Harry Enfield - The Scousers Appear On Crimesearch UK

[MCFCRuss]

hee's got you off to a tee there Ga lol

[raypennyone]

im a scouser i love these hahahahaha

[RichyBMelodies]

De doo dough dont dee dough

[MPCtwo]

Ah the good old days.

They don,t make comedy like this anymore.

[SUFCYeomans]

7 people are big girls blouses who drink shandy.

[CannyFarmKopite]

Thank you god for making me a scouser......

[mickmosqito]

cockney monkeys, manchester tramps

[jed20092009]

AM SURE AV SEEN THESE AROUND THE KENSINGTON AREA

[155an]

The ballerina could arrest me anytime

[TheZoomr]

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[TintedFlash]

@TheZoomr

Translation:

do not read this, I myself fell. If you read this of [komentariy], then you must [domavit] also [komentariy] to 3 video, and otherwise you to [umrete] in three days

[altv1969]

eh eh calm down calm down what's this all about eh! I'm a placci scouser (plastic and not the real deal, from Wirral, just a "FERRY ACROSS THE MERSEY") got the accent and love the city, "up the toffees" try visiting Liverpool and geting to know the place before you slag it off.

[clazza01]

@altv1969 i am excited as i am going to liverpool soon for a visit

i live in brum

so much history there

any tips as to where to visit whilst there?

[Sharpyyyyyyyy]

@clazza01 Museums, the docks, just the general city centre is a great place to be :)

[skunkhead2006]

i feel sorry for scousers such a shame, a true waste of a decent brain,calm down-come ed.....dear fucking god......oh the stolen trainers lol all scousers are bagheads and the sort to steal from another mans prison cell! (pad theves) moral of the story never trust a scouser..(or never leave yer cell door open when yer on association) ☠

[killick7557]

@skunkhead2006 are you joking you piece of shit, are you forgetting the worlds greatest band the Beatles, a great history including war history, slave trade history, a great footballing history not to mention countless famous comedians and celebrities to come from liverpool. Granted liveprool has a bad sad but where hasnt? and the good side is better than most other places in the country. Plus you cant comment on anything being full of "bagheads" when you have a name like skunkhead... waster.

[skunkhead2007]

@killick7557 yeah thats right cilla black,jimmy tarbuck,ken fucking dod none of the fuckers live in live-fucking-pool scouse baghead

[killick7557]

@skunkhead2007 they where still born there, therefore they are scousers, thats what the argument is about you social retard, an its not spelt live-pool, its liverpool

im not from liverpool anyway but its probably a much better place than where you live.

[jterryn1]

Scousers crack me up you gota love em :)

[ThylacineAli]

I love the Scouse accent... :)

[liverpoolian99]

Scouser and proud.

[TrikstaJak2]

Scouser for life lmao :)

[gango24]

What are scousers? are u out of your mind love they are the best ppl ever!!!!

[Chairforce1987]

What are scousers?

[theyardieman]

@Chairforce1987 someone from Liverpool

[RussWWFC]

My favourite bit is "I arrest you for the crime on that there television programme, that was just on there then just!!!"

[mugwump666]

I mean seriously, your whole island is like what, 200 miles across? How much different could they be?

[madjaime2007]

Very Much so lol

[bouncedrealitycheque]

@mugwump666 England probably has more odd cultures with their own accents and quirky traditions than any other nation. Honestly, it's just plain ridiculous! You go 50 miles down the road and it's like they're talking a completely different language.

Oh it might only be 200 mile wide but even just England is 2-3 times that distance in length.

[scousergal95]

haha luvin it xx

[NeverTakeMeAlive1]

i love being a scouser :D

[kaleltheripper]

Dey do dough, don't dey dough!

[Jiemusu89]

EEEYYYYY!

[rotaryjac]

wallasey gettin famous there lids!

[CT2kX]

i know ye haha i live there (wallasey)

funny that

[bluecatcinema]

"Daphne!"

[holysmoke45]

soo childish I love it , really miss this series

[rwprifive]

he's a girls blouse, LOL!!!!

[TomthatiscalledTom]

After the Scouser was arrested, he was carted off to jail. And to get to the jail, he had to take a:

Fehrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee across de Merzeeeee!!!!!

