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  • LMAOOOO :D

  • super silly

  • I fucking love Omid Djalili, he's an amazing comedian, and he was a fucking incredible character in the grand theft auto dlc.

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  • err, why does he keep calling us arabs?

  • yeah ask him where hes from hell say im a bahaai which eventually means a kabalistic approah

  • This was not funny and very offensive to me as an egyptian muslim .

  • @amgaaaaad i'll tell you how you can stop being offended on a constant basis - Dont take everything seriously.

  • @kc0793 yeah but some people actually believe this streotype and that is no laughing matter . we muslims aren't like that at all . if it was the usual terrorist jokes I'd actually be less offended then him joking about streotypes that don't exist .

  • @amgaaaaad then dont watch it. im irish, get loadsa abuse, but its funny.

    get over yourself

  • @amgaaaaad

    I agree with you, I felt offended

    Russell peter has done many shows one of them about middle east, and he was hilarious i love all his shows,But this guy is not funny at all !!!!!

  • @3beerM Yeah I've seen dozens of stand up comedians talking about the middle east and all . but this guy took it too far . :(( one thumbs down from me .

  • @amgaaaaad You don't get it, this stereotype that he portrays is a picture we in the west have of the arab world. He sees it from our view as he lived in Britain all his life. And as you probably can see, we have a stereotype of you that's not very realistic. Its just for fun. Watch Omid Djalili live at the Apollo, he's funny I tell you!

  • @amgaaaaad get your head out of your head and have some sense of humour

  • @amgaaaaad so then, get offended... really.. get offended.... nothing happens... it's free..

  • IT'S YUSUF!

  • I didn't even smile when i was watching him!!

    i don't think he's funny at all

  • I give u 1 pound and a glimpse of my wife's ankles. Lol

    Even he admits that Muslim women r treated like objects to be bartered. Can't ignore the damn facts, can ya!

  • not funny

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  • @TerminalSulcus  وش قصدك ؟؟؟

  • @dom1abc1mbc سلامتك، اسحب كلامي

  • @dom1abc1mbc

    What the fuck did u just say?

  • @doyoulikesprinkles i said : what do you mean by that ?

    and he said never-mined

  • in the west ppl r unhappy WE THINK 'BUT WHY?' they drink, take drugs WHY? becos they're empty WHY? becos they drink, take drugs WHY? becos they don't have god WHY? becos they don't need him WHY? becos they're Actually quite happy WHY? becos they drink, take drugs .......they don't care LOL funniest bit!!!!!!!!! lol
  • in the west ppl r unhappy WE THINK 'BUT WHY?' they drink, take drugs WHY? becos they're empty WHY? becos they drink, take drugs ...................... they don't care LOL funniest bit!!!!!!!!! lol WHY? becos they don't have god WHY? becos they don't need him WHY? becos they're Actually quite happy
  • durka durka muhammad jihad? surka surka durka durka? Allah durka surka perka? Durka durka MUHAMMAD JIHAD!!!! DURKA DURKA!!! SURKA DURKA!!!! ALLAH SURKA DURKA MUHAMMAD JIHAD!!!!!!!!

  • a hoo har hezbola!

  • If i see 2 inches of a ladies ankles, i masturbate for 12 YEARS!

  • @shoopdawhooperful

    Pretty funny, but actually they'd probably beat the woman who showed her ankles. Just being honest.

  • I give you one pound and a glimpse of my wife's ankles.

  • lool funny

  • 63 people never got a glimpse of a woman's ankle

  • "I MASTURBATED FOR 12 YEARS! I CAN'T TAKE IT!" OMG LOL

  • 61 people have no sense of homour

  • looooooool

  • lol whatever takes the heart away from the arabs lol

  • I give you *waves hand* one pound!

    ROFL!

  • Is it actually true that Muslims MEN are sexually repressed? I thought it only applied to women.

  • @tnakai1971jp not really, sexualy relations without marrige is a Sin.

    but many people sin muslims or not and thats why they have whore houses even in muslims countries xD

    .... now PIMPING is another sin ...lol

  • @Commodore1236

    I heard that whore buyers are sentenced to death. Is this true?

