Best of Zoey and Francis from Left 4 Dead.

[MagicWhatsItCalled]

Attention Army/Boatowners! This is the cops! I command you to pick us up! LOL I love Francis!

[85mmshell]

I hate the meaning of life.

[119YOUSSIF911]

I HATE YOUTUBE



[Stpstarhug]

I hate lawyers, when are they gonna be done practicing law?

"I LOVE the army."

"Screw the god damn army" "I FORGIVE YOU ARMY! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!"

"Oooohh noo! Not short turn parcking!"

[SuperUltimate111]

Hey Louis you look like shit

[xXthavysxX]

sex

[lolanator2142]

I HATE when francis says he HATES THINGS

[RincewindsHat66]

I think Jen Taylor may be the ultimate geek goddess. In fact, I'm sure she is.

[HackedNewbTV]

And in the end Francis still thought the zombies were vampires

[TheSevenCamels]

Zoey's voice actor did a better job here- a much better job- than she did as Cortana in any of the Halo games. But she's generally awesome. I digressFRANCIS IS WIN

[loverboyz1393]

What ur Favorite quote in Left4dead. i just found my today playing.

ZOEY: "How da hell do they move so far? I'll have to call zombie bullshit on that". ON NO MERCY. in the hospital level. DO NOT kill all the zombies. Get in the Elevator and close it as another wave of hordes comes running. She'll say it in the elevator.

[maxman1244]

wow francis sure hates aLOT OF THING IS THERE ANY THING OTHER than the vest an the aarmy he does like lol

[EducationBrainpop]

"Im francis and this is zoey and this is grandpa bill AND THERES ZOMBIES OUT HERE LET US IN"

[crystalamber2000]

lmao i love this game francis is such a riot

[TheRealBurninator]

Francis: I hate compilation videos of all of my "I hate" quotes.

[tmack1219]

@TheRealBurninator is that why you listened to it

[TheRealBurninator]

@tmack1219 I wasn't saying that I hate it, I was saying what I think Francis would probably say if he was a real person and saw this video.

[lazermat22]

HATERS GONNA HATE >:U

lol

[CardOfBrokenHearts]

You forgot

Zoey: Free copy paper, sweet! The apocalypse is TOTALLY worth it.

[pawel1818]

Rochelle.I hate yours vest

Francis.(looks to vest) WHAT!

[blackthehedgehog8]

Francis: I hate everything.

[BanjoOz]

Precisely why Francis is my favorite character. :D

Also, pretty sure he was modeled on Jeremy Roberts.

[deathpit95]

Francis hates everything dosent he

[dp457]

@deathpit95 he doesnt hate vests

[deathpit95]

@dp457  your right

[jazzj2]

zombies killed god O.o

[yoekix]

free copy paper sweet, the apocalips was totaly worth it

[dagould14]

Even though its Bill, my favorite line is "Goddamn Smoker! You're gonna need that tongue of yours to pull my foot out of your ass."

[SpadeHand]

Francis is a hater

[nik10hedgehog]

I LOVE THE GODDAMN ARMY!!

[Freak159753]

I hate my mom, I hate my car, I hate everything... poot guy

[sonicshot55]

Why does Francis hate everything but the army and killing zombies?!?s

[lorry3535]

@sonicshot55 and vests :D

[Trevzilla]

I HATE AYN RAND

[escape421521]

One of the Francis/Rochelle interactions goes something like

"Are you guys vampires?"

"No, lower the bridge."

"Sorry, can't . . ."

Rochelle: "Oh, okay, we are Vampires."

Francis "I told you guys there were vampires!"

[sweetblazincronic9]

What about

"Riverside? Oh god, I hate Canada so much"

"If theres one thing I hate more Vampires its Canada, EY"

[Eenelover238]

Bill: "Francis, is there anything you don't hate?"

[nf442]

atteion baot owner this is the cops we command you to pick us up! i love the army i hate the army he just can't make his mind up

[Oblivious101]

"I hate Ayn Rand." LOL

[gmoder10]

where's the "bumpercars!" sound?

[itsquinnlolz]

They aint' VAMPIRES!!

[COMERtheSOLDIER]

Attention army

This is...

The COPS

[GregSep]

Hey... where's Zoey's COPY PAPER quote! "Sweet! Free Copy Paper!"

[Corey897]

oh NO not short term parking!

[TheFerociousFeline]

Zoey is so emotionless.

Francis is so much like me. xD He hates everything.

[hoodman12]

@TheFerociousFeline

Emotionless? Have you SEEN Rochelle!?

[Rimfire748]

Ya i guess i forgot he said that lol

[Rimfire748]

He hates every thing lol!

[SmashXShread]

He doesn't hate vests...

[crazykijker2233]

You forgot: I hate Vans...

[Masterpivot292]

@crazykijker2233

1:09.. "I hate Vans."

[tmack1219]

A lot of people, move along, sir.

