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  • Combustable lemons endorse this message.

    *burning house*

  • "But when we wake up..."

    Ugh. Don't make me imagine waking up in a cell with JK Simmonds. >_<

  • This guy should be president. He's better than most of the politicians that ever did politicsy stuff and people would probably support him until they got attacked by his illegal immigration policy.

  • RON PAUL 2012 RON PAUL 2012 RON PAUL 2012

  • This guy would make the perfect C.E.O. for Viridian Dynamics

  • SCREW EM' ALL!!!!!

    Best.Phrase.EVER

  • Lol just another dictator.

  • @renoo27 Perhaps.. BUT! he is a no nonsense man xD

  • JK Simmons :P

  • President Ackerman, we're done here.

  • President America!

  • you want free cookies? WATCH ME RIDE THIS TERROR DRONE! or vote for me if you wanna live

  • is this for duke nukem or... or what?

  • The candidate endorsed by Aperture Science CEO and founder, Cave Johnson.

  • I fucken love this guy.

  • Of course his animal would be dolphins with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads.

  • Guess who im voting for

  • I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE ARMY

    WITH LEMONS

  • Take that Barry!

  • If only he did run in '08, if only

  • Ackerman is probably republican he is stupid ! It changes of Dugan of RE2 who were democrat and totally incapable!

  • OBUMMER was a mistake!

  • four letter word?probably the word "Fuck",am I right?

  • Ronald Reagan TIMES 9000!!!!

  • @EmperorOfMars Times 9001. 

  • only just noticed the dolphin at the end has a gun

  • Ackermann is badass, he can cause a stack overflow (is this the guy from Spiderman?)

  • Too bad you didn't get the win mate they rigged it lol XD - Come to Australia we need a military backup and sure alot of my friends would agree with your polocies on immigration "Attack Dogs" ROFL (if only this guy was real)

  • This is so funny bechose real US political adds are just the same "Vote for me if you want to live" XD

  • Obama can bring c Hang e ; )~

  • Dolphins are scary. They have orgies... not limited to just their own.

  • Frickin' dolphins with frickin' laser beams on their heads!

  • he got my vote

  • Now I understand why people did vote for him in 2008as a write in

  • APPLE PIE

  • ACKERMAN F*CK YEAH!!!

  • People keep saying that "he would beat Obama if he was real" but the thing is that he was actually put up in the votes for presidency in 2008 and he only got 42 votes this may have been a joke by ea but they suprisingley got votes and if you guys actually voted for him he would of won i'm ashamed by all of you :(

  • You want change? Put up your cup. :D

  • McCain has nothing on him.

  • The dolphine gets me every time

  • I love the dolphine

  • This should have been McCain's ad, ha!

  • Oh and by the way I think everyone should vote for Ackerman in 2013, would be awesome to see thousands of votes for this guy.

  • AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • If he was a candidate, my votes for him!

  • Perfect counter to Obama: You want change? Put out your cup! XD

  • Are those frickin' dolphins with frickin' laserbeams on their frickin' heads?

  • sonic cannons, actually.

  • Hey, the second ammendment: "The right to bear arms or the right to arm bears"

    Dolphins are sorta like aquatic bears you know? They've got the whole mammal thing going on.

  • I like the right to arm bears.

  • Well they're still no match for Japan's Giant Samurai Robot!

  • awesome i will vote for president ackerman. he going to let america to victory.

  • I want this guy's Immigrant ideas.

  • Aparently he won in a landslide in the games. The ad must've appealed to a lot of people.

  • Oh, and because, unfortunately there's too many people who were dumb enough to actually vote for Obama. Oh, well at least Hillary didn't make it.

  • As opposed to voting for Bush 2.0 and his retarded sideshow freak, Plain.

  • Your political views are void, as this is the internet. My goodness those are nice waffles!

  • Well, because unfortunately, he's only a fictional character played by actor J.K. Simmons. I wish somebody like this would run for President though.

  • you know48 people actually wrote Ackerman on their votes in the last US election :P.

    so ig es your not alone

  • why is this man not our president?

    he's much better than Obama

  • He'd have my vote! This guy's better then most presidents we've had the pass few years!

  • lol seriously

  • Oh he was, he just took an alias: George Walker Bush.

  • Funny guy!

  • vote for him,Obama doesn't mind at all. :))

  • Armored bears, and dolphins with guns attached to them... Pure coolness.

  • FUDGE where was this guy when the election happened?

  • Be careful with that naughty language :<

  • Vote for Ackerman to unleash ATTACK DOG XD

    Vote for him if you wanna live

  • Enought to turn hope in 4 lettered word... want hope keep dreaming... :D

  • "vote for me... if you wanna live."

    lmao

  • Team America, Ackerman, Liberty Prime, and Nixon's Head should team up to create the greatest patriotic, soviet ass-kicking team known to the internets.

  • You're forgetting Stephen Colbert, and President Michael "I'm the President of THESE GREAT UNITED STATES of AMERICA!" Wilson from Metal Wolf Chaos. Now THAT would be an awesome American team.

    In fact, take Ackerman and Wilson, and let them meet up with President Harrison Ford and President Bill Pullman, and we got ourselves an awesome Mt. Rushmore. With lasers and flamethrowers and shit.

