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  • Bla bla bla bla bla, nlabla bla bla T-shirt bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla babanababbbla

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  • You know how mad I would be if some grubby unwashed chick put on one of my pressed clean shirts in bed? Go with a big t shirt instead.

  • that was really funny. especially in the end when she farted :D

  • if a girl is really beautiful she looks always "sexy"

  • Wow, why is it that women feel they need to do this for us guys? This is stupid

  • Notice how good the guy looks at the beginning....*sigh* guys are so lucky

  • if you women take this advice you are going to end up with a pussy for a man

  • That is a load of shit.

  • the girl is a ugly mongo

  • my shirt tried to steal one of my shirts b4. now she's my ex.

  • Im not gonna do all that crap just to be sexy for 10 mins

  • @0XxBubblegumXx0

    Not everyone is beautiful at all ;)

  • dont you ruin my shirt with your perfume .. the last thing i need is to smell like a chick

  • i'm pretty sure the sexiest thing anyone, boy or girl, can do in the morning is make an english breakfast. instead what we will be seeing is a lot of guys pissed off that their nice shirts now need to be ironed again and smell like girl.

  • That was so goddamn stupid AND misogynist. Good work!

  • Ermmm ok I'm a girl but I'm pretty sure NO guy would appreciate a girl putting on one of his FRESHLY DRY CLEANED button-ups to bed lol

  • that was hilarious

  • Who else died when you heard the fart at the end?

  • ı Love Sexy Girl xD

  • spray perfume? but my Girlfriend come back today

  • SHE looks like HE!

  • lol that fart was unnecessarily funny

  • she dint wash her face ._>

  • But why is she purple?

  • HAHAHAHAHA SHE'S GROOOOOOOSSSSSSSS XS

  • I ate dinner a few minutes before watching this video. When I got to 0:28, I puked it all out.

  • Dude in my experience chicks look best in the early morning with bedhead and everything.

  • This absolute crap, if you have to get up in the morning and freshen up before your partner wakes up, then there's something wrong

  • Bitch, is that my shirt!?

  • All the deep comments about beatuy, please sdfu everyones beautiful and shizz but gosh no need to go Dr.Phil on the youtube video!

  • /watch?v=7QLSRMoKKS0 link for the laugh at the end

  • lmao this is funny

  • you smell candace

  • THE AIR CONDITIONING COMMERCIAL LOLLLL

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  • 0:22 she looks like a zombie :F

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  • He got jump

  • bitches....i just screw them and run away like a train gone hayway....

  • Deceit is not going too far...

  • lmao...a fart? that's sexy.

  • What about him! Doesn't he have fart-breath in the morning??!!

  • @TantPire LMAOO

  • i like the fart at the end ;D

  • LOL the first few seconds *pokes the hair*

  • ahahhhhaah

  • Awsome video

  • its funny hehehe

  • And the next time you do it, the man wakes up before you.

  • how to be sexy in the morning - for guys

    wake up

    realize that you are a guy

    go back to sleep

  • @1wolfpack0 lolz funni but truee

  • @1wolfpack0 hahahaha U are right

  • hahahahahaha :D

  • hahahahah is this a joke>>>???

  • only for girls who wake up looking horrible x.x

  • that girl isn't ugly

  • Haha this is hiliriaous! I diffently needed a heads up. I don't want my bf mistaken me as a dog or a mop since my hair tends to get out of control in the morning.

  • just take a shower!!!!!!!!

  • reallie a fart

  • @QueenBeez13 Really, you can't spell or use proper grammar either?

  • @XxHannahHeartBreakxX yes i can but if i dnt want to i dnt have to so just chill out cuz its aint dat serious

  • dame...she's totally UGLY!!

  • Hah she spent that long to fake sleep? What if he didnt wake up for plenty of hours later

  • m glad the guy dosent have to give so much shit!

  • @CarieHairsted oh I see?

  • That is so stupid. Why would he want you to steal his shirt? And sexist. So you have to do all this primping while he just wakes up and farts?

  • @psychicbyinternet Omg hahaha I laughed so bad xD

  • ugly girl

    

  • wtf she looked like billy joe from greenday

  • How to be sexy in the morning? The trick is to wake up next to the person who loves you. He will be blind to any imperfections, seeing the women he loves.

  • @howtobesexyy That is bullshit. He/she (way to be heteronormative!) WILL see those imperfections. The thing is that he/she won't mind that much.

  • @howtobesexyy women?! Hallelujah, brother! :D

  • @howtobesexyy pssshhhh we love you most definately more than anything but trust me WE NOTICE =p but we still love you (and were smart enough to not comment on how you look)

  • @howtobesexyy I was gonna comment that but good I read your comment first. And all I can say about it is: I wouldn't say it better and Exactly.

  • @howtobesexyy Honey that's not always the case. There are many scenarios unthought of out there in the real world.

