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  • LMAFO ur 360 was a massive fail lol i luv ur commentary

  • "When I play as Spartans, the Elites always win, I don't know why."

    *jumps right into a group of elites with energy swords and blows up himself and his teammate

  • ROFLLOLLMAFOLMAO

  • lol lmao

  • @shelfclanzc So is your mom but I didn't say anything about that.

  • nice 360 lol

  • I hate those flying fucking whales.

  • U are entertaining

  • i used to play halo reach like you but then ... f_ck i forgot

  • I've gone 47-3 in an invasion game before :/

  • @SpartanRenegades dude thats easy

  • @flowingwolfpack Yeh i used to but tomorrow im getting Halo Reach :D

  • How I do invasion: camp and snipe down anyone near my base. It's remarkably effective :D

  • now kids understand not to play cod

  • Thats what you get for playing cod 2 much

  • i liked these colors more

  • Best commentator evar

  • This was one of the best commentaries that I've ever seen. Thank you.

  • 1:30 shit on lol

  • <3 the 360 rocket kill !

  • I just completely shit out of my hand. This video isn't loading.

  • This wasn't ONE of the greatest invasion games ever played, it was THE greatest.

  • I almost pissed myself laughing hahaha lol XD

  • this sucks.

    

  • david coperfield ..lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo­

  • clearly i'm playing against an experienced team of magicians lmfao

  • Best commentary ever!

  • @whoot78 LOL.. yea

  • bad gameplay but funny commentary. hahaha

  • does he play and record at the same time or does he play record him playing and them record him talking? O:!

  • @fruitsbasketmangalov It depends, on this video he said he played it first and it was so bad he decided to commentate over it, but in his more recent videos he plays and records at the same time.

  • @fruitsbasketmangalov I think for his older videos he records and then talks but in his newer videos he sometimes mentions he commentates as he plays. Personally I think those are funnier.

  • Best line by a mile "So cleary I am playing against an experienced team of magicians"

  • Subscription for you

  • Almost crapped my pants when that whale killed you

  • lol and to all you people who disliked he might of been bad this match but it was funny in my opinion

  • His first Gameplay and Commentary video!

  • @Oomglool second

  • @adiazg2k you're a noob at grammar and spelling. GO FUCK YOURSELF.

  • adiazg2k go fuk ur self u pussy that guy fuked ur mom yestarday so hard that she wasnt able to walk for a week get a life pussy

  • your noob the loser :(,sorry

  • dude your hella funny :)

    

  • His sensitivity was like one. I took a year and a half to finish the three sixty

  • 3:53 LOL the fucking game lied to me!

  • 04:38 my lunch fall on ground!

  • I actually pissed myself laughing :p

  • What seems to me my constant streem of piss. lmao

  • boring commetary

  • I think this is the first commentary video

  • worried about going positive in objective............

  • is this beta

    

  • @bj12310 yes if u saw the message hes freind sent it said BETA

  • @cchapmanhrt the reason i asked if it was the beta becouse the sight on the rocket launcher

  • wait wait XD you said you did good man i make more points XD

  • I love your enthusiasm.

  • Definitely lethal piss....

  • and i fuckin and i fucking haha amazing

  • lol

    

  • Rofl i make commentarys too, but not like this. subbed.

  • fucking baby balooga whale

  • @below yes.

    

  • does this guy record his gameplay then commentate it?

  • @growldonex yes.

  • This was actually one of the funniest commentaries I have ever seen. Great job! Thanks for that, the best part of my day!

  • fuck fuck fuck ur mom la dog and will u pls just stfu

  • OMG NO TOP COMMENTS MY TIME TO SHINE...SO HOW ABOUT THAT ALINE FOOD...

  • is he high???

  • @soapmctarvish4 He's just fucking hilarious xD Or maybe high o.o

  • dudes you must go check this halo vid out!:)

    watch?v=0mMAPLbpuD0

  • This channel should be called epic storytime lols

  • Dudes check out my channel I make halo 3 and halo reach commentaries:)

    Thanks if you check it out as it really helps me out, and I hope you really enjoy them:)!

  • friggen epic commentary

  • Your having a bad day.

  • You are so inexperience! lol

    The game is better than the beta!

    That was great!

    I should show a game of myself owning!

  • LMAO!!!

    this video just made my day.

  • 10/5

  • WHERE HAS THIS VIDEO BEEN ALL MY LIFE???

  • @SpicyGreekWarrior eisai ellinas?

  • @SpicyGreekWarrior on youtube

  • ROFL

  • "The fucking flying whale over there. That giant ass baby beluga whale"

  • @funkyfish8025

    Seriously? Get the fuck out troll.

  • I didn't know there was weirdos who commentate halo reach what a loser LOL

  • @funkyfish8025 No my good sir you just cannot handle the Godlyness that is Critkal

  • @funkyfish8025 If you watch all his other videos, you'd see that he's HILARIOUS. OR do you not have a sense of humor, either, asswad?

  • Wow! invasion has changed alot since it begane!

  • i shit my pants out of laughter when this guy was born!!!!! XD

  • flying balooga whale

  • The elites always win when I'm a Spartan too.

