@ddustyk Except it does because people tend not to promote people they can't stand the sight of. Fat people are perceived as less capable, less intelligent and less moral than normally proportioned people - it doesn't matter that this isn't true, it matters that people think it (because these people have power)
I don't have to worry about job interviews (because I'm a parasite on society!) but I can certainly apply these tie-tying skills in my pursuit of fine ladies. I mean, justice.
Easiest tie learning EVER!
BT1ZER 3 weeks ago
XYZ - Examine your zipper!
Beautiful points Batman!
wetlazer 2 months ago
They didn't hire me because of my Batman utility belt. Oh well, at least I threw a few smoke pellets in the interview room and laughed.
DamienThornes 5 months ago
Well, screw the Nolan trilogy now.
DamienThornes 5 months ago
press 8
DeNnyBOy1996 6 months ago
XYZ!! examine your zipper...LOL!
Luv2Rock333 7 months ago 2
Someone Needs Help xD
GameGuildd 7 months ago
dear batman how do you get a sidekick i really need one thanks!
-Spiderman
iq12212 7 months ago
lol, shoulder pads... what is this the 90s?
HptmSteinhauer 8 months ago
he taught me how to tie a tie
T1Unknown1T 9 months ago
PUT EM ON UR FEET
Methstories 11 months ago
awmahgawdhesgottittiees :D
DjDar1u5 1 year ago
OMG! did you guys see that car in the back ground
ozzysnumber1fan 1 year ago
you sir
seem like a wonderful human being
timothydavidpower 1 year ago 5
Being fat looks unprofessional
JonathanBloggs 1 year ago
@JonathanBloggs but if your a professional, it doesn't matter if your fat.
ddustyk 1 year ago
@ddustyk Except it does because people tend not to promote people they can't stand the sight of. Fat people are perceived as less capable, less intelligent and less moral than normally proportioned people - it doesn't matter that this isn't true, it matters that people think it (because these people have power)
JonathanBloggs 1 year ago
I love batman
Vzamm 1 year ago
lol i know its supposed to be funny...and it was...but I actually did learn how to tie a tie, thanks Batman!!
23HxCJosh 1 year ago 3
IT'S NOT PROFESSIONAL!
I guess we're fuckin done professionally
Starwind18020 1 year ago
=O now i can tie my boyfriends tie! lol thank you so much! x
MissKaBooM85 1 year ago
you really need better intro and outro songs .... it sounds like a 70's schooling video
KennyParkz 1 year ago
@KennyParkz exactly why its funny
marknnate 1 year ago
@marknnate nah i dont find that funny.. but i DO find the.. grunty batman voice fukn hilarious
KennyParkz 1 year ago
@KennyParkz Um... that's kind of the point.
Rush555555 9 months ago
hahaah shoulder pads!!
MsJeanGenie 1 year ago
@MsJeanGenie i know right, lol i'd laugh at myself if i wore shoulder pads XD
MissKaBooM85 1 year ago
amazing
DxWhoopingCrane 1 year ago
this is a hit man! great work! especially enjoyed the 80s theme/credits at the end.
exitwest 1 year ago
its gabe newall in disguise
BlackByamba 1 year ago
@BlackByamba It's funny that the guy's name actually is Gabe.
Starwind18020 1 year ago
Kinda like how he tells us to do stuff, but then does us the wrong things.
You always button a shirt from the buttom to top..
Mess1337 1 year ago
X Y Z ! Examine Your Zipper ! ! ! Haaha
beatsiz 1 year ago 2
"...and PUT EM ON YOUR FEET!"
Best part.
medicwine 1 year ago
Ахаха :)
ChaStNik 1 year ago
This is great! Love it! I laughed my ass off!
tebasak1 1 year ago
I wore a flashy purple dress shirt for my interview and I got the job, screw you, Batman!
LOL
AdamKaoru 1 year ago
LOOOKING GOOOD
ClearHeatVision 1 year ago
0:04 Dude! The Kirk Rock! WIN!!!
AgonyInEcstasy 1 year ago
sweet tie tying skills batman. your tie looks perfect
BlackDawn91 1 year ago
hey, thanks batman!
ohwowsecretcow 1 year ago
lovin the porn music! :D
TeamAwsomesauce 1 year ago
You rock, Batman!
costumebot 1 year ago
pretty funny haha
jintapatchi09 1 year ago
your my hero:D
yoshi9ily 2 years ago
thanks this help me tons for my interview!
conscript93 2 years ago
Do you date?
tannerithink 2 years ago
Batman, can you make a video that shows me how to get in touch with my senators and/or members of congress?
SideScrollersInc 2 years ago 44
wow even my dog nows how to dress for an interview
dannypalls 2 years ago
Lookin' good Batman!
TheRob2D 2 years ago
This guy is ridiculous... and hilarious, all at the same time. "You're gonna take your socks and your shoes, and PUT 'EM ON YOUR FEET" lol.
CrepackAttack517 2 years ago
lol this is awesome :D 5/5
gish1995 2 years ago
He's wearing glasses under the mask?
rgvsithlord 2 years ago 13
@rgvsithlord That's correct - Batman needs to see 20/20
sharkbabyfilm 2 years ago 36
Thanks again Batman!
trajanc 2 years ago
Batman's really let himself go.
brancoll777 2 years ago 3
Batman has great tits
WetKant 2 years ago 3
Haha, that was pretty good. But I'm pretty sure that was a bed sheet with a collar, not a shirt.
500YenDevin 2 years ago
X Y Z!
01noma 2 years ago
thnaks batman!! and i luv that sexy voice
MrsLeadingMan 2 years ago
sharkman?
cuadbvs 2 years ago
Thanks Batman!
GxAxW 2 years ago
Thanks for the tips, Batman!
And ladies don't have to worry so much about the "do every button on your shirt" part if you know what I mean ;)
oneeyedgeek 2 years ago
That's an Olive Garden tie. I used to wait tables there too!
kalynbaur 2 years ago
I don't have to worry about job interviews (because I'm a parasite on society!) but I can certainly apply these tie-tying skills in my pursuit of fine ladies. I mean, justice.
Thanks, Batman!
shanghaiwater 2 years ago
Oh, SHOULDER PADS. That must be why I've been bombing all those interviews. Thanks Batman.
PoeTrader 2 years ago
Thanks Batman! Now I FINALLY know how to tie a tie.
gamerlayne 2 years ago
Dress socks go on the feet you say? So that's what I've been doing wrong.
rondus18 2 years ago