[toukie1310]

Nevermind him.  He's got no friends and no talent so feels important by insulting other people. Your video is great

[tmack1219]

He actually posted on another video. He was putting down my vehicle because apparently newer Jeeps are worse then older Jeeps. He claimed it's nothing but a "mall crawler", but ignored the fact the video was me, mudding. Yay for idiots =) I love all the negative reviews hes gotten!

[StuffedMannequin]

Francis is the best.

[mindlesscontrolchild]

Francis has a love/hate thing on the military

damn

[DesertEagle437]

Omg! zombies

[JulieanneDogLuv]

u forgot francis saying : "look at the bright side if we all die i'll still be handsome" lol

[iMapleSyrupi]

You forgot...

Francis: "I hate birds."

Zoey: "Yeah...birds are dicks."

[tmack1219]

Never heard that one. I wish I had time to update it! Someday, maybe a L4D2 ? =)

[iMapleSyrupi]

LOL, please make one.

xD

Zoey and Francis say those lines in Crash Course, though.

=]

[hardestcoresoldier]

@iMapleSyrupi Francis: oh my god i hate canada so much/the one thing i hate more than vampires is canada eh?

Zoey: YEAH Canadians are DICKS

[citkat974]

lol Francis hates everything.

ROFL HE HATES THE STAIRS!!

[RickyRiddy2]

he repeated sounds multiple times, and STILL LEFT OUT THE GOD DAMN "IM NOT GONNA LET THESE GOD DAMN VAMPIRE BEAT ME!" SOUND!

[PrisionTale]

You forget the epic:

"Let's see...I'm Francis...and the grandpa Bill AND THERE ZOMBIES OUT HERE OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!"

lol!, love "The Cops" xD Francis is awesome

[JulieanneDogLuv]

@PrisionTale lol i love that GRANDPA bill lol

[Luigithehomie91]

Attention Boat owner, we are the cops. I command you to pick us up!

[slaschur]

"This is the most sober I've been in an airport!" lol Francis ftw.

[emiliosparagna]

there are only two things francis doesnt hate:

vests and pills

[masherXIV]

"I forgive you Army! I love you guys!"

[LTFrostbite]

Attention Army! -hemhem- This is the Cops!

[fanusz]

Where did you get Zoey's Sound Files?

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

THIS IS THE COPS!

[butcherkid9000]

oh no, THE ZOMBIES KILLED GOD!!!

[SUPERLSPD]

@butcherkid9000

perfect

[Uberskull]

@butcherkid9000 I love Zoey, Zoey is cool.

Rochelle I hate. Rochelle is a boring anti-character.

[MechaLuigi3000]

"I hate Park Hills..."

[bkmaster081]

u forgot "i wont let them damn vampiers get me!"

[Melleina]

5 mill vampiers XD

[MontanaLv]

lmao wow, he hates everthing . atleast he didnt say vagina .

[OrientOranges]

XD I hate heterosexuality. I hate boobs. I hate vaginas. I looove penis.

[aiden9003]

we all know

[dughymen]

how could he say he hate boobs? thats the most beautiful thing in world ^^

[sweetblazincronic9]

@dughymen He meant boob as in

boob

SLANG a stupid or foolish person

[LiamDocherty]

Heterophobic.

[monkeyzxvide3000]

lol francis hates everything

[vangstaz]

"this is the most sober i ever been in an airport" LOL

[ProtonHazard]

I hate army :D

[Dadodgers]

too bad you dont have the crash course where francis says i hate birds then zoey says yeah birds are dicks haha

[OutSiderTM]

I hate new issues

[LocoCrazyKooKoo]

what does he not hate?

mess? meth?

[sherbertflavor]

vests

[tmack1219]

I'm going to be making a new one in the next few weeks!

[monkeyking360]

notice how  zoey pic there were all guy zombies

[DannyEastes]

top right..

[sozzzz]

Zoey: Hey, Louis, you'd look good in one of those hospital gowns ............... What a dick.

I LOL'D.

Until i cried.

[puchoo]

francis... HATER !!

[SnackPatrol]

I was always pissed off the people on the boat were only looking for people with "supplies and ammunition". Fuck you guys! Come save us!

[LoLWTF77]

Francis just hates everything :)

[Talkingwaffle]

GAEM OVER MAN! GAEM OVAR!

[jamiestv2306]

hey let is in this is......the COPS

hello army this is......the COPS

hello boat owner its.....the COPS I COMMAND YOU TO PICK US....UP!!

[Goltzbaby]

Every one of us is a zombie or an asshole

[leopower7]

"HAVE A HEART, WE AVE A HELPLESS OLD MAN WITH US"

LOL!!

i'm gonna miss these characters! fucking valve!

[BryanG81696]

@leopower7 well at least they're coming back in October :D

[TheKris555]

@leopower7 I hear you, they're WAAAY better than in L4D2 :/

[piepotatosandturtle2]

@leopower7 uhh they didint blow up l4d and replace it with l4d2,

[DenNexus]

Bill: Francis, is there anything you don't hate?

Francis: You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests.

[RomZomCom]

ATTENTION BOAT OWNER.

We are... THE COPS. AH COMMAND EWE TO PICK US UP.

[y0user74]

I forgive you army! I LOVE YOU GAIZZ!

