Instant Douchebag

[97ALEx12x]

Must be wearing affliction or Ed hardy

[epiclootyay]

just to point out collared shirts are very stylish and mature article of clothing, douchebags popping the collar and bearing chests just give collared shirt a bad name. I wear collared shirts a lot. wearing reg. crew neck shirts just don't cut it when ur taking a girl out somewhere nice. plus exposed undershirts look rly bad...

[loknloll]

nice one.

[yowzephyr]

Seems to me as a guy that doing skanks could actually be quite a thrilling past time, IF I could just lose the attitude. I mean the attitude of having common respect for fellow human beings. Damned conscience.

[goodreverend]

really, really unfunny. Making fun of douchebags has gotten to such an oversaturation point that now the people making fun are, themselves, douchebags.

[baadshepherd]

@goodreverend This is the deepest thought ever uttered on YouTube.

[Enayze]

That book was a yearbook

[LStrikeVideos]

You forgot Abercrombie and Fitch undies. I know that because I am a douche without these HIGH BUDGET (Sarcasm) how to's. haha XD

[appleman1324]

do forget some flatbrim hats worn somewhat sideways and fake excessive swag, that would also help in the art of douchebaggery

[Iceman0427]

@appleman1324 The hats and visors worn at 2:00 like an asshole were included in the original script but we decided to forgo them because they put less of an emphasis on the headbands, which we felt drove home the douchebag message much better.

[appleman1324]

@Iceman0427 hahah, i know what would be better a flatbrim hat pointed STRAIGHT up and a bro tank with chains and hand motions

but you should of stayed with the original idea lol, but still funny

[darkyodd]

so about 80% of UGA males are douchebags?

[LikaLaruku]

Does it come with spray tan & steroids included?

Shak dat colla, turn it round, grab that douche, punch go down.

[robertw6556]

Forgot the spray on tan.

[blackhawkwyy]

so most college male students are douchebags

[ICharb97]

copyright to nigahiga bitch

[carlawon]

lmao!!!!

[RudyIsDope559]

2:03

[CoreTheory]

very funny man! really liked the " ive never been this awesome in my life!"

[squee222]

2:04 hahahaha



[CyanoticFuture]

Douchbaggery is a disease.Death is the cure.

[1MPALASS]

the instant douchebaaaaaag should be followed by mmmkaay ?

[mistikalnawe]

GIANT GIRL SUNGLASSES! lolz

[alomarez24]

wicked.

[Rockguitarhero462]

Douchebags can often be found in the clubs, hitting on your girlfriend. This can be easily resolved by telling him to fuk off and punching him in the nose if a fight should occur as a result.

[mistikalnawe]

@Rockguitarhero462 LMAOO!!

[SupercheoS]

its a headband?... i thought douchebags used strap-ons?

[poolpoolpool8]

He looks like Edward =X

[JohnnyKnyc]

hahahahahahha at 2 minutes in the backround is Point Pleasant Nj

[doucheacademy]

these guys should be on DoucheAcademy com

[cm6501]

2:33 Shippensburg!!!!!!!!!!! I miss you!!!

[legendInDaGame]

Why does wearing a headband make you a douchebag?

[Iceman0427]

@legendInDaGame - A number of douchebags such as the heirs to the Massengill fortune on the Jersey Shore wear headbands. Some other douchebags prefer wearing visors or other brimmed caps with the brims tilted at 2:00 like an asshole would wear. Of course, with a headband it is much easier to show off one's excessively gelled hair. There are some cool people out there who wear headbands (Mark Knopfler comes to mind).

[cortes1988]

Only douche bags would pop their color. 

[Lindsayisboredsilly]

@cortes1988 douchebags can spell collar....

[cortes1988]

@Lindsayisboredsilly so can I. 

[mrKANYEwes]

u forgot the ufc shirts

[UnavalibleUsername94]

@mrKANYEwes But the UFC shirts DO look pretty awesome



[MrUnknownPaper]

@mrKANYEwes I like UFC...

[eanerbeaner]

@mrKANYEwes Gotta have AFFLICTION T-SHIRTS. Can't forget those! lol

[xNewAgeWarriorx]

Hummer, Orange tan,Expensive exotic booze.

