Mc Chris rants on KHII and RE4

[Xanegoh]

i love KH but he has a point, the effing tutorial is a load of shit

[thesquirrelisking]

2:32

[SteezeWizard99]

Did anyone in the audience laugh once?

[altim4t3]

@SteezeWizard99 yeah but it's really soft compared to his screaming... 2:32 like @thesquirrelisking said

[airborne5278]

I hope you die

[robertmiller]

YOU DONT HAVE TIME TO SMOKE A BOWL!

[REDGYMSHORTS]

you have to admit KHII is a slow starting game lol

[XerosVideos]

@REDGYMSHORTS Yeah, it really was. However, it's still the best game in the series. (My opinion.)

[thechaser1985]

Nerd comedy. How fun.

[WalkmanSilver]

Meanwhile, your playing NFS The Run, and your all like BITCH THIS AIN'T A CUTSCENE PRESS A!

[medfinest]

This sums up my 2006.

[frosted1030]

It's Hesh! Hi Hesh!

Wait... Mc Chris.. did your testicles ever descend?

Fucking Mc Chris is awesome. Seriously.

Wait.. sounds like a giant spider.... freekin Hesh.

[Eatemup38]

wow this sucks

[gamerinsc]

Funny as hell other than down talking my 2 favorite games.

[TheSoulParadise]

lol bitch got kidnapped ITS UP TO US

[PerfectChaosGX]

Kingdom Hearts: Where 12 year old kids and a bunch of Disney characters fight the forces of evil with the power of friendship. Resident Evil 4: Where a smart-ass government agent saves the world from a cult controlled by an ancient breed of parasites, all in the while suppressing the parasite within himself.

I don't see why there's any question over which the better game is. But, I'm kind of an asshole so that could just be me.

[DuskCover]

What he says is true about KH2. It took me about 4 to 5 hours of gameplay to finally get out of Twilight Town ( thats the world name he meant to say. Not Hallow Bastion) After you get past that part though it only gets more awesome. I played that game twice from beginning to end and I love it. ( ;

[horo30]

Lol panties with dookies in vending machines.

LOLOL.

Some of this is actually funny, the rest is trash. But yeah interesting to listen to.

[LuckyMarketGameplay]

This is a hilarious, angry nerd version of Mitch Hedberg :D

[flamingaxelburn]

He don't shoot it in the knee, he shoots where it counts.

[Theonceandforever]

"You don't need to load it, we did that shit for you!"

[xFlareLeon]

If he's not a comedian, why the fuck is he trying to be funny by ranting about his gaming experiences?

[charlieatthemountain]

@xFlareLeon dude chirs is def. a comedian wtf u talking about

[wk143sk]

@xFlareLeon His name is MC Chris... MC usually means you spin records, or make your own beats and songs. That's what he's famous for. However, I have seen a couple of his "rants" and he could be, if not already, a comic. But, no, he is not an offical comedian, at least not the last time I checked. He's a famous disc jockey.

[piplup4315]

OMFG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IN LIFE

[GSSAGE7]

I've played both games, and I still don't get the ending.

[Jemimacakes]

mc pee pants4lyf

[cloudvol7]

I don't have alot of shooter games,just RE4,House of the dead 3,and Halo3,but I really think they tend to get boring,and repatitious,and are best for people with ADD.lol.It's like the shit's gotta be coming at them every second like in Contra,or they get bored,shooters make good 2 player games,but aren't that great at being single player games.That's my thought...

[cloudvol7]

If he's saying Shooter's are more exciting,maybe a little,but are they better,Hell Nooo!!! They're just different,and Shooter's tend to be repatitious,and that's how they get boring,with like no story.Action Rpg's are more story driven,and there is alot of action in KH's 1,and 2,Killing heartless,killing Nobodies,killing Bosses,it's the RPG element's he hates,but even RE4 has a storyline,and in KH2,and KH1 the beginning is the most long winded part,but it's not half as bad as what he describes.