  • Hell yes!

  • @whakamol

    Haha I can totally see Ackerman controlling Liberty Prime, taking on hundreds of tesla troopers.

  • @whakamol Hell yeah!

  • @whakamol I'm just missing Captain America.

  • yea we freaken need a president like this taht only loves USA and hates all what he called COMMIES

  • In the end, he was right about them.

  • he got my vote

  • Hehe, I could so totally see this guy win over Obama if he was real

  • Best President ever.

  • wasnt this guy in OZ?

  • i really say it doesn't ackerman sounds belgian?

  • yeah more german

  • genius

  • 'vote for me if you wanna live'. Okay!

  • Me too!

  • "You want change? Put out your cup!" lol

  • Apple pie is the weapon!

  • An offbeat commercial for the newest C&C?

  • Yep.

  • I'd vote for him.

  • Now, that´s more like it.

  • That is a man after my own heart

  • add 42 people to that

  • he's Republican, he looks like the president Eisenhower

  • take Truman + Reagan + the looks of Eisenhower= THis guy

    which therefore equates to

    THE BEST DAMN PRESIDENT SINCE WASHINGTON (if he was real)

  • HELL YEAH!

  • I thinkin' "hell yeah!"

    "Vote for me for you wanna live."

  • He's actually a robotic spy put in place by the Empire of the Rising Sun!

    YAAAAY ACKERMAN '08

    No walls, no permits, just dogs.Attack dogs.

  • armored bears, robots, o my!

  • I'd vote for him.

  • i'd only vote for a prez who likes apple pie.

  • Killer, it's a sonic gun thingy. Machine guns would probably kill the dolphin or just be a stream of tapping on the enemy.. Besides, sonic would be like shouting at them x1000.. It would hurt.

  • New Bush has arrived :(

  • i could vote fore someone with the moto "Screw'Em All"

  • "Vote for me, if you want to live"

    Haha!

  • haha i dig the dolphin with the machine gun on its back as his party's logo.

  • Armored dolphins!

  • armored dolphins!

  • id vote for him

  • Are there any more of these vids?

  • Lol if you want change... hold out your cup

  • what did he mean with "want change, hold out your cup"? :S

  • He meant "change" as in small amounts of money, e.g pennies and such. Holding out your cup as in begging.

  • ahh, haha, thx =)

  • Armored Kodiak BEARS!!

  • if you want change, put out your cup!

  • Hahahahaha Ackerman 2008. Yeah, I'm a RACISTS, JUST like Obama Bin Laden is. A vote for Obama is a vote for the end of The MIGHTY United States Of America.

  • Spare me, retard. Obama is a terrorist plant, you moron.Wake up.

  • Terrorist plant? I suppose you think the Jews were responsible for 9-11? Come on, there's enoying the kool-aid and then there's sticking it in a friggin' IV. How does one belong to a Christian Church and yet be Muslim?(Note: You can't.) Just because the speaker has tits and has kids doesn't mean that it's holy gospel.

  • Yeah, but Mrs. Palin is HOT. I'm goin to hell for the things I've thought about her.

  • Why don't we just agree that if things came to a fore, we'd both like a guy from Idaho to serve the Commies a plate of shame with a side of "Suck it"?

  • Ackerman!!!

  • VOTE ACKERMAN IN 2008

  • The attack dolphin logo is priceless.

  • yes! action is needed!

  • I would probably vote for this guy in a real election...

  • vote for me if you wanne life

  • what. onley 7 more days till ra3? god i cant wait to get my hands on a copy :) got $50.00 right here and waiting.

  • stupid stuff, but i love it

  • Somehow I think a president candidate who says screw em all won't get far.

  • Go Ackerman!

  • hahaha

  • Amour Dolphin

  • I'm gonna get Red Alert 3 just because of the story and actors =) yes, EA, you succeded with your marketing strategy, gratz...

  • Nah i'm still gonna vote for that one black guy :)

  • amen

  • HELL YEAH! HE HAS MY VOTE ANY DAY

  • LOL

  • I can't wait to get red alert 3

  • He is an actor and this is a clip from a new Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 title by the EA.

    The game will feature clips with real actors.

  • who the fuck is he, and what does he want?

  • That's exactly what I was asking myself as well. And why did EA upload that shit?

  • hes a character in red alert 3 i believe

  • yes he is, and please, vote for ackerman the dolphin wohoo!!

  • Its a teaser for their new Command & Conquer game

  • hahaha that is the best presidential commericial ever

  • where can i vote 4 him? :D

  • lol i like his logo

  • lol have my vote :D

  • he gat my vout

  • lmao woo red alert 3

  • I dont get it

  • its a reference to U.S. politics in how we want change

  • Yes, but who is Ackerman?

  • hes a red alert 3 character...

  • I've officially joined the armored dolphin political party. Who's with me?

  • Sweeeeeeeeeet attack bears! and airships!

  • No, that what the Soviets will use to destroy us all!

  • lol at screw em all, "Welcome to my party, vote for me if you wanna live" lolZ!!! ARMORED DOLPHIN OWNS ALL!!!

  • All Hail Ackerman... Again!