama so black that she gotta put her tattoos in chalk NOTE: IM NOT RACIST

[partyrockin26]

Your mother is so stupid she tried to put mnm's in alphabetical order

[datboitony23]

Yo momma so dark when she went to go get a blood check they told her she needed an oil change

[michaelalovesconnor]

yo mommas soooooo fat when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet....

[TheTamaramac12]

yo momma is so fat people run around her for exercise

[allforable]

Yo mama wears Equator for jeans belt!

[boobha23]

You mama is so fat she always dies in call of duty and it is a 5. Killstreck

[angrybird50]

yo mama is so black she makes dark vader look white

(NO RACIST)

[jesusg0711]

Yo MAMA

[TheCookiePrinscess]

yo mama so stupid she locked herself in the mattress store and slept on the floor.

[ac10messi]

Yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her.....haha

[TheNskpo]

i dont wanna see the motherfucking spider living under skin youtube!

[126Ruben]

YOUR MOTHER IS SO DUMB SHE BOUGHT TICKETS FOR XBOX LIVE!

[TreenaButt]

Lol your mothers ass is soo harry!!!

[HelenaNunya]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH "You wanna talk about mothas you wanna talk about mothas" kills me

[Gaziz85]

@HelenaNunya Sooooooooo true...

[MrCaptainYama]

To ma ma's so old and fat that one of her farts was the BIG BANG!

[MrCaptainYama]

To ma ma's so fat she made a hippopotamus look anorexic!

[Gracinitah]

Who's watching this in 2012?Thumbs up :D

[theadorjespert]

@Gracinitah no I'm watching this in 200B.C on my iStone... -___-"

[asniel447]

@Gracinitah no its 10,000 BC and im watching this in mi iStone

[DownSetGoExit]

@Gracinitah No I'm watching it 500b.c on my fucking Istone! :L

[TheMrTerrarian]

exsqueeze me

[jasmine5499]

Yo mamma so fat chuck norris couldnt carry her

[Myrtlebunny]

yo momma's so fat she needs two passports..just for the picture

[9wingedangel]

"Yooou wanna talk about mooothers!!! aaaaaa you wanna talk about motheeers!" ahhaha <3

[crainey1314]

Yo mama is so fat she say on a rainbow and skittles fell

[mgjaimes]

Yo mama so fat that when she layed on the beach people went running around saying free wily

[prettygurrl95]

yo mama so stupid, she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company

[TheDrewpea]

whats a winowna? :)

[HacKingThaSysTeM]

@TheDrewpea Winona Ryder was convicted of theft so they're just using Winona's name as a reference to theft

[purplepansy98]

yo mama so hairy you almost died of carpet burn at birth :L

[shaytardgirl]

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

[frekone]

yo mama so fat she buys her bras at autozone

yo mama so fat when she was kidnapped she took up all four sides of the milk carton

[FakeTatoosForYourMom]

To mama sooooooooooo hairy the only language she speaks is wookie! When you came out you got rugburn! Damn girl she uses 8 bottles of shampoo and still didnt get to her head!

[Desinewyorican]

FUNNY THEY SAID TO THEIR ENEMIES O U WANNA TALK ABOUT R MOTHER O ITS MOTHER TIME. LOL

[Naynoshka77]

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view XD lol

[MrTherandom75]

YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT TO OUTER SPACE SHE SAID MAYBE I CAN ECSERSISE HERE

[littlemonster4evr98]

Yo mama so fat, when she sits around re house,she sits AROUND the house! Haha

[bamsitcoco]

So you wanna talk about mamas

[UNIQUE7170]

i love them

[Firemanfh12351]

Haha ur mom is so stupid wen she watched spongebob she thought it was a show about cheese :p

[Clare1523]

Omg Lmaaaoooo!:)

[jEPPELITO1339]

OK! STFU, YOUR MAMA JOKES IS SO LAME THAT I CAN'T MOVE ... Ha - Ha -.-

[jlord082]

Funny movie! Get to see my compilation of funny scenes in the movies. You will surely enjoy and laugh hardly. Just google - Big life spender comic acts

[NeverBeFakeNever]

Okay you guys need to stop with the yo mama jokes there not good and some yoj just.rip off of.Brodys yo mama vids

[chocoholic031]

