Kathy Griffin PART 2

[thefrozencharles]

im sure her eyelash got caught...

[goodywin]

The reason people are so uncomfortable having her on their show is because they are worried she will do a better job hosting than they will and she completely takes over the show! I LOVE her!

[NewYorkerForGood]

"She had sex with her husband when she was 9."

[vim92]

The whole "I'm not gonna reveal that in public, cause I have a boundary" is fucking hysterical I CRACK UP EVERYTIME XD

[GazMysticism]

i love kathy but i think shes highly insecure hence the reason she never stops talking and the strain in her eyes

[dragonflybitch]

WE HAD ALOT OF VAGINAL SEX

[peter110022]

hahahhahahahaha "she may not be aware of who she's talking to"

[neerrg]

ok at 1:16 her eyes did something really freaky looking

[Eptigunraven]

@neerrg Yes! What was that?!?

[quietgiant93]

"Im taking that little bitch down" LOL

[saar144]

brooke shields doesn't talk to her? does she say in her book why?

i thought they were still friends. oh well....

[ninher]

Haha, no. I think it's in an early stand up special; Kathy tells a story about Brooke's wedding that Brooke didn't appreciate. They don't speak anymore because of that.

[saar144]

i think you're wrong. she tells about brooke's wedding in "Allegedly" (u can see it on youtube) and she actually says brooke told her to put it in her act.

[ninher]

Alright.

[jjguy23]

@saar144 I heard her say that if there was something she would take back it would be that.

[missraw]

Omg, she got so much botox, she can't even blink correctly. I like Kathy, but WOW.

[CalamityCarlos]

she had a botched LASIK eye surgery, her eyesight is messed up permanently. shes very open about it!

[majik13matt]

her book is funny as hell i read it when i got bored at target its a awesome book im going to buy it there were some parts i read like 5 times and still laughed like mad man lol

[de1dezire]

awesome! you made me wana go out and buy the book now! thanks!

[DeathAdder83]

I'd eat chef boyrdee out of Kathy Griffin's asshole, because I respect her.

[Matt52493]

?????????

[DeathAdder83]

yeah drinking and youtubeing is a bad idea : /

[notasluttydot]

That's nice. If you see that you are surrounded by buff guys in black suits DO NOT PANIC!!! They will take you to a happy place where the voices won't tell you to kill your mother.

[littlewhitebunni]

OMG this guy "ChadMedellin" is worse than waz and he talks like him to!! WTF

[cumboyz]

her eyes omg

wut happened!

still funny though

just a bit of scary

[sabritone]

Jimmy looks extra handsome here.

[ignant408]

lmao!! i love how she says "we had alot of vaginal sex" all serious n nonchalant hahahah

[corey246]

"Im taking that little bitch down" hahaha. Only Kathy would have the balls to say that on TV lol

[LunaonCrack]

god, that was a dead audience! she was hilarious! it seems there are a lot of dead audiences at jimmy's show...

[antontango]

"She may not be aware of who she's talking to"!!!!! OMG

[Maybeeee]

Brooke Shields is not talking to Kathy anymore? I thought that they are friends...

[peterzees]

Fucking hilarious

[doublefeature]

everything she says makes me laugh. like every. single. thing.

you know jimmy, heres what you don't know about love..

H8RS GONNA HATEEEEE

[LoOkAtMyBeEp]

It's the way she says them . And how quick she is . the way she says " i'm gonna outsell the bible " at 3:38 is too cute

[ChadMedellin]

She is not funny AT ALL. Plus, all her fans are gay.

Watch a real comedian for once. Like Russell Brand or Chappelle.

[doublefeature]

i hope you're kidding. russell brand is the opposite of funny. did you know that kathy dated your boyfriend QT?

[ChadMedellin]

RBrand is easily the most cerebral, quickest-witted comedian, certainly in the English-speaking world. Dame Judi Dench said, on Jonathan Ross, that he was the best improvisational actor she had ever known (and she has worked w/ all the greats), and in the Dickensian mold. Peep his appearance on the View a few weeks ago and say he's not funny.

Re QT dating Griffin, if that is true, we all make mistakes. And her unfunniness is distinct from the fact that her body is tight and her tits are big.

[doublefeature]

i've seen russell brands stand up, i've seen interviews of him, i've seen him host the MTV awards. never once was he funny. all he does is talk about how he'd fuck all these women that apparently not usually 'fuckable'

what does her body or tits have to do with anything? yeah she has had a shit ton of surgery, yeah she is insecure, what is your point? bitch is real as they get. i wish you wouldn't talk shit about my idols, chad.

[ChadMedellin]

To Alex:

Brand, in his standup + on radio, touches on homophobia, racism, Gordon Brown, Bush, existential nihilism, drug use, tantric sex, Buddhism, philosophy, the Shroud of Turin, agism, celebrity, etc.