  • The market bit is iranian all over. 

  • lol...so true

  • @613072100 An english person will barter over something get a discount and come out thinking, "I can't believe i've just done that, and it worked!", an iranian will come out thinking, "I should've got it cheaper"

  • :D :D :D we're never satisfied

  • LOL! I almost wet myself at the market place joke!

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  • KOSMAGHZ

  • LOOOOOOOOL i love him =)) his soo funny...yes he can be raisit some times....im iranian and i think there are racist pple in evrey country but im sure e is only using it for entertainment lol

  • @proudpersian15 Yes it is just irony, they are funny because they are completely ridiculous.

  • @proudpersian15 He's not being racist but rather stating the obvious and recognizable stereotypes and ridicules them by exaggeration in order to convey his message. In this case, he's trying to tell us of the vast difference between Western and Middle-Eastern cultures.

  • @Faroedad well actually he's bringing an insult to religion. Exaggeration of a nationality is tolerable for a stand up comedy skit, but bringing along negativity of a whole belief system is not. He just praised the Lord in Arabic in the middle of a beat boxing act to insinuate the senselessness of a couple drunk guys in a bar.

  • @sillyhollytrixR4kidz religeon shud be insulted, after all the only thing it brings IS unhappiness. really just lighten up and enjoy the comedy will u

  • @mrmoody93 *Religion not religeon

  • @WhippinChainzGaming Whipping Chains Gaming not WhippinChainzGaming :l

  • @sillyhollytrixR4kidz

    So what if he insults religion? Religion insults the accumulated wisdom of the last 2000 years, that's insulting to me.

  • @sams2471992 an idiot like you talking about wisdom...

  • @randominitializer

    What is it exactly that justifies you calling me an idiot? Seems like a bit of a hollow insult to me, considering that you don't know anything about me.

    I do apologise if my opinion doesn't match with yours, but it seems to be like you're the idiot if you believe that a storybook written 2000 years ago by a few schizophrenics should provide moral guidance in the modern world.

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    @randominitializer

    What is it exactly that justifies you calling me an idiot? Seems like a bit of a hollow insult to me, considering that you don't know anything about me.

    I do apologise if my opinion doesn't match with yours, but it seems to me that you are the idiot if you believe that a storybook written 2000 years ago by a few schizophrenics should provide moral guidance in the modern world.

  • @sams2471992

    haha well said mate :)

  • @proudpersian15 I don't think he's racist myself. To me he just makes jokes about everything whether it is his own culture or another culture or just a funny thought that occurs to him. I have never seen cruelty behind his jokse, he just makes me laugh! I love him too and I'm a white Irish lass! x

  • @suedonum hahaha i noo he makes jokes out of everything! wow ur Irish?? i have an irish friend he is really nice :D

  • Yusuf Amir!

  • yalla wa alla la la ... LMAO

  • well, im an iranian..but well i hate it when people call me racism...im kinda like omid djalili..u know i actually like the european countries and ppl as well as US so much...btw..."irangirl100" STFU

  • Lol, I'm confident in saying Iranians are racist in general, but they don't mean anything of it.

    Most of the time, anyway.

  • Im A Muslim myself but this is ****ing funny

  • He is funny guy, Bah'i or Muslim he may be, what matter is that he is very funny and entertaining.

  • that was awful , wasn't funny at all

    it just was racist.

  • @abdrhman1406 get a sense of humour, Im Sunni Muslim and this is funny

  • i love Omid Djalili. He has always been one of my favorite comedians, but this sketch isn't very good, because he isn't portraying us arabs correctly,im not insulted or anything, its just that, its far from accurate or exaggerated,, its just incorrect, so its rather dull...

  • @sarsour1989 well maybe he might be wrong...but ell arabs are like a little..u know..kinda backwards...like i live in dubai...and i went to a cinema..i saw to wealthy arabs....they removed their slippers and sat on the couch with their feet on the couch..it was embarressing!for arabs

  • @shayanfashionjj yeah , i know, but i wish he would say stuff like that, stuff i can relate to... don't get me wrong, i find all his other material is hilarious ...

    i was born in abu dhabi and lived there for 20 years , so yeah i know exactly what you mean

  • @moza4488 i'm sorry who was that aimed at?

