The Preamble

[LordFhalkyn]

Bin Laden dies and goes to hell. He asks the devil if he's Allah, and if so, could he please have his 42 virgins? The devil smiles and says yes. So out come James Madison, George Washington, and the other Founding Fathers, who proceed to beat the snot out of Bin Laden. When he asks what's going on, the devil replies "Sorry, I meant to say 42 VIRGINIANS."

USA all the way!!!

[coalminer24605]

LOL I HOPE WHEN THAT MARINE SNIPER`S BULLET HITS HIM BETWEEN THE EYES HE FOR A SPLIT SECOND REMEMBERS AMERICA`S WARRIOR KILLED HIM!!!

[gchannelg]

The preamble states what our government strives to do.

1) To form a more perfect union ( which you forgot to say)

2) Establish Justice

3) Insure Domestic Tranquility

4) Provide for the common defense

5) Promote The General Welfare

6) Secure The Blessings Of Liberty To Ourselves And Our Posterity So please don't say Americans are not educated because I know the preamble by heart, and you, well, lets just say you forgot a couple IMPORTANT things.

[MaryStewart]

he looks like a terrorist! lol

[bauler]

Our founding fathers didn't hide themselves like cowards.

[mastior]

We the PEOPLE OF AMERICA do not AGREE or CONDON ROTHSCHILD'S ILLUMINATI Trilaterals ETC DO. KILL rothschild he's the cause of all this turmoil, HE owns Palestine OUR POLITICIANS are High Treasonists Traitors ANTI AMERICAN

Every WAR USA has had was account of ROTHSCHILD KILL ROTHSCHILD

ILLUMINATI

[ChildePC]

he's missing a line.

[booley]

So all he did was say the preamble of our constitution in arabic and then say we should educate ourselves as to our rights.

Oh but he talked and looked arabic. Yeah that's a good reason to vote this down and leave negative comments.

Makes one wonder if that same guy said to be nice to puppies and orphans, how many on youtube respond.

[thedealer456]

Derka derka muhammed jihad. I lyka derka derka. LOLZ carpet flying fucktard.

[party1776]

@thedealer456 blah blah blah.. "carpet flying fucktard".

That's funnier than a testicle welded to this guy's chin for not knowing English.

I have always loved the idea. Of a flying carpet.

Anyone know where to purchase one?

Hey if you sweep it will it still be able to fly or is it the dust mites wings' flapping? I want to see his shoes all curled up and pointy at the tips.

Show his hookah next time. Is this a man? Show his adam's apple. He makes no point.

A wiffle bat to the head. TOONT

[Missbeansontoast]

What a horrible translation. It was totally mangled just to make his own dumb sandmonkey point. I wouldn't be surprised if he was totally illiterate. And the head covering is so cowardly.

[RoseBing]

.........and your point is?

[erikkkbauer]

TO OURSELVES AND OUR PROSPERITY. fuck him, he doesnt even know the full shit either. dumb ass sand nigger. take off the towel.

[GroovyCatProductions]

exactly

[upsluvpkg]

He was getting at fight us.

[ozarkjuggalo]

What the fuck was that dude getting at?

[faanunu]

Maybe he is a right wing extremists... just like the founding fathers....

[SpiralUp1]

Maybe he is a Muslim that came to the USA to get away from the tyrant ones back in his homeland. And he wants Americans to continue to fight for their Liberty, Freedom, Peace. He's into our ways too.. Maybe he is saying that.

[broadcastmyself247]

isn't this like illegal to dress up like a terrorist?

[SpiralUp1]

No... it's only illegal to refer to a terrorist as a terrorist

[KenMacMillan]

It better not be.

[KenMacMillan]

lol, I hope not. How else are we goingto see them? They should be required to dress like this.

[bishonenboy]

Does your woman know the Preamble as badly as you do? I'm not surprised.

[BCMatsuyama]

You can't have peace without war. Politicians and diplomats start the wars, soldiers are merely the tools impletemented by said diplomats of "peace" to clean up what they had started in a legistlature

[coach777777]

Hysterical video. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[CannedKoolaid]

hes right! we need to set fire to the ice caps before the sun does

[bobthebilder4]

i am completely lost. what does a terrorist who keeps trying to submit videos to America's Funniest Home Videos have to do with the preamble.

[translationwiz]

whats w/the fake arabic script ?

[sniperbait04]

i think he is trying to suggest that most middle easterners know our history better than our american college kids..... and unfortunately he is right....

[translationwiz]

ah I see.......thanks.

[WiiPaint]

A shame, this guy needs to get educated. It's not "We the people of America", it is "We the people", dumb Middle-Eastern.

