go to the gym, pump up for some months just to tighten your muscles and gain some strength overall, then beat the living shit out of the bullies, and enjoy the mirin' eyes from that slut that turned you down.
My friend, i really think you need a MAJOR life reboot. For starters maybe just try getting out there and improving your social life. The sad truth is a lot of people are assholes and will laugh at you if you give them a reason to. And that reason unfortunately is your current lifestyle of staying indoors on the computer "pwning noobs" for the majority of the day. Not being a dick, i just think all that time playing games online has really changed your perception of reality. Hope this helped :)
Dude... I'm into video games too... but OF COURSE no one is going to be impressed with your video gaming skills.
Why? Because they think... "Wow... in order to get that good, that guy must be sitting in his basement playing games all day... what a loser." But when your into other things as well, like baseball, basket ball... or heck even sports shooting... it shows you live an active lifestyle where you leave the housee.
Women don't like shut ins. I say this as a former shut in myself.
linny u stfu that thesis is flawed in the a s s, I will dominate u in any game all day then ill walk into the club take your girl and p! ss on your freind. Difference between people who play because nothing else to do and those who play to dominate, because thats our nature to dominate. so we dominate whatevers available to dominate
@HashbeanSC2 exactly. fuckin' leaches, drain you of your money. only thing men need them for is fucking, but they use that one thing as a leverage point to drain us of money, psychological stability, etc. it's just not worth being in a "relationship" with one. fuck em', & forget em'. I'm sorta nerdy yet had at about 6 relationships at least, but it opened my eyes. Every woman is the same, deep down they just want the whole package; a musclebound, intelligent, rich, sensitive, powerful, etc. man.
@HashbeanSC2 I guess it's hard to see that when a lot of men (such as me) have been raised with the "white knight" philosophy instilled in us, which is utter bullshit. dr34d0g just needs to focus on getting an education or at least a job, and preoccupy himself with something else (constructive) OTHER than getting pussy. Ironically, that's when the bitches will flock to him, that's just how life works.
yo just wanna say...if yer acting...fuck you ...but if your not i wanna say fuck the stuck up bitch that screamed for no reason although you dont just walk up to a girl like that....you dont look like a weird kid but im thinkin video games made you a bit fidgety....video games dont get you girlfriends either so dont even wonder about that...what you need to do is join a club....and a real club not a video game club and have MORE confidence then before and think you can do anything perfectly..gl
Wonder if acting like a retard in videos landed him any actor jobs, or just the pity from people who act like they have a mental problem for shits and giggles and attention.
Hahaha Dude, you are awesome!!! This is comedy gold, great vids! Forget the retards who are taking this seriously (which, surprisingly is a major portion of the commentors on this vid...) Keep making these nerd spoofs!
dude, you need to chill the fuck out. Intead of doing all that shit. Just go and sit down, if she says someone is sitting there. You say alirhgt my bad, or something like that. Just dont give a fuck, your mindset is she is better then you. But shes not. You need to find some self esteem. Your mindset now is when you buy something, it makes you feel good. Money does nothing for you when it comes to girls. Go to real social dynamic, search it up. Dont just read it, practice what it preaches.
Man you guys are terrible to be cruel to someone who is obviously in pain...
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In an awesome game that inspired many imagination u've create a persona that is unbeatable in the game world. Maybe u need to be that awesome Og IRL. Maybe the noobs are the immature nature of people bagging on u? That chick totally hit you with a level 8 vuln then those kids hit you with a volley of damage spells lol. If u create a philosophy that is wiser and stronger than the opinions of others u will pwn.
imporvement....thats all i can say...just.....IMPROVEMENT!! i cant even describe how much u need to improve!! ur whole life in general must SUCK!! not trying to make u feel bad but DAM!!
Dude, the kid gave it a shot. People knocking a guy for attempting to ingratiate himself into society and make a social connection are being hypocrites. You have a go at him for having no life but when he tries to get one you call him a creep?
I say keep it up man, it's a step in the right direction and eventually you'll find the right mix of people that you'll be able to form real life relationships with.
Mud is right btw, good people in games sadly has no real life or at least has no idea how to balance IRL and game time so could benefit from both successfully.. and that is kind of sad. Some ‚twink‘ can own me in game just because I do not feel like scarifying that much IRL life time to get the best gear but I would totally enjoy to see him trying to approach me in da club lawl *^.^*
I really didn't think their was REALLY a big-time no-life acctually out there like the ones you see on movies. k well i didn't think their really was ppl that bad untill I saw this guy... woww
Stop being a bitch go find people who like you. i play video games all the time and people talk shit about me but i dont care. stop caring about what other people say becausd half the people who talk shit never amout to anything anyway. you just need to find people to hang out with who like you and you like them its not that hard to make friends. its probally the easiest thing in the world.
Look man, when it comes to girls it's an unpredictable hit and miss. No matter what you look like, who you are, you will get turned down more often than you succeed. And all you can do is blow it off. Don't ever let a "turn-down" situation hurt you. Just remain confident and try again with a different girl.