[1988delighla]

i love jasminnies comment :) i drive a white GMC truck ill run them over ;)

[MrPineapplehouse]

How bout driving a hummer ( with the turn signals removed)

[mipof]

in melbourne australia, were called wogs, we'll rock jersey shore any day haha, come to gnotuk beach, jersey wog grls, melb lol

[hugenoodles]

LOL yo gimme the shit!

[mrsmelzbad]

Do you live EAST of the Miss. river?..... you are a D-Bag!

[lilz16]

hahahahah 2:08

[dunayea]

and your forgot they like to drive red trucks

[dawgfan200]

How do I order?

[cvo85]

Too funny. Just too good.

[RLore18]

"...and an undeserved sense of accomplishment." This cracks me up! XD

[gcu3]

Lol that book is a yearbook.

Idk why i noticed that. But overall pretty good video.

[slipknotfanalex21]

y do all the hardcore douchebags get the smokin hot chicks

[jay697]

cuz hot chicks are genetically retarded

its in science books i read it

[SoullessPerfection]

You forgot the aids part.

[buryfall2010]

And smokin' hot chicks are more likely to have STD's. The douchebags can have 'em!

[RLore18]

@slipknotfanalex21 Because there is a mega-aura of fake accomplishment that surrounds the douchebag. So this screams "winner" to the not-so-bright observer. And this aura of fake accomplishment attracts the gold digger in all perfect barbie-doll girls. XD

Oooops... no gold! Only Axe body spray... XD

[XAneimaX]

the phone number is broken :(

[Beatpoet7371]

LOL! Oh, God ... the clubs were crawling with these types when I was in my 20's, but I don't think we had a term for them at that time ... we just called them sleazy! Back then the term douchebag didn't yet apply to guys -- it was a actually term applied to skanky, C-U-Next-Tuesday type of women.

[Gatman207]

"yo gimme the shit" haha

[kellymcCy]

hahaha i know that was hilarious

[SexyAICfan87]

Asshole of Society!! hahaha!

[Donteatmarbles]

Board walk ftw

[inaybele]

I love how the book on 'DOUCHEBAG LINGO' is a Yearbook.

[WilliamBatley]

It should also come with a chemical castration kit so he can't reproduce and spread his genes.

[tellsitasitis]

They're always the first guys I see getting the snot kicked out of them after the bar closes.

[smackitupNflipit]

As usual, it's the "jerks" and not the guys in frumpy jeans and tees who are getting the hot girls.

Which would make everyone making fun of them a bunch of jealous haters. Have fun!

[jasminnie]

they're not getting "hot girls".

they're getting skanks. actual men wouldn't want skanks. they'd want women.

[Luckilius]

Guys in sloppy t-shirts with sports/college logos on them and frumpy jeans don't get "women," they get mediocre female frumps just like themselves.

I love the "I don't want to be popular anyway" rationale, it must've worked for you so well in high school that you clung to it for all these years.

[jasminnie]

I'M A FEMALE, not a guy, so I don't even know why you're saying this to me. And, fyi, I always have males AND females hitting on me....I have since I was in school and guess what......I'M NOT A SKANK.

[ROBOFRANCE2029]

i believe he was saying it to you because you clicked a link... and at what point did anyone ever say you were a skank? they said "skanks" in the video lol. why so angry?

[jasminnie]

i only made a point of saying i'm not a skank to prove a point. i know nobody called me one.

[Luckilius]

Yeah, I would absolutely love to know just what kind of "males AND females" hit on you.. probably frumpy slobs just like yourself who wear baggy jeans and sweatshirts every day. Hell, I bet you don't even know how to apply makeup.

[jasminnie]

first off, i didn't say i'm a frumpy slob. there IS a range of clothing one can wear. lol *no brains on this one....figures*

it wouldn't matter if i knew how to apply makeup seeing as i don't wear any (those girls wake up without their face!) AND GET HIT ON. by who? disgusting douchebags, other males, lesbians, girls who are normally straight....teens to the elderly. i'm dead serious. i get cat-called, honked at.....i find it annoying.

[kellymcCy]

SOMEONE'S full of themselves...

[Kiarip]

how is that different from what guys described in the video get ? :S

[Lott40]

@jasminnie kapow, exactly haha

[clanpsi]

@jasminnie I don't want women, I want young girls.