[Pendragon6812]

If You don't know who MC Chris is you should not be allowed to comment on this video at all. Bad comedian...how about not a comedian fool.

[italiangirl9696]

Resident evil is awesome and so is mc chris!

[MrDrshadepiece]

This guy sounds exactly like Aziz Ansari

[MrDrshadepiece]

YOU GONNA GET QUICKTIMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BeardedHoplite]

Hesh likes Resident Evil 4!

[dipsosse]

Wow this is the worst comedian I have ever seen. And I'm german.

[jacksonownsyou]

@dipsosse He is not a comedian.

[italiangirl9696]

@jacksonownsyou Yes he is. And he is a rapper.

[CHULA2630]

i passed it already



[Xotik417]

i never saw why everyone liked KHII, Im a RE fan, can't wait for RE:ORC

[DarkKeybladeMaster23]

@Xotik417 i dont understand why people liked RE but its a maetr of personal opinion

[DarkKeybladeMaster23]

@Xotik417 Matter*

[tobi3000]

Dude MC Chris is the fucking man. My idol.

[xgoogilybearx]

Wow hes awful

[Atagram]

"THIS AIN'T A CUTSCENE!!!" I remember playing RE4 and the first quicktime event, I wasn't expecting it, XD.

[pkthunder3]

Love Kingdom Hearts II to death, but this was hilarious!

[JuliaAlexis1]

IMA REBEL GAMER!! oh yes.. you are >:) youre so dirty..

[OBJACULATION]

He reminds me of Naruto

[JoeSClevland]

Dope Ass Disney Train. hahaha

[NostalgiaInOAB]

If Ralphie May was skinny.. and a rapper.. this would be him.

[MisterBiggler]

JUMP GYPSY! lmfao wow

[tnctyt]

That was the most hilarious and true thing ever! XD

[MetalicSlinky]

no matter how many times i see this i laugh until there are tears in my eyes

[Arithorath]

Thank you for the upload.

[phoenixsplash135]

you dont even know you want to do that but you do and its so much fun you want to go back

[canakin0]

wow fucking annoying voice on this nigga 

[yintsunami]

It's Twilight Town.....

[0neM4n4rmy]

@yintsunami lol ik xD

[GabrielxLucifer]

@yintsunami THANK YOU!! YOU GET A LIKE!

[acetheta]

Thumbs-up if you masturbate to fucked-up flipper-baby porn!

[JessiistheGame]

such a REBEL!!!!



[Redsel88]

yes it's hesh from sea lab 2021

[KatamariParadox]

*Facepalm* Twilight Town! Twilight Town, not Hollow Bastion!

[Quikraptor]

@chipsraffertic Umad bro.

Nerds have an expensive lifestyle. It takes money. Money comes from jobs. In your shitty economy they have what you need. Money. Umad they got their shit together, and that they're living life their way? Umad, bro. Mad jelly.

Btw, i'm completely serious. You're an idiot.

[chipsraffertic]

@Quikraptor shut up dork

[Quikraptor]

@chipsraffertic Oh no, i'm a dork. I highly doubt you even know what a dork is. No, it's not the equivalent to geek, or nerd, or whatever. It's refering to a whales man-parts. Which are a *very big* muscle. Cumstain.

[Jemimacakes]

@chipsraffertic DORK IS A VALID OFFENSE

[mwuu]

@chipsraffertic

Fag.

[AigisSan19]

@chipsraffertic go away

[KingCrescent75]

-puts hands on hips- i hope we solve this mystery

[ivo333]

is this supposed to be funny

[NillyFmusic]

@ivo333 if you have a sense of humor. If you watch RWJ then its most likely going over your head.

[MrAsono]

BITCH THIS ANIT A CUTSCENE PRESS A!!!

xD LMFAO!

[LolifiedByMe]

Kingdom Hearts is good.

[leighrebecca44]

wow. 4 years KHII took me about a week :)

[ninjamaster97]

How come no one was laughing?