Even when you get with a chick, it's still a hit or miss in the long run, i was with this gorgeous chick for (was gonna be 7 months Dec 25th) 6 months, and in the end, it all went to shit... awesome sex though, thanks for the memories right? LOL
#1: When it comes to girls, you have to learn to blow things off - and this is coming from a girl. Some of us were just born to be a*sholes (myself excluded). You opened up and stepped out of your comfort zone. Be proud of that regardless of the outcome! #2: Learn to laugh at yourself. Life's too short to take yourself so seriously. Plus, you're really cute! You have no reason not to be confident. #3: You've pwned enough n00bs. The computer will always be there..this missed opportunities won't.
this is how school was for me, almost makes me think about making vlogs myself cuz worse/funnier stuff than this has happened to me in school IRL. Life got better for me though, and I wasn't ever addicted to an MMORPG. I have a job and a girlfriend now so things are better. I know this Dread Og guy is a troll but just saying.
i used to play ash, your very good at it. when i used to play way back, like 5 years ago i'd skip school dances to raid small towns like mayoi and look for the blood alliance in thier various cities... basically was a complete nerd. Once I quit playing that i started going out more, y'know hanging out with people then girls started noticing me and with a few mistakes and what not; learned to be the funny guy that i was and started dating girls. i duno im doing fine now but i was once in ur shoes
I don't want to be a douche, but what will happen when the game finally dies? I mean I play AC but I still have a life and girls and that hard to talk to or anything for me.
If your dad found a way to put it in your Mom, I'm pretty sure eventually, when you're 29 you'll find a way to get a girl to open up with her most sensual gift.
If this doesn't happen, then just invite a girl you like for food, then when you're finished eating, invite her for sex, with force if necessary.
ok man you life seems to evolve around Pc games n' stuff like that! you gotta chill a little!you need to just be yourself and stop trying to be cool and then people will like you more! Don't let the plastic girls at school get to you , you should try to get a good new group of freinds at you school! try cracking jokes and stuff at school and dont come out with any ramdom weird sh*t as well , then poeple would probobly like you more. i thinky uo should get a new style and act a little different:)
No wonder girls don't like you, you look like a fucking ape.
Seriously dude, have you ever looked in a mirror?
Your eyebrows are fucking huge and disgusting along with your giant lips.
Although you're hideously ugly, one good thing about you is that you make me and everyone who watches this video feel better about themselves. For that, I'll give you 4 stars.
Well, we're all apes, so I'm going to assume you mean chimp/gorilla? They don't have eyebrows, they have brow ridges you retard. I'm much more distinguished from the other apes than you are.
For being a dumbass, your comment gets a thumbs down.
haha,love it. dude, who gives a fuck what "they" think, do what you do with cofidence.and with ease. pretend your speaking with your g-ma and she just broke your ps3.kind of be an asshole but remember its still poor lil grandma.
wow o.o what a bitch (: i would have a really good reason to have fun with her house if i knew her (=< sometimes like this.. i do understand such people that takes a gun into school and then shoots alot of people.. in usa people just are some fucking assholes.. she probably thought you were a psycho or so ^^
No offense, but I am convinced that you may be a serial killer one day - I hope not, but I'm a little afraid for you and your possible victims. I seriously recommend counseling and medication. I am not joking. You are seriously distraught. Get help!
lol dude- let me put it into terms you understand.
Girls are like Pokemon, you can't go around expecting to catch legendaries and high levels, when you've got a team of level 2's and 3's. You got to LEVEL UP BITCH. Keep grinding, 99% of girls will reject you in your current state- but the more you keep learning and gathering- the better you'll get at it. Also, watch the pros and really think about not only WHAT theyre doing, but WHY it's working.
It's best if you change your method of "attack", really. Sometimes saying too much is enough to turn a girl off. Furthermore, don't try to take the nearest seat to the lady if there are plenty of open seats around. Find a common topic to relate and/or ask a question that'd make her seem useful for your icebreaker.
You can keep on gaming but don't expect to have much free time once you bag yourself a female counterpart.
it happens to the best of us man, take it from me and i have had many womens, but still get depressed sometimes.
You have to stick up for yurself, and just call a bitch a bitch and move on. Maybe she was having a shitty day... its not unreasonable. Its no excuse but you just have to get out there.. i know a few hotties who are into vidya it just takes time to play your cards right and get into the game. It may be awkard and stupid and you may fail but eventually u get some success and win
You dont ask a girl to engage in coversation it jsut happens, and after the girl is startled you dont try and comfort her if you guys just saw each other
@TheMidwestsk8ter retard.. know what you are talking about before you speak please. Then, after that, learn to spell... google it. take a psychology class or something. Educate yourself.
@oddjobs74 Im well aware of what it means and using words like "retard" does not help your case..you've proven how ignorant and found of attention you are but unlike most of the pepole you talk to i wont be giving you the attention you so desire (: Let me geuss the next reponse will be some sort of vulgor language? Or you will simply make up facts about me to try and insult? your an inernet troll mostly found in the region of youtube videos
@TheMidwestsk8ter sorry pal all I did was state fact. this is not trolling. This is the problem with you democrats that are so afraid of fact. It doesnt help your case at all either telling me theres no such thing when you know there is as stated in your response. Retard is not a vulgar word in your case, again.. it is applied fact. if you know something exists, and then publicly tell someone it does not, then you are retarded. i think it is you who has proven ignorance and "found" of attention
@oddjobs74 Thats your opininon on how things are? Its extremly usless and no one can use it. Instead of insulting me wich is as usless as hitting me in the face you should try to find common ground. Arguening and telling me what you think is right dose not work at all, instead explain to me your opinion and give me facts that are tangebale. And stop beliving your always right! Except others ideas thats the only way to progress. Argueing is a waste its usless instead of talking at me talk with me
@TheMidwestsk8ter There is no opinion here, only fact. You came to me months after my original post about emotinal intelligence, telling me there is no such thing.. unsolicited mid you, and knowing full well there is such a thing. YOU called ME out and I sorted you out for it. There is no opinon, there is no argument, there is no "talking at you".. only facts. Deal with it.. There is no common ground I have with you democrats. Take a critical thinking class before responding please. Thanks!
