Mst3k Horror of Party Beach 6/10

[gineriella]

"Just smile at the stupid white people..." Holy shit, hilarious.

[NorwichTeenwolf]

"Linda?"

Actually, as mid-1960s horror-comedy-musicals go, this is...well, better than 'The Incredibly Strange Creatures...'

[sleepyhollow783]

The 1st movie ever that had all it's vocals fully dubbed in. The "actors" only had to phone on their lines.

[ChaoticYak]

I am comprised of a series of ones and zeros.

[ChaoticYak]

Hey, Mars exploded.

[Yapshire]

I'll bet that band thought this was their big break.

[CockyDoody]

When that woman's head drifted into view at 0:42 I let out a little yelp of surprise. Scariest part of this movie.

[limmywinks]

"Dr. Gavin"

That's the best foot cream.

[limmywinks]

bah dah The Beatles!

[Gigrantula58]

Monster has a delicious Bleu cheese filling!!

[RichterTheEternal]

Sheesh! So everyone in this town treats a killer monster epidemic as annoying little mosquitos that should just be ignored and just continue on with your life carelessly? (ie. girls go out of their way to be vulnerable and alone, non-stop beach parties regardless of someone getting killed there recently, etc)

[yaminousagi13]

"Is it a plant or an animal?"

Planimal!

[BryonYoungblood]

OW, OW!!! POP THE TRUNK!! POP THE TRUNK!!! OW!!

XD One of Crow's sillier riffs for this movie.

[KingSnarf]

And the guy driving somehow doesn't see the large monster standing RIGHT BEHIND THE GIRLS?!? He needs a new prescription for his glasses.

[Nezbitt]

8:26 - Finally get this reference to the Terry Teene song "Here Comes the Hearse." A Dr. Demento Halloween favorite.

[vampirehunter42]

Wait, did the one who locked herself in the trunk survive?

[mariechaton]

All the "kids" look 40

[Chipmunklin]

I actually really like the music in this movie. XD

[Daelock]

Eulabelle (love all the different spellings we're seeing in the comments) absolutely redeems this movie.

[perplacymp]

I am just wondering if Eulabelle is the only American in this movie.

[MartinRussellSchmidt]

Sheesh! You can write a doctoral thesis on just how wrong Dr. Gavin is!

[634devil]

"Look Polish!"

[sopranocath]

"Look at all the toenails -how many toenails... he doesn't even have this many toes. Toenails everywhere."

OMG I seriously just watched that four times in a row. XD Cracks me up every single time.

"Move your feet, ya load!"

[BlueEyes7452]

How about hmmm...BOP

[KillerHelix]

Well, is it a plant or animal?

"Planimal."

[mathes107]

@PaperbackWizard: It's actually the correct way to pronounce the word even though it's no the most common way of pronouncing it. Weird that this movie actually got something right, though haha

[JervisGermane]

This is one of the most bizarre movies they've ever done: Monsters kill people by the "hundreds," yet the police do very little and society as a whole rolls right on without notice!

[PaperbackWizard]

Did that doctor pronounce protein as "pro-tea-in"? Is he from Poland, or is that how we used to say it?

[Oppledeldoc]

@PaperbackWizard All I know is, announcers on food commercials used to say "pro-tea-in" a lot. I guess it's just the really precise way to say it.

[yaywhewclips242]

Whatta horrible song!!

[ninjawraith17]

7:54

Hooray for Captain Spalding! The African Explorer!

Long live the Marx Bros!

[Irkedmv]

The sweeping majesty of young, white, republican love.

[fuzzyzombielove]

Wrong science is WRONG.

[PeepsRock309]

LOOK POLISH THATS NAIL POLISH STUPID

[PeepsRock309]

SHE JUST SAID GOT A CAT WELL THE ADOPATION

LISTEN 7:21 OR 7:20

[PeepsRock309]

6:49 - 7:45

[xxzerawriotxx]

...We make the saints cry.....dear God's everytime I hear that I loose it and have to laugh.

[Ameute]

"Blood... human blood..."

Is it Chris's Blood?

[MissesD123]

So all the whores die because they want to have fun, but the pretty little blonde girls get to live so they can give up their lives for their husbands? I'd rather be dead.

[ChaoticYak]

I think the voodoo doll is really Tina...and that's why she was the first victim. :)

[rayden120]

i love the hanson reference at 3:40

[rayden120]

@rayden120 i meant at 3:44

[amcint01]

OW! OW! POP THE TRUNK! POP THE TRUNK!