  • 2:59 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAMN that was hella funny for some reason haha

  • "the wraith is smarter than a fuckin 5th grader and kicked my ass!" rofl

  • holy fuckkkkkkkkkk IM LMFAOOOOOOO AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • Is 25 kills and 8 deaths in Slayer good for a newbie? :S

  • U really suk

  • @Teebagger117 shut up

  • how do you put these videos on youtube

  • awesome

    

  • you dont haVE TO SAY EVERTHIN YOU DO WE CAN SEE IT TO!!

  • lol disFUCKINGpeard....LfuckingMAO­...same :P

  • Hey if I were there I would of danced and had a party lol I won a game they leted me dance my way to victory!

  • Everytime i play halo, i get T baged as soon as i die

    its fking annoying

  • @robohobo65

    I wouldnt mind if there was a girl spartan.

    Then id enjoy that pussy tbag ^_^

  • @demoloader12 well

    i meen random guys do tht

    i would mind either if a girl spartan did it

  • @robohobo65

    WhAT!! U DUN LYKE PUSSY ??

  • @demoloader12 I meen wouldnt

  • WTF the beta seems well different to the actual game and is it just me or was that wraith green???

  • OMG, A VIDEO THAT I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE

  • Giant ass Baby Beluga Whale over there just kicked my ass.

  • what I hate, banshee pilots usin nothing but the fuel rod cannon (even at point blank, not even trying to ram) as their only way of gettin kills.

  • dude ur comentary is awesome xD

  • Experienced team of magicians lol

  • Lol at 4:40 he was so close to that sick 360 rocket shot. The Elite jumped over it at the last second.

  • LMFAO 

  • LMFAO DIS FANNT HE SAT=ID FLYNG WALE

  • Thumbs up if this is the best commentary on youtube, lmao

  • "I see an elite and now I'm shooting at him with what seems to be a constant stream of my piss" LMFAO too funny

  • The flying whale! OMFG this guy is sooo funny!

  • he sounds pissed the whole time.lol

    the flying whale just kicked my ass.

  • he sounds pissed the whole time.lol

  • david copperfield just disa fuckin ppeared

  • Most people in halo reach go for the assination on aimers rather more than headshots from directly behind. who has another fact

  • This is terrible... wow

  • I like how all your comebacks just mirror mine lol.

  • lol the beta of reach

  • your not good at playing reach but I still find it entertaining

  • All ur 4 thumbs up for the typed quotes ( orginal said by @penguinz0 ) by @dn032598

  • souded like he sad remember to rape the video....=D

  • Literally a commentary. Just like a Soccer match. Saying everything that happens at the field. XD.

  • Haha all of ur 1000000 videos are always funny! And i bet all the people that still play halo reach r all the highest ranks

  • Imma wach this shit blasted

  • a constant stream of my piss

  • I laughed so hard when he took both power weapons. It was funny for me because he was hogging the weapons. 1:00

  • Dude your funny

  • this is exactly what i want to see just some guy who plays for fun not some huge score or to get noticed on youtube but someone who actually likes what he's doing good job deffinatley subscribed

  • O and somehow that big thing killed me.

  • Dude, your fucking hilarious!

    "The wraith is obviously smarter than a fifth grader!"

  • You are not so good (no offence)

  • @gokulauri hes trying to suck.

  • You said to comment.

  • yay the guy that made me wanna play qwop

  • looking for people to play this gamy typy with must have mic.....gt sieepy702

  • Ur fucking hillarious

  • Look this Guy is funny and all but he isnt that good at reach AT ALL

  • @alejandroj7 well he sucks to be funny, he's actually really good at video games, but no one wants to see try hard

  • a constant stream of my piss

  • I wanna see him play 'I Wanna be the Guy'

  • omfg ur funny

  • im amazed how u thought jumping down at the start was a smart idea....

  • you are the funniest guy ever!!!

  • keanu reeves plays halo??

  • i'm shooting at him with what i belive to be a constant stream of my piss

  • 3:53

    xD

  • "clearly im playing agaisnt a team of magicians "

    LMFAO xD

  • ii seen someone shooting blue pieces of shit at my teammate so i shot 1 piece of blue shit at him and got him then this sneaky bastard killed me...... bitch

  • thumbs up if u want dis amazin commentator to uplaod more halo vids :)

  • "now i just saw someone shooting a blue piece of shit at my teammate" 

  • "THE GAME LIED TO ME!"

  • 360 rocket with 3 sensitivity hahah

  • he is hilarious I sub

  • just noticed that still the beta

    Beta <3

  • rofl funny shit right here

  • it is not the phrases what make him helarious, it's his serious tone which makes me laugh the fuck off.

  • That sick 360 rocket no kill was so freakin hilarious XD

  • for the code i had to put in, it was HALOdsle

  • why do i always accidently end up on a penguin video!?

  • them fuckin flying whales

  • damn invasion looks like chaos

  • disafuckinpeared lol

  • i cant listen to any other commentaries, ur too funny

  • Cr1tiKal is probably one of the most epic people on Youtube... How he thinks up this hilarious stuff is unknown to me...

  • luv at the end...cudnt handle the result decided to suicide!!!...bu amazin commentary man fully entertainin!!!!....haha..

  • constant strean of my piss...but still it cudnt kill him...haha!!