@oddjobs74 Im not a democrat? Again another opinion with no evidence.. And there are no facts espescially coming from your side.. your not proving anything just throwing out your unwanted opinions I feel bad for you. And i feel bad for the pepole who have to actually have conversations with you in real life your an extremly close mindeed person. If anyone has an idea that dont suit your distorted iew on things you reject it haha your never gona progress that way.
@TheMidwestsk8ter You might not be registered as one but you are very liberal, as something i said months ago that you had to dig for pissed you off to call me out on, and you didnt have your facts straight. This is indisputable fact with plenty of evidence. Look back at everything you have written, you prove my point. If you dont see this then you truly are a retard. Fact. I dont have any distorted view. I dont talk unless im right or know what im talking about. get some education already...
@oddjobs74 You say im a libral? Another non fact with no evidence im actually against the system and close minded pepole like you eveuntaly you'll be the reason america falls. And calling me a retard? Another non fact with no evidence your full of bullshit sir your nuthing but another dumb poltical american giving his unwanted and usless opinions that wont help anyone out. Instead give me something usefull and stop insulting were not 10 years old
@TheMidwestsk8ter There have been no insults, only facts. There have been no opinions given, only facts. You obviously dont know what a lib is, but you sure as hell act like one. You prove your ignorance and stupidity every time you respond, so please just stop now. I'm gonna do you a favor. You win the internetz ,I'm done with this conversation, as everything you say is what we call in America a....."contradiction"
@oddjobs74 Not proving anything you keep saying im a liberal but have no proof you can only make up facts that are irrelvent to anything. Look i can make up facts to, your retarted your a "communist" do you see? Its easy. You have no facts nor point. And what do you mean by i win? You think this is a competion? You should realy kill yourself if you actually argue just to win and not to prove a point..now THATS A FACT you prove it yourself. thats a "contradiction".
@TheMidwestsk8ter The proof is in your fucked up lame fucking retarded responses you fucking retarded jerk off. Jesus christ you are fucking dumb. Fact: There is emotional intelligence. Fact everything you have said from your 1st response is therefore stupid making you a retard. Your responses reasoning and arguguing about stuff you KNOW is the opposite of the truth is libereal behavior. offering violence to your intelectual opponent is liberal behavior. please think before you talk about proof
@oddjobs74 Lol " proof is in your fucked up lame retarted reponses"You have nothing but ignorant wastefull intangeble insults and again thats your opinion wich AGAIN DOES NOT MATTER! lol you have proven how ignorant and easily angered you are. If i can make you angry just by pointing out your flawed logic, then i wonder what else i could do? Your a puppet your IQ level must be like 0.1 thats m opinion based of your made up logic (: And stupid? Is not evidence of anything you dumbass..
There are some problems in the way you think. First of all you assume that everyone around you cares about what you do. They dont. If you embarass yourself in front of someone, the only one thinking about it at night is you. Second: Gaming is an obsession, just like sports and every other occupation or hobby can be. Unless you find someone with the same obsession (which is highly unlikely) they simply wont care about your achievents because they are not familiar to that world. Accept that.
I used to play sports...now I need to take vallium so I don't kill myself, BUT IM THE BEST FAST CAST AND PWNER OF NOOBS WHY DON'T I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!? Hilarious, but you know it's bad when people think you're trying to act funny when in reality you just suck that much fantasy cock. Do something with yourself besides being a fag.
This guy is a fucking comedy genius. It's kind of similar to the Office (UK), in terms of the uncomfortable humour. Although the Office sucks, this is better.
Obviously a troll. Your acting is good because you're probably similar to the character you portray, but less naive. The thing you modern trolls don't get about comedy is that the intention is not to convince people a joke is real, or fool anyone. You just do that to feel superior. But that reinforces your separation. It is possible for you to overcome your insecurity. Stop feeding off of your disdain for others. Stop worrying about humiliation (this story obviously comes from real fears).
Hey brother, you won't see any of those guys after you graduate, and people no matter where you go will be jerks and single one person out to harp on. Don't dwell on it and remember these days there are a lot of people that play, just find friends, male or female that like playing too and don't be too concerned about dating we're still young.
This is amazing that you share things like this. First, being good at video games gets you no where other than inside of a video game. As for women, just talk to them and don't worry about the outcome. Read up on ways to improve your social skills. Treat the social world like its Asheron's Call and friggin PWN those Nubs.
Ignore the dick head comments, but forget that girl she dumb, still though, get a hair cut, and bulk up a bit, get some better clothes too, and try again xD
when you look up asperger syndrome on wikipedia you'll only get this video.
Metalcookz 1 month ago
go to the gym, pump up for some months just to tighten your muscles and gain some strength overall, then beat the living shit out of the bullies, and enjoy the mirin' eyes from that slut that turned you down.
SathyroGaming 1 month ago
I really feel bad for this guy..
dpizzleify 2 months ago
My friend, i really think you need a MAJOR life reboot. For starters maybe just try getting out there and improving your social life. The sad truth is a lot of people are assholes and will laugh at you if you give them a reason to. And that reason unfortunately is your current lifestyle of staying indoors on the computer "pwning noobs" for the majority of the day. Not being a dick, i just think all that time playing games online has really changed your perception of reality. Hope this helped :)
randomlimit27 3 months ago
Dude... I'm into video games too... but OF COURSE no one is going to be impressed with your video gaming skills.
