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From: CruelestChris
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  • "I can't watch my ass , my eyes are in the front you fool!" o_O

  • did you write the descriptions for this game on IMFBD?

  • @GermanShepherdsRule9

    Yes. You'll note all the caps are from this video, too.

  • @CruelestChris cheers, loving the bit of humour that does be on IMFBD these days. keep it up lad

  • wow. that's kinda sad, the rocket launcher has the exact same caution sign that halo has on its rocket launcher

  • @Reaper81604

    Well, that's because Halo copied it from the real AT4. Though the one here is in completely the wrong place. Google AT4, the second image (FAS dot org) will show you where it should be.

  • Terrible graphics

  • Lol, do developers these days give up at trying at all when it comes to end of games? Take Killzone 3 and Shadows of the Empire. In the both games, the last level has you flying a space ship and destroying a massive Space Station. But in KZ3 its just a stupid gay railshooter where someone else flies the ship and you shoot stuff on the screen. SotE actully allows you to fly the ship. I was so dissapointed that the last level of KZ3 was not like that :\

  • 33:33

    Lolling at Bip bip bippe!!

    LA has soume of the worste smogge on earth and they're wondering what that interference is couming from?

  • The entire game is shorter than the movie. You'd think that with the upgrades in technology it would lead to better games but sadly it doesn't. The original Pokemon games for Game Boy took days to beat.

  • That's the whole game? Jesus that's lame...

  • I've fallen inlove with you! XD

  • today i learned not to eat or drink while eviltim is talking. ever.

  • *unclearly-rendered van*

    "And then the rest of that vehicle will arrive"

    *clearly-rendered van*

  • the film is rubbish don't watch it

  • Wait, so is Dark Sector good?

    I just started the game recently. Seems alright, even if helicopters have to show up in every game's first levels by law or something.

    "Oh look, the Rocket Launcher of Convenience once again! Duh, I wonder what I should do?"

  • 21:12 is why being 10 feet tall isn't good for a gun fight

  • this was a silly game! thumbs up!

  • Shitty game , Great LP / review.

  • Wait... holy shit, are they using fucking COMIC SANS for the subtitles?!

  • I wondered why this didn't have a "part 1" in the title, because I couldn't fathom a big movie game would only be 50 minutes long. this game really has no excuse XD

  • Does anyone else notice how unnaturally large the M4 carbines the NPCs are carrying around are? Either everyone is about 5 feet tall, or the M4's are a full 25% larger than they should be

  • Ya know, it really says something when the authors comments are the top rated. :3

  • lol this was one of the worst FPS games I've ever seen!

  • Interesting aesthetic choice, making the cutscenes a bad webcomic using Comic Sans and the LOLcats font...

  • Aside from the Flash cutscenes, is it wrong to say this game seems to have more effort put into it then either Homefront or Turning Point? The graphics seem much more realistic, and the walk cycles of the soldiers don't fuck up.

  • @RamekGreen

    I think this must be the engine of some other game being used to hammer out this during a weekend; I'd actually rank it lower than both, Homefront doesn't have this one's shoddy hit detection and Turning Point is much better at being creatively awful. I'd give this a couple of points over Homefront, mind; it doesn't have a basic pistol, the fire effects are better, and the subtitles are just about readable in standard def unlike Homefront's loading screens.

  • @CruelestChris Fair enough. I remember getting Homefront for my birthday and playing it - I stopped on level one. The laggy sound and horrible mess the graphics were made me weep for the 40 bucks I threw on it. And agreed - it does seem to have just been hashed together on a weekend - probably the design team were hungover from frat boy alcohol binges and decided to make a game.

  • why do u insist on playing bad games? ;)

  • best cut scenes in a video game ever! EVER!!!!

  • In the movie you had to do heart shot in order to kill aliens with one hit kill., lol.

  • Hate to be A twit, but plase update the Perfect Dark LP, i still cant figure out how to kill the Skedar leader.

  • @inurokuwarz shoot the statue behind him after you drain his sheilding

  • Are those seriously the actual cutscenes? There's no that that could be legit.

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  • Are you ever gonna do that Dark Sector LP that you were vaguely planning all those years ago? Watching you rip bad games to shreds is plenty fun, but you're also allowed to play games you enjoy, you know.

  • @kevincow25

    Yes, but I'll probably re-record the videos since unlike Turning Point (or Haze) Dark Sector deserves better than 4:3 Gamebridge video.

  • whoa, r3 to crouch? i'm used to it being left stick

  • Pet peeve: supposedly trained NPCs (you know, crazy kill-kill-kill United States Marines) doing stupid crap like running in front of a guy with a shouldered, raised, and sighted weapon because their AI is so... crap.

    Crapcrapcrap.

  • Katamari cutscene animation? Seriously?

  • no joke this game really was pure crap . you know what would make a good game to do commentary on Wolfienstien for the ps3 the commentary would be funny

  • This is still better than Duke Nukem Forever

  • Yay, I was right.

    Damn, I can't believe Saber Interactive expected people to pay $10 for this. Good to see the Halo remake is in good hands v_v

  • How 'bout that Goldeneye?

  • @PSIMagnetAlpha

    Recording those next week.

  • @CruelestChris Yay!

  • cod ruined the fps - i want my sodding health bar back!

  • @clearspira

    Actually, CoD 1 and UO had a health bar. You want to blame CoD 2, which stole the regenerating health idea from Halo's shield.

  • why so many lps?

  • @eriko23

    Evil Tim is cool like that or cruel, depending on if you see his username

  • I'm pretty sure the lack of a bright muzzle flash is actually realistic. I don't think you see muzzle flashes during the day. it's just the lack of noise and recoil that makes it seem really unnatural

  • @fallenangei

    Firing in long fullauto bursts you'd see flashes, and even later on when it's dark you don't see anything. Plus there's a light source flashing at the muzzle which makes me think they either didn't bother to make a muzzle flash effect or did and it just doesn't work.

  • What a horrible game...

  • You should do a LP of Hard Corps Uprising.

    Hell, I'll even help you in online co-op.

  • I'm surprised you don't see it. Obviously the aliens are stealing the muzzle flash and replacing all our grenades with grenades that don't need to have the pin pulled out.

  • I didn't even know they made this movie into a game. Your videos are always enjoyable though.

  • Tim is Jesus.

  • Oh my gosh, this is long.

  • @sasuke2910

    I'm just going to say "that's what *she* said" before someone else does.

  • @CruelestChris damn it....you NINJA-ED my comment XD

  • YAY TIM!!!!!!

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