[Iiid2]

Which one of you just beefed? wtf?

[mandy112667]

oh no. the zombies killed god

[GmodStriker]

I love the goddamn army too!!!

[anakmetro]

lol in the lift ,

Francis:God i hate the vampires,

Bill:They're Zombies dumbass ROFLED

[Dannyyboyy05]

"every one but us is either a zombie or a ass hole "  " i forgive you army I LOVE YOU GUYS" HAHA " attention army this is the cops" " attention boat owner this is the cops i command you to pick us up" francis fav char :D

[CanadianWaffleFarm]

Attention YouTube, this is "the cops" I command you to make this video #1! Lmao holy shit that was hella funny!!

[MrExspence]

lol

[Andronover611121]

i like the ending! i remember playing as francis on death toll!!

[LilJerryFIN]

"this is the most sober I've ever been on an airport" x)

[butcherkid9000]

OH NO THE ZOMBIES KILLED GOD!

[tmack1219]

Hehe it was a fast compilation..

[yasmin5445]

Hve you got it online i have

[nchellfire3]

and you dont have zoey calling zombie bullshit

[Ghost18x]

We've walked 100 miles, fought 5 million vampires.... Francis is awesome

[Cainora]

"Oh the the Zombies killed GOD!!!!"

[CopShowGuy]

Attention boat owner. This is...the cops. I command you to pick us up!

[sockglue]

I. LOVE. FRANCIS.

[greenpower444]

"What a dick." LOL

[BladeOfAnon]

Oh, the zombies killed GOD! LOL

[stinger324]

why do they say that?

[tmack1219]

There's writing on the wall saying "GOD IS DEAD". Rarely, but it happens, when you walk past it Zoey will scream "Oh no, they killed God!". I mean, if you were being chased by Zombies you'd think the same thing.

[pastaofdoom]

"Have a heart, we have a helpless old man here."

[Klausi333]

attention army this is the.... cops! :D:D

[kismikola]

i heard when francis says when the military trucks arrives "I LOVE THE GODDAMN ARMY!!!"

lol i was xD LMAO

[calvingoo]

maybe hell join

[spooka15]

BOOMER!

[Technobanana]

! Oh no the zombies killed god !

[QualDanas]

should of used the 1 "I'm Francis, this is grandpa Bill and OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR THERES A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES OUT HERE!"

[Arvidps3]

i hate hospitals....

lol

[RyanRJ46]

where did u get there vocies tell me the link so i can download them

[SeanSymphony]

is he saying.. You kno what i dont hate... i dont hate this..?

Is that right? x

[TomDarkwulf]

Vests.

[Exit89Drums37]

You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests.

That's what he's saying lol

[greenpower444]

I don't hate VESTS.

[MelRules911]

lol Francis do you hate me too? Your funny!

[Lizzarazo]

i have a vest

[TheShooterlol]

that's funny. zombies killed God.lol

[Firefox3339]

there wasn't a I hate luis

[ThatMuffin90]

Still... way too short Zoey part, in that case, you should have made a best off from every character. :P

[ThatMuffin90]

"Hey Louis, you look like shit!" ... racist joke, Francis? :P

And, he says Ayn Rand, not Iran. :P

[darkman715]

hey louis u look like shit?

[turock777]

francis hates everything

[necridos]

Francis hates a lot of things o.o Especially lawyers.

[xtrememastergamer66]

francis is cool and everything but what he says is retarded and funny at the same time

[teawead]

I think Francis is mentally retarded.

[TheForgottenBlackMan]

He just thinks that if you are a cop, you can get everything you want.

[teawead]

that's stupid.

[thepwner7]

i hate everything

[pokemon754]

I hate The Woods,I hate The Stairs,I LOVE THE ARMY!!!!!!!!!!

[IllTakeThisName]

Attention boat owner

[SilenceOfTheDream]

louis you like good in one of those hospital gowns...WHAT A DICK!!!!

sounds like zoey is happy

0:13

[Streaksred]

lol Francis hates Left 4 Dead xD

[zenny24]

Dont you mean Ayn Rand. Ayn Rand is a german philosipher(dont know if i spelled it right but oh well.

[darkxaur]

What the hell's an 'Iron-rand' (?), for the benefit for those who isn't American?

[TheForgottenBlackMan]

I tink he said Iran...

[FullMetalNinja922]

He said Ayn Rand

[Gresshoppa1]

LOL

[skatman572]

Francis is a h8er lol

[vaultboyrr]

how do you play the sound files?

[BlockisticStudios]

Francis doesn't seem to like much.

[buddieclub1]

lol francis hates everything xD

[finalFanner]

nope except his vest!

[chwalistair]

the last one a epic. ATTENTION BOAT OWNER, THIS IS THE COPS. I COMMAND YOU TO PICK US UP.

[SakuraHaruno0505]

fuck francis quit bitching!!! haha

[brassmonker2]

I HATE EVERYTHING. What doesnt he hate?

[MyGamingVids]

He doesn't hate vests

[Zuul030]

He doesn't hate pills.