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  • awesome

  • Good camera angles!!!

  • Well made video.

    

  • thats messed up he shot that dude and u all suck cock bitches

  • burn weed shoot in the face not always in that order

  • hey my name is jared too.

  • He has quite the house

  • w00t s00ooo Eppp111ccc =D

  • this sucks hell i cant even think of any other series that sucks more than this

  • Someones getting laid tonight!

  • dont you dont destroy that much pot christ u steal it and sell it lol

  • Haha hes in shit city rofl rofl rofl

  • thats alot of fuckin marowana(i think i spelled it right)

  • @halodude4443 I think it has a "j" in it

  • @halodude4443 marajuana

  • @TownRetard It's Marijuana

  • @jesuslikes2party Or pot. 1000x easier. lol

  • @halodude4443 lol not even close

  • package for mr (whatever his name is) what fucking package *shoots him* lol

  • mr ordin lol

  • Oh wow... That's just, errg...

  • hard to make serious macinima. this proves it

  • lol freddy gipson,he was in my clan a while back (citadel) and we let him go his tag was gip007

  • ya...

  • where can i download the map, its cool

  • Wow, and my initials and last name are in here, you try to figure it out Jared, I sort of knew it would be it due to the user name, by the way, I'm new to this so don't complain

  • fuck that guy hes a cop

  • omfg gaurdian is made out of weed!

  • wtf is rachel like his baby sister

  • nah, i think theyre going out

  • then he is a fucking creeper for dating a 4 yr old

  • Wait are you talking about real life?

  • LMAO @ 2:19 check out the citiy's name.

    "Shit city"

  • in what universe does bumping into a panel ring a doorbell

  • kinda gay

  • hey mt real names Jared!

  • cannabis are u serious shud hav been lik smugglin weps to elites r summin?

  • V comment below directed to "wawern" V

  • Its impossible to make a serious halo 3 machinima... Its just lame

  • look up Deus Ex Machina

  • I have seen a few episodes and its absolutely lame

  • look up The Forgotten Spartans

  • Rofl, that one is even worse

  • watch ep 3 of it

  • You have no taste :(

  • Sure, just because i think that movies made in games with horrible voice acting suck... -.-

  • Look up this

    The Lost: Episode 1 (A Halo 3 Machinima Series)

  • i know but they arent coming out with the last ep or the next at least

  • whans the next cazador episode coming

  • ...seen it Anime Black Cat...

  • 2:40 lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • is the girl actually a girl

  • She does sound like a girl...unless its a fag? haha no offence to whoever is playing Rachel

  • none taken, that actually has to be one of the nicer comments i get

  • aha lolz

  • double lol

  • this was good but i think hard justice might of had it by a few points in my book

  • this was pretty good. I've seen a lot good halo 3 machinma that get over looked and I think this was one of them.

  • pretty decent just the girls voice is the only off putting thing. other than that great job and lookin forward to nxt episode

  • eh

    thats all i have to say

  • Good effects and saturation. Absolutely horrible voice and honestly you need a less perky female voice actor.You needed a fade out one the credit music ,too. You could really do much better. Hope I gave you constuctive help.

    Good luck in making a better series

    The UTP

  • This is pretty crappy. Nothing compared to hard justice!!

  • :/

    ???

  • rate it a 3 but have a dream it will become better

  • Could be good, can't wait for the upcoming episode.

  • pssh. don't pay attention to these idiots. Your machinima is awesome. great music, btw

  • Hard Justice is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooo much better than this.

  • There not even worth comparing. But why don't you be constructive instead of posting a retarted, unhelpful comment. If you t might be the next Hard Justice. Woah look I used less letters in my comment, too

  • lol shit city

  • Add &fmt=18 to the end of each vid for high quality!

  • Rachel needs to improve her voice acting

  • It is a universal setting meaning this could be ten years from now so stop thinking all halo machinimas are set in the halo universe keefster101

  • lol tommy

  • joseph sucks pp at halo

  • you burned the drug wow you do relise you just actavated it and now any1 in tha area wil be affected

  • machinima guys.... YOU ROCK!

  • "i just paged jared"wtf who pages anymore? Were in 2009 not 1990

  • Lol, yeah, and in halo its like 2300? 2500?

  • Hey guys sorry I uploaded without compressing therefore there will be no high quality so for now on I am rendering and compressing my normal way where you can view my good quality. Sorry for the inconvenience.

  • lol i bet.

  • amazingly amazing

  • pretty good

  • worse than deus ex machina

  • omfg lmao.

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  • wow

  • lol fuckin Machinima takes this shiit?WTF is going on here??This is the bottem of the barrel.KIds should just stick with playing this game.Wasn't worth the time to even laugh at(and thats really sad)

  • StandingGate.

    so im guessing your a Digital Ph33r fanboy? lol

  • your

  • def. a digitalqueer fanfag

  • omg its ph33r not queer u queer

  • ur a fag no one loves u try to make a mahinima dic lover ahahhahhahhhahhahh

  • this is jokes lol

  • This is a cliched mess, machinima is just accepting anything.

  • Your right man! Digitalqueer is so much better!

  • That was good but was to short

  • nice forging and filming, but the plotline is a little boring

  • The filming was great but theres no plot he just talks kills a dude jokes with his partner and tries to bang chick wtf.?