I was suggesting that Griffin's body is good for her age, and that she has organic big tits, which is probably why QT boned her, despite her ghoulish face.

And what is "real" about her adoration, chasing of celebrity. Socrates was real. Griffin is court jester, and not even iconoclastic.

[doublefeature]

youtube wouldn't let me finish my comment but i wanted to also say:

plus QT went after her and although they didn't fuck, not because he didn't want to but because he wanted to prove that they could cuddle all night and not have to take it there. even your boyfriend loves KG so maybe you should take a note from him.

she doesn't need to chase celebrity, she is one. she had to earn and work for her fame. i never said she was an icon, unless you're talking personally.

[ChadMedellin]

You are creating what is called post hoc logical fallacy. Because QT wants to bone her or cuddle or whatever, that does not suggest that he enjoys her comedy. I can want to bone Ann Coulter and still dislike her work.

Also, that she is a celebrity does not preclude her adoration of celebrities. This interview, for example, was all about other celebrities. She went on a faux date w/ Levi Johnston becuz of his celebrity. Her hard work is irrelevant to the discussion. As is her cuddling w/ QT.

[doublefeature]

jokes, chad, jokes. obviously just because QT cuddled her, doesn't mean it'll convince you to think she is funny.

that is what she does, though. fans of her know that she does have other material, that has nothing to with her other celebrities. but she has found that people enjoy her honesty about her meeting with celbs. she went on a faux date with levi because it's fucking hilarious. who would ever picture her and him together? obviously his celebrity and the publicity has a lot to do with it.

[ChadMedellin]

Firstly, debating w/ you is quite challenging as you constantly bounce around from one point to another, in the most peculiar way.

You said Kathy is real. What is real about creating a show about meeting celebrities? What is real about going on a FAKE date? What is real about her face?

Answer to all the rhetorical questions above: Nothing.

[doublefeature]

her show isn't about meeting celebrities. it started out being a show about her life on the d list. season 1 is completely different from season 5.

she is upfront and honest about everything 'fake' you've mentioned. everyone, especially celebs, are fake in one way or another. she is honest about her fakeness, which in turn is real, at least to me. if you followed her career in any way, you'd understand what i was saying. she has been open about her plastic surgery, and insecurities from day 1.

[ChadMedellin]

Being honest about your obsession w/ celebrity and fakeness does not make you real. You're still fake. It's in the word... FAKEness! She is fake. She just tells the world about her fakeness.

You wrote that "everyone is fake". That is not true. I'm not fake. Hemingway wasn't fake. Bukowski wasn't fake. George W isn't/wasn't fake. Jonas Salk wasn't fake. David Foster Wallace wasn't fake. Maybe you're fake and dying inside, so you assume everyone else must be as well, which is super dooper wrongo!

[doublefeature]

how would you possibly know who is fake and who is real? in the way i view kathy, she is honest and that is real to me.

the only way you could know if a person is fake would be to witness them, throughout their life and then somehow look inside their soul to see if they were being true to themselves.

[ChadMedellin]

This last comment was the most lucid and sagacious of any you have conveyed to me as yet. Good job.

Kathy Griffin still sucks. And QT probably put it in while Kathy Griffin was passed out. I'd pu money on it.

De gustibus non est disputandum.

[doublefeature]

this last comment was the funniest thing of anything you have conveyed to me as of yet.

no but seriously this was the funniest thing you've said. and jsyk, if that did happen and kathy found out she'd probably find it to be just as funny. that is why she is fucking awesome.

i'm sorry i missed that last part, come again hitler?

[ChadMedellin]

Get off Kathy Griffin's ballsack! You obviously want her to penetrate you. Admit it. And suck on your toes. And digitally manipulate your poophole.

Wow! Is "de gustibus non est disputandum" a German phrase? Or is it Japanese? Or Farsi? I would say google it, you ignoramus, but I'm in a great mood. It is, in fact, a Latin aphorism meaning "there can be no arguing about taste".

You better be watching Mad Men and TiVoing "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and "Californication".

[doublefeature]

i don't need to admit, i think it's pretty obvious. i'd let her buttfuck me to the moon and back.

i could not tell one bit you were not in a great mood, taint face. i'm downloading music. i only watch tv online. so i'm waiting for mad men to be released. i don't watch curb but jysk larry david also loves KG, keke. i've already watched three pre airs of the new season of californication, it's awesome. i have a friend that speaks farsi & i know how to say one phrase in it. i'm pretty proud.

[ChadMedellin]

I speak 3 lanuages fluently and I'm learning a 4th, do you can suck it, w/ your single Farsi phrase. And I have an above average-sized sized penis and I'm in love w/ a stripper. Well, not a stripper, but certainly a sex worker.

So yeah, my life is WAY better than yours!