Why? Because they think... "Wow... in order to get that good, that guy must be sitting in his basement playing games all day... what a loser." But when your into other things as well, like baseball, basket ball... or heck even sports shooting... it shows you live an active lifestyle where you leave the housee.
Women don't like shut ins. I say this as a former shut in myself.
PatriotAr15 5 months ago
linny u stfu that thesis is flawed in the a s s, I will dominate u in any game all day then ill walk into the club take your girl and p! ss on your freind. Difference between people who play because nothing else to do and those who play to dominate, because thats our nature to dominate. so we dominate whatevers available to dominate
123coxy123 5 months ago
god damn he sounds and looks like the emo neo nazi that lives down the street from me.
MrRatedRRedneck 6 months ago
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HashbeanSC2 6 months ago
@HashbeanSC2 exactly. fuckin' leaches, drain you of your money. only thing men need them for is fucking, but they use that one thing as a leverage point to drain us of money, psychological stability, etc. it's just not worth being in a "relationship" with one. fuck em', & forget em'. I'm sorta nerdy yet had at about 6 relationships at least, but it opened my eyes. Every woman is the same, deep down they just want the whole package; a musclebound, intelligent, rich, sensitive, powerful, etc. man.
newyorkment 2 months ago
@HashbeanSC2 I guess it's hard to see that when a lot of men (such as me) have been raised with the "white knight" philosophy instilled in us, which is utter bullshit. dr34d0g just needs to focus on getting an education or at least a job, and preoccupy himself with something else (constructive) OTHER than getting pussy. Ironically, that's when the bitches will flock to him, that's just how life works.
newyorkment 2 months ago
stop fucking askin evryone to stop laughin at u, shower up get haircut go gym.
Nievesggness 6 months ago
He reminds me of donnie darko.
renrengrin 7 months ago
yo just wanna say...if yer acting...fuck you ...but if your not i wanna say fuck the stuck up bitch that screamed for no reason although you dont just walk up to a girl like that....you dont look like a weird kid but im thinkin video games made you a bit fidgety....video games dont get you girlfriends either so dont even wonder about that...what you need to do is join a club....and a real club not a video game club and have MORE confidence then before and think you can do anything perfectly..gl
TCWpower 7 months ago
is this really an act? cause if it is i baught it hook line in sinker...i still think he is really like this...i doubt this is an act.
GarIicjr 9 months ago
" I'M DREAD OG...PWNER OF N00BS" lmaooo! skip to 5:16
Chrisg586 9 months ago
its stupid how girls appreciate sporty type guys when it takes just as much talent to play a videogame and be the best in that game
whiteboardvlogs 10 months ago
Wonder if acting like a retard in videos landed him any actor jobs, or just the pity from people who act like they have a mental problem for shits and giggles and attention.
darklordixor 10 months ago
Fuck man, I'd be your friend. <3
Fallencomrade182 11 months ago
did you just compare Asheron's Call to the NBA?
kaYboi8o8 11 months ago
aww bro, u need date tips man? i can help.....you should hav estarted with "Are your parents retarted? cuz ur special" lol
DWinTWshmurfe 1 year ago
@DWinTWshmurfe LMFAOOOOO
Chrisg586 9 months ago
c'mon Dexter....gimme a bro hug...it's okay man
seriously though dude...i know you're messin around....but if you ever kill somebody and put this bit on.........you'll be free in 15 minutes
asystole599 1 year ago
@asystole599
Haha, you know it;-).
Juske01 1 year ago
Hahaha Dude, you are awesome!!! This is comedy gold, great vids! Forget the retards who are taking this seriously (which, surprisingly is a major portion of the commentors on this vid...) Keep making these nerd spoofs!
TheMatiosT 1 year ago
lucky she had her rape alarm that day huh.
iSkubbaMusic 1 year ago
dude, you need to chill the fuck out. Intead of doing all that shit. Just go and sit down, if she says someone is sitting there. You say alirhgt my bad, or something like that. Just dont give a fuck, your mindset is she is better then you. But shes not. You need to find some self esteem. Your mindset now is when you buy something, it makes you feel good. Money does nothing for you when it comes to girls. Go to real social dynamic, search it up. Dont just read it, practice what it preaches.
AllHockeyNothingElse 1 year ago
It's alright bro u'll get a girl one of these days
tflan15 1 year ago
Maybe it was that girl you killed and looted.
kikasei1 1 year ago
Man you guys are terrible to be cruel to someone who is obviously in pain...
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In an awesome game that inspired many imagination u've create a persona that is unbeatable in the game world. Maybe u need to be that awesome Og IRL. Maybe the noobs are the immature nature of people bagging on u? That chick totally hit you with a level 8 vuln then those kids hit you with a volley of damage spells lol. If u create a philosophy that is wiser and stronger than the opinions of others u will pwn.
LittleBitOfSunshine1 1 year ago
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Man you guys are terrible to be cruel to someone who is obviously in pain...
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LittleBitOfSunshine1 1 year ago
Man you guys are terrible to be cruel to someone who is obviously in pain...
LittleBitOfSunshine1 1 year ago
next time u go to school pick a fight to get u rep up
abk4202020 1 year ago
imporvement....thats all i can say...just.....IMPROVEMENT!! i cant even describe how much u need to improve!! ur whole life in general must SUCK!! not trying to make u feel bad but DAM!!
yomagicalmist 1 year ago
hahah thanks for the laugh
woolridgewilly 1 year ago
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Dude, the kid gave it a shot. People knocking a guy for attempting to ingratiate himself into society and make a social connection are being hypocrites. You have a go at him for having no life but when he tries to get one you call him a creep?
