Make her squirt like a gusher ;)

[MrJocklimewood]

Its like a gay(er) version of Seth Rogan

[mr44137]

Who gives a shit

[WIDESIDE72]

SAD

[DragonsAreAttackin]

So, I post a comment like that and follow it up by clicking another video...

[DragonsAreAttackin]

Seems like I'm always only one click away from these videos. It really doesn't make sense to keep falling for these knowing that actual porn is just as easy to get to...

[shocktheoryband]

You still sleep with a teddy bear and you're 19?

[quandrax]

Make her gush like a squirter.

[wyldekaat]

hey I saw this at wyldewayscom

[preperationX]

i have 4 complaints about this vid, first.... if ur going to record urself and put it on youtube, maybe YOU SHOULD KEEP A SHIRT ON FOR THE ENTIRE VIDEO! second..... DONT SAY THAT YOURE NAKED WHILE YOURE RECORDING! IT DOESNT REALLY MAKE ANY GUY REALLY WANT TO WATCH YOUR VIDEO......wait, i take that back, MOST GUYS WONT WANT TO WATCH YOUR VIDEO. =) third...... PUT A GAG ON THE ASIAN KID RAPPPING, OR ELSE IM GOING TO HAVE TO CALL SIMON COWELL ON HIS ASS!!!!! finally, the fourth NO MORE VIDS, EVER!

[DrunkenGunsAndBombs]

eric douglace?

[sabdow]

this girl is really fat and ugly

i would never put my penis in the same bedroom, no wait, COUNTRY, as this thing

[burdyo85]

wow dude you are such a loser it hurts

[blackdevil235]

he has nobody else so he needs to say happy birthday to myself XD

[Moleson3MC]

FAGGOT!!

[balls8761]

NICKI MINAJ!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kyndalrolland]

does his braclet say boobies?

[nottinmatterz2day]

how many dislikes does it take for youtube to remove the video as spam?

[quiettman11]

YOUR AN IDIOT MAKING A FEMALE THINK SQUIRT IS "ODD"!! IT'S THEIR ..RIGHT.. LIKE VOTING/ HAY FOOL /TRY U CUM ONLY IF TOLD TO!

@JonItalia SEE YOUR "IDEA IS THE PROBLEM.YES ALL ORGASAMS ARE AS .MARTHA STEWART WORD SAY "A VERY GOOD THING"! HOWEVER G-SPOTS GIVES A LADY EVEN MORE EXCITEMENT, SQUIRTING.OH YES.. SHE HAS "FINALLY FELT..I CAN DO IT ALL. AND NOT HOLD BACK"/ ALSO NEEDED WITH G-SPOT!! LADIES ... JUST RELAX .AND IF HES TOO DUMB TO ASK..GUIDE HM OR DUMP HIM!! COMUNICATE!! ENJOY!

[james99247]

fucking fag!

[Quimquat]

flaggin!

[iownyourtime]

cunt



[3618Avalanche]

fag



[jrodarte814]

Is this radar from mash

[CrayfishInMyAnus]

i thought u were a girl.

[MultiPimpness]

happy birthday man

[pipeload]

not all women squirt you fag

[malkerian]

@pipeload the fuck they don't

[91twilightgirl]

You're hot :)

[hailee135]

Are you just the biggest gayish kidish male idiot they could find?

[cowbell1997]

i like Lewis's rap!

[SolarWind44]

Dammit penis...stop leading me around youtube. This shit always happens...