And Chelsea Handler can beat up Kathy Griffin anyday.

[doublefeature]

well chad maybe when i'm your age, i'll know four languages & one farsi phrase. or maybe i'll learn farsi fluently. did you ever think about that?

no one is comparing lives pal, obviously you'd win hands down. you get to fuck a pretty girl regularly or semi regularly, so duh plus 1 for you.

i ain't denying chelsea could kick kathys ass. bitch is from jersey, she doesn't fuck around.

[kahretsin]

Who the fuck is QT?

[ChadMedellin]

If you're unable to keep up w/ the discussion, best not to try to join in.

[kahretsin]

i'm not interested in total strangers' discussion. I just wanted to know who this QT guy is that fucked Kathy Griffin. obviously you're too uptight to answer but choose to put on an attitude...

A big cock up your arse would take you down a notch or two. You might even turn up to be a more likeable person. Give it a try. with a rubber ofcourse.

[ChadMedellin]

You are either interested in our conversation or you are not. If you want to know who QT is, you are interested in that aspect of our conversation. If you are not interested, you are wasting both our times.

So which is it?

And what can you possibly expect to achieve w/ your soliloquy on anal penetration? It does not get you to your answer. And if you are genuinely interested in said answer, it would seem to make it's attainment all the more unlikely. Wouldn't you agree?

[kahretsin]

err...are you a bit thick? ( you are but you know in the wrong part of your body) you said you shouldn't join in our conversation. in which i am not interested anyway. let me make it clear. I DO NOT WANT TO JOIN IN YOUR DISCUSSION! I can say that in 4 other languages if you still do not get it.

Oh and I already got my answer (tarantino) google is your friend. but my advice for you still remains

[ChadMedellin]

Yes, Google, Inc. is your friend. Next time, perhaps you might try IT rather than pestering others (e.g. your's truly) w/ your inane queries. That way you don't appear the idiot.

Removing your comment was the proper course of action as you came off quite daft (UK slang).

Re your comment your "claim" to multilingualism, that seems horribly insecure of you to offer up that bit on such a markedly unsolicited basis.

You are not my intellectual peer. Genuflect in obeisance.

Warm regards.

[kahretsin]

LOL thanks for taking me seriously enough to offer a psycho analyses. How about leaving your house more often rather than dissecting youtube comments

Oh yeah a brocolli is more of an intellectual peer for you. Simdi siktir git am beyinli kaltak!

[ChadMedellin]

You must so rarely have people take you seriously as to have to thank me for doing so. I feel bad for you.

Sans astute riposte, you revert to banal humour. To each his own I suppose.

Again, while you are not the only one w/ multilingual abilities, you are the only one insecure enough to find it necessary to shout it to the world. Again, I feel bad for you.

Also, psychoanalysis is a single word. The singular is 'psychoanalysis'. 'Psychoanalyses" is the plural.

You're welcome.

[kahretsin]

Yeah you're the only person to take me seriously on youtube. People usually come on youtube for a laugh. People who have a life that is.

LOL isnt that a bit funny that you mentioned speaking a few languages on this same page, yet you accuse me of showing off for doing the same.

Thanks for the spell check...we do need people with no social lives and jobs doing spell checks for all the youtube comments. It's all for the world peace.

[ChadMedellin]

This is what happens when you poke your nose into the conversations of others...

The dialogue that I was having w/ 'doublefeature' was an on-going one. We know each other (i.e. outside of the internet landscape), and well. You chose to insinuate yourself on our conversation w/o being fully informed. She knows of my linguistic abilities. You do not. Your bad.

And re the spell checking, you're welcome. I'm always glad to help the less intellectually capable.

Cheers.

[tanglewordMRBOGGLE]

chad, leave the thesaurus. the message youre trying to get across is less effective.

[ChadMedellin]

The implication inherent in your comment is that my prose contains more than a smidgeon of sesquipedalia vis a vis my word choice. As I have not actually made use of a thesaurus in the affectuation of any of these postings, your comment is unintentionally complimentary re my command of the language, though this was most likely not your aim. That said, if YOU in particular find my prose too dense or difficult to grok, perhaps I might recommend that you DO grab/make use of a thesaurus.

Cheers.

[ChadMedellin]

And why did you remove all but this message? Firstly, you come off as completely sanctimonious. Second, you appear a thoroughgoing coward for your removal of words you had the audacity to post in the first place.

[doublefeature]

btw if i wanted to watch an obnoxious englishman telling funny stories i'd watch ricky gervais, tyvm.

[ChadMedellin]

I think that you may have a problem w/ wht you perceive as Brand's male chauvinism, which is why you dislike 2.5 Men. I think you may be heterphobic, perhaps?

I like Gervais as well, so there is that.

And your last comment implies that while Brand is obnoxious, he does actually tell funny stories. Were you aware of that?

