Paper Towels

[RaginSnowflake]

"Throw it up in the air, it comes back down."

[MarcGivesUsMusic]

"Turn it around and put it on your face."

[HeadmasterFox]

*Read description* This is why you use 555-5555 as a number, because the 555 series of numbers have been allocated by the phone companies to be for props, because something similar to this happened a long time ago and they got in a lot of trouble.

[123gangstabean]

i gotta get me one of those

[Znamer]

no, not anymore, paper towels.

[jrobinson3k1]

I got...I got a good grade on my test, with....best friends, paper towels

[BoyBailey22]

hahhahahah



[moutaindewlover1]

"Look there's just barely a stain." I love how he says that and there's this huge stain!

[DestructionsLight]

1:07 Dude I know!

[ebonifragaria]

this guy needs to get with Dr. Steve Brule and make some infomercials

[drigler]

"crumple it into a ball, throw it up in the air, it comes right back down" - Just bought some paper towels, I can vouch for that.

[jrw97]

"Hey, hey, hey friends I got paper towels."

[bergy41rox]

My math teacher went to high-school with you.

[hebenn01]

LMAO!!

[secutorclaudius]

u sound like matt damon. how do u like them paper towels?

[XxNeeonn7128xX]

@GorillaandCo that's the point; he's being sarcastic. This whole video is supposed to be stupid and not make any sense.

[IKSEJIMZ]

337 people only made 999,999 friends with paper towels in their armpits.

[buggsie1234]

Lol NOW U GOT A CRAP LODE OF SQUARES

[tjmmachine]

Now i have millions of little square friends, thank you paper towels

[Wildbird4304]

so this is why the kap slap song is called paper towels!

[PeaceLoveAndMax]

"Paper towels are only sold in stores, CALL NOW!"

[c0unt3rfeit]

Oh my gosh she spilled some water? No, not any more. Paper Towels.

[theFRANKO1811]

hat i dont understand is that 2 million people came here to watch a video on paper towels...

[darknemisis0910]

0:49 Lolz thats what she said!

[RokudoMukuro6]

quick someone get me some paper towels!! DX i need them now!!

[bla208]

XD

[TheMrdanferd]

not funny..

[GorillaandCo]

If it's only sold in stores, why would you call?

[UTLHfan2013]

@GorillaandCo you're not smart

[Crapability]

Know how many friends I make doing this?? A million.

[jillianjiggs123]

1:11-1:15

BEST PART!!

[pjm5678]

look at all deez squares

[SuperRAWRify]

Meh,kinda bland

[issaboo93]

thumbs up if jenna brought you here

[markv5998]

Haha I love it I watched it like a million

[monkeyspwnall]

I got a good grade on my test with uh..um best friends paper towels

[InterestingFella]

Reminds me of Tim and Eric lol

[alfredbesterp12]

Too funny...

[TMGAnonymousX]

paper towels! only old in stores! call now!

who else caught that?

[MrToastyWaffles]

put it in water it take it out it's paper towels... -___-

[MrB4seth]

Nick Swardsons twin lol.

[LivesOfTheSingle]

Turn it around, put it on your face. Paper towels.

[MultiJesusfreak97]

Give it to your girlfriend for valentines day - . . .

[grenadatt34]

WOW I NEED PAPER TOWLS. I NEED MOAT FRIENDS. Lol

[wildgoosespeeder]

Toilet paper.

[kerkerh22]

look how long it is

[NirvanaRAA7X]

Why was this in the suggestions for Tittle Fight?

[DoctorWhoov]

You throw it up in the air it comes right back down.

[TaylorDeff]

The outro must've been awkward..

[Airzee29]

"You know how many friends i make when i do this?" LOL

[BigBoii9132]

thumbs up if you like the part at the end wen he's like blows stars and like hey

[KitKatKowgirl339]

Lol. Did anyone notice that he wiped his hands on his shirt?

[chodewarriors1123]

LOL " now you just got a crap load of squares."

[saveme802]

I like to suck on paper towels then watch this video and then whip my friends with the paper towels I was sucking on.

[llcooljtc123]

I want to pay 19.95 for these amazing product but all I have are 3 cheese machines.

[AlexbubbaBEE]

"Paper towels are only sold in stores. CALL NOW!" - genius

[chuggamilk21]

i didn't know paper towels could be tied into knots

[moherboss7]

me "hey come over i got the new video game" . this guy "hey come over i got new paper towel"

[MrCranker101]

crumble it up, throw it in the air it comes right back down

[1996bruinsfan]

"hey, hey you can call your friends. hey friends, come over here. i got paper towels"

[dominicbernoccoFILMS]

11247 people purchased paper towels

[Rhcpeppers21]

Nick Swardson?