[koala290481]

q video tan estupido!! >:(

[shadowdemon0g]

I ended up in the weird part of youtube again.... fuck

[jakobsgirl1]

Your cute. I would do you (:

[missfluffykitten1]

Yuck I'm crossing my legs

[muhamedi1]

are u a gey or what

[frankbrownactor]

You're a muppet

[xavierj17]

lil bitch y u waste 5 minm of my time

[quiettman11]

HELLO TO all that got "husseled" Don't read any of my posts// ok.... I actually tried to give some legit pointers as to/you and your lady bfriend/ having "great sex, and as this name implys.. to bring your lady to "gusher squirts" I knew it was b.s. as the honest you-tube voters had abourt al low a rating 1,7 million can get!! iuve thanked before as I never actually have seen or watched more than at the 5 min makr i went tjust in case uit was legit...naaaaa!! need a hose this one for a gushere

[StartStopReplay]

@quiettman11 What the fuck

[quiettman11]

I am well aware that what have i written 5,000/ no person need need read a single word beyond these 10..i'll start each as we wrap up like this!! i have a doctorate SO IN theory i am not "stupid"!! I am very used 3 long writting///not spelling sorry! I FELT TERRIBLE THAT SO MANY PEOPLE SHOWEDS IMTEREST IN "SQUIRTING" AND WERE DUPED//THE REASON I TYPED THIS///YOU MAY RESPOND!

FIRST TALK...COMUNICATE..... AND DON'T EVER PUT DOWN A PERSONS FANAcy!! UNLESS IT INCLUDES CHILDREN___ THEN RUN!!!

[quiettman11]

I have to say at this pointthat if you are not multi orgasmic you won'y just sit and squirt!! I also belive if you do "tap into" what ever your fantasy is and it's really great when say you have like 4-6 (oddly 6 is a lot) now of course there are a million variations to each "main one"! meeting in a hotel bar and being just "picked up like a whore" has worked many times for us!! It's safe if you care to have some drinks... the room where my "little slut" goes with mehas no police as i drive!

[quiettman11]

THELAST ENTRY WAS SIMPLY WHAT I HAVE DONE "IN THE PAST"BOTH AS I SAID ON VAcATION.AND WE KNOW EACH OTHER VERY WELL/!BEFORE WE GO ON VACATION.USUALLY 14-20 DAYS WE ALWAYS SEE OUR DR.S/SO LIKE ANY "EXERSIZE"/JUST START OUT OK! REGULAR SQUIRTING/ REQUIRES THE SAME THINGS/REHYDRATION/ PLUS I DO RECOMEND PEDOLIGHT!1THE LONGER NYOUR WITH A PARTNER THE BETTER IT IS!! NOW BACK TO GETTING TO YOUR 1st YOUR PRETTY WELL THERE WHEN YOUVE STARTED "CUM ROLLING" My Term for when you go multi orgasmatic!!

[quiettman11]

THIS I KNOW SOUNDS ....AND IS EXTREEM///!! WHILE I take say a break for saymeals for my lover i usually do like alonge with electroligfhts. i "juice... ensure"milkshakes/// ice scream///... i never use these "energy drinks.... if thye body needs rest that is what it needs!!.... NOW these are women in an age and condition levek that it is safe// you have to be an inteligent agent of health for each other!!... As i said long "Sessions like that are say 1-3 times a year/// usuall vacations for us!!

[quiettman11]

EVEN AS YOU HAVE NOTHAD INTERCORSE ( AFTER YOU DO THIS FOR A WHILE ( I AM TALKIMG MONTHS ((( NO YOU SLY GUY IN THE CORNER OF THE CLASS ROOM)/ WORRY NOT I KNOW THIS IS ON A COMP. JOKING/THAT WOKE UP FINALLY NOT MONTHS ALL AT ONCE..THERE IS NO ..AGAIN "RULES"// I HAVE ACTUALLY HAD OVER A PERIOD OF 3 DAYS,,," MY TOPS" OF238 G-SPOT ORGASAMS" NOW I WOULD SAY 40% SQUIRTS SO AND THIS WAS A "SUBMISSIME SITUATION" THE DOMINATE..MUST TAKE CARE.KEEP LIQUID UP//I ALWAYS HAVE "PEDELIGHT" SAFTY #1,2 3 ETC

[quiettman11]

Some Ladies are sub's IF BEING TIED DOES MAKE He'HOT ASS HELL" ... YOU MAY BE A BIT CONFUSED,,, AS YOUVE BEEN SO FAR,,,, SERVISCING HER/WELL ENTIRE SENSUAL PARTS OF HER BODY// HANDS FINGERS TOUNGE TOYS IN EVERY HOLE YOU CAN IMAGINE/ NOW SHE WANT MORE,,,,,,, SHE WANTS TO GIVE (EVEN AS SHE'LL STILL BE TELLING YOU (YOUR SO MUCH CLOSER NOW THAN EVER BEFORE IT WILL COME TO A POINT WHERE YOU WILL ........"JUST KNOW" CERTAIN THINGS... THAT SHE //////"NEEDS"// SHE>>> AND YOU WILL FEEL AS ONE!!!!!