@NeverBeFakeNever the videos are made from mama jokes that youtubers commented -_-

[NeverBeFakeNever]

@chocoholic031 okay it dosent matter cause i dont think that one of 1,199 people posted one of the comments that got made into a video -_- and if they did good for them

[lydialovescandy]

U wanna talk bout mama!! Aigght its mama time. I loved the poweder one xD YO MAMA SO FAT PEOPLE JOG AROUND HER FOR EXCERSIZE ;D

[whitneymspacmanrich]

yo mamma is so stupid,she went to the movies, and the sign said: "17 and under not required", and she came back with 16 friends

[AudioRangers22]

yo mama is so poor burglars broke into her home and left her money

[Loverbear116g]

Hilarious

[TheBritishAssassinV1]

Yo mamma so fat, that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.

[TheonlyDarkshooter]

yo mama so fat shes like a vacum because she blows she sucks and she get laid in the cloest

[megshanahan81]

she poopt in a pot

[Squishy134]

yo mommas so poor i walked in the front door of her house and tripped out the back

[RaphaelDeLaGhetto87]

Your momma's so fat she has a real alligator on her Lacoste shirt.

[AngelWolfBlood]

To mama is so ugly that blind kids cry

[zaier09]

Yo mama so fat when she sit on the toilet the toilet says ABC get yo fat ass of of me

[hailspayaya]

what movie is this from?

[skyWonder111]

@hailspayaya it is from WHITE CHICKS..it says in the title!!

[SpareSomeChange321]

Yomama SO UGLY when she goes to bed her pillow cries at night.

[Xxskittlesandunicorn]

yo mama is soo stinky that when she sat on the toilet is sang abcdefg get you stinky ass off of me

[grayish7824]

This movie is so highlarious

[Potts875]

Yo mama is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

[blowthingsup98]

Your mamas like a bus, buy a ticket and get a ride

[ROADkilla121]

yo mama so poor wen i went over i tripped through the front door fell out the back landed on a rollerskate and got arrested for stealing the family car

yo mama so fat she dont need the internet she already world wide

[llPredatorrr]

coffee not black u dick dat joke make no sence

[dBaY650]

YO MAMA IS SO BLACK THAT WHEN SHE WENT INTO THE JACUZZI IT TURNED INTO COFFEE

[jkza47]

You wanna talk about mothasssdd

[RCSwagRaps]

Yo mam so poor when i walked into your house i was in the backyard.

[reggie2524]

yo mama so fat it takes her 1 bottle of body wash to clean one of her titties

[Movieninjas11]

Looks like the Finn finns need to learn what a bra is.

[chillydogification]

i hate this new thing were it dings when you like a comment:D

[salter4321]

@chillydogification yeah nice try dickhead!

[codej123]

the funniest part wen he said u want to talk about mothers

[basketcasecatherine]

yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party.

[BrEeZyIsHeRe]

u wanna tlk bout mothrrr

[Pacasesace]

Lmao

"Its mother time"

[lollisa1534]

your mama so fat that she look for cheat codes for the Wii Fit...

[shadowdemon023]

the 1 of breast feeding cracked me up!!

[TonyEternity]

The niqo salad one was funny

[TheGeoisnice]

Yo mamas so gross she has to put salt down her pants to keep the crabs freash

[Txio01]

Yo mama so skinny when she turned around sideways she disappeared

[JoCLs]

you mama so old, that when she was at school there was no history class

[valeirerodriguez]

yo mamma so ugly that she the reason why waldo hides

[BillaAnna13]

ONLY IN AMERICA

[glossygirls62]

CAB SOMEONE PLZ TEL ME WUT PULLING A WANONNA IS

[LILjazzjazz]

they have way better jokes than they do! man, they suck! lol!

[MissMay70]

Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.. x]

[mislavrepinac13]

poor quality

[TheJimenez707]

Yo mama teeth so yellow, when she drank water, it turned into lemonade.

[LILjazzjazz]

that part cracks me up so much! LOL! xD

[GintokiRPG]

Yo mama so black when God created her he said , oops I burnt one.

[thicknnice81]

Its mother time!!!!

[IamAWSOMEftw]

yo mama so dumb she took and arrow to the knee

[AssassinPr0digy]

yo momma is such a hoe she was a runner for Adam and Eve

[its2in0the1numbers1]

yo mama's so fat that when God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT," he had to move her out the way first.