  • the end was the best.he said ''rachel by any chance are you free this sunday?

  • Then some cheesy porn music starts...

  • Thanks :D

  • awsome forge work on the neighborhood

    4/5

  • meh storyline leaves alot to be desired for but the editing and filming were first rate :\ 3/5

  • the story needs more work but the filming was great and I would like to see more in the future. 4 stars

  • dont want to see the movie anymore i am bored

  • The girls terrible.

  • wow the house looks much bigger inside

  • good filming but the story is not so great 3.5/5. i'll be watching this, seeing if it get better

  • nice, I like it! ^^

  • give me an S give me a H give me a I give me a T what does that spell SHIT

  • Package for mr. Gordon?

    what fucking package?

    BLAM

  • what's with the mistakes in the descripiton of the vid?

  • aaaaaaaa noooooo the end of the wooooooooorld

  • lolololololololoololololol

  • nice, good improve on the burning that is a good bonus for these guys defently 4/5

  • Rachel sound like a friggin computer

  • Pretty nice work. I'll be watching this series

  • 3/5

  • Cazador means Hunt in spanish, and he is a bounty hunter.

  • why is called cazador?

  • the assination could have have been more silent

    but you make bourne look like shit

  • this makes hard justice look shit

  • at 4:44 no one is pressing the keys

  • OH NO!

  • haha dude thats actali prety kool make more

  • This is good, get a better video recorder though, other than that this Machinima is fantastic and I think it's going to go on my favourites. Well done and keep em coming.

  • Great intro! I've been longing for another good machinima series so don't disappoint me. I hope a good plot comes up for later episodes.

  • all and all i think it will make a good series but the voice acting does need a tiny bit of work :)

  • saxgirl is kinda bad at voice acting it sounds like shes just reading the script with no emotion what so ever. but all in all guys that was good

  • yeh i agree

  • lol archbomber needs to stick to whatever it is he does besides voice acting

  • this was a very good machinima at <3, but it could be much better. For one thing, starting off a series with , "Hi" wasnt the best idea. Also, you could make the characters heads move so you dont have 2 fill their face w/ screen to show that their talking. Lastly  this is supposed to be a grim/minor comedy as far as i can tell, so you might want to make it a little more "dire" if you know what i mean; i geuss depressing would work also. Overall a very good machinima, great job!

    I hope u c this!

  • Pretty good, id say 4 stars

  • nice burning of pot. keep the series up

  • That was pretty good, I'll be keeping my eye on this series! Keep it coming! 5/5

  • sweet. can i download those maps!?!?!?!

  • "Package, for Mr. Gordon"

    BAM

  • hmm... a few things with it. I mean good background stuff, but as a bounty hunter machinima maybe a little more action? and he justs come up to the guy and shoots him. If i was a bounty hunter, id be mission impossible and like cut off the glass and kill him as silent as possible without a trace :P

  • Alright, right now I am working on the second 1

  • Hey, I like it.

    I'm interested to see more.

    Keep it comming man

  • that was good 5/5 i like the way u used guardian

  • haha "Package for Mr. Gordon." "What fucking Package-" BAM

  • thats one nice basement

  • Holy crap that was a lot of weed.

  • Aeachosphere, pink is the universal color representing female other then purple. That is the only reason I used it.

  • so like what's this suppose to be about?

  • the video dosen't make much sense

  • Can you change the girls color ? Not all girls like pink.

  • put &fmt=18 at the end so much better

  • I thought Jared was the only way.

  • i think it was good but you can improve like the other comment i mean common some was getting a hit becasue wed in the basement but nice try c ya

    Reaper

  • thts quite gd =p

  • ha funny the jared guy is how you spell my name too JARED!!!

  • .....great....

    uhm how many other ways are there to spell Jared?

    ????

  • thank you jade.

  • Really you guys, chill

    and please if you are going to comment then can you make it a well thought out comment about what you liked or disliked and suggestions on how we can improve? please?

  • Good solid AWESOME!1!!1one! Good everything really, nothing my criticizm can put you down for this time buddy boy, I dare say, sometimes in it's aspect, instead of a long dramatic chat sequence, he just shoots the guy right then and there, and proceeds to burn! what do you excpect? they're bounty hunters, they do what for they please.

  • Congrats NewScape!

  • Im only 14. Also you guys need to grow up, I mean honestly you don't need graphic killing and shitting on peoples dead bodies for something to be good.

  • wow weed in the basement

    why not like rape incest or murder

  • Because, MCxcrizzle, they are freakin' bounty hunters, they take the first job that they're given, it doesn't matter if it's for the law or not. These ain't yer real life bounty hunters or nothin', see?

  • Good job want to see the next one

  • the girl doesn't act that good

  • pretty good story, funny in a serious way, about hitmen(aaaah hellz yeahz), but you kinda need to improve voice acting. keep it up.

  • faiiiilllll

  • horrendous.

  • The credits were also poorly done.

  • Boring. No in depth scenes at all.

  • It's ok, not bad at all, I hope to see it develop in future episodes.

  • I like halo machinima but come on has it not kinda been done to death now

  • HORRIBLE!!!

  • episode needs to be longer, voice needs to be deeper. other than that it wasn't to bad