Morrissey interview Jonathan Ross 2004 - part 1

[Kitificationable]

Morrissey is such a fucking nob. Love him to bits.

[TheSammyJJ]

the laugh at 3:56 cracks me up

[xBlindFerretx]

Can anyone else see my thinking when I say Morrissey and Liam Gallagher remind me of each other? Not musically, I mean one being an introvert and one being an extrovert. Each with their own sense of humour that not everyone understands? probably just my ignorant opinion...

[lizazp92]

yesss yesssss yesssss

[limatedman]

"I don't like people to be honest"

I can also rip off a top rated comment.

[INNATEHUMAN]

it takes me a long time with people too, seeing this vid on morrissy is kinda comforting in that response.

[fitnessealliance]

I used to think Morrissey was a twat when I was younger.

Now, I know he's a twat and can completely understand why.

[opera123able]

Seven friends - how many people can say they have seven real friends? It depends how you define a 'friend' I suppose, but seven genuine friends is a lot.

I'd be amazed if any of Jonathan Ross's so called "friends" - including his wife - are as loyal or genuine as any of Morrissy's 7.

[rockguru123]

Oh Morrissey, you never cease to amaze me.

[Uhavebeenfrimponged]

Joey bartons less self involved alter ego

[iwearlemontee]

ross is such a cunt

[burningburney94]

god. I have a fucking man crush on the mozzer.

[KingEyebrow]

jesus I have less friends than mozza.

[wttwmusic]

Agree with him about American TV. Compared to the UK, ours is quite stilted and so controlled.

[Rocketman2396]

He is amazing.

[Frostysoduh]

fuck off



[marigoldpunkrock93]

I can't wait for the Morrissey biography

[calliekennedy31]

he is a beautiful man

[Nonmachaine]

I love how 'God' is one of the tags. So true.

[onoix]

watching him I can see myself !!! the difference is that I don' sing and I pump iron :(

[tracehazarrrrd]

you are the quarry is actually an excellent album, he's right, may have been his best work since the smiths at the time, course never really heard much of the work between, but...

[whackmykitty]

baby

[paulmac2012]

my god this man has aspergers, watching this interview explains his awkward brilliance.

[weirdcitykid]

@paulmac2012

Yes he does.

[klaatu1998]

@elephantstone24 Of course he is racist, he isn't racist in this interview because it's the BBC. He said, "I don't hate Pakistani's, I just don't like being in their presence..."

[jondavis1234]

@klaatu1998 There is absolutely nothing racist about that. Pull your fat head out of your arse.

[officialRSgods]

i love Morrissey!

[RockyM3003]

0:10.. leather sofa. 

[goldenhorn1967]

What a twat!  JR, that is! :)

[gillixedge]

You should read his Lyrics maybe then you would know that he can't be a racist!

[klaatu1998]

He is a racist dick but very talented.

[elephantstone24]

@klaatu1998 what makes you think he's a racist?

[foreverspears22]

i love morrissey the best

[JJJJJJJJDDDDDD]

"What does it say on your passport?" "Mozzy."

[Frobe1357]

best ever album, I'm sorry but you can't beat the smiths debut or the queen is dead.

[SilentSarahxoxo]

Proud veggie! :)

[deathbypowerglove]

"You Are The Query" was my first Post-Smith's Morrissey album.

Probably my favorite one.

[galinamakesmusic]

"Can I call you Steven?"

"No."

[SuperSamud]

i love him too. more

[luvfranzferdinand]

i love him. very very much.

[Museonaut]

'no body could be that hungry'

I know a few african's who'd say otherwise.

[ZobaK1]

arrogant? he is just "natural"...

[boxofdeadhippies]

what an arrogant dickhead

[danielgrimmer]

i think jonathan ross sells himself short in this interview. dont think hes as stupid as he is acting here

[ursie1986]

oh he's arrived in a huntsman's jacket, how nice!

[PepperDr94]

OTHER than his dance move (WHICH ARE FUCKING EPIC btw) I wouldnt be able to tell he is gay :L

[LondonPride25]

@PepperDr94 He's more A than gay.

