Botchamania 99

[MrTrufflePigs]

5:23 < never see ray do that again!

[krazyzark]

excruciating pain, agony and suffering: sounds like the perfect description of MVP's entire WWE existence. what a wonderful gimmick he had... being the guy who was supposedly good at so many sports other than wrestling... it's like combining The Goon, Knuckleball Schwartz and, oh yeah, The MVP Dale Torborg, all into one and giving it a push... yay, inferiority!

[gowwe12]

0:00 - 0:28 Not a botch.

[Bryan2Blazed]

glass light bulbs in wrestling is the stupidest thing ever. 

[dothequack]

@Bryan2Blazed it's not really wrestling, just stupid fucking emos self-harming

[TheBeastlyKill]

i was their at breaking point, it was hilarious

[donkeypunchdrunklove]

man jericho was pretty flubby then

[GamingWithStatoke]

what is HHH talking about and what are the fans saying?

[Hellstorm616]

@GamingWithStatoke He's referring to the Montreal Screwjob back in 1997-where Canada's own Bret Hart was screwed over the title-you have to read up on it yourself-as it's a bit difficult to explain as to what their saying i can't make it out

[QuikDrawMcRaw]

@GamingWithStatoke You screwed Bret ! You screwed Bret !

[Paramecium302]

That Rey vs. Eddie match was actually quite excellent.

[wwevsecwvswcwvstna]

OMG CZW sucks. LITERALY

[Videogamestwin]

WE WERE WILD AT BREAKING POINT I'M TELLING YA !

[rashalfarid]

How is someone supposed to blade, when having a buttload of thumbtacks pinned to the skull?

[shoeplaylover89]

hey start at 6:44 it's tantalus theme from final fantasy 9 soundtrack! nice!

[ginge143]

i love the shut the fuck up chants its a shame they dont do it now on wwe

[DanJBarnsley]

CZW is just one big botch!!! i mean one of these days someone's gonna die! and i've seen the pic of bloods leg.....:O

[vnyc82]

The Undertaker vs. Beef Wellington as WM28!

[Paramecium302]

@vnyc82 The streak will be broken!

[csm07cb]

that was a crazy triple threat match

[Pfield82]

cut rey some slack on the mask. he tried a new mask design with the straps and they broke as soon as the match started. It wasn't his fault.

[UNSCSPARTAN058]

Oh my god you used MilkCan in this video. You're fucking awesome.

[WiLDHaNdZ]

i just found rey's toughest opponent was alwats his beloved mask

[kryceksangel]

I remember we did a You Screwed Bret chant at Earl Hebner in Salem Oregon earlier this year. That's when we found out Earl had a new t-shirt that said: Damn right I did.

I had fun that night. When SoCal Val came out and said Earl wanted respect when he came out, I turned my back to him. 5 rows back but I was on the side the action faces. I hope TNA comes back to Oregon soon

[terrybrass]

MST3K reference in my fav thing to watch on Youtube....i got a little wet when that happened...and i'm a dude!

[YaHomieSmoke]

CZW = A bunch of yard tards who bought a ring.

[JacobyFirox]

Fuck you PG! clap clap clap clap clap.

[elvishskills]

ew bloods leg is so fucked up. anyone who has seen that gaping wound would agree

[blindsightedkill]

1:41 to 1:51 what was the botch?

[siCfr3ak83]

@blindsightedkill it was basically the Canada fans still sour over WWE/Shawn Michaels screwing Bret in 97 at Survivor Series (same ppv in the video) and then HHH talking about the incident about people not letting go of the past then later that night CM Punk beat Undertaker in in a 'screwjob' similar to HBK/Hart's 97 match lol

[gowwe12]

@siCfr3ak83 Cashing in Money in the Bank isn't a screw job.

[siCfr3ak83]

@gowwe12 If you saw the video, it was Breaking Point which was in Montreal Canada when the fans roaring at HBK that he 'screwed Bret' later that night WWE did a screwjob finish between CM Punk who was the World Champ at the time facing Undertaker...Taker won originally using his Hells Gate submission but the match was restarted cause it was banned so Punk applied the Anaconda Vice to Taker and the ref did a screwjob since Taker didn't tap. It has nothing to do with Money in the Bank...

[ricket102]

@blindsightedkill the fans were cheering you screwed bret. ill assume you know what that means.