[mackychloe]

no e didna he robbd a carrrrrrr!!!!!

[broady888]

COMMICAL

[seddonscouser]

So funny! lmao

[tappot]

have we got any scouse in the house? If yes, please phone the old bill theres a burglary happening

[AshRotten101]

Calm Down!

[MOZZWIGAN]

funny but the end was cheesy

[BggProductions]

Nice one bizzie LOL

[FamGuyVidsToday]

`ey `ey stop it now LOL

[GIPSY25]

just on there just !

[numberonebeatlesfan9]

scouse and proud were the fukin best

[ToonARMY08]

lol there rippin the piss out of ya u thick bubble perm thieving cunt of a wanker

[cptskellern]

lmao! i was agreeing with ya there..,then noticed ur a geordie.......,hahahahahaha! who are worse than scouses,ya fuckin inbred piece of shite! fuckin stoonarmy more like! tosser!

[tappot]

I think Best was United Fulham and new york dipshits. but if you think he was a scummer thats ok what part of liverstool is he from Risley or Walton?

[alloutnutter]

scousers lmao such pricks but funny

[burnleyfan1965]

lol@ shandy drinking big girls blouse

[DuderinoDeux]

jammy scousers

[qlight]

Wha abuuut de karibiien nigkeeers then?

[lyonnich]

come ed!!!

come ed!!!

[AlwaysUnited]

EY EY CALM DOWN YOU LOT!

"Well from the daft looking hair cuts, the pointless squabbling and the stolen trainers we deduced they were from Liverpool" LOL

[brightlights456X]

"that was just on that there, just"

LOL

[TheGreatEye]

Fact. FACT.

[lyonnich]

Guns made out of cucumber LOL

[liamdunfey]

PROWD 2 BE SCOUSE

[tellyontellyon]

don't forget the welsh.

[CannyFarmKopite]

LMFAO, comin from a Geordie!! We shag all your women. FACT. We piss all over your football team, FACT. And we are more famous and prestigeous as a city than Newcastle will ever be. FACT. Now fuck off you stupid geordie cunt.

[AmelieLou009]

Of course they do GCSE english in Toxteth. Obviously wherever you're from your so thick and small minded that you don't understand the education system.

[fleshstorm111]

funny

[humiliationtec]

fuck off

[britishpatriot01]

your scum

FACT

[MickBhoyCeltic1888]

you are scum fact

fucking wanker

[humiliationtec]

no hes not

F A C T

[humiliationtec]

your scum

F A C T

[exile4eva]

loool!!! legendary! why they not arrest the other 2 though?

[greatbrit101]

shandy drinking big girls blouse lol

[kenoir1979]

unwashed anus likes to pretend to be intelligent but u have to question the mentality of sumone who comes on youtube talking shit

[kenoir1979]

ha ha civilised it would require no effort to beat up a scouser u are a joke

[tappot]

I agree no effort at all. tehe

[kenoir1979]

lol

[jflan92]

Oi! Oi! kenoir1979 & UnwashedAnus, calm down, calm down fellas...

[kenoir1979]

oh and you spelt friend wrong lol inbreeding will do that to you at least i shorten words and mean for them to be spelt like that rather than use big words like friend and fuck them up bit complicated for you is it

[kenoir1979]

ha ha ure as in shortend slang and i am neither mancunian or ure friend and im not the one saying that u shud never mess with me or ill put u in the ground lol ure a fucking joke

[MafiaBrotherz08]

y u all diss ing scousers eh its only comady u wont find dis funny stuff any where else its only in liverpool

[ukpaki3]

these lot were the original chavs

[GAMBlT]

LMAO LOL

[UnwashedAnus]

Everyone should hate Scousers...

[kenoir1979]

i bet u got bullied by a scouser wen u were in school thatd explain a few things like hiding behind youtube acting hard and making idle threats because u know u get a good hiding off ure own mother never mind a scouser fucking thick wooly cunt go fuck ure sister

[ak001j6517]

The fact is that the country holds a mirror up to what us scousers act like & sound like and we dont like what we see 1 bit.

Even thought it is spot on.

[ScouseTimes]

its great to be a scouser

so much attention lol ... scousers are united

forever.

[alias55]

thieving dirty thick scousers....poofs!