[legacyandprodigy]

Kap slap.. nuff said



[superdrewster98]

now you just got a crapload of squares

[TheEliteLlama]

"Put it in a frame, give it to your Mom, for Mothers day." - WIN

[335Drummerboy]

hahahahahaha



[MrJmranderson]

324 people bought shamwows

[AwesomeFinish]

@MrJmranderson bwahahahahah

[azuluii]

@MrJmranderson 331

[BUFFA10sabres]

@MrJmranderson I'm sure 324 people didn't find it funny. Just like you!

[buddymyhomeboy123]

"You can tie it in a knot---it's still there" hahaha

[trusodapop]

made more like 2,663,000 friends when he did that.

[GMAN25639]

Thumbs up if ponies brought you here. P.S. You guys are sooooo funny. Love this type of comedy

[SuperHeartofdeath]

OK, 0:48 ... Thats what she said

[GMAN25639]

Gay huge? 1:22

[sierrbeear42]

hey, hey friends. come over i got paper towels. (;

[MDBubbleTrubble]

Rip it once more, there you've got a CRAPLOAD of squares

[aresiya414]

the jizzle is only like 500x funnier

[18kharma]

oh my gosh you spilled some water?...nope, not anymore. paper towels

[aluminumfoil100]

The fuck is kap slap

[robroythefirstmm]

Best parody product commercial ever.

[1Deswood]

Look up Jenna Marbles!! Awesomeness

[aquamaniac27]

Shoot. They're only sold in stores.

[TheDilligan]

papah towels

[forfor234]

i got paper towls now :p

[TierOneAirsoft1]

321 people are still using the Sham wow.

[Crazyyn00b]

321 people couldn't fly the kite.

[macdirstein12]

Turn it around, put it on your face...

[aluminumfoil100]

ill never see apper towels the same way again

[Redeye1524]

Paper Towels, you'll be sayin I got..I got a good grade on my test with...I...best friends. Paper Towels

[ComeOnDude2012]

0:23



[kornroach89]

wait, the video had to be reuploaded without the 1-800-paper-towels number because it was a real number? haha i didnt know 15 digit numbers existed but apparently they do?

[Drewtazy]

Brilliant ! Too funny!!!

[meganite4]

"do you know how many friends I make when I do this? A million." Try TWO million. Yeah, its paper towels.

[abyssoffortitude]

@meganite4 dang i was about to make that joke. oh well, PAPER TOWELS! XD lol.

[bino607]

i now hate eva mendes and will never by pantine in my life

[grenadatt34]

the boys at sham WOW just got OWNED }D

HALARIOUS FRIGGIN FUNNY AND DAMN TRUE

[Saragi555]

I like it!

[Ariginul]

Paper Towels, I said this to my girlfriend once .. then she dummped me ..

[anuenuexx]

it cant even rip.. welll it rips if you pull a little too hard LOL

[weridoman69]

jenna?

[supchase]

jenna marbles sent me <3

[forgottenhomework]

0:49 - That's what she said.

[themichaelcain123]

went to bed bath and beyond and i saw these in the Seen On TV section lol!

[Tychondryus]

loool the best vid on the web

[edyken77]

table is clean kind of

[Maskibum]

You know how many friends i make when i do this

[DeadlineNews]

You gotta be kiddin' me...

[gamingmaster24]

It's still there!

[Sparrow10567]

I had a million friends but then I took an arrow in the knee

[Scorge120]

paper towels in motion

[underarmar099]

0:49

Thats wut she said

[calibozcalibo]

crumple it into a ball, throw it in the air, and look at that it comes back down.

[piemanmiles]

Oh shit

[dynelol]

Look how long that is.

[RosalynaVerenim]

Your going to love my nuts!!

[devohat4devo]

for ur car, ur house, ur backpack, turn it around put it on ur face.

[ayadalati]

EPIC. hahaha look at my covers guyss :)

[Samuelscott28]

Turn it around and put it on your face hahahahah

[JazzyLove001]

CHEESE MACHINE... nuff said

[zccolby]

paper towels in motion... nuff said. dubstep remix

[Nekid31]

WAIT... your telling me if i throw paper towels up in the air it comes back down!! NO WAY

[avrom1000]

lol dude said its a kite

[Ardhamon5000]

For some odd reason this screams Billy Mays, Old Spice and many of the odd commercials all rolled up into one.