[educatedcockroach]

@amcint01 seriously, that stuntman's hand had to be wrecked after that

[DAVIDInitiative]

"Move your feet, ya load!"

"She's got Dilbert's boss' hair."

"Do you like cheese?"

"Ah, yes, the sweet majesty of White Republican love." LOL

"Uh, uh, uh... The Beatles!"

[TheOnlyLonelyBoy]

Planimal always makes me giggle.  That's an amazing, simple line. XD

[TitusYorick]

LOOK POLISH!

[EternalGuardian07]

So...how many men died in this movie so far?

[CoryTE]

Maybe it's "Look! Polish!"

[bruxbrux]

These guys love their Bruno Hauptmann jokes.

[Gigrantula58]

Look at all the toenails! Toenails! Toenails! He doesn't even have this many toes.

[dstewart0729]

"Hey! Mars exploded!

[ChaoticYak]

I think that, besides Eulabelle, those three girls were the most convincing characters in the movie.

[sil80d]

"I am comprised of a series of ones and zeros."

"Love you forever..or I'll kill you."

[ninjawraith17]

"What do you think Magic Bear?"

I nearly choked.

[Tareltonlives]

So what's a 35-year old doing with a teddy bear? I mean, I'm 22 and I don't have one *hides Teddy behind back*

I think I've seen documentaries about octopus more romantic than this.

[Tareltonlives]

So what's a 35-year old doing with a teddy bear? I mean, I'm 22 and I don't have one *hides Teddy behind back*

[634devil]

LOOK POLISH!

[Zoso881]

THOSE TWO ARE BOTH BETTER ACTORS THAN THAT DRY TWIT OF AN ACTRESS KRISTAN STEWART

[akje93]

Wow these people sure get over the death of their friends fast!

[lonelysith66]

@akje93 Yeah, really!

LOL XD

[lobsopdoy]

I love the dispassionate, joyless dancing! : D

[JimGrim90]

"There's no such thing as voodoo! Now, stay quiet so we can listen out for the giant fish people."

[watda74]

-STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!! What was I thinking that she'd ever go out with me?!

Junior Prom, 19XX. lol

[lonelysith66]

@watda74 LOL XD

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Next morning, at the Monster's home...

Never touched a womaaan... we make the saints cryyy...

Are we dead?

[pockypurse]

MOVE YOUR FEET, YA LOAD!

xD

[WhiteTiger225]

There's no such thing as voodoo!"

Yeah, your silly black religions are all false! Now us white people, our magics are DEFINITELY real!

[sonofseptember]

This proves it. Worms play pinochle on your snout.

[bakes7288]

What do you think magic bear?

[DrWhiggs]

A-HA! Crow was in fact kissed both by Mike in their parody of "Love: American Style" and claimed to have kissed Servo during their wedding planning in Racket Girls!

[Firesidetalker]

For those not able to follow the plot: The monster saw the girls, but missed them. Seeing the mannequin in the same dress caused the monster to think it was the same girl, attack, and lose his hand. Interesting? Nah. But there you go.

[ghostsmask]

Help! We're cut-outs!

7:30 So, the guy in the car doesn't see the giant monster looming behind the girls, preparing to attack them? Also, the girls don't notice the awful smell of the monster, which had been mentioned before every other attack? Maybe the monsters only smell before a successful attack...

[lobsopdoy]

@ghostsmask Maybe this is a stupid-ass movie XP

[ManaAdvent]

"Look at all the toenails! How many toenails? He doesn't have that many toes! Toenails everywhere!"

"One of them zombies."

"Al Gore?"

"First, you deny the grief. Then, PARTY!"

"I'd say something but the guy who dubs me is on break."

"He's got a delicious blue cheese filling!"

"Human blood."

"Oh we got some in the fridge!"

[alexander55074]

nice work. i guess Trumpy can do magic things!

[someguy827]

"how about mmmm..."

"bop"

win.

[jekblom123]

"How about, mmm... bop."

[Oppledeldoc]

That driver with the glasses is actually the director. One more of those "Hitchcock" type cameos by a director.

[exugoareo]

@Oppledeldoc

like Stephen King delivering a pizza in "Rose Red".

[Oppledeldoc]

@exugoareo My favorite is still Roger Corman's comical tourist in Creature From The Haunted Sea.

[ninjawraith17]

@Oppledeldoc

Yep.........except this movie blows.

[Rita3500]

Who the hell thought this movie was a good idea?!

Hank: Pretty dead tonight, huh Ron?

Ron: Yeah, ever sense Tina got killed like, no action around here.

WTF?! O.o

[bmt277]

one of those zombies

servo: al gore?