I say keep it up man, it's a step in the right direction and eventually you'll find the right mix of people that you'll be able to form real life relationships with.
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CharlieHoss 1 year ago
Mud is right btw, good people in games sadly has no real life or at least has no idea how to balance IRL and game time so could benefit from both successfully.. and that is kind of sad. Some ‚twink‘ can own me in game just because I do not feel like scarifying that much IRL life time to get the best gear but I would totally enjoy to see him trying to approach me in da club lawl *^.^*
linny1111 1 year ago
@linny1111 im good man in runescape
TheSilver99 6 months ago
Oh my.... if I were you i wouldn't try to comfort some unknown girl...
that is creepy *o.o*
People like to have some personal space you know, especially regarding unknown people.
linny1111 1 year ago
its lonely at the top
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iScumbag 1 year ago
Go to church or a school councilor. It can be a lot easier for you
firewalkwith1 1 year ago
I really didn't think their was REALLY a big-time no-life acctually out there like the ones you see on movies. k well i didn't think their really was ppl that bad untill I saw this guy... woww
55varian 1 year ago
Stop being a bitch go find people who like you. i play video games all the time and people talk shit about me but i dont care. stop caring about what other people say becausd half the people who talk shit never amout to anything anyway. you just need to find people to hang out with who like you and you like them its not that hard to make friends. its probally the easiest thing in the world.
Xgcriotboyx 1 year ago
Funniest shit I've seen in a while.
dan8941 1 year ago
hes trying not to cry!!!
chachouaii1 1 year ago
lolololololololololololololol
Pilsenero10 1 year ago
dread og, best troll to live
Higach 2 years ago
Guys, he's trolling all of you. Like the fat wow guy's videos. It's so obvious.
CronyxRavage 2 years ago
@CronyxRavage if he's that devoted to trolling, hes still the biggest fag on the internet
burndemhippies 1 year ago
dude first off you need to work out play foot ball or skateboard dude and kick peoples asses all the time!!!
gnarvids 2 years ago
What made you think of Ted Bundy???????????
oliverbunny 2 years ago
1st place? wow your cool. FAGGOT
run2submission 2 years ago
there is no way this guy can be this nerdy...its just impossible.
run2submission 2 years ago 5
8==D~ sucks to be a loser:)
run2submission 2 years ago
Look man, when it comes to girls it's an unpredictable hit and miss. No matter what you look like, who you are, you will get turned down more often than you succeed. And all you can do is blow it off. Don't ever let a "turn-down" situation hurt you. Just remain confident and try again with a different girl.
reezokazov 2 years ago
Even when you get with a chick, it's still a hit or miss in the long run, i was with this gorgeous chick for (was gonna be 7 months Dec 25th) 6 months, and in the end, it all went to shit... awesome sex though, thanks for the memories right? LOL
Emeianoite 2 years ago
She was doing homework fucktard. Jesus christ.
Aultmanb 2 years ago
#1: When it comes to girls, you have to learn to blow things off - and this is coming from a girl. Some of us were just born to be a*sholes (myself excluded). You opened up and stepped out of your comfort zone. Be proud of that regardless of the outcome! #2: Learn to laugh at yourself. Life's too short to take yourself so seriously. Plus, you're really cute! You have no reason not to be confident. #3: You've pwned enough n00bs. The computer will always be there..this missed opportunities won't.
tinkertot6891 2 years ago 4
back 2 the kitchen cunt.
Aultmanb 2 years ago
this is how school was for me, almost makes me think about making vlogs myself cuz worse/funnier stuff than this has happened to me in school IRL. Life got better for me though, and I wasn't ever addicted to an MMORPG. I have a job and a girlfriend now so things are better. I know this Dread Og guy is a troll but just saying.
thetheoryofnothing 2 years ago
I'm Dread Og, the best PK of AC! And I don't have a girlfriend!?
I'm afraid those two things are impossible to seperate.
Lacrez 2 years ago 2
i used to play ash, your very good at it. when i used to play way back, like 5 years ago i'd skip school dances to raid small towns like mayoi and look for the blood alliance in thier various cities... basically was a complete nerd. Once I quit playing that i started going out more, y'know hanging out with people then girls started noticing me and with a few mistakes and what not; learned to be the funny guy that i was and started dating girls. i duno im doing fine now but i was once in ur shoes
Ksmacker 2 years ago
I don't want to be a douche, but what will happen when the game finally dies? I mean I play AC but I still have a life and girls and that hard to talk to or anything for me.
x40acres1mulex 2 years ago
ac will never die. lmao it will live forever.
cpretartedmuch 2 years ago
If your dad found a way to put it in your Mom, I'm pretty sure eventually, when you're 29 you'll find a way to get a girl to open up with her most sensual gift.
If this doesn't happen, then just invite a girl you like for food, then when you're finished eating, invite her for sex, with force if necessary.
ApachePiL0T 2 years ago
You sure it was a girl?
3822091 2 years ago 2
ok man you life seems to evolve around Pc games n' stuff like that! you gotta chill a little!you need to just be yourself and stop trying to be cool and then people will like you more! Don't let the plastic girls at school get to you , you should try to get a good new group of freinds at you school! try cracking jokes and stuff at school and dont come out with any ramdom weird sh*t as well , then poeple would probobly like you more. i thinky uo should get a new style and act a little different:)
nazzarran 2 years ago
"Get away from me"{in a really loud voice} i can be u that it didn't cause as much attention as this video..?
sososlim 2 years ago
cmon, dont let things like that get to you man...
noddy183 2 years ago
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No wonder girls don't like you, you look like a fucking ape.