[quiettman11]

You men know you were thinking "blowjob" and you Women were thinkimng "how much longer"!! rigjht on both?? No lieing here!! not in "Squirt School"

1st rule//is there is no rule's... only results starting with comunication1) .TALK..comunicate THERE B tons of LICKING? And not in 1 spot,WHERE EVER SHE LIKES IT!! kissing suckiung. TOYS YOUR URE Tounge, NOSE FINGERS move at 10,000 beats A MIN?/ You be her best toy listen 2 her! by now she will be wet as you can inagine hopefully iuf orgasams mmm

[quiettman11]

im sorry it's taking so long the video really almost ruined what again 1,700 million looked for/and we know "porn woulkd nor have been being looked up for on you tube! MEN MAKE ME PROUD OK!For you may have to do something we don't do well, LISTEN TO OUR LADIES! I have a Fiance and "LISTENED UP/REAL GOOd/oh by the way ended up with the best sex/for us ! You see we Men have this habit>don't deny it// if your reading with your lady her head up and down (get mind out of gutter. 4-4 seconds :)

[quiettman11]

so very popular that over 1,700 million people looked in and as ive said saw gys laughing!! then the / great advice that /ladies your beautyful clits were like a "ruffles chip"!!

We all know that all women are differant. that was another insult! and sure isn't going 2 get you to the goal .along the way of course will be MASSIVE ORGASAMS ( I do know I type very badly.sorry/) orgasams/if youve never had a "g- spot" oh yes/ that will get you to the/squirt! Whew A Taste you'll both love mmmm

[quiettman11]

NOW YOU REAL MEN readingIF YOUR LADY IS READY TO "PLAY" YOUR A LUCKY ..SOB U KNOW IT!! If YOUR SCARED THAT SHES LOOKING SOMEPLACE ELSE/SHE WOULDN'T BE LOOKING AT THIS WITH YOU... OR HAD A LADY FRIEND THAT MENTIONED IT AND TOLD HER/AGAIN LUCKY SOB! Now that's\\ about the end of the hay guy's "WE RULE" .... but the start of "Were going to be partners in sex and as long as we have " agreed goals" were on the same page! this post started about squirting i am just trying 2 fix what was

[quiettman11]

LADIES THIS POST WAS BS/WHY AS 1.7 MILLION READ I AM JUST TRYING 2 AT LEAST BE STRAIGHT!//SP IM SHOCK (OUTWORDLY THAT YOU "WANT TO SQUIRT" (whatever) SOMETIMES DURING SEX..WITH YOUR MAN/HELL COME,IF SECURE AND A PULSE! MOST MEN ARE AFFRAID TO BRING UP THEIR FANTISIES AS ARE WOMEN!Now they will faster only as society has made (US MEN, I AM ONE JUST I BELIVE BOTH SEXES SHOULDS >SHARE THEIR/shhhhhshhhh deep desires.If your a Lady You know you agree BIG TIME!

[quiettman11]

#1 read up/ ty for kindness /the post was misleading/ YOU Men are interesteed in WELL "DOING IT RIGHT" you didn't come to "you tube for porn"!! I'll Catcfh "HEAT" But i help some that got suck in/im happy! a) FEMALES AREN'T "Ruffles Potato Chip!. Every LADY is differant and her fantasies/if its Brad Pitt Fine! IT'S YOU THAT ARE "PLAYING-WITH HER!

1) .TALK. COMUNICATE YOUR LADY IF THIS IS A MAN DOING THIS WILL BE SHOCKEd MY FRIEND! most females will almost faint you care (more well above?)