[doublefeature]

i'm definitely heterophobic. ew straight people.

funny to some people.

[ChadMedellin]

But you like me. Nay "love" me was the word you used, so yeah, you totally like dick. But because you need the right dick, a treat-you-right dick, and you think a few girls are hott, you feel you must be a lezzie. You just wait. I will turn you into a phallo-phile.

And it's not fun when you don't joke back. Then I just look like a total douchebag. Thanks for that.

[doublefeature]

but that was a joke :[

[ChadMedellin]

Haha. Damn you're funniest when you're not even trying. When you try, again I want to take a razor blade to my thigh so that I know I'm still alive. So that I can feel something and not the vacuous emptiness and yawning void that seems to unendingly accompany all your "jokes".

[plewis]

Hey I'm gay and I like Russell Brand and Chappelle. Just saying. She's Funny.

[ChadMedellin]

To plewis:

If you like DChappelle RBrand, then you obviously have good comedic sense.

Excepting, of course, the fact that you like Kathy Griffin, though I can't really hold that against you, if you are gay. I believe liking Kathy Griffin is required of all gays, right? Like Cher. And Madonna. And West Side Story. And expressing your feelings.

[doublefeature]

um i do not like madonna, nor west side story. and i only like cher in a ironic way. can we not stereotype gays, chad?

[ChadMedellin]

Firstly, your gayness is still in dispute.

2ndly, I was referring to gays as the males of the species. Lezzies being the females. Even GLAAD makes this distinction.

3rdly, all gays (guys only) like West Side Story and the Wizard of Oz (because of Judy Garland) and sharing emotions and Hairspray and Madonna and Cher, non-ironically and baking.

Please, I thought you were cool. And not uptight. Anyway, stereotypes are awesome!

[doublefeature]

so now because i made a joke about disliking gay stereotypes, i'm not cool ? :[ that hurts a lot.

i know plenty of gay men that don't even know who judy garland is, let alone are fans of hers. which is sad because judy is pretty awesome.

[ChadMedellin]

Yes, because you dislike gay stereotypes, you are a hypocrite.

And every gay knows and adores Judy Garland, whether they admit it or not. Just like they adore the musical "Cats", ABBA, Joan Rivers, gym showers, men in hot pants, parading their pride, holding hands, Russian bath houses, gloryholes, and Marc Jacobs (even though Marc Jacobs is pretty awesome).

[LusiousLipsd90210]

i love kahty so so so much

[andresc123]

she fuck herself up by saying it would outsell the bible now she wont sell any...trust me ask the titanic....

[MrStupidfag]

bible=bullshit

[andresc123]

and why are you telling me? i didnt write it...and its funny to hear it from someone whoe names himeself mrstupidfag...

[shivastotravali]

um, as of today it's #1 on the NY Times bestseller list....

[tetrulz]

people please pause at 1:18 hahahaha

[blackkiki112]

omfg... hahaha

that is so fucking funny!!!

thanks!

[xdieannax]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! good stuff

[BlueSpirit3743]

loooooooooooool!!!!!!!

[keybels]

so many wrinkles

[mylittleporny]

i wish she would stop rehashing her material so often

[psychawareness]

"Life is about trying." Jimmey Kimmel knows all about that.

[music4life098]

She should just get an Emmy for taking Levi Johnston to the Teen Choice Awards. Hahahahahaha.

[Devin1488]

"well she may not be aware of who she's talking to" ahahah classic kathy g.

[rinatmm]

I love Kathy. Great interview, thanks for uploading!

[fanatsy22]

i love herrrrrrrrrr,

i go straight just to be with her

kiss for kathy

[Tracymmo]

What a gorgeous top on her!

[buffymtl]

lololol.......it's a quebec thing......... hilarious, i'm from montreal and this was a huge story while Celine Dion was growing up..........

[labolafia]

Levi Johnston did the red carpet! i thought she waxed down there!

[Orangeflava]

kathy tells it like it is!!

[itmeitches]

i wanna do her for some reason. Lmao

[vianduch88]

her eyes are creepy.

[EryahJames88]

i noticed that too

[doublefeature]

it's called eye surgery

[superc]

Damn jimmy you uploaded it yourself.. your youtube uploader of course

[0790a]

Hahaha the Celine Dion part cracked me up

[MelissaG87]

Mmm, Jimmy...

[byeeye]

God, I just loooove me some Kathy Griffin. :p

[drobb18]

nice shirt. 25 cents.

[uroprop]

nice facelift

[wisteria321]

"im taking that little bitch down..." lmao!

[becooool010]

my whole life Never watched her

smile after telling a Joke

or hearing one !

[sevSpirit]

Fucking hillarious! I'm still laughing out loud ... she is brilliant

[FUl0VECk]

this bitch...haha