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  • Can someone explain to me what this video is about?

    I mean I get what they're saying, but what's the message behind it?

  • @LuniaVideo It's mainly poking fun at American media which demonizes China for not having freedom of speech while a lot of reporters in America only use their freedom of speech to profit off of making celebrities look bad

  • Why are these actors not more famous. Instead we get kim kardashian...I dont want to live in this world anymore.

  • "Then you spent the next three months in jail?"

    "Yes, it suck balls"

    According to every American stereotype of Chinese people, they can't conjugate a verb to save their life.

  • Those are actual Chinese words on the blog; the Onion has a surprisingly high production value

  • Hilarious!!

  • one brave man. man?

  • COULDN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.

  • i like tracy gill's outfit.

  • I don't know who is hotter: Brooke Alvarez or Tracy Gill :O

  • @SnoBlackMelbkour

    Tracy Gill by far.

  • good job china... ...this sort of things shouldn't be legal anywhere...

  • perze hilton comes to mind...

  • Zhang declined to meet with Hillary Clinton citing her "c*nt stank" LMAO!!!!

  • AShenz ass ttutr is gay

  • @RealSpidermannoirfan fuck you

  • @shenzhenprostitute Kiss my asshole.

  • The Chinese dude reminds me of that Oriental gangster from Hangover 2, the one that's Zack's friend ...

  • ok people lets be honest. fox news is terrible; we all know that. but are the other news channels any better?? filtering the news to fit an agenda is just wrong. we should be told the facts and make our own opinions. on another note, if the onion was actually a round the clock news station, I probably wouldnt have a life anymore.

  • Somebody sign that kid NOW!

  • anyone know his blog address?

  • I LOVE YOU Y. CHANG~

  • Great acting on the part of the guy who played Zhang. He totally committed to the part. All of the actors -- especially the hosts -- lend a very authentic, morning news/talkshow feel to it. So important, since so many of us viewers rely on that to reel in hilarious commentary from gullible people who believe this is an actual American show.

  • @SylvanaForrester Who ever does the casting for these is doing a great job. All of the actors who have played guests on Today Now are so believable as the characters they are playing.

  • lol i love that the onion news made fun of perez hilton!!!!!

  • press 4 repeatedly

  • Not to be a nerd here, but they're seriously misspelling the 'zh'

  • All I have to say to the people who think it's real, it is, you should submit this as your current events project, and do so with all onion news updates.

    ~

  • just like what DarthEvilicus said it's an asain Perez Hilton.

  • Its an Asian Perez Hilton

  • pay attention to the hillary clinton caption at the end of the video... funniest part imo

  • Omg he is so rude. How can he be on the news and talk like that???

  • @hobowithagrenade you're being sarcastic right?

  • @hobowithagrenade Are you being sarcastic or are you just retarded?

  • 1:40 whay does it say?

  • @flalasap It says release zhang or you'll be forced to stare at my jumper

  • @mazhouma  thanks

  • This kid gay?

  • Oh, here go hell come.

  • Hola, bitches!

  • lol @ the book hahahaha

  • Today Now! Should be real :(

  • I love today now!

  • That is a very very ugly tie.

  • Perez Hilton's love child.

  • Very clever and sharp satire there.

  • WHO DREW ON THOSE PHOTOS?

    True art.

  • lol This is a parody of that gay fag Perez Hilton

  • Best. Fucking. Story. Ever.

  • @lachdenan he's still a faggot

  • "Hola bitches!!!" - Priceless, lol.

  • hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahh­ah he must of liked iit in prison ;)

  • Faggot ass chink

  • @Vergon3256 Just don't be like my brother and say that next time you're in a Chinese restaurant. True story.

  • Chinese Perez Hilton, lol ...

  • 222 people have no sense of humor.

  • @ennuieffect faggot thumbs up whore.

  • @ennuieffect Fucking love ur originality.

  • 1:55 Afraid of Hillary Clinton's "cunt stank"

  • Hey chinese people dont replace l with r japanes do, get your stereotypes right fool

  • America's finest news source for a reason.

  • If only he was a kitten too, he'd dominate youtube!

  • "The people need to know - who is fat now, who got boob job, who is *something*" - what was that last word?

  • @gssq Honestly it sounds like he says "who is femme whore" but that doesnt quite sound right.

  • @SanguisDiabolus Maybe it's a mangling of "Fame whore"

  • @SanguisDiabolus Could be femwhore?

  • @gssq: Fame whore.

  • @xPurpleRayne Thanks

  • @gssq fame whore

  • @wkangaroo Thanks

  • i really want a copy of that book. serious but it doesn't exist :(

  • "it suck balls" haha he's great

  • The murky side of free speech.

  • The male anchor guy was in "I Am Legend"

  • @Moneymyke357 Really? As who?

  • @JackFriedRice He was a reporter on the tv Will Smith's character was watching.

  • when he was in prison, did he say "it sucked balls" or "i sucked balls"?

  • The asian guy should have been played by nigahiga...

  • what the fuck, is this shit for real,lmao! (no way in hell)

  • she wear sweatshirt, so tacky

  • Gosh every time I watch an onion news clip I have to check out the comments to see how many idiots thought it was real news. It's hilarious. I guess fox news really has done a number on so many people making them completely incapable of distinguishing real news from the fake.

  • Hopefully after China annexes the USA, the new province compromises and just censors celebrity gossip blogs.

  • onion ftw!

  • lol onion ftw.

  • id kill that gay bastart for saying 'people uglu 'cho cha'

  • every time i watch this i laugh more

  • Whats ' UGGERY ' ?

    He can't even pronounce Ugry properly .. go back to China !

  • @kkdkk7

    Chill it's fake retard.

