Bob Saget In the Aristocrats

[armenianesh818]

1:57 "What the fuck am I doing?" And then he continues, LMAO!

[grrrrrrlful]

The tampon thing was really funny and I am a girl.

[finchfive]

and then you've got the strawberry shortcake. when you cum on her face and then BOOM punch her in the nose. so now there's white and red

[KeithM21]

I was expecting a joke somewhere in there.

[Jasonlittlex]

Yeah, not really funny. Not really funny at all.

[GarageSaleReviews]

If you like this see my version of the joke, my channel is GarageSaleReviews

[sexygrandpamidget]

man dont even laugh at this joke thats how my uncle died...

[THEmattyj162]

bob saget is the FUCKING MAN.

[dontwakeme288]

Jizz straight is good, but if it has that little taste of shit

[aceshighsays]

do NOT fuck your family...

... so they're all fucking each other

[LeonRFpoa]

hah! Fuckin bob saget, you would never know how fucked up his sense of humor is.

[ellimem]

Cockeyed lol.

[LoveHateLoveHate100]

Fred is better.

[bananito3]

nope actually

Jewish aristocrats will be more appropiate.

[ReverendSyn]

???

The way they describe the scenario, an act consisting of such grossness and depravity would in all actuality be the FURTHEST thing from being considered "aristocratic."

Aristocratic would be more actuarately used to describe refinement and sophistication, not moral reprehensibility. Using it here makes no sense.

[revalashun]

@ReverendSyn Using aristocratic to describe it is the whole point. It is a joke.

[pahafico2]

@ReverendSyn u dont understand it, beat it bro.

[nat2nathan2005]

The Mother had a big boil on her back.... That popped.....

[MrBDC2009]

unFUCKINGbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[COMIXx]

"some people think I have a reputation for being a dirty comedian, and I don't really wanna expose that anywhere because I think I'm really a family kind of oriented guy, which brings me to this joke"

that is the best intro any aristocrat joke XDD

[DaftBrian]

I started to laugh my ass off then I felt sick. AMAZING.

[Pinhead554]

I should come up with my own Aristocrats joke!

[tremer88]

gilbert godfreys version is my fav

[liquidfreak]

andy dick sucks

[backwoodsninja]

Haha. It looks like Saget reaches that terrible point where he's hearing the horrifying things that he's saying but he's unable to stop!

[Momentum139]

Oh god...No More Heroes...

"Strawberry on the Shortcake"

[pancho8721]

"9"

[courtesyclerk]

doug stanhopes version is way funnier

[arakitai]

Horrible, but funny as all hell.

[midknightbluez]

I never knew Bob Saget was funny until just now.

[bur4617]

@midknightbluez -really?!?! i guess you've never heard his stand up

[ZombieGamer5k]

@midknightbluez full house made him seem UNFUNNY!

[rise54321]

I think George Carlin did the best Aristocrat joke.

[smellydan]

not funny.

[DoDogaTz]

This joke isn't for girls anyways.

[thetevinator]

"It's like a hemorraging shit ass."

- Bob Saget

[Kylefan12341]

Lol can't see this being him cause im so used to Danny from Full House but this was funny lol

[PraxisScream]

Besides the card trick guy Saget was the best at this joke. :)

[bungbung13131]

no. gilbert gottfried and sarah silverman are the best tellers of the Aristocrats joke

[tvd23]

The Rusty Trombone! Hilarious!

[NEDM404]

he told the joke wrong

[MrPwnag3]

holy shit What the FUCK??? LOL!!!

[juicebowl]

rofl this is too hardcorre

[frylocck]

3:13

[filin34]

hemorrhaging shitass lol

[tiki2188]

Its like a shitting spin art

[matsou10]

and he gets cockeyed! hahahha

[Rybot9000]

caught on the back of his retina? How does that work?

[TheLonersManual]

Its tricky, but it is god damn amazing when it happens.

[grubeci]

pretty heinous. good for you. there is a time and a place for dirty birdy

[FalconsVick72]

where is the punchline?

[whoamancool]

the point of the joke is to be as dirty and disgusting as possible

[Darknizzle]

wow get a life guys

[YoureUnlikeAnyOther]

Bob Saget, is garbage haha.

[EuchridEucrow1]

1:35 is genious!

[wallmartkiller]

Please post this video as a response to my video "Explanation Of Space Docking"!! Its needed there fella.