[gazzah78]

@blindsightedkill listen carefully and you hear the crowd shouting 'you screwed bret' ref the bret v michaels match

[Konnerdad]

Man CZW is utter cap.

[Embo31]

Rey adjusted his mask more times than HBK would adjust his tights!!!

[TheNemesis50]

doesnt looks like rey D:

[bLuDcLoT06]

another MST3K reference!! i fuckin love it

[1vas2]

CZW Has Some Of The Most Dangerous God Awful Matches Ever, Terrible Just Plain Terrible.

[SSJRayne]

6:38 who hasnt been in the danger zone? lol

we miss you macho man

[katamari84]

Poor Rey had to make sure his mask wont fall off entire match.CZW can be good,only the 'garbage' wrestlers that are terrible.Sexxxy Eddy blood of fountain pour off his wrist was the sickest thing I ever see

[JumperTNA]

6:42 RIP Macho Man Randy Savage !

[TheGodOfTruth]

FF music ftw!

[TheSebang]

Rey's mask was annoying

[fracman2]

It's not "vas chier Regal" it's "va chier Regal," meaning "F@*% you Regal."

[steveo198632]

@fracman2 va chier Regal can also mean Regal is Shit in French, not sure how different the French is in Canada.

[canadiandaniel]

2:38, so much for that push eh cody?

[braigus09]

Vas Chier Regal? what does that mean?

[Awesomegamesful]

@braigus09 fuck you regal

[kf932009]

@DWR6943 there is hardcore wrestling which is fun and then there is CZW the car crash and train wreck mixed together

[Silks]

@DWR6943 no doubt. I don't think anyone in CZW knows how to work a match.

[SusKatamad05]

Wow...CZW sucks...

[swanseajack1908]

beef wellington - wtf?

[LJascony]

@swanseajack1908 I thought Bastion Booger was bad.

[wrestinc]

what were the people chanting at hhh

[md3441]

@wrestinc if you mean the part at 1:40, they were chanting "you screwed bret" at hbk.

[wrestinc]

@md3441 thnx

[leeeleveneleven]

czw is so shotty i've never even been to their website...also they must be in the middle of fucking nowhere to ahve that many people at the shows 

[AnimalLover1977]

:57 very funny.

[matt80452]

CZW is a fuckin joke

[Hoax72]

Vas chier Regal = Fuck you Regal ...

[julianwhitee]

I've been in the dangerzoone :D

[goth1agw1omw]

wait... vas chier Regal=gonna shit Regal/Regal's gonna shit? I figured it was a botch because he was a heel and they were saying let's go regal (as the chant goes). Gotta love Canada, it's the best Canada.

[SSbm88]

what's the music of 4:22 ?

[jumjalalabash]

Was Kaili and Kane fucking sword fighting >_>

[bLuDcLoT06]

OMIGOD !!!!!

1:00 AN MST3K REFERENCE

U ARE OFFICIALY MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER!!!

[maravich12]

Dude, when the Eddie vs Rey match started, I knew that track! It's from Um Jammer Lammy! Sweet depth of OSTs, sir.

[danbo7o7]

what was the crowd chanting at DX?

[AdamFCB10]

@danbo7o7 "You screwed Bret", directed at HBK.

[danbo7o7]

@AdamFCB10 ah, gotch ya. thanks.

[TheRedsox234]

rey mysterio has baseball batting gloves on "rawlings" lol

[mattakudesu]

hmm, apparently christmas time is once a year, i didnt know that.

[rockworm503]

I think I get it.... CZW fucks up on purpose... They can't possibly compete with the big boys so why bother trying?

[CoJaPo100]

It took me a while to realise that "Brain Damage" was a wrestler's name. I thought it was a warning label for the show.

[CoJaPo100]

It took me a while to realise "Brain Damage" was the name of a wrestler. I thought it was a warning label for the show.

[ctipple1981]

El Generico rocking a Faith No More shirt...nice!

[TheSuperplex1001]

Vas Chier Regal? Huh?

[TKLawThunder]

@TheSuperplex1001 It means: (rough translation) Regal's gonna shit.

[EvanCWaters]

For all CZW does wrong, I do like that they have a guy named Beef Wellington.

[Rayla840]

It's about time Bill O'Reilly made it to Botchamania!!!!