[AuburnRed1]

That's so wise!

Alright here we go, MMMBOPP dinga dinga, MMMBOPPP ohby baby baba

[AuburnRed1]

Does anyone else but me think that Eulabelle really wanted to say the stuff the MISTIE guys give her? :D

[ChaoticYak]

Just rolled in from Richmond!

[stupidstuffx]

"Just smile at the stupid white people" ROFL!

[aristocryptic]

They must be from a Ladies Voluntary Inventory-Taking Guild.

[moewron]

MORE YOUR FEET, YOU LOAD!

[vlcupper]

@moewron I've been waiting for YEARS to use that line! Or any line where I can call somebody a load.

[brassrock212]

"The sweeping magic of young republican love."

[tehredmage]

"Psst. Hey, lady, would you buy me some beer? I don't have ID."

[ShiksaWithChutzpah1]

Eullabelle rules all.

"OH, I'm black, *I'll* get it", LOL.

[AnnoyingSquib]

Funny thing is I like Ullabelle better than any of these lilly white characters.

[MagicalTrumpy]

Having a personality is for "ethnic" people!

[AnnoyingSquib]

@MagicalTrumpy

Hear hear!

[AuburnRed1]

@MagicalTrumpy

Especially when having a pleasant dinner with their family. :D

[WhiteTiger225]

@MagicalTrumpy As are emotions!

[trapadoored]

@AnnoyingSquib

the movie should have been ullabelle totally kicking ass and taking names. Instead of accidentally burning the monster arm, she should have shown up with voodoo weapons and sodium bombs to chuck at the fishmen. She could have been the bruce campbell of this movie! I'm going to remake this and have that happen.

[ironychan]

@AnnoyingSquib She's the only character in the movie who you'd actually want to spend time with. I'll bet she's an amazing cook and can drink any white guy in town under the table. She's probably got some great stories about all those siblings she mentioned, too. All these other people seem to do is hang out at the beach listening to a terrible band.

[dork94596]

8:08 "After the King verdict, monsters looted boutiques."

[fkovacs1]

" It's Steve Allen! Don't get in!" lmao

( guess I'm showing my age)

[maximumkarlnage]

7:50 - Hooray for Captain Spaulding

[Tareltonlives]

It's really funny how Barbara Striesand is more affected by the slutty girl's death than her bland boyfriend

[PirateLordRogan]

I am comprised of a series of ones and zeros.

[Wyatt19961212]

"come over to the buffet there is a german potato salad I want you to see" lol

[Evilkritter]

Of course they can be killed! They just established that it needs blood to survive, if it is unable to get blood it will be oxygen starved and die!

Stupid people are stupid.

[kreugerpranka]

though stupidity is strangely amusing...

[lonelysith66]

"Oh I'm black, I'll get it."

Yeah, really!

XP

[customcartoons]

"..if a human body ... were attacked by tiny sea plants which became parasites...and completely infiltrated it ..."

well, sure, i suppose it could - wait a minute - WAAAAAA?

[LightDeoxys]

Look Polish? Or maybe it's, "Look! Polish!"

[TsarIvanIV]

"Yes, the sweeping majesty of young white republican love!"

[raineandrews]

"Just smile at the stupid white people." LMFAO

"Oh im black, i'll get it.."

[protoville]

Hey! That's me at 17 dancing with that girl at 6:02--6.07. I didn't know that guy with the camera was making a movie. Oh, that's right--he was't. (It really does look like me at 17).

Uh, uh--the Beatles! (9:33)

[tagginos]

One of them zombies.

Al Gore?

[EmilyGreene1984]

Barack Obama? ;p lol

[MattChrisF]

"We never touched a woman, we make the saints cry."

[rcevey2]

Would it make any difference to point out that sea creatures can't survive in fresh water?

Or that something able to break glass would not be severed by it?

Or that . . .

Never mind. This movie makes science cry!

[MushroomBluex]

wtf does that look polish sign mean??!?!?

[vinushka01]

@4:34 - Whoa whoa whoa -- I could swear the girl in the back isn't wearing pants O_O;

Yes, the sweeping majesty of young white Republican love.... (XD LOL)

[hallucinetics]

Look Polish!

[jonesing82]

"Oh, i'm black. I'll get it."

"Just smile at the stupid white people."

[BeeDub57]

"Hey, Mars exploded."

[superspiderspy]

Oh, Baby Bop's a prowler.

[vlcupper]

"Pretty dead tonight, huh, Ron?"

Jebus! Your girlfriend was MURDERED by monsters not a week before! Insensitive knob.