[BlueGamakichi]

3rdknukl your typing gives me gas, ur like a mediocre humorless shit mouth red neck cracker clown youd find on xbox live i reall have to..... share and live in the same land my spaniard grandparents discovered with a nigger, like, you, what a shame. in there blood to suck dick? that offends like fawk, lolz you my friend deserve a colombian neck tie. ..your throat slit and tongue pulled out from it.( :p)

[3rdknukl]

Took you this long to generate such a lame reply ? The gas is from all the beans you eat dullard.(go ahead and look it up) Your idle threats are just that. You wouldn't have the guts to follow through with anything. Let me guess, you are about 19. Didn't finish high school. Seems you are the most racist one here. You will have to find another cock to suck boy. Remember the Alamo spic. Again look it up.

[BlueGamakichi]

lol in fact i finished high school, and i study to become a videogame designer, mr.faggotry., what do you do? beat your fat wife? and pee on her? while your daughter sucks your dick cracker? lmao you give people like me graces to god that im only half white. haha your full of shit. beans? i get gas from the beans? naw man lil bitches like you with mediocre clowns with no standards that make the beans in my guts boil man. lmao yoour trying to lower me? im a spaniard? lmao! haha

[3rdknukl]

Look at all of your racist comments.... you learn that playing x box? You sure think a lot about incest don't you. You sound like a mexican. Most spaniards get offended when they are called mexicans. Congrats on finally finishing high school. GED? LOL

[BlueGamakichi]

lmao, you sure put alot of emphasis on calling me beaner and thinking calling me mexican banters me or some junk lmao. yeah. ged rofl i get to do 10 geds before i die out you half dead disgusting redneck clown lmao. rofl just like you losers dont like bieng called jews, and uhm. no i dont think bout incest at all my mind is steady still you ass clown im stereotypicalized as being a beaner sister fucker just stick to the bean bag you cornball covered with cheese. lmao

[3rdknukl]

Tell me Blue Gam why would you need 10 GED's (better look that one up boy)? Please clean your filthy mouth out with soap.

[BlueGamakichi]

have i made my game? haha wtf i said IM IN COLLEGE MORON. EVEN IIF I DIED ITS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN, just go breastfeed or whatever you washed up redneck old hags do for your spare time you filth. ugh.. you disgusting me im ashamed of my spaniard grandparents for not wiping you fag bags out.. tooo bad.

[3rdknukl]

You are really in form now, keep attempting a train of thought. Someday you might actually get one out. Your homosexual inferences, like ass clown. Really? Seems you are coming out of the closet at least. Blue Gam! LOL

[BlueGamakichi]

rofl your over 30 almost 40 and your here on youtube arguing with a 24 yr old so really, lol i know its quite a struggle living and walking with all that incestrual gene in your veins lmao, having to wear a helmet on the back of the cheese bus when you were a kid. its sad. you know buts its okay im your friend and shit. but uhm. no dont try to justify your faggotry with "the shove a tube up your ass" cause you just exposed yourself but uhm.. yeah. ok ill leave your mediocre mouth now so mn.yea.

[3rdknukl]

Blue Gam you should be ashamed! I've made my point. Now live with it.

[BlueGamakichi]

blue gam? lmao cmon you hippie dont tell me the age is getting at you i got all day mr.bob fagot!

[3rdknukl]

You DID say you were in college?  With that spelling its hard to believe. Notice the female urination statement. Quite revealing....

Girl

[BlueGamakichi]

quite revealing? naw you know it does reveal youre a ferocious homosexuaityl that cant stop thinking bout dudes asses so yeah quite revealing naw man like i said you can tell by my default im a boy, but its useless, cause you cant stop meat eyeing my pic and i dont wanna know what else ya doing alright grandma ill leave it at that, go continue selling hotdogs and try not to make some big hairy dude shove your stupid face in the hotdog water for being a douche. laterzz

[BlueGamakichi]

lmao tell me fagbag, what do you do for a living? sell hotdogs? rofl, and maintaiin 18 redneck mutant imbred halfwit babies? in one of those small rooms haha.

[3rdknukl]

Well girl its been fun.... better get back to your x box now.

I'll bet you DO have all night. Poor thing!

Don't worry someday you will find a significant other. He'll love you for YOU.

Until then.... keep your hope chest ready.

Let me quote you: "my dude i pactically urinated from my butt when i saw this man, wierd stuff makes me do wierd body disfunctions it was fun, lawl"

[BlueGamakichi]

yeah look as they say, around.. if they dont have a dick in there mouth or in there ass, they have to talk bout it. dude that statement was oober innocent til you started to jack off to it, and type down your bi curious fantasies bout it. i know as a gay senior citizen you cant deny your faggotry and hav eimpure thoughts bout sane shit its alright lol but uhm.. just chillax with the further typings of the vicious gayness going on in your mind

[BlueGamakichi]

haha my grandparents discovered america for today you can sit on your incest bred mediocre fatass talking smack over the internet you old fag bag. go play with your sisters tiitties make more babies and die peeing on yourself you imbreed mutant redneck dickless fagot.