Seriously dude, have you ever looked in a mirror?
Your eyebrows are fucking huge and disgusting along with your giant lips.
Although you're hideously ugly, one good thing about you is that you make me and everyone who watches this video feel better about themselves. For that, I'll give you 4 stars.
Mudkipzez 2 years ago
Well, we're all apes, so I'm going to assume you mean chimp/gorilla? They don't have eyebrows, they have brow ridges you retard. I'm much more distinguished from the other apes than you are.
For being a dumbass, your comment gets a thumbs down.
dr34d0g 2 years ago
Stop trying to act all high and mighty.
Being good at a video game and knowing internet lingo doesn't make you smart.
Mudkipzez 2 years ago
No, but getting shit wrong makes you dumb.
dr34d0g 2 years ago 2
I hear he likes mudkips...
matoro1989 2 years ago 2
I lold.
Lacrez 2 years ago
@dr34d0g Do you mean exagerated brow ridges like many serial killers have?
Timithos 1 year ago
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HawkeyeMatt 2 years ago
No, it's as bad as it seems.
Longcatcrusade 2 years ago
that girl is a fucking bitch. you got her facebook or anything, man?
wangstick 2 years ago
haha,love it. dude, who gives a fuck what "they" think, do what you do with cofidence.and with ease. pretend your speaking with your g-ma and she just broke your ps3.kind of be an asshole but remember its still poor lil grandma.
MegaAdizzle 2 years ago
oowooo it LEBRON JAMES
acdcrules97 2 years ago
lol fucked up! are there people really like this?
Just make the next one a bit shorter, dying attention spans make it hard to wait for the funny parts
rzcmch 2 years ago
tru dat
rzcmch 2 years ago
i honestly think you're an arrogant jerk, but im sorry about this, you should spent more time in IRL and less in AC.
good luck with it. :)
DrLuff 2 years ago
It's not worth it. American bitches are often fucking stuck up and have unwarranted self-importance. Give up. Buy a prostitute. Fuck like crazy.
AssCritic 2 years ago 2
How has this not gone viral? This is one of the most epic things I've ever seen.
TheHighwaytoHell 2 years ago 2
Maybe if you spent less time creating videos on youtube, and less time in your house you'll get your whale girlfriend.
oleg1227 2 years ago
Being the best at a videogame is not something to advertise when going after girls. It's one of the most worthless skills in the world.
Also, you are full of yourself, you deserved to be let down and put in place.
Eruonen 2 years ago
socially awkward penguin
ownagenewb111 2 years ago
wow o.o what a bitch (: i would have a really good reason to have fun with her house if i knew her (=< sometimes like this.. i do understand such people that takes a gun into school and then shoots alot of people.. in usa people just are some fucking assholes.. she probably thought you were a psycho or so ^^
antiswattt2 2 years ago
You can be confident with my panis.
TheKnownPower 2 years ago
can u use a friend
i can help you out
chewymonster2004 2 years ago
you need to get a girl that likes who you are...not how you act. really helps trust me its hard for everyone dont feel bad for yourself.
flamenuker 2 years ago
geta chick who likes games.
Unholyfaith1 2 years ago
did you become the best fastcaster overnight?
are you going to have success with women the first try? or the second?
vibe333 2 years ago
start karate!
TarkanIV 2 years ago
What you need to do is be a actor.
Clownx66 2 years ago
dreadog = legendary troll
BeAsTiNiT1 2 years ago
what have your parents done to you?
Fijian369 2 years ago
No offense, but I am convinced that you may be a serial killer one day - I hope not, but I'm a little afraid for you and your possible victims. I seriously recommend counseling and medication. I am not joking. You are seriously distraught. Get help!
freethelead 2 years ago 2
AN HERO!
420Bongslave 2 years ago
theewardian is correct. also, watch a movie called rodger dodger. it may help you out.
shanefitz86 2 years ago
try buying the book called: double your dating:
it is a great book on how to approach woman.
and come on it is not so bad at all. theres lots of fish in the ocean
svendstar 2 years ago
lol dude- let me put it into terms you understand.
Girls are like Pokemon, you can't go around expecting to catch legendaries and high levels, when you've got a team of level 2's and 3's. You got to LEVEL UP BITCH. Keep grinding, 99% of girls will reject you in your current state- but the more you keep learning and gathering- the better you'll get at it. Also, watch the pros and really think about not only WHAT theyre doing, but WHY it's working.
theedwardian 2 years ago
I'm sorry for your situation, bro.
It's best if you change your method of "attack", really. Sometimes saying too much is enough to turn a girl off. Furthermore, don't try to take the nearest seat to the lady if there are plenty of open seats around. Find a common topic to relate and/or ask a question that'd make her seem useful for your icebreaker.
You can keep on gaming but don't expect to have much free time once you bag yourself a female counterpart.
ZeroXOmega 2 years ago
I know dude, this one time I went up to a girl and did the creepiest possible combination of actions and she wouldn't go out with me either :(
TheRealRyanB 2 years ago 12
it happens to the best of us man, take it from me and i have had many womens, but still get depressed sometimes.
