The Talking Turd - I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle

[greenhairypig]

This is funny my favourite part is when the crap jumped in his mouth

[MrSktdude]

Very funny my favorite part was when the crap jumped in the guys mouth

[dcazz1234]

digisting

[dcazz1234]

extra funny

[zoelove2011]

eww gross Blehh im gonna puke now

[hulagirl112099]

Classic more like legit

[antdude]

It's Mr. Hanky!

[wesmander]

👍

[wesmander]

👍

[Imran500]

Thumbs up if you typed in"turd"

[sean64550]

you make me sick

[camlovesburritos]

Lol it's scary kind of

[JR1070]

Herman Cain?

[72dew]

might've tasted better if you're eating it from a cup and with partner

[ThatHauntFreak2]

'ello Noddy. lol

[antipeacemilitias]

Great now i'm afraid to take a dunk...

[fcb69fcz]

ахахахахахахахахахахахахахахах­ахахаахахахахахахахахахахахаха­хахахахаххахахах

и так всё видео.

[POZESEDHOBO]

Holy shit

[livingonanisland]

Anyone else notice that he never even wiped his arse lol

[MultiNova66]

LOOOOOL!

[pyrovision1000]

oh my god that was scary gross but awsome in a strange way

[iloveoreos15]

I just SHIT myself.

[Incognitus7]

This video is weird, not because of the turd, but because the guys name is Noddy

[jonesyboy1239]

will never look at bob the builder the same again :/

[Lauraghful]

AAAAAAHHHHHH

[johnmetal1]

jojojo

[focarfa]

NOM NOM NOM

[maptik]

This makes me hungry.

[koshka220]

@maptik ёпть

[unclebobpart2]

Oh look: a smelly beaner wetback, swimming in the toilet, where it belongs.

[felipewlw]

ñam ñam xd

[Incognitus7]

Death by turd

[ThePokemon966]

Lol

[TheUnknownTheatre]

I bet really when that guy looked at his shit and saw it was talking, He got a boner!

[barf287]

So intense!

[omenroc1]

Skip to :19

[jul1ann3mari3]

omfg i'm going to cry

[thunderssound]

this shit is cute

[Feradg]

that was fucking epic

[killerbandit]

and hankie the christmas poo was born

[povstanetz78]

Ёбаный в рот! Пизданутые гандоны!

[Dmitrishak]

sick bastards !

[alexgrinkov]

NAWWWWDY

[RightHookJoker]

LMAO

[cofpaddy]

wtf haha

[hiics1]

приятного апетита



[clagfest]

Fantastic!!!!!!!!

[tanndox]

(:O ) scary

[songofman]

ＴＨＩＳ　ＶＩＤＥＯ　ＭＡＤＥ　ＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＮ

[hdanliam]

ello noddy

[type789able]

wtf there was no toilet paper in the toilet meaning he just pulled his pants up without wiping his ass

[adamclifton29]

@type789able it was a dream sequence so it doesn't really matter

[gmoore4100]

thats a big turd...

[MrWimz]

i don't even

[VIP10000000VIP]

Я же говорил, что омереканцы ебнутые во всю голову!!!

[mrtandaman12]

Agreed . Idk what I just watched either

[sploder19999]

what did i just watch

[jonsilence]

Lovely!

[Marmeladenweibchen]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeh! :D :D :D :D

[shady893]

ахахх говно 

[JoJobabylove12]

Noddy...hey noddy..nooodddyy..... EAT DA POO POO!

[ThePsycoticboxman]

GOD! THAT IS DISCUSTING!!!

[Fabregasgunner4]

Champion! That's the guy from men behaving badly. Funny clip- should make a hollywood film about a killer turd...

[marcillapalooza]

i like the part where he got a turd in his mouth

[bigbuckmongo101]

mr hankey the christmas poo

[AndreBaldhead]

eat da poo poo?

[vanisher911]

0:30

i like how his shoulders aren't visible at all

[oddball324]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww what the heellllllllllllll!!! Someone kill it!!!

