My Book Of Bible Stories (The pangs of childbirth)

[JBSauce]

"Sort you out!" Oh you Aussies with your colorful sayings. You know I'm really gonna visit you someday, Yahweh.

[TheRecoveringZombie]

LOL!

[pianodavy]

I wonder just how many kids Eve actually did have? And somewhere along the line the incest must have been the norm for the day. The bar scene in those days must have been a real drag. "So, where you from, Baby?" "Your Momma's womb, Moron!". If science and the bible are supposed to harmonize, how do Dubs (as well as all religions and cults) explain this sort of gene pool? Brothers and sisters screwing for generations - it must have been messy - or maybe it really explains human behavior!

[WWZenaDo]

Aaaaand it's very significant that the 'forbidden' tree, was called the TREE OF KNOWLEDGE.... Guess 'god' was against college educations, even back then!!

[stepfordescapee]

i love the way you put things!

[YAHWEHtoHELL]

@stepfordescapee hahaha Cool

[smashbeans]

you rock

[RadarKat73080]

A followup to my last comment: if A&E were incapable of having pain before the whole forbidden fruit mess, did God add pain receptors and an area of the brain that could sense such pain? I thought God was just! I thought he told the Israelites not to punish sons for the crimes of their fathers, than he starts out punishing the children of A&E who weren't even born yet! Even a five-year-old can see that "Cuz I said so!" and "I can break my own rules!" are bullshit excuses!

[YAHWEHtoHELL]

@RadarKat73080 FUCKING EXCELLENT!

[dylandebbiesteph]

very funny. You must admit tho...Brooke Shields had fab hair in her day.......

[YAHWEHtoHELL]

@dylandebbiesteph yes i agree, her eyebrow was delightful :)

[dylandebbiesteph]

@YAHWEHtoHELL LMFAO! ya, remember that...nothing that a lil wax wouldn't shift. She may well have been one of those women that embrace their hairyness. 'nough said!

[jwFairyTale]

ha ha ha (~o~ ) so good