[PepperDr94]

@LondonPride25 A?

[LondonPride25]

@PepperDr94 Asexual.

[ilovedarkness100]

I can listen his voice all my time

[bluebl00d5]

HAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG I LOVE YOU MORRISSEY I LOVE YOU

[TheKidInWayfarers]

Why didnt you cry?

[Frequency95]

"I don't like people to be honest"

I can relate.

[MindfreakMCR]

god... morrissey's such a badass motherfucker... I don't care if he's 50 I still think he's gorgeous.

[KoochyWoochy]

Morressey.. awsomely honest and funny.

[peacefrog1916]

what a smug, pretentious anus this man is.

[cbullen09]

@peacefrog1916 Beauty in the eye of the beholder. He is emotion personifed.

[LManPwner]

Hero.

[danny274z]

Wish he'd get back with Johnny Marr.

[hannahtheplatt]

'no one could be that hungry.'

what an irresponsible thing to say.

[1961axis]

Jonathan Ross is liked and loved by nearly everyone, because nearly everyone is as vacuous as he is. Ross’ reaction to Morrissey’s remarks about television was genuine...the world loves the garbage and we are spoon fed it day in day out; Ross confuses glibness with wit.

[koolzy1]

Such a legend of a man.

[franklymrshanklyy]

@daner31 he moved from England to LA in 1998 and stayed there until 2004-5ish, then he lived in Rome 2005-06, and now he lives all over the place

[jessielebon]

"I don't like people to be honest" I understand how Morrissey feels.

[matpeachey]

he gives a great interview!

[daner31]

i thought he lived in Rome....

[M1995C]

hes so attractive jeeez

[jonboyjones2]

Awkward moment when Jonathan obviously means Jonny Marr at 5:53

[slmtutorials]

3:56 ... that is all

[DrSalvador15]

The fact that Morrissey is a vegetarian bothers me more than the fact that he's a tosser.

[4everliam]

@DrSalvador15  his business. why would you care.

[sarabower1]

anyone who as anyone knows that England has the best tc on earth

[leonakita]

@mimoma99 I look at many artists on youtube, your point is moot. I readily admit I liked his music in the 80s and 90s, but once the info age has opened the doors to the lives of these artists and we can see what they really are...all bets are off...Moz proves time and time again he is a moody flamer with Bowie penis envy who hates America. I don't believe i can make myself any clearer.

[69crafty]

That women who laughs @ 3.57 needs to be shot.

[pineybyrne]

@69crafty We will find her.

[UnderTheAffluence]

@69crafty I think it's a passing parrot.

[consul1957]

@69crafty 

[PepperDr94]

@69crafty LMFAO!

[noisyneil]

@69crafty if she ever laughs like that on a duck hunt she likely will be.

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

@69crafty LOL Her laugh made me laugh.

[Smallville357]

@IThinkMyNamesTooLong

trust me...theres no one better to talk to than me when your on the topic of living the smiths....each song pretty much describes everything im going through right now.....living music is so much more than just listening and smiling....you have noooo idea how much they've helped me :)

[Smallville357]

@IThinkMyNamesTooLong

people change, man....

:) whether its for the better or worse...we all get wrinkles and grey areas and cellulite....its inevitable :\

[7855waldo]

He could not be more correct about American TV.

It is a f****** sewer, said this American.

[maydecember513]

" Can I call you Stephen?"

" ...no. "

[Silvergoldstarfish]

Your name IS too long

[gorto27]

This guy asks really good questions...The interactions between them two are amazing

[gorto27]

Morrissey's voice is so...melodic...I prefer his speaking voice...

[greenjack1959l]

what a fat Anal smug wankstain

[Silvergoldstarfish]

Leonakita

I am sure he will miss you and all your happy thoughts

[Soundgardener80]

@Silvergoldstarfish well said, he takes so much crap just for having the balls to say it like it is, he's a top bloke

[leonakita]

Moz is an ass..trashing USA from the get go!.. the faithless scumbucket! Moz is such a brooding tool, he never has anything good to say about anything or anyone. Its no wonder the negative douche has no friends. Sad, I use to like his music, but once you look deeper and see what a class 'A' , A-HOLE he is... you just say 'pissoff'. I threw all my Morrisey CD's in a bonfire and havent missed them. Good Riddance you gigantic homo!