  • @wolfondhizzie

    Who's retard ? Where do they get the webpages and the protest photos shown in the programe huhh ?

    Its evidence that this guy is real, anyway its quite obvious he's gay why is he bashing gays pretending to be straight ?

  • @kkdkk7

    This is the Onion news. A real company. They make everything up.

  • I dislike white people to put it mildly, ill un-subcribe. Yawn*

  • i started laughing when he talked about the one girl that lit herself on fire for him! and then he made fun of her xD LOL Onion

  • i work with the chinse dudes brother lol im am serious

  • omg that turrible the way china treat the gayz

  • I think he is gay.

  • Hello beotches! :-)

  • Can he get any gayer

  • in china they kill you if ur gay

  • 0:00

    

  • 'Zhang Zhuohua's' YT: YChangVAA

  • yes it suck balls.  LOL

  • a chinese dude

  • Ha, nice parody of Perez Hilton. I can't believe how many people think this is real, either.

  • haha good shit

  • At first you think the video trivializes chinese human rights acttivistism but then after watching most of the video you realize its about how freedom of speech can be abused by internet gossip bloggers.

  • @fabiani1233 dude it is a joke that is all! yhere is no inner meaning lol

  • @Yyyyzyyy bitch

  • @Yyyyzyyy be offended assface it is called freedom

  • @Yyyyzyyy If you are offended then don't watch... problem solved... Oh, and to the few people who keep posting to ask if this is fake... yes, The Onion is a comedy- "fake news" sketch. They make fake reports and present them to look as real as possible to make them that much more hilarious. One of my favorite Onion sketches was when they sent Lil' Wayne into Mexico to use up all of the drugs before they got to America: classic :)... Back to this video= the gaysian dude is awesome haha

  • That was fake? holy shit that guy was a good actor!

  • wait a minute why are these youtube comments are lively because its not offended? and yet the paul mcartney video has outrage comments.

  • @superjerjer1 Because the Paul McCartney one is about someone dying, and this one's just about celebrity gossip...

  • Edison Chen got away with screwing pretty much every single Chinese celebrity and then releasing the sex tapes/pictures of it. It's so wrong that Zhang didn't get away with some upskirts!

  • Itz all boutz dah skeet mah neegaz!! GETBaC Gay Thuggin 4 Lyfe!

  • 1:50 LMFAO read the message at the bottom of the video xDDDD

  • I get the feeling a lot of people thought this was real

  • Chang is brilliant xD

  • lol!!!!!!!!

  • I want to see your wife's inner Mary Steenburgen. ;)

  • Oh wait, this is the Onion. For some reason it played off as some morning show or some shit. Damn just wasted my time!

  • WAIT did he just say it sucked balls? Hahahha wow on live TV

  • Did he say whattup bitches?

  • @proceedapathy "Hola bitches" LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • The girl at 1:03 is nothing short of HOT

    I wonder whats the name...

  • China is almost as wierd as USA.

  • This is genius! The people at The Onion know exactly how annoying these internet bloggers can be - then make it funny.

  • They put "Perez Hilton" in the tags just for having his videos as "related"

  • It's funny 'cus it's true.

  • 1:35

    That is how you say penis is mandarin

  • @TheCrawler333 Haha! No way! Really?

  • Yes. Yes. A Gay accent and a Chinese accent. Oh em, GEE, YES!!!!

  • I love this. I love how it satirises the way we, in which we take freedom of expression, free press etc for granted here in the west, have debased these freedoms with this kind of celeb-gossip journalism.

  • @Zarathustratosphere Nothing gets past you, sleuth

  • @777LucKee777 maybe because the first two tags on this video are "perez" and "hilton"? very clever, The Onion

  • lol, I was almost 100$ sure in the beginning that this was gonna be about Wikileaks XD

  • "Foreword by Fareed Zakaria" LOVE IT

  • I lold so hard at the lady on fire

  • I miss his blog :(

  • You are gay, you are ugly. Hahahah!

  • I've always thought that "Tracy Gill" was hot

  • I actually laughed my ass off. I'm gonna go weigh myself.

    "Declined meeting due to her cunt stank"

    "People need to know who is fat know who is fame whore"

  • lol wow so basically it was all a waste...

  • lol "i was in jail, it suckd BALLS" ahha

  • @777LucKee777 coz the tags are: perez hilton onion etc...

  • @XnovemberrisingX No, but LOL !!!! =)

  • video favorito número 100. me encanta.

  • Ermm LOL

  • 'One woman lit herself on fire' XD

  • I lol'ed at the comment at 1:45 about Hillary Clinton's "cunt stank"

  • he doesn't need to be real to be fierce

  • Zhang recently declined a meeting with Hillary Clinton citing his fear of her "cunt stank." Love it!!!

  • HAHAHAH  Perez Hirton.

  • @777LucKee777 I think reccommended videos are also partly influenced by viewer comments... I suppose after seeing the name "Perez Hilton" 778 times, he's bound to show up in the thumbnails on the left...

  • Hilary Clinton's cunt stank smells quite awful. Zhang is quite right in avoiding her.

  • @777LucKee777 uh, his name is in the tags..

  • Asian Perez Hilton

  • @wolfmagic72 its a dude/

  • its more hilarious if you can read Mandarin xD

  • @houchi69 I know!

  • 1:35 FTW

  • that tracy girl needs to shake her tiny titties in my face

  • thats ture you are gay you are ugly

  • WTF?

  • @100luomuxiaoxiao definitely gay!! make me wanna see. damn, who put this fucking video on youtube!

  • @Nathanlth

    STFU u cunt this is just humor.

  • @quisqueyatv you STFU, is that your business? F OFF BITCH, GAY !

  • @quisqueyatv i know this is just humor but he really really disgusted!