The Miracle of the Daffy Jesus Lizard (original narration by Randall)

[cupcakemoose101]

I always knew that Jesus was a lizard :P

[Maunuboy]

DR. OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAWW

[lilbeastlyy123]

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[MultiGehh]

5 after the video finishes: the honey badger storms in .. "i dont give a shit" and eats the snake.

[IrishFan247]

"look at that fast little fuck!"

[maliwahtallhei]

Jesus Christ has returned....as a lizard!

[weathirly1234]

I think that I learn more in your videos than I did in AP Biology...

[r0nruN]

sassy gay friend?!

[Seandahockeylova]

Wohoho look at that fucker run hahahaha

[TechN9neAddict]

"HAHA, Jesus Christ HAS returned... as a lizard HAHA!!" funniest shit of my life :D

[fire26000]

HEY CAMMIE CAN YOU SEE MEEEEE?

[ronald2022250]

haha his reaction and laugh made me laugh

[lanibee9]

my friends and i saw the jesus lizard on a vid in class every one started yelling jesus lizard!!!" i was the only one that said basilist

[iTzTrAx1]

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THAT LITTLE LIZARD!

[picklepirate26]

the masia

[LOVEspongebob11]

118 people are Jewish.

[QuickedWeen]

Jesus Christ has returned!

[bestiez64]

The basilisk decides to run across the water? Well guess what...

Honey badger don't give a shit.

[Saxgirl9]

WHERE IS YOUR GOD N---- never mind, found him

[Javedur313]

HONE BAGER DONT CARE

[ChaserJaser]

"it quickly runs across the- HAHAhAHAAHa!! HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE LITTLE LIZARD GO!!!!!"

Ha funny!!

[wibamuftw]

Okay, how many people think he should do a video on the frilled lizard?

[Popatopia]

@wibamuftw lol same here

[XXILoveYewhXX]

Basalisk isent that from Harry Potter? :D

[tamalah34877843]

taking it for what it was meant to be - and lmao, thanks for the videos!!

[Lymacal1]

Jesus Christ has returned....as a lizard! <3

[jakenajjar]

its the second coming

[bellabooboo2u]

i love these vids!

[Shakey719]

Jesus Christ has returned...as a Lizard! :)

[drche420]

This narrator has the most annoying accent.

[Blossom2023]

@drche420 hes puposeley doing tht gay voice dumbass and the honey badger dont giva a shit about ur mom he eat ur mom 4 breakfast

[drche420]

@Blossom2023

Does the fact that he's doing it on purpose make it any less annoying? Your comment is irrelevant.

[dontiono1]

@Blossom2023 yeah honey badger dont care he will eat ur mama out for breakfast!

[NikeGolftv]

when the BASILISK senses danger it ohohhohohohoh holy shit look at that little lizard

[FireVeteran]

IT'S A BASILISK! DON'T LET IT LOOK INTO YOUR EYES!!!!!!

[sodinabee]

honey badger dont give a shit, it will beat the crap out of that lizard

[MadiLovesDomo]

You go Jesus Christ Lizard! Get away from that snake!

[mrtmaddison]

the jesus christ lizard is no match for the honey badger hell smack the shit out of it

[pinkstrawberrypig]

I would watch more documentaries if they were narrated by this guy!

[TheSupersexybreezy]

Randell Is Soo Funny!!!! LMFAO

[grumpyclouds93]

That bastard killed Moaning Myrtle.

[pkenney80]

0:48



[halledougher]

I WANT A Daffy Jesus Lizard

[sweetcatie43]

Ha ha ha! Holy shit! Look at that little lizard...

I love Randall.

[firedrakelink]

i know who is having dinner on that snake HONEY BAGER

[Havefun88]

yo go jesus christ lizard, get away from that stupid snake

[flynerd123987]

are you a guy? and, how did i get here?

[flynerd123987]

are you a guy? and, how did i get here?



[ExpiredRainbows22]

:D he's walking on water ohhhh ohhhhh :3 liike it up(;

[soymuydebil]

honey badger would smack the shit outta the snake. honey badger doesn’t give a shit.

[MitchTitan]

he's gonna help me save money on car insurance :D

[messyjessie207]

Stupid snake...wont be having jesus christ lizard today will you...

[tomdabom713]

AH HOHOHOLY SHIT!!!!

[alisamcneill]

you go Jesus Christ lizard!

