Jack Hanna on Late Night

[marks661man]

Those f-ing Mandrill things are set to take over the world. Teeth like a shark. Built like a Bull Mastiff. Swift as a tiger. Probably could jump over a damned house in 2 leaps. And probably a hell of a lot smarter than it's letting on. By the time u unholstered a gun and could take a shot at that thing in the dark, it would b flossing its teeth with ur cerebral cortex. Then it would run off with ur gun to sum damned cave, learn how 2 use it, and come back 2 kill the rest of ur family.

[SouthOCmixdown]

@marks661man~not to mention the fact it starts out walking on 4 legs like a canine, then the next minute hes sitting up like my dang kid on a picnic bench dangling his feet. also has developed emoting speech to get wat it wants. did you see its freaking hands? learn to use a gun? shit, give that thing 2 weeks and a set of tools and he'll be MAKING guns. not turning my back on that fucker for nothin. ya, a lowland gorilla or huge feline might take it. but last time i checked, those arent humans.

[Lisajo1960]

That would've scared the shit out of me! Did you see the teeth on that damn thing?! OMFG!!

[Kami84]

Jack Hanna doesn't know even basic things about animals. I don't know what kind of expert he is. A Mandrill is NOT an ape it's a monkey, similar to a baboon.

[buddahJesus]

nice beastie hehe

[bigbowlowrong]

look at that things fucking teeth

[canadianjew250]

@bigbowlowrong

Mandrills have the largest teeth compared to skull size of any mammal in the world

they are also among the most aggressive animals in the world...its like bringing a full grown lion to a talk show...very dangerous