[quiettman11]

@buggaboo7542/ please know I only went caps below,no disrespect to "real you-tubers" your legit negitives? saved me!SHOUTED AT POST-LOSERS! what the name "THEREALBIGBUBBA"! .!/2 in! Some couples were looking 4 HELP! keep at it!.Read and TALK with PARTNER/not freaky/HOT!/TOYS HELP, legit/ "let self GO, with mind! Partners don't B Shy. tastes/well like g-spot but just more to enjoy! a cut lawn bad under sheet 4 all ? 4 you>your reading>again share with partner/ask my lady and Iits ok,talk #1!

[quiettman11]

TO ALLLTHAT SAVED ME WITH YOUR NEGITIVE "FEEDBACK"/ BIG TY'S! I AM IN YOUR DEBT!! I LOOKED AT THE NEGITIVE NUMBERS/THIS WAS NO POLITICAL/"MAYBE HATE DEAL/!!..JUST PUNKS! SO PEOPLE LEARN TO LOOK AT A MILLION NEGITIVE,/,"THIS IS CRAP %" AND BELIVE/JUST HIT ON "IN CASE" THEN MOVE UP TO SAY 5 MINS// AND SEE/IT'S LOSERS/ THAT MOST YOU TUBERS ARE GREA/ NOT TRYING 2 HIDE GOO/! + PUNK OF THESE LOSERS!//...... LADIES WE REAL MEN R SORRY HIT UP IF U NEED REAL IMFO.. ON SQUIRT.. MY LADY WILL TESTFY :)!

[milburtofficial]

wait... i've been here before.

[buggaboo7542]

I just wanted to say your friend that was dancing at the mall and sitting in the car with you, well, hes really freakin hot! Thanks, LOL

[lowrider9367]

Sorry, but this was by far the most pointless vid on youtube. I can't believe that I watched the whole thing. Youtube logo was ok. You need to lay off the cheetos & ding dongs. Your only 19 & look more out of shape than most people in their late 30's. What's happened to our youth. Pathetic younger gen...

[svoteary]

for the dudes birthday, he wants to give his black friend a blowjob. Go back to the Whataburger cup

[bigjerms64]

fuck OBAMA!!!!!!!

[CamelToeCity]

wheres the camel toe!?!?! see mine!

[FucPigs94]

is everyone in texas gay

[permanakusuma]

i hate to see your face, just like your mother fucker squirt!!!!

[TheBomblee]

no offence you kinda look like a girl

[Angelchic1990]

aw i love the youtube design and i think they shud make i the actual youtube design yur really kewl and funny (: and fuck wat the haters say yur pretty kkewl

[xero2011]

you cant rap nigga every dude in this video is virgins hahahahaha

[MindTrek00]

This video title was obviously chosen by someone with neuromyopathy. This condition, unfortunately, is not

fatal but chronic. Its only known cause is inbreeding usualy by very close relatives such as mother and son.

Documentation on people in this genre show these subjects practice ritulistic vile, compulsory and debaucheristic acts. Usually, but nots always include beastiality, and son mother anal abuse.Sadly, this manifests it self in even worst videos to come and there is no known cure.

[katykennett]

great tips!

[MrKissaten]

the way you wear that hat in bed ... scumbag steve would be proud !

[41612patria]

I CONCUR HES A FAGGOT AND HIS BOY LUIS

[chazmofella]

that thumbnail makes you look like a girl. no homo.

[LordHam5]

metro sexual



[y0ungst0n3r93]

GO FUCK YO TEDDY BITCH BOY!

[totalrandomcrap]

Is your dislike bar happy to see me, or does this video suck?

[Patriotics101]

@totalrandomcrap  ROFL

[Frintu72]

Well, I came to see the guy in this video get nailed with comments like "YOUR GAY" and "YOUR A FAGGOT". I got what I came for. Sigh. If you ever see this comment, know that I'm genuinely sorry for you. It is, however, a bit whorish how you title your videos to abuse the system, no?

