What to expect out of life...

[102707924]

who watced this at least more than 3 time and still laughed

[soccergoalie21]

12 people live in a van down by the river



[dustynbarlow]

@soccergoalie21 to true my friend. to true.

[ytmobileme]

what show is this?

[soccergoalie21]

@ytmobileme Saturday Night Live from the early 90's

[SchnalPals]

chris farley- dead...

christina applegate- cancer

david spade- still david spade

such sad outcomes for these actors....

[TheDutchViewer]

@SchnalPals Phil Hartman (who played the dad in this skit) murdered by his own wife. So sad another great talent lost. RIP Phil and Chris.

[manning306]

jack squat is my fav line

[TboneNYC10]

Farley was the man.Cracked me up in Beverly Hills Ninja,amongst others of course.

[SymphonyImpaled]

Now you kids are probably saying to yourselves " I'm gonna go out and i'm gonna... GET THE WOOORLD BY THE TAIL!!!"

Lmao

[maddash24seven]

The best part about this skit is David Spade trying to keep a straight face.

[fieroturbo]

@maddash24seven - Totally!  :D

[EpicWinningFaceGirl]

Chris was in my social studies book... 0_o

[mjmcnult]

Full skit is available. Search matt foley mjmcnult

[bangermccrusher]

LOL Ive seen this a thousand times and I lmao every single time

[zaneblevins]

lol



[zaneblevins]

-.- im going to go shoot myself now

[TURTLEMANN5]

i love how he keeps pulling his pants up lol hes sooo funny

[browneeyeez]

what's so funny about this?

[MitchysMinecraft]

@browneeyeez Just to clear things up, do you happen to live in a van down by the river?

[browneeyeez]

@MitchysMinecraft lol no ?? and yes i disliked this video

[MitchysMinecraft]

@browneeyeez cool. you're part of the 12 rebels that have no sense of humor. nice.

[kappapumpy21]

11 people must live in a van down by THE RIVER!

[skeilak]

I was never the biggest fan of Chris Farley, but...

Man! This routine, is just perfect.

[kobe2k12]

i uploaded the original

[tiemo25]

I have this on DVD i don't know why im watching it on youtube.

[akaDRwash]

You're gonna do a lot of dooby rollin' when you live a van down by the river!

[cheese202020]

david spade looks like Eric forman from "That 70's Show"

[Mrvegas2112]

Isn't that just some of the funniest shit uv ever seen??

[Mrvegas2112]

That your not gonnamount to jJACK SQUATTTT hahaha

[brohan914]

pretty sure this guy gave my commencement speech

[swimmerB0B]

our middle chools and junior highs need more substitute teachers like him!

[TheOpiumDistrict]

Applegate and Spade were great in this. They did everything they could not to lose it. Chris nailed this character.

[MrSyntheticDesign]

unless your living in a vaaaan down by the river!

[Travzter]

10 people aren't going to amount to JACK SQUAT!

[ToviaPicoru]

I wish we had these types of inspiration speakers at school.

[zrstoke58]

"like" just doesnt cut it. if Jesus ever does show up for this "Rapture" i expect him to bring Mr. Farley back here for some comic relief. ya know break the tension.

[potatoelover95]

so funny

[augustdies]

Comments should be disabled on all pages and opinons should be kept to ones self wait oh shit did i say that out loud?

[augustdies]

Comments should be disabled on all pages and opinons should be kept to ones selfs wait oh shit did i say that out loud?

[DexterM187]

I love how Christina Applegate is trying her very hardest to not laugh.

[500Conor]

be quiet

[permexOQ]

in all honesty i once thought i would take the world by my hand, which was very egotistical and delusional. but i saw this video & found out that i probably won't amount to JACK SQUAT!

[1gbayfisher]

Wow,

Christina Applegate is young there!

[wakefootball09]

9 people don't amount to JACK SQUAT!

[MrLizardKing96]

Im not gonna watch this video right now, but I figure I will have plenty of time to watch when Im LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GOSMTPersona]

@MrLizardKing96 I second that emotion...

[TadRapidly]

Wisest words ever sprayed. Why? Because "YOU" don't exist!! LOL.

[Beartallica86]

repeatley press 3 on your keyborad. Thank you. We love you, Chris!!!

[MrSyntheticDesign]

9 people never lived in a van down by the river!

[scottieman2]

Where's the whole video?

[bl4h1]

GOD DAMNIT STOP CUTTING THE DAMN SKIT

[SuperKaitie333]

YOUNG LADY WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?

I want to live in a van down by the river.

WELL YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER WHEN... YOU'RE.... LIVVVVVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!