[Novur]

@ninjamaster97 Listen how quite they sound at 2:15

You can only hear what his microphone was picking up.

[cleptomc]

@ninjamaster97 maybe it's because most of the sound is focused from the the microphone instead or what the crowd is doing? You should really look up microphone technology, it's good stuff. Way to try and be an asshole though.

[alchopop94]

@ninjamaster97 His mic probably filters all background noise.

[cleptomc]

@ninjamaster97 maybe it's because the sound was done well and what you hear is what comes from the mic, instead of the background sounds? If you listen really closely, you can hear some background reaction. Don't be such a hater.

[ninjamaster97]

@cleptomc I wasn't trying to be a hater. And I've been told about that for quite awhile on the comments section.

[desuMaKun]

@ninjamaster97 Because he's not funny, just a stupid duch...

[silversymbiote]

@desuMaKun I believe that's spelled D-U-T-C-H, that is of course unless you meant to call him a douche

[freakface1234]

you dont have enough time to smoke a bowl XD

[MrZakXero]

Bitch! Zombies coming up with the Hill RIGHT NOW!!! Shoot them in the HEAD!!

[dntTrustAho]

Not Hollow Bastion. Twilight Town. c:

[DubsteperRoxas]

No intsantgratification!

[fucwits375]

they're laughing. 1) you gotta listen closely i can hear it because i got headphones. 2) because of the sound quality.

[trimgo33]

ok anyone on here know how to beat the tron level???

[trimgo33]

kingdom hearts 1 sucked..............

[MonolithFIJI]

The audience is responding, they just aren't mic'd. MC Chris is the only one who's mic is getting any feedback and it's not picking up on the audience's laughter.

[1Kovik]

Normally, when I hear a dead audience I don't laugh either. But this guy was fucking hilarious! The audience must have been busy doing other stuff.

[7leprechaun7]

YOU DONT HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE!

[RandomGECHO11]

The audience's ZOMBIES! SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD!!!

[LeoJohnGalt]

Oh man, why is the audience so fucking dead?

[doomtech138]

LMAO I got blocked for telling MC that if he was only $2000 from producing his cartoon he should stop begging his fans and pitch in $2000 of his own....

[SlowChildren1000]

That's basically the entire summary of RE4 guise. Beat that shit 4 times over.

[pliershuzzah]

@TheSquizzlet Real fans don't need to be brought here by someone else >.>

[jonasisnumba1]

i bet the audience doesnt know about either of the games

[ZacurOwnsYou]

HESH WANTS SEX.

[TheSquizzlet]

Thumbs up if 1337caleb brought you here.

[JohnAtDawn]

You don't need to load it! We did that shit for you!

It's funny because it's true. Who the hell keeps a loaded shotgun in a cabinet in Europe?

[ChocoTaco42O]

ANNOYING AS FUCK

[Clawshawt]

What's wrong with the audience? Are they all brain dead? Seriously.

[hippykillermuthrfckr]

kingdom hearts=shit lol simple

[AssumptionofLife]

U go to resident evil for and its like BITCH,ZOMBIES COMIN UP TO HELL RIGHT NOW! SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT 'EM! GRAB DAT SHOTGUN! U DONT NEED TO LOAD IT! WE DID THAT SHIT FOR YOU! WADDYA U PRESSIN SELECT FOR?!? U DONT HAVE TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE! BITCH,THERES ZOMBIES IN THE ROOM! HIS ASS IS ON FIRE! HE KILLED YO PARENTS! SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD!!!!! BITCH THIS AINT A CUTSCENE! PRESS A! U DONT HAVE TIME TO SMOKE A BOWL! PRESS A! JUMP FLIPSIE! JUMP!!!

[datsoon666]

@AssumptionofLife gypsie*

[Hornyflipper]

@AssumptionofLife you misquoted it .... :|

[MomoNKiley4ever]

was I supposed to laugh at this?