[beckslemon10090]

@jasminnie haha bullshit , every guy wanna bang some skanks

[baadshepherd]

@jasminnie So says you. I have to assume you are a woman, as I am a man, and my penis makes no differentiation between skanks and supermodels. As with women, men sleep with whatever comes on to them, only our standards aren't based upon whether she seems like she would be a good mother or not, they are more based on how easy it will be to have sex with this particular woman, thereby explaining why skanks are skanks, easy chicks have sex more often because they are easy and guys recognize it.

[Beecels]

so its painfully obvious you're a tremendous douche tool like this video suggests. Just go jump off of a building you arent contributing to society in any way

[jakers22]

HIPSTER!!!

[stevexesw]

douchebag!!!

[McBenJamB34]

lol 0:20

[AssortedTalents]

lol the book was totally a yearbook, good video though :D

[mrstudebaker]

I like the red cup.

[drewtv]

"Don't forget the ruufeees!"

[1johnny45]

Lame!..Matt Hall and the Iceman (homos) are real douchebags!!!LOL!!!

[drdeb0827]

LOL THE HOSPITAL!!!

[funkrider]

The douche book of linguistics looks like a yearbook to me. lol

[jeremyklees]

yah i was gunna say that too.. :)

[rhinoman6969]

lol "the liiiiiiibrarrrrryyyyyyy"

[narutouzu77]

1:15 XD

[DBR00]

Not a douchebag but an assclown! :0

[koxakx]

just one question,does this kit come with the entire growing up gotti series?cause this is the douchebag bible for the inexperienced douchebag

[GHOSTntheMACHINE]

Jersey great? haha. Anything New in New Jersey or is it still the same old shit?

[twislermeli05]

only the jersey Guidos suck not the regular people so stop dising on NJ its actually really great

[tacomuybueno]

FUCK JERSEY!

[Iesha06]

fuck you jersey rocks

[tinjikohaha]

fuck u all u suck

[Interrogater]

lol

[jzbsouthwest]

this video sucks and the people who made it are douchebags

[chopperswordsman]

Guido = a subhuman class of Italian degenerates that in no way represents Italian people as a whole. The primates are easily recognizable by a shitty spiky hair look from 1999, too much Axe, white pants, roided up physique, and so much bronzer on their face they make Wesley Snipes look like Casper the ghost.

[logan2233]

well said.: )

[Ajax9774]

this shit is so funny yet so true its sad. I blame all the skanky ass Jersey girl sluts who attract these douchebag guidos down to our shore every summer. Buy the way not all std's are curable so stay in those gay sleezside clubs with all those guidos and out of our local pubs. Guidos deserve std's over hard working locals who care about the area we live in.

[mikey39977]

these r guidos, not douche bags, although, theres not really such a large difference

[Kyousuke687]

lol great video

[gimmemoremusic]

the last d-bag is effin cute!

[TheAjentJ]

PSA: be a dude NOT a douche

[erato99]

Awesome

[starwriter]

fck'n hysterical!!

[crowontree]

does not guarantee skanks lol

[rider0217]

you know what i dont know

[Iceman0427]

Oh my goodness, we have over 7000 views! That means everyone involved with this undertaking earned over one thousand theoretical dollars!! This is mad fresh!

[Jaywigg3]

"yo....give me the shit" i thought it was pretty funny

[rocknlikedockin]

Who's that good looking "skank" at 1:27 in the yellow? I'd totally put a five in that 80's sports bra of hers...

HAHAHA oh god I look completely ridiculous and I love it

[berylman]

The voice of the guy at 2:06 was hilarious.

"Yo, instant douchebag is the shiiiit!"

[duaneinsane]

you guys are fkin geniuses... this is awsome

[nameisbauer78]

You forgot the Orange Tanner!

[redendobmx]

WORD.

[texasBMXer]

Hahaha awesome!

[blane777]

oc boardwalk??

[chrisbird186]

haha, stop crying you retard. just by the way you type, i can see you are a real popped collar, useless to society, jock wannabe. P.S. NJ is the biggest shithole in the US

[njustin973]

P.S. your a fag

[duaneinsane]

nj sucks big floppy donky dick

[iorilamia]

LOL

[rocknlikedockin]

props to mac and the iceman

[rocknlikedockin]

This video is AWESOME! I'm gonna get this product for all my guy friends' birthdays!

[30seven]

Dan Loeper is chiseled out of stone.

[kayasavas87]

lol, dizzlecorp. HIlarious.