  • naaa im arab and he's a little funny i gott to admit.

  • 49 people want a glimpse of his wife's ankles..

  • and a glimpse of my wife's ankles.... brillant

  • 1 pound and a glimpse of my wifes two inche ankles. that will bring you a bottle of pepsi and 12 years of happiness.

  • taking the piss.....

  • Arabs not like this

  • HAHA! lol every video containing Omid Djalili has people arguing over iranian people. this guy is hilarious! xD

  • This guys funny.

    I wish times were different, he'd be even funnier.

  • Very good, but he would have no material if he wasnt an arab though.

  • go to hell directly.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @JigareTehroon i dont like to divide people in the country, but im being honest if a bahai came to me and told me he's iranian i'd respect him, but if he tried to say he was a sect of islam and tried to make it as if the bahai religion is a part of islam i'd be very insulted and im pretty sure all muslims would be, because we see it as a piss take

  • @BADDESTOFTHEMALLUKNO I understand where you're coming from my mothers an Iranian-Muslim, and its all because bahai's don't believe in the last Imam. Am I right?

  • @BADDESTOFTHEMALLUKNO Baha'is do not claim to be a sect of Islam. That would be the Ahmadiyyah.

  • @audiobyrne glad to hear that, they do derive alot of ideas from islam

  • you make fun of everyone ! go look at yourself at the mirror 1st ! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY GET OVER IT

  • Im sorry but no matter how offensive it is this man is the funniest person I have ever known he is brilliant!

    "Omid I cant do london in the summer, in my country last time I saw two inches of a ladies ancles I mastibated for 12 years!"

    haha so funny!

  • lol, i would watch that show

  • This is comedy its ok!! very funny man

  • OMG HE MAKES FUN OUT OF EVERYONE!! All the people getting offended or saying his offending his own culture, need to get a sense of humour! Trust me, it's good for you ;)

  • im iranian :)

  • wow hes making fun of his own kind.. stop playing with the devil

  • The comments here have made me realise something:

    Until people in the middle east (and the rest of the islamic world) understand how to laugh at themselves, they will never join modern civilisation.

  • crap

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  • sux

  • Fucking NOT FUNNY AT All

  • you are not allowed to be depressed looks like...axelle_rose depressed about them stealing my suitcase more likely and the jewellery my father gave me before he passed away....axelle_rose

  • This one was more improving, you know you are more funny when you make fun of Arabs, please don't be a persian, it doesn't suit you, unless you do it like Maz Jobrani, without selling us out, just making jocks, there is a difference you know??!! but your soccer is good and you play like persians!

    Thanks

  • This guy is hilariously funny, But he likes taking the piss at him self LMAO, isn't he a middle eastern iranian arab himself? Dude, just pissed on his ancestors i bet ya.. and his proud of it ! That for me makes it even funny hahaha poor bastard!

  • fuck this guy that aint funny

  • Whats funny, is that there IS a show called Middle-East Enders.

  • HE'S FUCKIGN IRANIAN YOU FUCKIGN SHIT FUCKS!

  • is he arabic?

  • @TheSaudiGoodGirl No u fuckign taliban, hes IRANIAN idiot.

    He's not 1 of your kind who blow shit up for the fun of it.

  • @br3akd4ncing i am not taliban

    taliban isn't even arabic !!

    and FUK U .

  • @br3akd4ncing man he asked a fucking question relax you racist bitch

  • "i masturbated for 12 years" LMFAO

  • He's Baha'i, if you're wondering.

  • Maz Jobrani owns. This guy fails.

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOL

  • aslan khandedar nabood

    Omid djalili you are disgrace for all iranian people 

  • this guy is really funny HAHAH i lvoe how he does arabic accents LOL

  • irani bastad, i hope he gets cursed for takin piss out of islam, dont care abut arabs, goibg to religion is wrong, ths shiah bastad needs ma nees

  • @khanei23 listen im a muslim to and i dont find him offensive at all and btw he aint muslim. his faith is a monotheism faith called ba haai. brother you need to chill the fuck out.