[zachweber]

You rule Chris. One of my favorite comedians of all time.

[7372009]

a van down by the river 

[YTEmphi]

Am I the only person who sees the connection between this and Coach Hines from MAD TV?

[cblack1515]

@YTEmphi yea but matt foley was waaaaaay before coach hines. but coach hines is still pretty funny

[meatwad515]

sad but true.

[0nekhmerXViet]

JACK SQUAAT

[rabidowski]

Oh hey, it's Rob Ford !

[edratliff]

the older I get...the truer the things that Matt Foley are... FML :(

[SuperMetallica83]

R.I.P. Chris the comedy genius 1964-1997.

[josefblack]

That's not very motivational at all!

[Tsteve08]

8 people have 0 sense of humor, and probably watch 'The Office'.

[THIRDSHOCKARMY]

drugs kill the greatest of all people

[Bmanritchie]

@THIRDSHOCKARMY Some maybe, R.I.P. Kurt Cobain.

[rightsideofhistory]

Now Mr. Foley exists in REAL LIFE !!!

You'll have to see it to believe it: v=IMgyi57s-A4

Vote Republican. The best of conservatism to lead this nation. LOL

[xGrapevineFires]

Matt Foley for President.

[nannernangq]

I love how the kids throughout the enitre skit, are trying SO hard not to laugh, but they do anyways. Haha

[Catastraphecdv]

0:06 kills me every time!!!!!!!!!! XD

[clandarkside]

look up "And I quote... FU." the chewbacca preacher.

[rockondon]

he is truly missed

[4thcoming]

Thanks countwolfula for sending this too me!!

God bless.

[candycane15]

I hate it when John Candy and Chris Farley are compared to each other. The only reason they are compared is because of their physical appearance. Each had a totally different style and delivery and both were fantastic at what they did.

[guitarmoe1]

Usually I get bored of punch lines that are shouted (like much of Seinfeld episodes after awhile) but Chris Farley's delivery was the best. You can't help but laugh. Anybody find any "Middle Aged Man" skits he did with Mike Myers? He played "Drinking Buddy".

[ttoupal]

can anyone find the chris farley and stephen segal (SNL Nikko Tinelli) skit where segal hits chris in the face/chest knocking him down in respense to " So Nikko, a little less action than you're used to; hugh?"

- the typical cop losing their badge and gun (or cop car) and getting assigned to desk duties or traffic patrol, after blowing up the town.

[stile1973]

Here in Soviet Russia, Jack Squat amounts to you....wait the minute, Matt Foley said same thing. Fucking double negatives...

[Theburn77]

i miss him so much, he would have been a HUGE star today if he was alive.

[SpawnOfThrashMetal]

@Theburn77 He was large enough when he was alive

[WorldWartimeSStories]

Chris Farley's the funniest man I have ever seen. I don't think he's another version of anyone, he himself is my favourite.

[cooliestkidsontheblo]

John candy wasnt as funny as farley

[rcdESPANYOL4ever]

TO me he was like the new version of John Candy

[1gbayfisher]

the funniest man to ever live!

I miss Farley.

[zeldaed123]

@1gbayfisher We all do.

[TranceMusicOne]

I love this skit

[4everasinger286]

to JACK SQUAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[fisherman1588]

there will never be another Chris farley. thanks for the endless laughs man

[znaalm]

im gonna go out there and GET THE WORLD BY ITS TAIL AND IM GONNA WAP IT UP AND PULL IT DOWN AND PUT IT INTO MY POCKET!!!!!!!!

[codykingo]

JACK..SQUAT!

[notanomad]

he was the best...

[CAPTAINH0WDY]

Gotta love David Spade and Christina Applegate trying not to laugh.

[pgalloway18]

"You're going to find out...that you probably won't amount to JACK! SQUAT!"

Truer words have never been spoken.

[killersccrplayer]

ya u won't amount to jack shit if you sit around on ur lazy ass. if you actually work for something you will in fact amount to anything

[raptor660cc1]

@pgalloway18 Thats not what he said dumbass

[vonkruel]

@pgalloway18 It's both TRUE, and something a lot of teenagers would benefit greatly from hearing. Don't assume you'll succeed. Assume you'll FAIL MISERABLY because then you're more likely to WORK to avoid it.

[reader599]

thanks for posting this. chris farley was a comedic genius...his mannerisms, voice, and delivery are right on...i couldn't stop laughing as i watched this clip...i still remember watching this in the spring of 1993 when it first aired on snl...and today, i haven't amounted to JACK SQUAT!