[AuburnRed1]

@vlcupper

He too is "pretty upset" about Tina's death as well.

[t0t3n3ng3l]

@vlcupper To be fair, she was kind of a trollop. xD

[bob343536]

The two girls' conversaton is a hoot.

[didgeboy287]

Good thing there weren't any cops around. You can get in big trouble for monster baiting in public.

[ArielannaDragonBlood]

"What do you think magic bear?"

Reminds me of Teddy Ruxbin ^_^

[HorusNikopol]

how about UM-BAP

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

It's my Oscar Gamble Kid.

I'm black, I'll get it.

You like cheese?

Hey Lady, Lady, would you buy me some beer?

[Jangobadass]

Oh, but how cool would it have been if Eullabelle's voodoo had worked? :D

"Somebady's gotta do something."

Damn right, sista!

God forbid the cops impose a curfew or send out patrols to catch or kill those scaly sunsabitches!

At least your making an effort, honey. You tried your best and that's all that matters ^_^

[mst3k54]

5:29 "Love me forever... ...Or I'll Kill You." Hahahahahahahahahah!!!!

I wanna say that to a woman just once b4 I die! hahaha!

Favorite joke of this great epsiode, which is actually #10 in my mst3k top 10 all-time favorite episodes!

[Reelbigearth]

1:00

...Is this scene taking place outside?

[ScaryCareBear]

'Are we dead?'

'C'mon, I wanna take you over to the buffet..they have this German potato salad I want you to see'

[modchic720]

"Baby Bop's a prowler."

[Jangobadass]

I'm not surprised

[KaterzTheMSTie]

7:32

How does he THAT? Is he blind?

[dollsnatch]

"Never touched a woman, we make the Saints cry"

Made me spit on my screen

[ReeperTheSeeker]

9;47 "can they be killed?"

gee, it's made of Styrofoam, what do you think?

[ReeperTheSeeker]

7:19 I know it's a stupid horror movie, but wouldn't a lot of stupid deaths coincide with a stupid curfew until the stupid monster have been killed in a stupid way? Oh wait, the curfew would make scene, never mind.

[Herr12]

Did you saw Attack of the the Eye Creatures? That's my definition of stupid monster's movie.

[nschleh]

Uh-oh. More girls on their way home at night. That's a recipe for disaster.

[Tareltonlives]

"Just rode in from Richmond!"

"Just smile at the stupid white people...."

[rainbowsandwar]

"Just smile at the stupid white people!"

[RusselBertrand]

These have to be the absolute worst monsters ever... christ pre schoolers make more realistic costumes

[RusselBertrand]

margette chase smith running for senate want your vote

[vampirehunterme]

look out!! its giant dizzy gillespie!!!

[KaterzTheMSTie]

This colossus of raw jazz power!

[mst3kservo]

Nope,the monster shut the trunk,and clipped his hand.

[mst3kservo]

Why the hell did the monster put that girl in the trunk? And how did it know to shut the trunk???

[Adamguy2003]

I thought she crawled into the truck and shut it on her own as a way to escape getting killed.

[happypranksgiving]

3:27 Christopher Reeve!

[mst3kservo]

Sure he wanted that dress,he's really hard to shop for.

[azulo65]

The monster really wanted that dress!

[mst3kservo]

They totally missed that the lead singer looks dead on Conan O'Brien!

[crazycorps]

"Look Polish!"

[Dragmack]

there must be five carlengths in between couples.

[KirbyLink08]

"Hey mars exploded."

[chinesecommunist]

"He's got a delicious bleu cheese filling"

[glamspam10]

"I'd say something but the guy who dubs me is on break..."

[NUTCASE71733]

*in a intensely creepy, happy voice*

The next morning at the monster's home.

[boxerbenjamin87]

"Look at all the toenails! How many toenails- he doesn't even have this many toes! Toenails everywhere!"

"Move your feet, ya load!"

[livinintwilightzone]

That has always been the most distinct memory for me of this movie...

[fkovacs1]

"She's got Dilbert's boss's hair."

"I am comprised of a series of ones and zeroes."

"Is it a plant, or an animal?" "Planimal."

[potcallingkettle]

"How about mmmmm..." "Bop!"

"And then I almost didn't call about not attending the slumber party...hey, come back."

"Hey lady, will you buy me some beer? I don't have any ID."

"Look, Polish!"

"I can't see the price, where's the price?"

[HayesAJones]

"Ow! Ow! Pop the trunk, pop the trunk! Ow!"

Ah! The music from "weasels Rip My Flesh" again! Run!!

[lastone1994]

Look at all the Toe nails. Lol