[DerVsJerk226]

One fuckin waste of tyme... therealbigbubba i hope you read dis cuz u r a dumdass wannabe wangsta nd who wants 2 be a wannabe gangsta dumbass nd i hope u kno that get a fuckin job fuck face u need to fuckin kill urself nd i wud be glad 2 say dis comment i made made u do it don't put no moe shit like dis on youtube dumbass go 2 hell =D SMH

[JonItalia]

For those of you who came here to make her squirt like a gusher:

1. Lick her clit and put your index and middle finger inside her pussy

2. Curl your index and middle like you're trying to massage her clit from the inside

3. You'll feel a bumpy structure (it has ridges like a Ruffles potato chip) This is the G-Spot

4. Press the heel of your other hand's palm above the G-spot

5. Move your fingers inside on her G-spot (fingerrprint side) like you're gesturing "come here"

She'll squirt.

[quidnick]

@JonItalia are you the Dos Equis guy?

[JonItalia]

@quidnick Stay thirsty, my friend.

[PanAndScanBuddy]

@JonItalia I salute you for your service to the Internets.

[Keyx9]

@PanAndScanBuddy HAHAHAHAHA. I love you for this comment.

[zackstephenson911]

@JonItalia your comment is full of win.

[SDCRIT]

@JonItalia Thank you sir. :) I'll remember this.

[MrAntant420]

@JonItalia lol thanks bro hahah

[RisePatriot]

@JonItalia Adding: have her Extend her pee tube and incorporate that. Also: have HER lick YOUR finger to 'get going'. Why? YEAST Infection. GUYS: ARE U with me... how many times your wife or gf thinks u fooling around because she get yeast? Squirting is not the objective, the FEMALE ORGASM.. an HONEST ONE is My Objective for Woman Volunteer(s) and that is best done as described but the squirt is sorta odd

[Mess1ah]

I was expecting a red bar, and I got what I wanted to see.

[as2guo88]

And third one does not apply to you, it applys to the people who are talking crap about you, an this is what I want to say you people need to learn some respect, an to respect others. And I think this is the last thing im going to say. That part at 6:36 was kinda funny. you make me smile at that part. And Nice video, but you need a better one. :)

[DerVsJerk226]

@as2guo88 dumbass if u want 2 say tha video is bad then say it if not then shut tha f**k up...

[as2guo88]

Ok I have some things to say. 1. I thought you were a guy at the beggining of the video because of you actions lol I feel bad for saying that but it is the truth. 2. next time make a different name for your video because the only thing that was related to the title was your friend singing that one part of the song.

[MsBand10]

why are his eyes red???

[therealbigbubba]

thx

[ttkhhjj]

Why is everyone so mean, this youtube picture he made obviously means alot to him. I think its a good idea.

[dawgeatin]

you out of the closet yet?

[UberTranceK]

Arggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhh.................I am at the weird part of you tube again!!!!!!!!!!

[therealbigbubba]

badass!!!!!!!!!!

[Bananakeeper]

HOLY SHIT!!! Im not kidding its 3:05am for me and I live in Dickinson, Texas!!

[Deathy666x]

seriously dude... just come out of the closet already

[Swordmage2]

Its Toby off of Degrassi. You know, after they kicked him off the show xD

[Karlos19691]

jerk off

[heroalif]

I only came here so I could give the video a thmubs down...

[a13179]

HAHAHAHAHAH



[MrAwesomness470]

i came i saw i clicked dislike and logged off

[wezz7777]

i fuckin hate you

[MrBacardiboi]

your pillow is dirty as fuck

[BOOGIEGTC]

fuck ur birthday

[breakdancer100]

shit its a guy!!

[MrNoisee]

i'm at the weird part of youtube again, and i say that even though i came here from "vaginal inspection" /watch?v=-hokxyS6zIY&feature=r­elated

[JesusHatedToolsheds]

Fucked by Texas once again.

[ryanwkc152]

my squirter jus texted me lol u fail dude eat it it helps

[Supbrahmosef]

How the fuck do i always end up in the weird part of youtube?