[3rdknukl]

Feel better ? You've just exposed your ignorance. Look at what you attempted to write. Keep boiling bean bag, maybe we can use the methane. I know, just stick a tube up your worthless ass and make some money. And what video game have you created? As for lowering ... you did that yourself. Cool down boy.

[ILandoStudios]

I lolled

[junkyjuice21]

I wonder if he told the aristocrats joke to the people in the audience that night

[martawisnie]

this was freaking hilarious lol :)

[Frap357]

It is too bad he cant even tell the joke, without going off-topic, getting interrupted, and interrupting and talking about shit.

Just tell the joke.

[3rdknukl]

origionally from asia , middle east to europe. they are good at blending in. Except for the hook nose. I"ll say one thing, the females give fine head. Its in their blood. I think the rabbis have something to do with that. The boys start out getting sucked off by the rabbi. Silverman twice as hot as what .. Saget? What ever floats your boat dog.

[3rdknukl]

He's just another filthy jew nothing new.

[oldirtydoggie]

i think you mean funny white guy

[3rdknukl]

Jews aren't white. Or as funny as they think they are. Conan sure straightened his dumb ass out.

[oldirtydoggie]

sure they are look at sarah silverman ...white as a lilly and twice as hawt

[spthabiz]

I think this joke would be funnier in the proper context. I watched the movie and enjoyed it quite a bit...not everything...but it makes alot more sense than this seemingly random clip

[Klarthette]

...This wasn't funny. Not because it's immoral, I don't give a shit about that.

It just...wasn't funny. Maybe I don't get it.

[swaboga]

not only is this one of the worst jokes ever, not even funny or gross in any way shape or form, but the fact that he is laughing and thinks its hilarious, makes me sad.

EPIC FAIL BOB SAGET.

[tiki2188]

@ 1:50 greatest

[youmustbethatninja]

Bob Saget is a master troll.

[PandaBear2910]

lol Bob Saget is a funny name...

[sodgape]

I can't remember if this is true but didn't Chevy Chase create the original idea for the joke, which probably explains why it sucks so much.

[coolguyjames99]

I just fell of my chair, jizzed all over my keyboard and screen, shat myself, then I chucked up, all in the matter of 5 seconds. My wife is licking out my sons asshole, as he penetrates my baby daughters finger tight vagina. They are also doing this in a bed full of my 97 year old grandmothers liquid shit, with old infested blood and other festering monstrosity's.

[Affixedghost]

This is the nastest,Dirtest,Sickest Joke But he tells it the best

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

hard to believe this guy was once on a respected family show... XD

[Spawnen]

i rike bob faget

[Tmanjunior]

should have stuck with afv

[NonSmoker4life]

did this happen or just a story?

[Spawnen]

Based on a true story

[dtox12]

@Spawnen

its true

[RockawayRiotSquad]

this guy is a clown...he's not funny.

[crewalpha]

why didn't the father fuck the hole left after the popped boil on the mother's back? come on!

[glovester]

so gross.

[Mokurentate]

he's funny? *__*

[curiouslittleboy]

This reminds me of something I saw on south park once. .-.

[Tsoco]

yeah, i think they did the aristocrats joke on south park. haha.

[Yellothar4]

His roast on comedy central is going to be spectacular.

[Madfoot713]

MIND=BLOWN

BRICKS HAVE BEEN SHAT

[nickdanger12345]

OH BOB SAGOT!

[frogger79]

yucky

[Petesheeah]

hahahahahaha

[jbdranger]

and he missed the bloody punchline..

i'll fil you guys in:

Agent: Holy fuck! That act is fucking incredible! What do you call it?

Family: The Aristocrat

[krischrissirkris]

tah dah lmao

[ExplosiveCobra]

LOL

[ExplosiveCobra]

Gilbert Gottfried Does It Better

[Herufaia]

Damn right he does.

[swapnil23]

I liked south park version the most.

[ligyro]

dane cook does this the best

[ddaa2244]

dane cook is a fucking twat

[bglasier]

No, Gilbert does.

[JeffersonPaine]

dane cook is a talentless peice of shit.

[Herufaia]

Yes yes he is.

[freaky108]

cockeyed. nice.

[BabyBoolie]

You should see the LONG version of Saget's telling, on the DVD extras.

[tvforme420]

anal lube squirting out ur pee hole

[theflying6969]

a hemmoraging shit ass

[funkmastafle]

bob saget the man from full house *crys* i dont know u anymore!

[InfernalApocalypse]

You fail.

[funkmastafle]

ur mom failed with her -3 kills in bed last night

[colesterol]

how is this funny? he says like 2 funny things but its so nasty.