[cbaile]

Robot roll call! Cambot!

[funkiersnoog]

I love Canadian crowds and CZW is the drizzling shits. That is all.

[DrZaius007]

hahahahaha the best part was at 4:11

[SpiritKnob]

What kind of idiot watches CZW? Or rather, what kind of idiot pays to watch CZW?

[SpiritKnob]

What kind of idiot watches CZW? Or rather, what kind of idiot pays to watch CZW

[tridentmovies]

@SpiritKnob

Well, JohnACorp782 for one.

[evrbody]

@SpiritKnob What kind of idiot wrestles in CZW?

[evrbody]

@SpiritKnob What kind of idiot wrestles in CZW?

[djp928]

@SpiritKnob Better yet, what kind of idiot blades in a CZW death match?

[Dukkman112]

@SpiritKnob Inbred southerner hicks

[AzHarris]

@SpiritKnob : I think you mean; what kind of idiots "wrestle" in CZW... ?

[Studio4474]

I hate Rey's mask adjusting, it no sells the opponent every fucking time he fiddles with it.

[nwolwo]

i swear king just mails it in now a days not caring cuz he knows vince wont fire his ass lol

[david12251990]

hahaha undertaker said whos that?

[JohnACorp782]

@blazehigherboiii And who are you? Another lame troll, nothing more..

[TP2010]

the bill o'reilly remix is catchy as all hell.

[7dollarsand2cents]

winning s3k

[ashleehetfieldPDC]

nice mst3k spot

[krazyzark]

gracious... you'd think Rey'd never worn a mask before... anyways, what was the story with him getting a mask back.. didn't he lose that shit back in WCW. I thought putting the mask back on after losing it is supposed to be shameful.

[milkmanv1]

@krazyzark He asked the original Rey Mysterio if he could use that name in the WWE, and the OG Mysterio let him; that's why he's not Rey Mysterio, Jr. in the WWE.

[krazyzark]

@milkmanv1 ah. cool thanks for clearing that up.

[nwolwo]

@milkmanv1 but wen he first came into the wwe he was Rey Mysterio, Jr right then later he dropped the jr but idk i was a good while ago i cant remeber

[crymeniggaztyme]

4:44 - 7:44 music from Final Fantasy 9!

[kennedyfan21]

@crymeniggaztyme It's the Tantalus music if I'm not mistaken right? Great song

[TheGothicPerson77]

7:45 - 7:49

Greater words have never been spoken.

[md3441]

the guerrero vs mysterio vs mask bit probably has the best song from any botchamania ever.

parappa the rapper was awesome.

[craigbledge]

@md3441 quality game!

[Phished123]

ROBOT ROLL CALL!

CAMBOT!

GYPSY!

TOM SERVO!

CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

god i miss MST3K

[Videogamestwin]

I was there at Breaking Point !

It was so cool when we chanted: "Va chier Regal". It means " Fuck You Regal".

[milkmanv1]

@Videogamestwin I was at Mania 21, everyone at the arena was wondering why Rey kept fiddling with his mask. We thought it would be some kind of angle or something...

[DaimondInTheRough]

I think that Ziggler is or was pat's little cabana boy

[Ginformer]

What was the crowd saying at 1:47 ?

[elpo20]

@Ginformer you screwed Bret

[tyledrick1]

@Ginformer they were saying you screwed bret. damn near 15 years later canada still hasn't let it go. dumb bastards.

[DH1390]

5:36 Matt Hardy in five...hell, maybe it's two years.

[grim10333]

the big show.....he cuts guys in half.....literaly

[mmabuff101]

IVE BEEN IN THE DANJA ZOOOONE

[TheLettersLSB]

Beff Wellington works for WWE now

[umk23]

@TheLettersLSB Uhh...Biff Wellington's dead.

[TheLettersLSB]

@umk23 oh..... i must of been thinking of someone else

[xaer0knight]

who doesn't need some "EGO FANTISTICO!!!!"

[TheOrangeIsThirsty]

Shawn Michaels should buy the Montreal Canadiens hockey team.

[BELACSAMOHT]

Maffew has awesome taste in music! King for a day fool for a lifetime.

[Moredread25]

What are the fans chanting at 1:46 onward to tripple H?