[sfcgds]

it's actually "We the People, of the United States of America,.."

[552la]

it isnt such a big deal...dude...chill...

[rugbynimbus]

Ugh, rap music really has gotten lazy.

And this guy's pulse is really erratic. Just look at it. He needs to calm down.

[boxxxah]

I simply do not understand this Video - as a response to the United States Constitution -am I to try to be What? serious

I am a Miss - truly at the No FACE and lack of Identity - speaking for the United States of America - as our enlisted Kids Die in the Middle East. Hmmm sorry I have no compassion - if YOU were to Show your FACE and Speak out Right straight up - I would think much different. Cowards Hide clear and present

[SpiralUp1]

See, without saying what I think one way or the other. I never think of ppl who hide their faces as cowards. I kind of think it's smart. There is so much political correctness going on and hey, the message is more improtant than the face.

[WATCHER71B]

This is an insult to vehemently freedom loving liberals like myself, 4 generations out of slavery and this asshole is never going to put either me or my children back into slavery! so he can stroll on and detonate his vest alone.

I WILL RESIST YOU.

IMPEACH BUSH.

HANG THE JIHADI.

[sniperbait04]

freedom loving liberal?

thats a term you don't hear often....

come to my Conservative value side.

or rally your own party to get their balls back and denounce this usurper.

[THiggs09]

I just find what you have said hilarious. "Freedom loving liberal" wow that's a new one.

IMPEACH OBAMA!

[WATCHER71B]

What a very limited perspective you must have then. Yea lets impeach Obama for crimes committed under Bush....LOOK THIGGS...!!! Lohan is taking her clother off!!! LOOK!

[THiggs09]

Lohan is ugly as fuck. I really just hate bho and want him out of office. Impeach or whatever. Maybe he'll mess up and then we can impeach him. Obama has yet to commit his but he most likely will; that is if he ever does anything but help the sale of guns and ammo. He needs to get off his ass and fix stuff instead of putting us further into this debt we are in. Bush's Patriot act is not the worst crime done in office. Look at clinton. I am not limited in my perspective sir.

[WATCHER71B]

Then you should recognise that on the issue of Islam there is no Conservative or Liberal. Only those who resist Islam and those who don't. Playing out irrelevant hostilities along political lines only serves as a divisive element weakening those who resist and only serves the Jihad. On this issue,I don't care whether someone is Conservative or Liberal. Only whether or not they will stand with me to resist Islamofacism.

Don't be hasty to Judge....

Liberty or Death!

[THiggs09]

Agree, just like how their are those who support Israel or are against them.

Liberty or Death!

[SpiralUp1]

It's my view that more Liberals pave the way for Islam in the United States and that's really suks!

[KenMacMillan]

Obama has commited enough crimes on his own to be impeached & yes, Bush was impeachable too.

[WATCHER71B]

Was he taking the piss!???

Or have IQ's just dropped around here?

Any guesses as to his idea of Justice Peace Liberty...

I wouldn't want to be female, homosexual, disabled, Jewish or Christian or Buddhist or even black. (African Slavery continues to this day in Islamic countries, especially Saudi) infact anything other than a submissive Muslim, A free thinker, or even a critic of the state under his interpretation of those rights.

BUSH IS AN ASSHOLE! THESE GUYS ARE EVEN WORST! GET A GRIP!!

[SpiralUp1]

The corruption in the USA is happening so fast no time to think abotu Bush... Did you knwo that Obama had the DOJ tell the secretary of state or GA Georgia in the USA that they will now allow all persons to vote and not to use verifying procedures. Yes, All non citizens are allowed to vote. actually maybe we can even vote for our dead relatives since no ones asking for ID...

[memorex3248]

Guys got a point.

lol even if he messed it up a lil.

[LauraLAUGHS9878]

this was inspiring.

we're memorizing this in class

and to the person below me,

going to war for peace, is like screwing for virginity.

[MrsNunya]

He didn't say go to war. He said prepare for war. That's very different. It's more like a chastity  belt, if your example is preserving virginity.

[waiting4u2evolve]

actually, he said prepaire for war..

[THiggs09]

You can't have peace without war. There are no utopias in the real world.

[memorex3248]

We may have gone astray from those words. But we are still the govenment that we where 300 years ago. We wish peace, justice and prosperity.

But we cant acheive it alone. We need everybodys help.

And unfortunently, the old saying remains true. "If you want peace... Prepair for war."

[memorex3248]

Hoorah

[adg135]

give it 60 more years then it'll be 300 hundred years in the making