[MultiBandit67]

Yo mamma so stupid she goes to the hardware store and gets 5 cents a screw

[3lawie]

it's mothers time !!

[lavchick101]

You people are ignorant :/ you shouldnt talk about someone's mother 'cuz what if they dont have a mother or if their mother just died. If you want people talkin shit on your mothers dont say dumb shit like this about other people's mom.

[Accidentlyinluv1]

@lavchick101 That's true but you read WAY too much into this movie.

[GREdimitraki12]

OOOHHH YOU WANA TALK ABOUT MAAAMMMAAAS!!!

[lashawn3713]

YO MAMA SO STUPID BECUZ SHE WENT INSIDE THE OMELETTE HOUSE LOOKIN FOR SOULJA BOY

[ilovemycrazyfriends]

Yo mama so ugly, even eminem was afraid

[Checko2323]

Yo Mamma is like a vaccum, she sucks, blows n gets laid in a closet.!!! :D

[ethangaga12]

yo mama is like a pool table balls go in and out

[ethangaga12]

yo mama so cheap wen i lit a candle the roaches said "calap ur hands and stop ur feet, praise the lord cuz we got sum heat

[l00bear]

ONLY IN AMERICA!

[DrPhilMusic]

Your momma's so poor, i came over to her place, stepped on a cigarette butt, she yelled "GET OFF MY HEATER!"

[joshamob1982]

yo mama so dumb she got run over by a parked car!

[Xx2G4UxX]

Your mom is so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and she pissed in her pants

[EmjOcampo]

yo mama like animal planet wild untamed and uncut

[TheKingzak]

yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attion

[Sqeeners]

Yo mamma so fat that the photo of her taken in the year 1990 is still printing.

[lavchick101]

@Sqeeners that was lame ?_?

[ibocks]

so clear

[xXglamADDICT16xX]

HAHAHA "Old Man America!" I ALWAYS die on that part. Sooo funny!!

[atomichead777]

yo mamas so poor, she wipes her ass with her hands

[l00bear]

ONLY IN AMERICA

[joshebizonline]

Yo mama so fat when she skydives,she eclispes the sun...

Bitch take that

[SuperNerdee]

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes in an elevator, it only goes down.

[DRUMS41IFE3]

yo mama so black when she stepped out of the car the oil light turned on

[darkangel3536]

yo mama so old she knew burger king when he was still a prince

[ZakBaganslover4ever9]

yo mama's so stupid she bought 2 bras 4 the price of 3

:)funny right

[conorDUCKDUCK]

what do u call a frozen black man with a stick up his ass?

a choc-ice

why do black people have white palms?

cuz theres a bit of good in evey1

[cuajeremy]

Yo mamas so fat when she walks it smells like bacon.

[l00bear]

ONLY IN AMERICA

[MrBl00dbath]

yo mamma so fat when she fell in love , she broke it. :D

[abbiemarshallvevo]

SQUEESE ME !!!!!!!

[DRUMS41IFE3]

yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight

[h20fan222892]

1:39-1:45 lol

[zacdogger14]

240p we meet again



[tomasnavarro010]

58 people had a bitch fit

[tule123ful]

yo mama so skinny she can do the hoola hoop thru a cheerio ! :P

[antihero197]

if I had a dollar for each pixel I would have 1 dollar

[10Paxia10]

@antihero197 hahahaha

[EpicLizzard67534]

Luv their laugh

[PS3elflaco17]

Tu madre es tan peluda que cuando el mono la mira y dice AY MY JEMELA (_)

[PS3elflaco17]

Your Mother is so ugly but SO ugly that she just get in a uglys concursion and take her out cause they dont want profeccionalis. It has a little errors on it but i dont care!. :D

[Almonerable]

yo mama so fat she uses cheat codes for wii fit

[iJewishTween]

Your Mother's Ass Is So Hairy It Looks Like Don Kings Gonna Come Out And Say ONLY IN AMERICA! XD lmfao best part ever

[TheCappiix]

yo mama is so old she didn't even have "history" as a subject in school , OOOOOOOOHHH

[41409david]

yo mama is so fat she uh doesnt no wat a salad is uh yeah

[XXneonwookieXX]

Yo mama is so stupid she hijacked her own car...XD