[InfernalApocalypse]

How old are you, jackass? It's supposed to be the most disgusting joke ever.

[colesterol]

why dont you rip your dick off and shove it up your ass while i finger your mom as she cums in your eyes. after that i can take a dump in your mouth which you can throwup on your moms tits which she can lactate and then you can eat the whole thing.

yeah thats really funny you fuckhead

[LeakingFreon]

hehe actually thats a good start

[krischrissirkris]

this is an old joke It's not really meant to be "got" anymore its just used as the worlds most disgusting/offencive joke but alot of people still get it but really the jokes for shock factor

[Resolvetheory]

Saget did this joke the best. I've seen 4 different versions. But the part where he uses the sons eye socket as a fuck hole = cannot be topped.

Bravo Saget.

...Bravo.

[Resolvetheory]

NOBODY does this joke better than Saget. Why? because he's Danny Tanner from Full House, and he just said, "It's about using your children for nothing more than a hole."

Brilliant. He's made his place in my all time favorite comics.

[Prodigysportsman]

2:43 Saget: "Can I get a copy of this? I would like to send it to the kids on the show Full House; if I could." lmao, unbelievable!

[robinhatch]

did you know bob saget is actually so dirty in standup?

[TrueHighLander]

I tried space docking on my gf,Don't recommend it when she is sleeping

[msbsevensixseven]

How do you space dock a girl, dude? LOL, I'd love to see it!

[rob445544]

strawberry shortcake - fucking gold!

[Michaelas11]

OH BOBSAGET!

[Drazuki]

My guy friend showed this to me, saying that no girl found this funny.

'cept for me. ::snerk:: Cockeyed.

[marshallspikebanana]

Bob actually did that with

MaryKate and Ashley....

[JimmyBones111]

one of the most legendary jokes ever told

[fobbassplayersorta]

that was not funny

thats disturbing

[GrapefruitMovin]

your disturbing

[ubertino80]

isn't there a episode in south park where they tell this joke and nobody gets it?

[jimbobpics]

I don't think it was in a show, I think it was an extra. Cartman tells it, no one gets it, and neither does Cartmen.

[shagersim]

What the fuck is this shit?

[imhellahi]

you cum on her face and then you PUNCH her in the nose! HAHAHA! fucking hilarious!

[Pistbag]

lmao cock eyed

[hwmyones]

"Once for Hannukah he gave me a pair of slim tampax, he said leave them out so guys will think you're really tight"

[ballekreft]

what is the woman saying at 0:33-0:38?

[ElvisTheFatYears]

then they all start makin' out.

[Luffus]

i love you bob, you are so awesome and sexy

[9381190]

If it disgusts you, don't watch it.

that should be obvious

[Prodigysportsman]

how would they know if it disgusts them without watching it?

[franwex]

I can be grosser than this!

[mathewheldman]

hahahahahah bob saget is the shit!

[sleeplessintokyo]

a dvd, thats actually worth having.

[Disneyworld99]

It would have been better if he said the end

[Antfish241]

"Do not, fuck, your family"

XD

[Drancius]

"ooooooohoho SAGET!"

so fucking hilarious xD

[amayagab]

R rated comedy is the best thing ever.

[Joebakrr]

Is it me of is this well Bad Humor!

Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!

It's Disgusting

Lol

[Greno]

I'm pretty sure most people could think of worse and sicker situations than that. Not all that funny either but I love the rollin with saget video lol.

[Whussy]

how is this pointless?? Have you never heard this joke??!?! Its one of the timeless classics man. Get a life frenchie.

[Kizillia]

A jokes primary purpose is to entertain and amuse.

For me this did neither.. so as a joke it is pointless.

Probably would've been funnier if it wasn't a failed american attempt at humour.

And frenchie? If you bothered to look at my profile before typing dumbass comments you'd see im from the UK, and "illia" is derived from Italian, not french, idiot.

[Whussy]

Hey man, why bother even commenting something if you have nothing but assholic shit to say? For real. Sorry Sir Kizillia, I just dont see the point in going to some jerkoff's youtube profile for absolutely NO REASON. Its sad that you have to resort to being racist and stereotyping Americans as "NOT FUNNY" because the last time I checked, British humor was THEE WORST of ANYONE. EVER. Of ALL TIME. So beef up on your AMERICAN HISTORY because this joke is BELOVED by ALL who have ever heard it.

[hampenhoffer]

Assholic. That is quite possibly the coolest word I have ever heard of. Take that you limey bastard.

[lazer59882]

fuck itally

[Kizillia]

That was the biggest heap of pointless shit ive ever heard.

American people really suck when it comes to being funny.

[jooxis]

Are you stupid? Wait, don't answer.