[madmomentsgo]

hahaha so funny.

[lavaricky1]

i accidentally ate one of my turds when i was sleep walking

[lavaricky1]

i accidentally ate one of my turds sleep walking

[F1337]

he didnt wipe

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

that's what he gets for not wiping his ass. NASTY!

[EdwardElricFollower]

kk that was scarry......whcich is wierd

[thederigible]

eeew that guy didnt wipe his bum!!! lol

[kempas7]

this is great lol

[xXTHEDOUCHEBAGXx]

wat

[JuanDeSoCal]

that'd scare me so bad I'd shit... which would only make the situation worse!

[eeelf]

howdy ho!

[rroniweli]

EAT DA POO POO!

[bochka]

@rroniweli ahahahah thumbs up!!!

[The54321gravityCAT]

THEY EAT DE POO POO!

[JasonVoorhees4ever13]

honestly that would freak me the fuck out so bad



[luciano9009]

So he dreamed he ate a turd. woop de fucking doo.

[EOINC8]

ihh thats just sick he didnt wipe!

[Greenhornet270]

disgusting...not funny.

[CVForty3]

The eating of shit is a neglected subject in most mainstream films....BECAUSE ONLY THE MENTALLY DEFICIENT RETARDS OF THE WORLD ARE CARPOFAGISTS! If anyout out there knows the director of this 'turd', please smack him upside the head.

[beloved113]

UGH This is what I call TOILET HUMOR!

Gross!

[TurdDinner]

Hey, I have dreams about eating turd. this is definitely one of my favorite vids. great post. love the turd!

[itsjesusseason]

what a horid dream!!!

[eastcoastnj]

fuk, this was quite scary

[lindenfeldars]

OMG ROTFLOL

[airsoftremix]

ok then O.o

[brieBubby]

Hello notti

[DragonFarceRock]

It's listed on Netflix but it's unavailable. Drat. I suppose I shall have to take me own turd in the toilet and have it do some talking.

[kasparwe]

ewe io hate it

[IndoYankees]

Bravo!! Bravo!! Bravo!! ... Its an art at the highest form!! Bravo!!!... I cried through the whole scene ='( .. (Should have won the Oscar for "Best Drama In Motion Picture" category).

[webkinzpinkydoodle99]

omg

[Armalizilto]

*Puking* Oh shit, that's nasty!

[rohit989079]

AWWWW!!! I think i gotta puke...

[joemiked]

kewl!!

[UndertakerIs4Life]

LOL WTF!?

[kittyfool101]

note to self never hav ur mouth open when looking into a toilet at a talking turd

[RBkid10]

thats disgusting no lie thats just disgusting taking a crap and then it jumping in your moth! just nasty

[1999OceanBlue]

I think i just threw up a little.

[Drakedog777]

OH MY!...

oh it was a ..... haha xD

[GoldenGatesStudio]

he didnt wipe...

[xXxENTExXx]

loooool wtf xD

[faithinsideyou]

hahahaha

[julos22]

Fantastic :D 10/10

[Chromemech]

1man1toilet!

[Pandaman9208]

halarious vid.

[iiSk8te]

Talking all that shit get you nowhere, lol

[anglomik]

Ain't that's some shit...

[rnigma]

Monsturd II!

[XxTwIlIgHtMaRySsAxX]

uhh uhh uhh hahaha weirdness

[DragonFarceRock]

Once upon a time I felt a familiar pressure so I sat upon the toilet. As I pushed, a gentle perfume sprayed into the air. As my butt cheeks rang out in applause, I knew my brown candy was entering the world, sliding and splashing into the toilet below. With the calm satisfaction of a job well-done, I wiped my butt clean.

[RegistrationCop]

@DragonFarceRock Good job. Now all you have to do is force someone to eat it, making them feel as if they are eating "brown candy" like you say. Lol.

[MrRuigni]

LOL WTF is this shit.