[mtume007]

This fucktard needs a web redemption on Tosh.O

[Psyke6Pack]

kiss my ass man

[deejaystrider]

I want ti kill you so much you fat speccy CUNT!

[chesse192837465]

your a gay dick

[durbanman123]

STUPID TITLE, OTHERWISE NO ONE WUOLD EVEN WATCH THIS SHIT!!

[megaXIMIX]

v hot

[Coppulor1]

what a douchebag

[babydevil1717]

You got a 20th birthday video? LOL I love the baybrook mall, shop there all the time, small world!

[MrBentBoy]

your gay kid

[datsunvvv]

wiggers

[kewshkewsh1357]

wake up in the morning and you make sure that you put on your hat before you put on any clothes for your video

[spyrolova]

lol

[hereticg0d]

i pushed like just cause ur so gay and i felt sorry for you. yous sumposti be fuckin on dat birtday

[SerlingPictures]

you had me at teady bear

[BESTWERTYER]

Looked like a girl

[signalman1515]

Fag

[mellowb1rd]

@ChristiansRsuperdumb Penis jokes. How very...retro. Quit deflecting. Why change the subject? You are here because you thought you'd learn something and now you are all butthurt that the title was a lie. Sorry you gotta look to youtube for help with the ladies. That's like a disability.

[bigheadwarrior1]

dammit, WHY DO I ALWAYS GET RICKROLLED!!!

[originaLkomatoast]

19 years old living at home, still in bed at 10:52am and down about going to the mall and apply for a job. What a rough life it must be.

[blairbear1112]

fuck you faggot

[mystrol3]

FUCK YOU BITCH!!

[HeartsRequiem]

was going to dislike this video until i skipped to your cute friend rapping lol :)

[jaylahboo]

@macallan30forme people like you, sir, give white people a bad name.

[mellowb1rd]

LMAO at all the people who are angry because they came here looking for sex-tips because they just aren't man enough for their woman. Especially, the insecure little redneck pussy beneath me. He sounds like he wishes he was a wife-beater but knows, deep down that if he ever had a fight with a woman/girl/small child, he'd just lose.

[wiibot15]

@mellowb1rd shut the hell up you idiot.

[wiibot15]

@mellowb1rd Idiot not only men come to this video, Also you sound like an imbecile.

I read that comment out loud.

[wiibot15]

@mellowb1rd you're that type of dumb bastard, that think he's so great right? Idiot, every girl you've been with has been faking. I promise this to you, faggot.

[macallan30forme]

you need a white friend boy not a spook or a spic

[macallan30forme]

i thought niggers and honest white men cant mix in Texas? Why you dont white friends boy, you come to wrong of Texas you might keilled son, be careful with that nigger friend of yours

[macallan30forme]

you, sir, are a faggot

[TheDeanFM]

@macallan30forme you, sir, are loser. Probs sit in your gigantic chair barely able to fit, in yo moms basement, infront of your laptop, just clicking on youtube videos and calling people a faggot. Get a life, what are you 5?

[DeSilverware]

It's youtube.. did you all really expect to see anything x rated??? lol

[dirksnider]

im eating gushers. you're eating elk shit.

faggot.

[funkymcmunky]

i still squirted

[Shobhitpamnani]

dude get a life

[clevelandman2010]

FUCKING FAGGOT!

[jmb1231983]

fapfapfap...only because i thought you were a bitch

[Klassic8T7]

the last thing he needs is cake..

am i right?

[Klassic8T7]

who gives a fuck

[heavyo]

You guys suck eac hothers cocks right?

[krypal]

ur ugly

[xyeklops69]

This is what happened when Erkle fucked and had a kid with a fat white chick....

[reedsintn]

gay



[nickjonasbigfan]

Loose weight, get rid of the glasses. You'll be hot.

[mssimplysummer]

damn ur frined lucas is sexc nd he kn rap

[ccCrashpeace]

back. acne.

[a6eBezerkur]

drink some drainO u stupid fuck

[MrVinodtheboss]

I came, Saw the Dislikes & I gave I also Dislike & Left this page....