[nicholas666a]

you know nothing about this man or what his life and career wre like. dont run your mouth you piece of shit. you are seriously the lowest kind of scum on the planet. go drown yourself

[EggTeeVee]

so tru

[TheLizzard0]

Why are you saying this on every video. And, even a better question, why are you watching the videos if you hate him?

[TheLizzard0]

Watching the Chris Farley dvd now.

[Good5peed]

Does he still live in a van down by the river?

[gullwing14]

nope he lives in a van in heaven down by the river.

[MadiiBabii]

Your Calliin Hiim Fat ? Phaa Look iin A Miiror Mate

[lightsy2010]

WRAP IT AROUND AND PULL IT DOWN AND PUT IT IN MY POCKET!

you're PROBABLY gonna find out as you go out there.. that you're not going to amount to.. JACK SQUAT!

RIP Chris Farley... Probably my favorite comedian..

[Fresnos]

Was it really necessary to quote the entire clip? Moron.

[lightsy2010]

I'm fairly sure it wasn't the ENTIRE clip. :P

jeeze, i'm sorry if i somehow ruined your day enough to call me a moron.. lol.. just respecting a widely loved comedian..

[fiddlesworth540]

yes.

[ecarr2009]

your not going to amount the JACK SQUAT!

ROFL

[Achilles32094]

i'm gonna go out there and GET THE WORLD BY THE TAIL! LOL!

[macdaddylorenzo]

The creation and acting out of this character Matt Foley was pure genius by Chris Farley.

[tshirtjay]

Chris Farley= LEGEND.

[liltd87]

he sounds like Mick Foley!!

[tripnball]

Christina Applegate?

[Ben1977820]

David spade is trying not to laugh.

[wakesurfingdude69]

a funny part they didnt put in there, was the beggining when the mom said to christina,"the cleaning ladie found a bag of pot in your pocket" and christina said,"she didnt smoke it? did she?"

[power1234able]

LOL i love that

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[currier985]

he's right

[snuffereet]

Who copied who? Did Farley imitate Mick Foley (wrestler WWE and TNA if you don't know) or vice versa??? They always sounded exactly alike

[nycolombiano611]

No This Character's name came from a friend... his made up characters and personalities are named from his friends.

[gymnast767]

well I'm here to tell you that you're not gonna amount to JACK SQUAT!

[tehpevis]

You've been usin' that paper for ROLLING DOOBIES!!! And, You're gonna do a lot of that when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!!!

[terminat1]

I love Spade's reaction when Farley starts yelling in his face.

[ChowderCraze]

LOL

[rockathonapalooza]

R.I.P. Matt Foley a.k.a Tommy Boy

[ironicsoldier]

aka the beverly hills ninja

[jcdixon97]

Farley was awesome! Going thru some of these it's hard to say which one is best, all of his were hilarious! That may be Christina Applegate, not sure tho.

[flagooganhymer]

it is christina applegate ;)

[Toolshed76]

It is Applegate, she has hosted SNL several times.

[onolan62]

I am losing it totally for the last half hour watching this.  So funny. Chris was a legend. Never forgotten, like John Candy and Belushi.

[trogladorianpower]

Hahaha

[Destiny4Travail]

Nice clip

[AJandAlli]

omg i love Chris Farley! he is deeply missed! he is one out of the few people that can make me lmao!!!

[Bigdrummerboy89]

this is a great way to make a persons day go a lot better.

[camhirtle]

he could never say one word, and just watching Chris would make anybody laugh their asses off.

[MusicalLights]

thank you for this un edited clip every other video of this skit is remixed with a bunch of stupid crap thank you...

[stillmissdavey28]

one of the funniest skits in history,dont smoke a dobe and watch this you may never stop laughing

[tropicjester12]

i head your using your writing paper not for writing but for rolling doobies hahaha

[amorphousmurk]

Excellent quality and not ruined like everyone else's, too bad it is too short. NBC is stupid for having the full skit removed - a skit posted would probably boost their sales of old TV shows.

[m3t4lh34d1]

good job u didnt ruin it like very1 else, also if you can please put full skit up ad ill sunscribe.

[paperpad12]

i want the full video of this skit:(

[burgernfries45]

The ultimate wisdom about the human condition, compressed into 23 seconds!

[heavyguitar08]

yes i agree

[flaimxx13xx]

i love this ha ha

[Kinnikujoe1]

hey! thats the girl from anchorman!!!!!!

[fumfcurtis]

also the girl from married with children...

[RoyalGrigsby]

NBC always has it deleted.

[viiviiixxtactic]

Why isn't the original on YouTube!?