  • @howtobesexyy

    Hell yes

  • @howtobesexyy naww

  • @howtobesexyy

    They mean if you don't even know the person lol

  • @howtobesexyy written by a woman

    @1wolfpack0 written by a guy

  • why would she carry hair bands, perfume and other stuff, and forget a brush?.

  • AHAHHAHHA oomfg this is soo funny

  • step 7(last step): hug him and fart on him!

  • haha fart

  • @Binetz27 LOL YOU CRAZY

  • ? her bags are gross..

  • if she carried perfume, why didn't she carry a hair brush...

  • ok

  • Wait... wouldnt she take the hairband off? It kinda gives it away if she doesnt?

  • Ummm, if your DATE wakes up with you in bed, then, doesn't that make you a tramp? lol

  • Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

  • PAUSE 0:24

  • mattdane you got it bang on the money lol

  • Hold your breath.

    2) Copy all of these steps.

    3) Go to two other video.

    4) Paste it in the comments.

    If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

    The ending.

    :D

  • STFU Beach!!!! Just too focinc stuff to do...

  • instead the guy's hair looks untouched in the mornz ^^

  • ssooooo, the only way for her to be sexy its to go and "hide" it before he see's the truth? :P just what i "saw" xD

  • hahaha i only liked the fart of the vid and the laugh offcourse!

  • fart haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • WTF does it matter to me!? when I wake up she's usually dead, just like she was last night!

  • best to wash your finger before brushing your teeth with it dont you think?

  • 1:40

  • fart... (laughts)

  • Do guys really like it when you were there clothes not saying i dont like it i love the idea but no one wants to get in trouble with the guy if she is!

  • @ImyImy8oncp i personally wouldn't mind however with other men they may be angry if you start putting on there new or best clothes. hope this helps.

  • so... manipulative.. love it :D

  • i'd think she was trying to rob me if she got up b4 i did

  • who laughed at the fart at the end?

  • @xevilwalksx me... :3

  • @xevilwalksx I did!

  • She is ugly after primping too. man, a real lady don't have to do that shit to freshen up! (besides washing face and brushing teeth, naturally)

  • She looked better in her shirt.

  • this is... crazy

  • fuck i love video jug they are so funny

  • that is one unattractive girl. do all girl look like that in the morning?...

  • @SuperbD2009 Have you never pulled one to find out?

  • @SuperbD2009 Yeah...pretty much!  That's one of the reasons girls take so long to get ready! I went to a sleepover with about 9 other girls and we all looked pretty much like her in the morning!

  • @abadsh123456 looked better on alcohol for him

  • @abadsh123456 isnt she? lol

  • @abadsh123456 not really..

  • @abadsh123456 haha that girl is prob prettier than 60% of dudes gfs in this bitch lmao

  • @abadsh123456 yes :D

    Peace from Egypt :p

  • relly like it thank you!

  • اعوذ بالله

  • HA! Its a trick! All that crap stops once the ring is on the finger.

  • ranom ugly chick in my bed? il put it in the words of Dave Chappelle, "you got to get the fuck out of here"

  • god!! she so fucking ugly its not even sexy no matter how hard she tries

  • How a man freshens up in the morning:

    1) Take a piss

    2) Wash your balls

    3) Pit Check

    4) Breath Check

    5) Bust your first nut

    6) go back to sleep.

  • some say guys r dumb. this is not tru. no guy is so dumb that he wouldnt notice that the grl he slept with has changed her clothes, hair, & makeup when she was supposed 2 b fast asleep. i mean, seriously

  • yeah, chachachaleah, cause guys and girls are different, gasp

  • Random fart at the end?

  • wtf how is a girl supposed to wake up in the morning before the guy without an alarm clock, but then that would wake him up too.

  • good

    

  • I find this a little sexist. WHy does the guy get to just lay there and be nasty? Is there a how to be sexy in the morning for guys??? Probably not.

  • @chachachaLeah tits or gtfo

  • lol, if women is ugly no make up will help)) but if women is cute no make will need in morning)) video for stupid ppl))

  • Miley Cyrus?

  • epic.

  • LOL! Too funny!

  • Err ok im a girl but i bet that taking a guys freshly dry cleaned and ironed shirt will piss them off...

  • Have fun doing that every morning..

  • 1:41 done xD 

  • Hahahahha

  • Cool She couldn't have at least chosen a pose that her breasts looked good in? - - Naked Lady Gaga. C00M -

  • ....she still looks like a dog.

  • farting is the worst thing to do

  • That was Retarded

  • how funny,,,, 

  • dont sleep with a guy who doesnt like u without makeup?

  • oh my god girls you trying to learn all these thingssssssssssssssssss

    hahahhhahahahaha

  • why was she wearing pants?

  • lindsey lohan at 0:23

  • =w= I say what's the point~ the only thing you have to do is avoid looking like HER :'D

  • LMAO! Pause at 1:10 people :L

  • @robynxxxpopadich xDDDDD "O_O WTF!?"

  • @robynxxxpopadich she is so fuckin ugly