[YuutubeLosesAgainlol]

i don't even know what the hell was going on in kh2 after playing kh1. but the plot got so convulted and terrible i don't think it really matters.

[AssumptionofLife]

@YuutubeLosesAgainlol U ARE SOOOO RIGHT!!!!

that shit is confusing.

[Salatea]

Hesh wants a keyblade that shoots hollowpoints!

[TheJesterHaHa]

I love this man. "What are you pressing select for? You don't have time to make a profile! You thought this was a cutscene?" Damn. Stop on.

[jokermiester]

SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD

[69SAWYER69]

there's always time to smoke a bowl....

[philisthemaster]

PRESS A! PRESS A!!!! YOU DONT HAVE TIME TO SMOKE A BOWL!!! YOU STILL PLAYIN!!

fuckin classic.



[BurnLightningStorm]

AHEM AHEM SEPHIROTH AHEM AHEM anyone hear that?

[Doggieworld3]

TO audience: "LAUGH FUCKAS!" to quote Carlos Mencia

[Jaysus777Live]

jesus if i was there, you would have clearly heard me laughing my ass off

[TeknophagistMusic]

His humor is just like Aziz Ansari :D

[UnleashYourKeys]

@TeknophagistMusic Woah, you're right. Same delivery.

[gsterwesker310]

"panties with dookie in veding machines i love it" lol 0:58

[brucefuckinwayne]

"THAT'S BULLSHIT. IT TOOK ME LIKE FOUR YEARS."

So much truth in this speech omg

[CANISLUPIS100]

It's MC Pee Pants!

[sloaneVLOGS]

He sounds like a young black boy.

[DragonJTS]

Did he really just make quicktime events sound fucking awesome?

[MuppetMan246]

@DragonJTS "WHAT YOU DOIN!? THIS AIN'T A CUTSCENE! YOU AIN'T GOT TIME TA SMOKE A BOWL! PRESS 'A', PRESS 'A'! JUMP GYPSY!" LMAO!

[DragonJTS]

Apparently there were 404 people in the audience.

[dopple91]

@DragonJTS hahahaa

[AndreastheRed]

I know what he means, I just beat that damn game last night.

[FreedomNeocon]

rotfl

[1AnimatorKid]

This Should Have Been A Gamestop Commercial

[DJxSGGxNeo]

He got me at Kingdom hearts 2 : )

[Sephiroth6608]

DISNEY CHARACTERS COMING OUTTA EVERY ORIFICE!

[Pheyt14]

LMAO The RE got me laughing... "YOU AINT GOT TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE"!

[MuppetMan246]

@Pheyt14 Yeah! "HIS AXE IS ON FIRE! HE KILLED YOUR PARENTS!..." LMAO!

[Lizardprinceone1]

I love both the games and this is true, but he did get the RE4 things wrong. Want zombies play the old ones not RE4 or RE5.

[Shamanpowerr]

Jump, gypsy!

[Gogohax]

IT'S UP TO US!!!!!

[6Goth6Angel6]

Shoot em in the head!

[crazyrockboy]

brilliance

[ReaverKun]

Pfft. Normal people.

[umbrakvey]

this guys awesome how come no ones laughing

[Paxseko]

@blakdragan7 Me too! What an abomination! Kingdom Hearts was the first nail in the slowly built coffin Square Enix has been making for itself over the years. Disney colonialized Japan, and Japan thanks them for the butt rape with Kingdom Hearts.

[marie90]

even though this rant had me lmao, I completly have to disagree with you the first nail in the coffin for square was ff x-2. Kingdom hearts 1 was a classic with a plot that was actually fun and charming in its own right, they pulled off the whole ff meets CLASSIC disney perfectly not to mention it was the last game under the name squaresoft before the merger, it wasnt until kh2 that things started to get stupid with the anime cliche bullshit and easy ass gameplay (good thing bbs fixed that)

[HUUUUUUUUUUURR]

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[blacknwhiterulz]

You mean twilight town not hollow bastion

[EternallyLoveless]

This audience seriously sucks. I couldn't breathe when I heard this.