[iDabkah]

stupid snake ,honey badger should smack the shit out of you

[zubairnetwork]

finally accepted gaysss listen 0:42 lol

[123rubyt]

0.50 Ahhhhh!!!! look at that little lizard

[OkamiKiru]

Honey Badger don't give a shit about Jesus Christ lizard Honey Badger don't give a shit.

[flynnboy765]

Why does he not have a show yet?

[citiesandsurrender]

@flynnboy765 I know, right?!

[ibeamy]

"Baskelesks"

[XxBieberxSwiftxX]

Look at him run across the water like that!!! You go Jesus Christ Lizard!!!!

[ipointe808]

...its crazy!!! :))

[RichardTheRestless]

Oh look!, The Honey Badger eats the Jesus Christ Lizard because it doesn't give A shit!

[zebraandcheetahvids]

it would turn any man into stone with its gays lol XD

[21Golfman21]

everytime he said basilisk i thought hed say bastard lol

[TheCotton123456789]

ewww hes eating a snake. honey badger dont give a shit

[KRSONMar]

What did that snake think he was,a Roman?

[spankydeunk]

This one was fuckin' stupid, Randall.

[fivy999]

he eats little fruits (like him) no offence

[Mrpancakehead92]

@fivy999 thats rude

[RiseAboveThis92]

Harry Potter lied to me about the Basilisk. I looked it in the eye! AND I'M SO NOT IN A COMA!!!

[XxCensor]

he doesnt abuse the cuss words and uses it when necessary hilarious LOL

[Popatopia]

if this guy was on the animal channel i would watch it

[WallaProductions]

@Popatopia They should totally make a show like this<3

[TheDingoAlpha]

@Popatopia Knowledge and entertainment. What could be better?

[MrMattnethan]

What about the Moses Lizard?

[TechN9neAddict]

@MrMattnethan lol Moses parted the Red Sea....

[MrMattnethan]

@TechN9neAddict heh

[jakejuergens]

thats the baskalist for you, you will not be having jesus christ for dinner... stupid snake!

[raymond9987654321]

I smell a troll here.

[CraziiNinja12]

it eats insects as well as fairy's and other fruits

[Algonquin81]

haha HOLY SHIT look at that little lizard

[RaNDom1731]

and there's mommy lizard! hi mom!

[leegree96]

Basilisks can be found in Costa Rica, as well as throughout Central and South America.

And the chamber of secrets.

[Fruitysnackles05]

HI MOM! IM JUST A LITTLE BOY!

[Cardioid0719]

lololol...i thought i heard bastard...

[optimusprimelast]

This dude is so freakn funny!!!!

[Flarhoon]

Then why did the Jesus Lizard only use four letters for their album names? (Except for their eponymous EP.)

[iluveggs221]

look theres the father lizzard doing some crazzy head dance

[DoctorInsanittttty]

You know, the arrow to the knee meme used to be funny, then it took an arrow to the knee.

[damiko63]

jesus christ has returned...as a lizard

[Hahahahahahaha2211]

Holy shit look at that lizard

[GoblinHopper101]

2 miles an hour? Honey Badger don't give a shit

[purplecowsFTW98]

You go, Jesus Christ Lizard!

[XxLUSTYx]

too funny man!

[marnold6879]

110 people won't be having Jesus Christ Lizard today will they? SHAME ON THEM!

[DerpChunks]

0:50

[LeopardWolfNimbus]

OMG its Jesus

[SnailOfExplosions]

Lizard got swagga'

Jesus Christ came back as a lizard... must get Argonian image out of my head...

[OpposableTongues]

@SnailOfExplosions I used to have an Argonian in mind, until I took an arrow to the knee.

[poisonfire2]

LOL "go jesus chirst lizard! shame on you snake!" XDXD LOL LOL LOL!!!!!

[sTaYnUpLaTe1]

holy shit look at that lil lizard!!

[Hotshot12355]

THAT LIZARD CAN RUN ACROSS WATER!..... but honey badger dont give a shit

[awesomepaintball]

they should have the honey badger come kill the snake

[sin247365]

....

[MJTRadio]

If the snake wants to eat Jesus, he should convert to Catholocism XD

[ohmygodgasp]

Jesus Christ has returned....as a lizard!

[CactiBowtie]

@ohmygodgasp >Implying jesus ever existed

[mynametaken2]

I'm learning so much from these videos!



[Beccaluvs94]

ahh I haven't laughed this much in soo long

[jae1337]

you go jesus christ lizard!

[AmherstAisle]

f*ck school; im watching youtube...