[masterjim23]

@MrRuigni

My worst Nightmare. A Floater leaping into my mouth. ughh!

[masterjim23]

@MrRuigni

It is shit austin!

[guyverunit1]

What... The... Fuck...

[WeaselKing1000]

This. Is. Incredibly. Foul. :D

[Travitum77]

well look adat shit.

[sms4you4]

XDD]

[armandsprincess]

lol blessed be x)o(

[sugartub]

gross.

[IBeScubaSteve]

Its almost as if he enjoyed sucking on that turd lmao.

[LP2LP2]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooool

my body will destroy - stop it AHAHAHAHAHA XD ... favorite ! 5*****

[bunhole100]

noddy!

[zackoct14]

who the fuck has dreams about eating turds??

[thelittlejumbo]

@zackoct14 Me. Occasionally.

[bridgmon007]

@zackoct14 Nobody i've ever met damn!!!

[carmiscrazy]

@zackoct14 ikrrr freakish guy who dreams bout eating turds!!! LOL

[mandyr0cks]

@zackoct14 rofl.....

[Wheelrezz]

lol

[rockboy365987826]

that happened to me last night... twas fun 8)

[hahacheezitsarentfun]

that would be the worst night mare ever!!!

[Onkelicious]

haha

[TheUnderstand]

lol randomly crappy funny

[PrixGem]

it looked real when it was in the toilet, but when it jumped it looked like a frog...

a sh*t wouldn't shake like that...

[Loudboy187]

is that neil morrisey?

[XxDeadly666EmoxX]

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!! XD

[trizden1234]

dnv

[taltigolt]

even thou this dosn't have any special effects you know dripping etc i got completely freaked out i never been this disgusted seeing a video

[TheKaz1977]

ha ha he mus nt of wiped his arse seenas ther was no bog roll ther

[bextaxboop]

i love this video its mint i watch it every time i come on 2 u tube lol x

[corona73]

WHAT THE FUCK!

[FFFFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKK]

As I recall, shit doesn't physically behave like that. In this case, it appears we're dealing with a fresh turd, one of loose consistency. The man looks as if he bites down on the turd as it lunges into his mouth, whereupon IRL, it would simply bisect, one half falling to the floor with a disturbing plop, while the other slides down his throathole.

[stuartic]

Poo taste better than all your MaMas

[RandomUsername010]

Why's everybody freaking out? My turds do that to me all the time, & I think it's fun.

[legolaza]

WTF 0_o you are f***in gross....

[fuhteemuh]

this video is sick.what are you thinking.

[meowmeowzebra]

is this suppost to be making fun of slither? that was... disturbing.

[WildWacko5]

Rofl.Lmao.LOL!!!

[chissaKkissaB]

ye i remember when that happened to me, terrible stuff:P

[4072]

Now this is what i call Youtube poop :D

[CandyBlooded]

@4072 No... It's YouPoop ;D

[xCynicAl]

Brilliant!

[elblitz]

JAWJAWUJAWUWA ooooo escena de la infancia xD.....esta pelicula la vi hace mil años JAJAAJJA....notable "cine basura"

[masterpiraka]

ello noddy.

[VipericVampire]

After 0:56, it looked like he was giving someone a blowjob. LMFAO!

[TheFreakyKidz]

OxO

im not gunna poop any more

[DadionLester]

come here zoi

[xxxarcher20]

lol...

[rocksoliddude1]

oh man what a terrible experience.

[rachelchunter]

That's ten times worse than being shat on. What a nasty crock of sh*t. Lmfao. xD

[narutowolf19]

that was rich shit ftw

[BestShinobiEver]

fucking gross

[Laifu886]

Classic! Great Scene!

[bananasquads]

wtf feels like someones cut my head open and put a chicken sandwich in my brain?

[FridgeGunk]

haha thats bloody awful

[hounddog461]

holy sht! wth thats just sick i would beat the um sht out of it before that got in my mouth ffs.

[D3athAnG3lDarK]

i vommitedXD

[ebenbaker1]

omg