[dmanman1233]

Is he suppose to be funny? He's annoying as hell and how the hell can u compare a RPG to a action/horror game

[Suiko6272]

@dmanman1233 Hes a nerdcore rapper so think a raper + someone from the internet fused together. And its hilarious and you can compare them. Hes not comparing specific game elements, hes comparing progression since both are on the extreme side.. KH2 is still a game that I have never repicked up because its progression is the worst I have ever seen in a game. RE4 took the other route by chucking you into a room with a zombie to teach you how to shoot, then chucked a whole god damn village at you.

[lishakara]

Haha, Kingdom Hearts' plot is a clusterfuck. I was a total weeaboo for it all throughout middle and high school DX And then I realized, yeah, the plot sucks, but that doesn't make the games any less fun to play fortunately :>

Am I a rebel if I started with chain of memories...? I dunno.

Man this is great. Hard to believe KH2 is so... old now though lol

[Awsomestuph]

MAN i hope we solve this mystery.....AND NOTHING HAPPENS i think he was talkin about audience

[RAWRIAMSPOON]

Kingdom Hearts II's story was terrible, but oh my god the gameplay is so fantastic.

It's awesome as fuck.

[jubbles23]

@OhGodNo666 Read the comments I put up in the other video.

[crispybrains909]

wow....I thought in his raps he was using some sort of auto tune for his voice O_o lmao

[DevitMiku]

I laughed my ass off at this and I love Kingdom Hearts xD

I'm a rebel as well I jumped into two before I played any of the others!

[Niwa2006]

And i go to the bulletin board.

And i look at all the jobs.

And i do all the errands.

And i get enough muny.

To buy a train ticket.

To get on the dope ass disney train.

To get to the fun f***ing part of the game!

^_^ luv this guy!!!

[xXCoBH8CreWXx]

man this audience is so fucking lame

[CptWhitebread]

@xXCoBH8CreWXx You just can't hear them.

[housetek]

@xXCoBH8CreWXx dude i was cracking up during this, your right that audience is lame

[dopple91]

@xXCoBH8CreWXx it's been edited so you cant hear the crowd

[DemoticVEVO]

@xXCoBH8CreWXx

If you listen closely, there are people laughing their ass off.

Either the crowd isn't mic'd, or this is just direct recorded off of his mic.

[AyKay47]

@xXCoBH8CreWXx they're laughing, you just can't hear them that well on this.

[KIk0KYl3]

@xXCoBH8CreWXx Its not the audience..its more the fact that he isnt funny at all and all he is doing is yelling

[crimsonbehemoth]

@KIk0KYl3 i have both games. its funny because its true

[CreepyMcCreep]

What's with the silent audience? Did their mics get cut?

[Niwa2006]

@CreepyMcCreep i think this is edited, the background noise was cut (I'd be dying if i went to this ^_^)

[DemoticVEVO]

@Niwa2006

Nah, not edited.

The either didn't mic the crowd or it's just recorded from his mic.

[aardvark445]

@CreepyMcCreep

Im pretty sure nobody there gives a shit what the hell hes talking about. Wtf is he even talking about?

[dragonsniper3]

"BITCH THIS AIN'T A CUTSCENE, PRESS A!!!"

[DemoraX]

this is the first time i've actually seen the live guy! and OMG HE'S WHITE! did'nt expect that XD

[Antho143]

HE KILLED YO PARENTS!!! LMFAO

[IlStefan]

HIS AXE IS ON FIRE

[Lizardprinceone1]

@ilovemonkeyfeet I know I'm a big KH fan as well, but I'm also a RE fan

[kingdul5]

is this comedy

[DAtNizzaYOuKnOw]

RE4 was dope

[FoeHammer79]

1:54 to 2:15. I need this as a fucking ringtone.