[Devoefc]

fuck off nobhead

[TheReapersToll]

say yes to a shandy

[Devoefc]

fuck off woolyback twat

[2k7kimdee2k7]

if you haven't got anything nice to say about scousers, then shut your fuckin mouth

[ger360]

OMFG, Harry Enfield!! I haven't seen this show in years!!!

[outlawmadebolder]

i just can't beleave what fuckin cunts these people are, sell there granmma for a quid type

[Devoefc]

nobhead fuck off

[Devoefc]

fuck off nobhead hu do u think u are nobhead

[tew2007]

Tell you what, why dont you fuck off you fucking scouse cunt. Why dont you put your shellsuit on, comb your perm and go and rob a granny or shoot a young lad for no reason. Inbred scum.

[kenoir1979]

do ure research dickhead and ull find liverpool was the lowest in the incest table for the uk the highest point was ure house u sister humping shitbag

[UnwashedAnus]

Ur mother liked to hump farmyard animals hence ur stupid argument.U are the epitomy of foolishness & i'm hard enough to waste your manchester united loving ass anyday u silly child...

[kenoir1979]

of course u would little boy thats why ure on here isnt it to show everyone how hard u r because everyone knows the hardest ppl hide behind their keyboard oh and i think u meant to say epitome nice try tho next time get daddy to help with ure spelling if hes out of jail in time

[UnwashedAnus]

How do you spell your? You silly little girl & whos acting tough behind the keyboard? I believe tis you my Mancunian freind...

[UnwashedAnus]

You dirty filthy disgusting inbred scouse cunt,i want you all dead i want your familys dead & all your fuckwit freinds.Never mess with me retard i'll put you in the fucking ground you sissy homosexual little shit...

[smiggerwasaratt]

LMAO @ you being brave on your computer, giving it Hillsborough like you're mad or something.

Come and try to kill a scouser then son.. I'd fucking LOVE to see you try.

[UnwashedAnus]

Ha Ha it would require no effort whatsoever to beat a scouse cos there always pissed up after blowing all the money from their giro or the stuff they nicked...City of culture my arse!

[smiggerwasaratt]

1st off i dont even drink, and secondly i work 6 days a week. so try to beat me if you can, you fat lazy cunt!!

whats ur fucking job, apart from being a internet warrior?

[UnwashedAnus]

Oh dear oh dear losing our temper are we? Pathetic that you canot even debate in a proper civilised manner thus proving that you are indeed only one step up from neanderthal man.Ha Ha this is why everyone loves to hate scousers...Bring it on keyboard tough guy!

[smiggerwasaratt]

unwashedanus, (what an apt name btw) everywhere i go everyone looks up to us, especially the girls! all the haters like you must be online all the time! which brings me to wonder why you are posting comments @ 2pm on a monday!? i smell a doleite! and you are trying to slag off scousers LMAO

[UnwashedAnus]

I pity you more than hate you after all a man of ur advanced years(50 ur profile says)cannot seem to work out that u don't have to be at home to be on a pc.I'm also concerned u actually think people look up to u,why an earth would they do that?

[kenoir1979]

you realy have mental problems im pretty sure of that you must have some inferioty complex with scousers as you seem totaly obsessed with us its realy not our fault you're a lowlife try hard in life and maybe you'll be able to get out of that mental institute you sad sad sad little boy

[UnwashedAnus]

What do u base ur expert analysis on? My word u really are full of ur own importance. You don't know me at all 7 ur way to serious so i have to assume ur an uppity little homosexual who wishes to be as manly as a Manc...

[kenoir1979]

i base it on sumone who seems to think hes intelligent insults ppl for swearing and being stupid while at the same time has made jokes about hillsborough bragged how hard they are and insulted a persons family id say youre about as fucked up as any mother loving sister fingering granny humping dad poking dog abusing inbred downright filthy fucker that exists hows that for analysis

[UnwashedAnus]

You try to put ur own frailties onto others, I understand that some folk are weak that way but i feel u only discribe yourself.Doctors cannot help u i'm afraid you'll be needing a priest...