You have to stick up for yurself, and just call a bitch a bitch and move on. Maybe she was having a shitty day... its not unreasonable. Its no excuse but you just have to get out there.. i know a few hotties who are into vidya it just takes time to play your cards right and get into the game. It may be awkard and stupid and you may fail but eventually u get some success and win
gbok 2 years ago
You look like Bruce Lee sorta, but he was only hot cause he was a badass.
metalfaust19 2 years ago
I LOL'D HARD
You tried, you failed, back to /v/
shinobix9 2 years ago
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Stewpa2000 2 years ago
Get a backbone and smile. THERE'S NOTHING STOPPING YOU EXCEPT YOU YOURSELF
Jkuikka 2 years ago
"I have things to be happy about too; I'm playing Asheron's Call"
ahahaha - i lost.
dbizley 2 years ago 4
This is full of FAIL. Who the hell says, Would you like to engage in Conversation?... You need confidence or something. (Less creeper status)
RaptorJesus04 2 years ago
You dont ask a girl to engage in coversation it jsut happens, and after the girl is startled you dont try and comfort her if you guys just saw each other
Youradumbassbarnes 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
not to mention i dont think any girl would be into you since they dont like freaks who sit at home and ploay computer games every fucking hour
bbenfisher90fo 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
at least you one one title- the gayest bitch on youtube
bbenfisher90fo 2 years ago
I thin the girl was well within her rights.. you sound like a wierdo. she probably thought you were a rapist or something.
Seriously..
Lay off the video games for a while and develop some mental toughness and emotional intelligence.
Go back and listen to yourself.. watch your own vids.. scary man
oddjobs74 2 years ago 17
@oddjobs74 emotinal intelligence? There's no such thing..
TheMidwestsk8ter 1 year ago
@TheMidwestsk8ter retard.. know what you are talking about before you speak please. Then, after that, learn to spell... google it. take a psychology class or something. Educate yourself.
oddjobs74 1 year ago
@oddjobs74 Im well aware of what it means and using words like "retard" does not help your case..you've proven how ignorant and found of attention you are but unlike most of the pepole you talk to i wont be giving you the attention you so desire (: Let me geuss the next reponse will be some sort of vulgor language? Or you will simply make up facts about me to try and insult? your an inernet troll mostly found in the region of youtube videos
TheMidwestsk8ter 1 year ago
@TheMidwestsk8ter sorry pal all I did was state fact. this is not trolling. This is the problem with you democrats that are so afraid of fact. It doesnt help your case at all either telling me theres no such thing when you know there is as stated in your response. Retard is not a vulgar word in your case, again.. it is applied fact. if you know something exists, and then publicly tell someone it does not, then you are retarded. i think it is you who has proven ignorance and "found" of attention
oddjobs74 1 year ago
@oddjobs74 Thats your opininon on how things are? Its extremly usless and no one can use it. Instead of insulting me wich is as usless as hitting me in the face you should try to find common ground. Arguening and telling me what you think is right dose not work at all, instead explain to me your opinion and give me facts that are tangebale. And stop beliving your always right! Except others ideas thats the only way to progress. Argueing is a waste its usless instead of talking at me talk with me
TheMidwestsk8ter 1 year ago
@TheMidwestsk8ter There is no opinion here, only fact. You came to me months after my original post about emotinal intelligence, telling me there is no such thing.. unsolicited mid you, and knowing full well there is such a thing. YOU called ME out and I sorted you out for it. There is no opinon, there is no argument, there is no "talking at you".. only facts. Deal with it.. There is no common ground I have with you democrats. Take a critical thinking class before responding please. Thanks!
oddjobs74 1 year ago
@oddjobs74 Im not a democrat? Again another opinion with no evidence.. And there are no facts espescially coming from your side.. your not proving anything just throwing out your unwanted opinions I feel bad for you. And i feel bad for the pepole who have to actually have conversations with you in real life your an extremly close mindeed person. If anyone has an idea that dont suit your distorted iew on things you reject it haha your never gona progress that way.
TheMidwestsk8ter 1 year ago
@TheMidwestsk8ter You might not be registered as one but you are very liberal, as something i said months ago that you had to dig for pissed you off to call me out on, and you didnt have your facts straight. This is indisputable fact with plenty of evidence. Look back at everything you have written, you prove my point. If you dont see this then you truly are a retard. Fact. I dont have any distorted view. I dont talk unless im right or know what im talking about. get some education already...
oddjobs74 1 year ago
@oddjobs74 You say im a libral? Another non fact with no evidence im actually against the system and close minded pepole like you eveuntaly you'll be the reason america falls. And calling me a retard? Another non fact with no evidence your full of bullshit sir your nuthing but another dumb poltical american giving his unwanted and usless opinions that wont help anyone out. Instead give me something usefull and stop insulting were not 10 years old
TheMidwestsk8ter 1 year ago
@TheMidwestsk8ter There have been no insults, only facts. There have been no opinions given, only facts. You obviously dont know what a lib is, but you sure as hell act like one. You prove your ignorance and stupidity every time you respond, so please just stop now. I'm gonna do you a favor. You win the internetz ,I'm done with this conversation, as everything you say is what we call in America a....."contradiction"
oddjobs74 1 year ago
@oddjobs74 Not proving anything you keep saying im a liberal but have no proof you can only make up facts that are irrelvent to anything. Look i can make up facts to, your retarted your a "communist" do you see? Its easy. You have no facts nor point. And what do you mean by i win? You think this is a competion? You should realy kill yourself if you actually argue just to win and not to prove a point..now THATS A FACT you prove it yourself. thats a "contradiction".