[DRDRPERRY]

i just want my comment to reach the top :(

[Jessiswhoiam831]

hahahahaha

[ICaughtEmAll12]

Jesus Christ lizard...Raptor Jesus...The second coming is upon us!

[MiddleEasternKeyboad]

lol

[DelfinitionHDTV]

Haha so funny, I like that he teaches information but is being funny about it. Don't know if that was his intention but its awesome. I think the voice makes it even better :P

[gdogvibes1]

oh hes a real toughie

[csc45314]

LMAO @ You go Jesus Christ Lizard!!! I love you Randall!!!!

[CultMortis]

Ohh thats nasty

[cerastes6]

Baskilisks

[eatdapoopoo62]

If only this guy was a motivational speaker....

[ShadowDancer00]

man If all of the videos they used to show us in school were like this I would have actually paid attention

[cerastes6]

@ShadowDancer00 What's wrong with actually learning? Too boring?

[ShadowDancer00]

@cerastes6 well considering i'm a sophomore in college I would say I quite enjoye learning, but I would always fall asleep when they showed videos in grade school cause they would turn off the lights. This is too funny to fall asleep to.

[Auti120]

Jesus Christ has returned........ as a lizard, But the Honey Badger don't give a shit!

[Nz10IZZb33sT]

Jesus may have come back as a lizard, but God has come back as the guy who directs these videos

[dnukem100]

u should look at the camel spider u would have fun doing that video narration

[Lrrrrrrrr]

stopid snake

[polo619652]

Damn Judas snake tryin to eat Jesus Christ basilisk. Don't make me get honey badger you fucking snake!

[zmoney990]

honey badger dont give a shit

[DeeMolition]

Can the Jesus lizard outrun the Honey Badger? We'll probably never know, because honey badger don't give a shit.

[xXxLivE2RocKxXx]

Basillisk's can be found in costa rica... as well as throughout the Chamber of Secrets in Hogwarts.

[jeomomma]

ok im sick of this fags voice

[MyWorstEnemy96]

Raptor Jesus, is that you?!

[darkxxjesus666]

this video made my day. 

[teentitan121]

Basillisk lizard? Honey badger don't give a shit.

[ClaireChloe100]

i love you randall

[elzano427]

press 6 :)

[seanfuckingjones]

Really? a fucking single Christian ad on this vid? Thank you, GOD!

[11H12J11D]

Wow Dude ur cool

[angiew2012]

@11H12J11D obvs?



[pirategirl717]

that sure as hell wasn't in the chamber of secrets.. if it were the book would be cooler...

[R2green3]

The 105 dislikes, are rabies

[MariaLovesDegrassi1D]

am i the only one who compared this with harry potter? O.o basilisk... in the chamber of secrets... petrified peple by looking them in the eye...

[StealthG6On18s]

I hope National Geographic gets you czg to narrorate for them.

[MengoMango]

hehe... he said gays......

[sexyitalian891]

HI MOM!!!! IM JUST A YOUNG LITTLE BASALISK!!!

[TheMrwaffles27]

I thought that was Jesus walking on water

[GrizzGreenGurl]

0:50 XD LOLOL

[VirgilSermon]

This lizard is also known as this.... Guy: JESUS CHRIST!! That was an WATER WALKNG Lizard

[onlyme542]

your funny ....you go chico xD

[onlyme542]

i love you laugh is so contagious...lol

[toxic780]

this guy sounds really gay -_-

[HiddenHeartsCry]

@toxic780 No shit. Lol.

[djtiberiu]

uuuppss and hes of xDD

[Enivekdax17]

damn. 103 honeybadgers didnt give a shit about this video!!

[oaoAmanda]

oh fuck im at the weird part of youtube again! :(

[Uncharted2]

@oaoAmanda Is there actually a single part of YouTube that isnt weird?

[oaoAmanda]

@Uncharted2 okay that´s true hahhaha :D

[Uncharted2]

@oaoAmanda :D

[TheFoundationOfCats]

0:50 lol

[TheFoundationOfCats]

69 haha

[krisseyb]

@pumukellll

[littlemissmoony13]

wow.... you know you're a nerd when you automatically think of harry potter.

[pumukellll]

ahahahahah holy shit xD

[JemaIIe]

ITS JOEL ALLIBON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[ryry16ify]

i luv these videos they r soooofunnnnyyyyy

[Radioactive491]

basilisk don't care

[MsxParamorexfreak]

when he said basilicas... i automatically thought of harry potter and the chamber of secrets -_-'