  • @khanei23 y u talkin about shiaa u rascist haywan, its u sunnis that made the world think that all muslims are terrorists

  • @fury2007 yes, after all, the sunnis are the main sect, along with wahhabism..i'm a shia too :) i love this guys show :D some people can't seem to take a joke can they?

  • this guy is disrespectful someone shud shot him in the face

  • @BADDESTOFTHEMALLUKNO Threatening to shoot somebody in the face is more disrespectful wouldn't you say?

    For God sake, get a sense of humour.

  • @analyticSynthetic hes pretending to be an iranian, yet hes bahai, he might aswell be jewish, and then he's got the cheek to turn around and make fun of what people think is himself, even if he was making fun of his own kind, we wouldnt appreciate it, and its a propaganda that the illuminati have planned him to do, nothing else nothing more

  • @BADDESTOFTHEMALLUKNO You know it's possible to be Bahai AND Iranian don't you? It's possible to be Jewish and Iranian. It's possible to be any religion and Iranian. Religion is different to nationality. He IS Iranian, he's not pretending. All comedians make fun of themselves and their nationality, gender, religion, etc. It's what they do. Maybe not in Iran - it sounds like you guys take yourselves a bit too seriously.

  • @BADDESTOFTHEMALLUKNO so the illuminati want iranian comedians to mae fun of themselves....

    damn they must be running out of ideas.

  • @BADDESTOFTHEMALLUKNO bahai is a religion not a race. He's Iranian-Bahai. Get your facts straight.

  • @JigareTehroon you see, you can try and see it that way, but the truth is your only iranian if your interests and culture is the same as the people of the land. bahai's are the enemy of the majority of iranians especially those in iran, the reason is because they have taken something and changed it to suit them, besides thats ethnically he is iranian no doubt about it, but whether he's completely iranian no because his customs will be different because of his religion!

  • @BADDESTOFTHEMALLUKNO Why are they the enemies? the Iranian government makes them look like the enemy because they don't believe the same thing as Sunni's and Shia's. But they're very respectful people, some of my friends are Bahai and they have a lot of respect for Muslims. That's how you see it, but I've lived in Iran, the bond between the people is so strong that religion does not separate them.

  • @BADDESTOFTHEMALLUKNO If you see Baha'is as enemies of Iran, then you are subjecting yourself to propaganda and backbiting. If you really knew Baha'is or our faith, you would know that we cannot possibly be subversive toward the governments under which we live. To do so would mean expulsion. To an Iranian Baha'i, this would leave them completely socially isolated. Every Baha'i I know absolutely loves Iran.

  • i give you one pound...i give you one pound and a glimse of my wifes ankles XD

  • I have a feeling he partially borrowed the Middle Eastenders from 2DTV

  • weirdo who is he to sayin islamic word say the adhaan. his an idiot who is goin to hell.. wateva religon he is.. cnt tell his soo blak .

  • Middleeast enders XD I laughed for half hour after this

  • He's being very offensive on arabs ..and islam

    talk about arabs as much u want dude ... bot not islam !

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  • wtf why is takin the piss out of Muslims :/ ass

  • @Hu0909 he's muslim himself and so am i i find it hilarious

  • @Bane391 he is actually baha'i, not everyone from iran is muslim. and i am baha'i

  • @Yazdmich

    Bahaee was originaly ditributed(comming) from islam, but you guys just went a different way, which is your way, you made it all up, (No wholly book or massenger, just a teacher who was a muslim too) and please no offence, because you guys still worship the same God as I do, so be it and enjoy your being,

    God bless!

  • @shokoraz bahaee? wholly?! massenger?!? And btw, it's Bahá'í, not Bahaee. The Most Holy Book of the Bahá'í Faith is the Kitáb-i-Aqdas, the book of laws written by Bahá’u’lláh, who was our messenger along with the Bab, who foretold the coming of Bahá’u’lláh. And also, Bahá'í where always hated by the persian government and still are. Finally, the Bahá'í faith is not a branch of islam, it is completely independent of any religion. So get your facts right next time, idiot

  • @Yazdmich yea but it's faith...which negates it's validity in all matters. Never once has a god ever written anything for man...it has always been humans, and humans have a tendency to lie about even the most unimportant things. So in all reality you are both just nit picking over a fantasy....on youtube...which in it self is really sad.