TheMidwestsk8ter 1 year ago
@TheMidwestsk8ter The proof is in your fucked up lame fucking retarded responses you fucking retarded jerk off. Jesus christ you are fucking dumb. Fact: There is emotional intelligence. Fact everything you have said from your 1st response is therefore stupid making you a retard. Your responses reasoning and arguguing about stuff you KNOW is the opposite of the truth is libereal behavior. offering violence to your intelectual opponent is liberal behavior. please think before you talk about proof
oddjobs74 1 year ago
@oddjobs74 Lol " proof is in your fucked up lame retarted reponses"You have nothing but ignorant wastefull intangeble insults and again thats your opinion wich AGAIN DOES NOT MATTER! lol you have proven how ignorant and easily angered you are. If i can make you angry just by pointing out your flawed logic, then i wonder what else i could do? Your a puppet your IQ level must be like 0.1 thats m opinion based of your made up logic (: And stupid? Is not evidence of anything you dumbass..
TheMidwestsk8ter 1 year ago
you flirt with a chick by saying
"would you like to engage in conversation?"
hahahaha XD
Go listen to Radiohead's song 'Creep' cuz I think they were watchin this vid when they wrote the song. XD LOLOLOOLOLO XD
Thunderstruck1294 2 years ago 2
Gotta love all these e-thugs who come on to bash others to make themselves feel superior.
Oh the humanity and the patterns the brain works in! So predictable. And sad that you are not over that stage yet.
Kekkiki 2 years ago
should be titled " i approached a boy, and try'd to suck his dick"
UnarmedP0wer 2 years ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
TF2SkiDipa 2 years ago
The loser of Darkfall.
inflames07 2 years ago
probably coolest guy I know
Raykak 2 years ago
There are some problems in the way you think. First of all you assume that everyone around you cares about what you do. They dont. If you embarass yourself in front of someone, the only one thinking about it at night is you. Second: Gaming is an obsession, just like sports and every other occupation or hobby can be. Unless you find someone with the same obsession (which is highly unlikely) they simply wont care about your achievents because they are not familiar to that world. Accept that.
AutoExec1983 2 years ago
Well said.
Clownx66 2 years ago
hahaha dr34d ur epic
Korvos666 2 years ago
... and then the process for a restraining order ensues.
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lavenpine88 2 years ago
I used to play sports...now I need to take vallium so I don't kill myself, BUT IM THE BEST FAST CAST AND PWNER OF NOOBS WHY DON'T I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!? Hilarious, but you know it's bad when people think you're trying to act funny when in reality you just suck that much fantasy cock. Do something with yourself besides being a fag.
mithrandir131 2 years ago
you're cuter than lebron james.
MesoHorneyl0lz 2 years ago
unlucky mate
wapzap 2 years ago
ROFL!!!!!! unlucky dude lol you just gotta give it time :D
joewizard100 2 years ago
i love you.
MesoHorneyl0lz 2 years ago
LMAOOOO you're hilarious boy.
sarahology 2 years ago
Rofl, Best Troll of the year xD Hhaha! Nice acting tho.
ViruzNoob14 2 years ago
comedic genius
c0dy14 2 years ago 2
loal dread og worst player in the history of gaming
Neubaueradam 2 years ago
/b/ was here...
OverlordNova 2 years ago
give this guy a t.v. series please
ryushkin 2 years ago 3
This guy is a fucking comedy genius. It's kind of similar to the Office (UK), in terms of the uncomfortable humour. Although the Office sucks, this is better.
IronbreakerFTW 2 years ago
This shit is comedy gold.
qaesyan 2 years ago
aww that sucks. I'll be your buddy!
Hoagietheperfect 2 years ago
Obviously a troll. Your acting is good because you're probably similar to the character you portray, but less naive. The thing you modern trolls don't get about comedy is that the intention is not to convince people a joke is real, or fool anyone. You just do that to feel superior. But that reinforces your separation. It is possible for you to overcome your insecurity. Stop feeding off of your disdain for others. Stop worrying about humiliation (this story obviously comes from real fears).
selaja50 2 years ago 3
get the fuck off your games, and go out there, get some exercise, be yourself, dont try so hard, be normal, the chicks will come knocking. damn
Moleasian 2 years ago
ohhh man, dont bring yourself down! everyone has those moments!
but jesus, you must get really nervous around girls or something, eh?
TheDarkAndFallen 2 years ago
Hey brother, you won't see any of those guys after you graduate, and people no matter where you go will be jerks and single one person out to harp on. Don't dwell on it and remember these days there are a lot of people that play, just find friends, male or female that like playing too and don't be too concerned about dating we're still young.
35508 2 years ago
"...would you like to engage in conversation?"
burben23 2 years ago 8
sad, sad motherfucker
burben23 2 years ago
I hope to God you didn't literally say "engage in conversation."
DeepZero 2 years ago 4
its college.. no one is talking about you behind your back and I seriously doubt the event left the student center (if you are being serious)
UOGSammich 2 years ago
start listening to metal, work out- pump your frustration into it
stay away from girls until your older
quicklikethechocolat 2 years ago
calm down, you aren't a big deal. they won't talk about this.
broganski 2 years ago
Stop putting money into video games and invest in escorts. It's your only hope.
ComeClaritySucks 2 years ago 2
lmfao. i love that site.
Clownx66 2 years ago
This is amazing that you share things like this. First, being good at video games gets you no where other than inside of a video game. As for women, just talk to them and don't worry about the outcome. Read up on ways to improve your social skills. Treat the social world like its Asheron's Call and friggin PWN those Nubs.
medanzig 2 years ago 2
Ignore the dick head comments, but forget that girl she dumb, still though, get a hair cut, and bulk up a bit, get some better clothes too, and try again xD
JMusicOffical 3 years ago