[aluminumfoil100]

showed my mom this as a joke, she goes to the store and comes home with like 7 things of paper towels.

[KingPie1234567]

know how many friends I made with this 1000000

[grelewi]

"Throw it up, it comes back down."

Amazing... I wish sham wows could do that. I'm buying paper towels.

[CalenW2]

The 307 dislikes are the people who didn't get a good grade on their test paper towels.

[KingPie1234567]

@CalenW2 that's their fault paper towels (-.-)

[Friedrice3000]

paper towels are only sold in STORES

[KillaTequilla83]

I sub'd

[sugarnspice83876]

I love this video so much that I'm finding myself posting it on each of my friends facebook page! and... One guy just said he peed himself a little... gross!

[DeficientHeken]

@sugarnspice83876 tis ok, paper towels.

[Autopilotpony]

this should not have 306 dislikes. they obvi dont know the epicness of paper towels

[aluminumfoil100]

i think some people dislike videos just to be different.

[jathe5th]

that's it, i'm subscribing!!

[1234ping4321]

You can tie it in a knot, it's still there

[TheLeoOfCostaRica]

0:40

...I've a feeling my mom is about to become a very happy woman.

[blanex10]

0:36 now you just got a crapload of squares

[jessie354]

guys in my class were talking about this video haha xD

[s4m4k]

thumbs up if KAP SLAP brought you here

[alsjhfklherklj]

@s4m4k who is kap slap

[s4m4k]

@alsjhfklherklj he mixes music. look him up

[kasploosh]

@s4m4k Thumbs up if nobody cares about KAP SLAP

[YourBetrayalx3]

I saw this at school once xD.....

[Deeelon9]

just do the transcribe audio with any video, its hilarious

[21MRaymond]

Join the Facebook page paper towels :D

[snailswigbee]

my friend called me with a paper towel and told me to watch this

[TheNow39]

Ha ha so funny

[samantharoberts2311]

Sometimes it seems like the only person that will talk to me is my dog, cocoa.

[huttree]

Paper towels are only sold in stores, Call now!

[TheTokiEffect]

Whenever I open a pack of paper towels, I have to call through it "Hey, friends, come over, I got paper towels!"

What has this video done to me.

[Ashiiara]

@TheTokiEffect hahahahaha (>.<) lmao

[alsjhfklherklj]

@TheTokiEffect i gave your commit a thumbs down

[daranged5]

@TheSmokeyshade This is in need of a thumbs down.

[bmx4life495]

damn, people in lynn must need the lay-away plan to buy these magical white pieces of gold.

[CoDZombiesPwnage]

@TheSmokeyshade

fuck off queer

[Metalattack95]

I got a good grade on my test uh best friends uh, papa towls

[sillyjilly679]

hey friends come ova i got some papa towels

[narwhalsquad13]

Hotdogs is better...

[Gravija01]

My friends and I quote this video constantly. <3

[fit4aqueen77]

@ohyaitsisaac ikr!

[1234Angelbabe]

lol omg ooohh i totally need one :)

[kylieokie23]

It rips again no big deal

[PhantomRider387]

i advertised this video to my friends and they said, "hey i want paper towels, wheres the number?" and i said, "dude, its so good, they dont have a number!" and he said, "fuck this commercial, i thought this was a real product since sham-wow!" and i said, "its becuz its not a real advertisement u stupid fuck-nut" and he said "ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" XD

[TusselWithMe]

Barely even a stain

[iani103]

1:06

Actually you made 2,500,000 friends

[BlackOpsFTWTF]

@iani103 i dont get it

[iani103]

@BlackOpsFTWTF When he said "Do you know how many friends i make when i do this"

And there are about 2,500,000 people who watched this video

So he made about 2.500.000 friends :D

Did you get it?

[BlackOpsFTWTF]

@iani103 get it now! thx

[iani103]

@BlackOpsFTWTF No problem mate :D

[steezyZorland]

@iani103 actually i watched this video like a million times so he made 1,500,000 friends

[movierater1000]

ha



[dmag91cal]

Holy shit I spilt soy sause

[pokemon24354]

"Whaddya see, Billy?"

"A dick"

"That's 'cause you're fucking gay"

[scouts39]

yes ill take ten orders cause i have no friends

[talagunter12]

@scouts39 ha ha

[baterdates]

by far the funniest video on youtube

[MKGatie13]

look at this..it just soaks up all the water

[fit4aqueen77]

This is me and my friend's favorite youtube video, we quote it all the time lol :D