[darkchiron]

@Moredread25 Sounds like "Ole, ole ole ole!"

[Moredread25]

@darkchiron I don't think that's right.  It sounds kind of like "Choo choo train".

[Daeymien]

@Moredread25 "You screwed Bret"

[Moredread25]

@Daeymien Thats kind of what I thought when I saw the "Then then night ended in a screwjob in montreal" a bit later on, but it wasn't particularly distinct, so I thought I would ask. I think you're right. Thanks.

[liamevans1987]

@Moredread25 thought it was pretty obvious given that the video explains it with the undertaker in montreal lol

[UncleJeffSOS]

JC Bailey is in the Danger Zone east of the Pacific Ocean, west of London, England, south of Mars, and north of Hell, yeah!

[xaer0knight]

@UncleJeffSOS RIP JC Bailey, died of a Blood Clot :(

[pkmkid84]

8:03 Why was that newbie going for the weapon and just started feeling on his opponent rather than bashing him? FUCK IT! WELL DO IT LIVE! >.<

[pkmkid84]

0:37 BIG SHOW WINS!

FLAWLESS VICTORY

L I T E R A L I T Y

[pkmkid84]

0:27 LOLZ @ Big Show's Spear Literality in MK 2

[UnforgivenRonin]

WWE and their screwjobs!

[Darkwyng99]

A bigger screw-up than the Obama Presidency, it's time for BOTCHAMANIA 99: TABLES, LADDERS, CHAIRS, OH $#!%

[WWEJVCC2010]

"good point next segment" LMAO

[princesstamika]

Ziggler probably blew Patterson to get his job.

And hey. his front teeth are weird.

[myhungryhippo]

0:43 looks like fat justin Cred.

[Rawrgoaway]

Where's Gypsy and Tom Servo??!?!?! CROOOOOOWWW??? Damn... all we get are terrible wrestlers.

[Damnumopnglow]

What does Vas Chier Regal even mean?

[JustJustin0415]

@Damnumopnglow "Fuck You Regal" lol (Literally)

[Damnumopnglow]

@JustJustin0415 Cheers bro, fuckin choice

[JustJustin0415]

@Damnumopnglow What the fuck are you talking about? I was translating that for you so don't be a dick.

[zloche]

@Damnumopnglow vas chier is the french equivilant of fuck you

[MrWrestlemania456]

i love the montreal crowds lol

[KingKurt]

IT'S A TABLES MATCH!!!

[jre52301]

Haha when did Macho Man say that line in the beginning?

[princesstamika]

@jre52301 During an at home interview with Mean Gene. Gene came to Macho's house to interview him and Liz. this was in the 80s in the WWF. I've seen the segment on youtube.

[Chalino696]

Awesome! Thanks!

[12Daze]

FNM.. nice...

[JeremyTGeorge]

CZW SUCKS MONSTER BALLS!!!

[Trey2148]

Mystery Science Theater 3000 reference?

Insta-Like and Insta-Favorite.

[TheKogunEnjou]

The Tantalus theme playing during a CZW segment? Maffew is a frigging genius.

[myhungryhippo]

regal is prob the most out of shape wrestler WWE universe has...

[Suckfest83]

@myhungryhippo - Regal had a fluid-retention problem caused by a heart defect which made him look pudgier than he really was. He's since had an operation for it, and if you look at Regal lately you'll notice that he's a lot thinner.

[JohnACorp782]

@myhungryhippo FAIL! Khali, Henry, Big Daddy V....there you go.

[redhurricane24]

Vas Chier Regal!

[thereffman]

could you PM me also what you need to do? I have no intention of posting anything, would just like to know what you have to do

[TableofJapan]

How did this get past copyright? WMG and WWE are DQing this on my back-up account

[siCfr3ak83]

@TableofJapan I'll pm you what you need to do to get it past copyright.

[UMOExecutive]

@siCfr3ak83

Yea I wanna know too.

[wwe5lifeveryday]

@siCfr3ak83 me 2 

[myhungryhippo]

@TableofJapan easy: "All reserved copyright to Maffew" lol

[JaKeW13]

fuck michael cole

[HaydynTheGreat]

I don't think Jericho and MVP have ever been on the same brand, but they have had tons of matches together.

[SickerThanThou]

«Vas chier Regal !» I love my hometown ! :)