[kenoir1979]

its all on the comments dickhead you have given more than enough evidence to prove that you are a complete and utter arsewipe trying to laugh it off because lets be honest its obvious even to you

[UnwashedAnus]

Lets be honest i've wound u up good n proper & ur so weak as to have allowed this to happen,u assume so much but as yet haven't proved a thing.U mess with the Devil at ur own risk & u need 2 up the ante if ur gonna keep up with me little manc child...

[kenoir1979]

er no not realy no matter how much you say it its not going to make it true so feel free to keep living in your happy little land with your mum/gf up the ante u soft tit all youve done is show how pathetic you are as for proof you can read i know that much so take ure little mouse and read all your comments thers proof that babies that come from incestual rape such as you turn out to be mental and delusional it seems.

[kenoir1979]

and as for weak and messing with the devil lol were the fuck are you from some bad japanese film seems like your more suited to a fairy role to me and im not a manc little boy try again

[kenoir1979]

oh by the way my names not 7 ure just counting the toes u have on each foot

[Griffo619]

u dont no how fukin stupid u sound u fukin bell end

[UnwashedAnus]

@Griffo619 Wow ur a very clever fella,u must be scouse.You'll be easy to beat Manc wannabe!

[outlawmadebolder]

fuckin stinkin scouse cunts

[smiggerwasaratt]

Gimp

[kenoir1979]

u still alive hasnt anybody put u out of your misery yet smiggers got it spot on ure a fucking sad case nothing but a ewarrior easy to make threats thru a pc ure a fucking joke

[UnwashedAnus]

Another one who has to swear to be tough,go draw your giro scally.

[smiggerwasaratt]

i wasnt present at hillsborough, nor were you. so dont talk bollocks about what happened because i dont even know what happened.

why have you got a grudge anyway soft lad, did mummy fuck a scouser behind daddys back!?

then did 'uncle terry' kill daddy and bury his body under the patio?

[kenoir1979]

are you still knockin about how many inbred mancs are on here you spelt blame wrong you spelt selves wrong youre a fucking retarded inbred nobend go stab your mate you manc cunt

[outlawmadebolder]

manc? what makes you think im afuckin manc? your a keyboard pussy!

[kenoir1979]

your fuckin smell makes me think it and im a keyboard pussy from what i remember it was your inbred arse makin threats you fucking dickhead crawl back into your hole and stay ther

[tappot]

fuckinG has a G on the end I'm again cappitals and a ' missing. This homeworks dreadful boy, stop sucking cock during play time. As for "ther" it's there. "Now going back to FUCKING, this word is "well suited" in the "sentance" ( so is a scumbag scouser in the dock getting a 5 streach)UNITED are not playing well today, but they will fucking do liverscum anytime. No lie,"de do do dat den dont de doe" "oh de do de do"

[kenoir1979]

ha ha ha ha oh shit go a bit angry THER eh FUCKIN dickhead lets see capital still wrong sentence stretch ha ha your a joke you mate i explained my shit but YOURE just FUCKIN thick learn to speak out your mouth instead of your nose you mANC cunt ha ha ha top mad for it

[kenoir1979]

and there could of been their depending on the context i used it in ha ha youre a joke how old are you grow up you old tit

[tappot]

knocking has a g in it. Mancs start with a cappital letter( usualy used in the context) "the Mancs know the cappital of football is Manchester".

I did'nt know there was a E in "your" and its Knobend as in door knob you nobber. As for Hillbourgh it's not somthing to laugh about, no matter how old you are. just like the Munchi song.

[kenoir1979]

lol i dont use my good punctuation on here i do it to type as fast and as little as possible but ther can be an e in your as its short for you are and nobend like dick you knobber lol and er its capital something and hillsborough and i have never joked about either

[SILLYCODS]

Do they do GCSE English in Toxteth?

[kenoir1979]

i wouldnt know since im not from toxteth

[secretblueangel]

I was actually on a bus through toxteth yesterday and it actually has nice pretty huge houses

[outlawmadebolder]

scousers what a bunch of fuckin cunts, i wish there were more piss takes made

[mw145]

ive never wore a shell suit, never permed my hair. but ive done over a few places in my time.

[rymatthews]

u might not have but most of us did! for about 10 years lacoste trackys! haha

[tappot]

you know the old saying. A scouser with a job, is a man with a crow bar.

[MUFC777FELIX]

lol