[SexToyRocketLauncher]

@leonakita You burned CDs 'cos he offends you sense of patriotism? Get a grip!

[leonakita]

@SexToyRocketLauncher No!...I burned them cause he's an asshole!!

[CopyriteInfringement]

ooooo fwiend

[UnderTheAffluence]

TONGUE IN CHEEK.

[Silvergoldstarfish]

What utter wubbish

Twit

[Silvergoldstarfish]

Can I call you Steven = pretty daft Q

Do not suppose JR would say to Sting can I call u Gordon ?

Or Bono - Paul ?

Or Elton - Reg ?

And so on . . . !

[Smallville357]

such a cool guy man. hes almost exactly like me but a 100% more confidence in himself. wish i had the guts to be this straight with people...i always wanna be that way but then the mask always comes on and im a happy little jitterbug....but i want everyone to fucking get off my case and leave me alone!

[travisbickleish]

@Smallville357 l.o.l

[murfy83jm]

@Smallville357 ye i agree Wossy is a great man!

[Smallville357]

@murfy83jm

yeah, i wish he was my dad :)

[blackbahadur]

@Smallville357 i suggest some eyeliner..maybe cut your arms also..

[Smallville357]

@blackbahadur

umm i'm all right. im too smart for all that shit....and why would you even say that?

[blackbahadur]

@Smallville357 sorry, ignore the comment..getting old and cynical!

[Smallville357]

@blackbahadur

well...you're mature enough to admit you're old :) yoda, you must be.

[babyrhi8]

he just says things that most of us wont ..his honesty amazes me!

[therealDanHeinlein]

he's kind of a loner. he's brilliant but very closeted.

[KatieIris21]

"There is no Mozza charm.."

Erm, I think you'll find there is, Morrissey!

[Silvergoldstarfish]

Looks like you got stuck on the u g h keys

There are others out there

Try them !

[allaboutdmagic]

UUUUgghhhhhhhhh..........

[MrSamTheFlowerMan]

Did I hear one of the three witches at 3:57 :O

[treid100182]

MOZ is the man.

[ChelseaElizabeth7]

I love him! 

[Smallville357]

IM HEARING YOU LOUD AND CLEAR MOZZZ!!!!

[Silvergoldstarfish]

Well he is not a cunt, as you so eloquently put it, to animals.

He is very talented, extremely intelligent, and has actually overcome a lot.

Whereas I imagine you are a perfectly useless waste of space.

[SuckMyDave]

Morrisy is, as quoted, A Cunt.

[Nonmachaine]

He's so nervous bless him, absolute legend.

[DevesterOner]

I enjoy his songs and what the band wears back in the 80's that's all. Morrissey seems to always be miserable, lonely, putting up a wall and not allowing others into his life. All the money he has and still a lonely man pretty sad.

[jackheaney]

@DevesterOner I agree. Morrisey is a wonderful talent and has made some wonderful music and continues to do so, but my God he has the most bleak outlook on life. Scathing attacks on other artists nearly always accompany the release or the plugging of a new record.

Surely a man cannot be that utterly pugnacious and gloomy for so many years. Witty he may be, but honestly, i feel peeling back the curtains to check the world still exists after a few minutes of his downbeat disposition.

[Pupih]

I love Morrissey. I love everything about him. His music, his accent, his ideology, his opinions, his looks... There should be more people like him in the world.

But Jonathan Ross is an idiot. He's funny, but he's an idiot.

[mistergrin]

Hahahaha!!! The host was funny! He reminds me of Stephen Colbert for some reason...

[DizzyPuke]

he's so funny and i'm drooling those green eyes...oh, Moz!!!

[BleekerSoL]

Jonathan Ross is a cunt. He could be a really good interviewer, but he just can't help being a cunt.

[Francesko263]

I love his music. God bless him.