  • @Yazdmich WHO CARES, AS LONG AS YOU ARE HAPPY AND RESPECT OTHERS, FOR ME THE ONLY FACT IS GOD!!!

    AND THE MEANING OF MOSLIM IS GOD BELIEVER, SO WE ARE ALL MOSLIMS AND EVANTUALY WILL BE, NOW YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT WHICH WAY SHOULD WE BREAK THE EGG...THERE IS YOUR FACT!

  • @shokoraz ok, now i regard you as a true muslim, one who believes in god and free thought. not the obscured islam in iran. i am actually half persian. thank you very much for shedding the light. :)

  • @Hu0909 because its funny to take the piss out of muslims...

  • he stole this of a sickipedia post a couple years ago

  • ووربي خنييييييييييييث يا عالم اخنيث مخلوق شفته هاذا خنييييث العرب انت تزق بسروالك اذا شفتهم يا قواد يا مخنث انت شنو دينك شنو بلادك كلها دعارة ياخنيث وبنتك ماتدري عنها اصلا ولاتدري عن احد

  • Love it!

  • This Bahá'í clown is an anti-Islam. He is loyal to the international zionism, and he frequently pays visits to Seat of the Universal House of Justice, governing body of the Bahá'ís, in Haifa, Israel. Most of his comedy is a bout Islam and Muslims. Terrorism is only an alibi.

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  • @8899gabber Just because the UHJ is in Israel, doesn't make Baha'is Zionist. If you knew anything about the history of the Baha'i Faith, you would understand this. The final place of exile for Baha'u'llah was in 'Akka. BEFORE the Israeli state even existed. Baha'is cannot be anti-Islam OR Zionist. To be so would be dis-unifying and therefore hypocritical.

  • hahahahaaaarr Middle east enders haha it's actually more funny if ur watching this and ur from the middle east hahaha!

  • HEBOLAAAA Vaaaayy Aghaaaa Cheghaad Khandedari HAHAHA

  • poor guy,for flattering fat americans should tease his country and his religion,disgusting

  • @irangirl100 Hes not a Muslim he is Bah'i.

  • @emwill02 no omid is a muslim

  • @Shahel1991 Bahais are not Muslims, they even don't call themselves Muslims. Look it up. Just because they follow "Baha-ULLAH" doesn't mean they are Muslims.

  • @Bayngan ur not even a muslim who are u to teach me

  • @Shahel1991 you are an aj'hal if you think that I'm not Muslim. Alhamdulillah I'm Muslim... ash'hahu an La ilaha illAllah wa Ash'hadu anna Muhammadan 'Abduhu wa Rasooluh... happy?

  • @Bayngan oh i didnt know that sorry u know i just hate non muslim ppl telling about islam like they know more sorry my mistake

  • @emwill02 What do Bahis believe in?

  • @irangirl100 Lighten up. All comedians tease their religions and countries. 

  • LOOOL! so joke he is too funny

  • its funny when it degrading middle Easterner he says Arabs says this Arab says that

    you know why ? cause he is a Persian dude

  • @shark6tangoo i dont understand why your surprised anyway! :-j

  • fuck u u are son of bitch

  • i give you.... ONE POUND LMFAO LMFAO

  • i soooooo love this hesbolah classic. he's awesome mannn. GENIUS !!!!!!!

  • how is that funny?

    nexxttt

  • its not complete exaggeration, my gran in britain gives the cashier wateva she thinks is appropriate and leaves the store! i usually have to settle up afterwards, wudn't want granny arrested! ;D

  • a hoo harr hesbola!

  • fuckin he takin the piss

  • @00mohamed I know, isn't he great hanna? :P

  • @00mohamed I meant hai na

  • this is not funny at all ... he and his mother are MUZZLIM foolish f*k ! ya well omid would be all happy to share his wife with his boss to get a promotion or his neighbour to "assimilate" and "socialize" and not be an outcast :

    Its Muslim NOT muzlim -- ya incompetent schmuk !