[Missvamp2010]

Its because he's asexual, its hard getting used to someone and trusting someone when you have that sexaulity

[tomthefunky]

He's so Irish.

[budders444]

@tomthefunky except for the fact he's mancunian

[dunnefan]

@budders444 Irish Blood?

[ClarkIsNow20]

God he's still such a charming man.

[moocowies]

what a turd he is..

[SnorkyO]

Morrissey is a bit of an arse

[therealDanHeinlein]

The Smiths need to come back.

[playerdepimp]

why would your cat be on a plane with you lolol

[OliviaAlice16]

"It says Mozzer"

haha! :)

[michaelbizley]

You are the Quawwy.

[EmmyNeander]

"Nobody could be that hungry, really." Very true.

[epicbrowntrout]

@doobiesmoke15: Will you please for the love of moz stop posting that wretched comment for every single moz video?!! You're not even funny you pathetic fellow.

[doobiesmoke15]

Morrissey just got injured in dog attack:Apparently it didn't care that he is a member of PETA LOL

[JoshHunter1999]

American television is amazing, what's mozza on about

[CopafaceBabyFirefly]

If he just... wants to come and live with me or something, that would be perfectly fine...

[RandomChaosprod]

@joefrench555

It's a recording, which is often used on comedic shows to seem as if they are funnier. Not all shows use it. When it is used, of course, it's mixed with real laughter to seem somewhat different.

[jirdimaster]

I was very much like him when i was depressed, he just doesn't feel good.

[mojopin70]

@jirdimaster youve mistaken shyness for depression

[mojopin70]

@jirdimaster you are missing the point the guy is very very funny.

[wattdabny]

only seals perform morrissey??? surely that's against everything you stand for being such an activist? lol funny interview

[bensimps123]

@wattdabny he's said the seal thing before but he did say unfortunatley in other interviews

[joefrench555]

that realy louid laugh from the audience is on lots of interviews must be the same person. you hear it on the pete doherty interview. its like a female boyce from fools n horses lol

[jimpotmotown]

is that a chipmunk laughin at 3:56 its fuckin hilarious!!

[oOoLukeoafcoOo]

"Does it say Morriessey on your passport and driving license?"

"No, it just says 'Mozza'"

HERO. 

[mazingerZful]

i'm a Moronssey fan too. I'm gonna give him as birthday presents 10 Big Mac's (with french fries) and a dvd copy of "Cannibal Holocaust", so that the vegetarian sissy can enjoy himself.

[wepmajoe]

For better or worse, he hasn't changed at all. He's a static personality. It's helped his fame a great deal.

[AderesDevorah]

@theMixBandit Some people do enjoy these "mixtapes". Others enjoy lead pipe cruelty. I myself enjoy humorous exchanges, and the successes of the meek and the humble. But 5,524 of what did you gain? Pennies, smiles, or quick caresses across the crotch area in the board rooms of Finland's harshest business women?

[AderesDevorah]

@theMixBandit Oh, really? And what does your best album sound like? If you do have one it is probably a compilation of you and your family making various barnyard animal sounds as you desperately try to evolve into creatures that can begin to comprehend Morrissey's general superiority - For people like you it's a case of "Pass me the bowl of offal again, mother. Because I still don't get it."

[tncl85]

Mowwisy.

[emmetLshavinski]

@tncl85 HAHA

brits don't pronounce there "R's"

[ShonaBorrissey]

@emmetLshavinski I'm British. I pronounce my R's. Jonathan Ross doesn't speak like the rest of us

[tommyboomboom]

@emmetLshavinski hysterical

[Growths]

@emmetLshavinski

So because you've found ONE Brit who doesn't pronounce his R's, it means the rest of us can't? HAHA you're stupid.

[emmetLshavinski]

@Growths no, barely any of them do, quit getting touchy pussy

[Growths]

@emmetLshavinski

Then how come everybody I know can pronounce their R's? That just fucked up your idea xD

[wixy20071]

@tncl85 ahahha :)

[Soulinisolation1]

I love that loads of people think he's a miserable git but he's actually quite funny

What does it say on your driving licence?

It says 'Mozza' haha