Randall's Grasshopper

[laurasuris]

"Watch out" says that bird!!! Honey badger don't give a shit!

[flyingdragon12]

I think randal is brad loklie

[notAwerewolf]

I Wonder How Much This Guy Gets Paid

[stupidjunk978]

UNSUBSCRIBE

[zubairnetwork]

@stupidjunk978 randall n honey badgers don't giva a shit 

[horsesareme1]

honey badger dont give a shitt.

[jmackinjersey1]

He just sounds so kudley and shit...

[jmackinjersey1]

Randal is awesome. When do we get to meet him in e-person?

[dancergirl9197]

i think people took it too far making him a commercial guy now.

same with beenerkeekee making legit music videos.

and fred having movies and CDs

man people are taking famous youtubers too far.

[groinspasm]

it was a comercial but honey badger doesnt give a shit

[jerry1dc]

Good for your Randall! I'm glad you're so successful and can't wait to see more of your videos!

[aces061]

Was that a real commercial or just made up and fake and gay and what not and and and and and and and and and and and?

[wangtang32000]

that.. was a comercial right?

[superwiiplayer]

i feel like I just watched a commercial

[lokuh90210]

honey badger dont give a shit

[pacificpoopsie]

i would watch commericals if Randall did them!!

[trender543]

@pacificpoopsie there is a pistachio commercial

[GrimmShadow]

I like how people complain about him being commercial, even though most of the jackass subscribers talk about is the fucking honeybadger vid, even on his other video comments.

[Puff1Pass1]

um

[sandrsofias]

Wait, did you just trick me into watching a commercial?

[twinblademasta]

Whats next, is he gonna go do ads for MiO now?

[mcmire]

I don't care it's a commercial, I'd buy that shit... well if I wanted to

[Arballo420Cali]

haha, its a commercial

[rpena728]

Randall needs to get paid!! Randall need to eat and pay rent just like everyone else!

[kamihi]

Oh pfffft you make money if you can, you have a great talent.. Love it... Love all the vids.

[ducky7011]

The honey badger is the "Chuck Norris" of the animal world! In fact if Chuck Norris was ever killed(and that can never happen), he would come back as a honey badger and take over the world.

[Dehzee]

Randalls honey badger is banned from facebook, WTF?

[codeastronomer]

@Dehzee I noticed that.. I pasted in my status instead. Facebook fails.

[Dehzee]

@codeastronomer I am moving social network sites, no one needs to be censored like that, facebook is bizarre!

[xxPsychorabbitxx]

@Dehzee It's okay... from what I hear, the honey badger doesn't actually care.

That honey badger don't give a shit.

[Dehzee]

@xxPsychorabbitxx awesomeness lol

[starkphoto]

yeayaaaaa! you "go" Randall!

[BarnyFife1]

God bless you. Hilarious.

[saramcsmith]

I love it! You deserve any money you get for making us all laugh and learn. :) I wish I had a business, and I would do use that company!

[McSkankula]

I would like to think Honey Badger is disappointed...but he probably doesn't care.

[joeyavankuiken]

how MARVELOUS! lol

[nemo9xiphos]

This is good

[boomyakasha]

Oh no, he's done one advert, I'm sure you guys wouldn't turn down a little extra money for nothing so stop being such hypocrites.

Assholes.

[LexDomino]

Make that money, Randall! Haters gonna hate, don't give a shit.

[rg0057]

Just don't try to sell us Mio.

[R3NX2]

at first i thought this was a spoof of the "cricket" company

[jonh2o]

I actually wanna sign up...How do you get commission?

[Issaquan5]

If Randall did all the advertisements on youtube prior to the actual video of whatever it is, I'd watch it all the way through. Same with the Honey Badger. He and I dont give shit.

[MrKarma49]

Think again stupid!!!!

[VersusModeADR]

36,000 viewer Lol

[hpdragon723]

Your voice make your videos funnier.

[TheDaNcEr2303]

Yay randel!!! I don't care If this is an ad,its an excuse for me to watch ur vids. :)

[returntowaldenpond]

You can say "Shit" on a commercial? Wow. haha.

[MissDelanne]

Good for you, honey ! Go on Randall, go get all big and famous, I'll still love you. Mwuah ♥♥

[genobee01]

228 people don't like to get all da moneys.

[stellaluna4u2]

Randall don't care or give a shit

[JoyReu]

Sell out? Please! He is using his talent and making a buisness oppurtunity!what is he sellin out on anway?youtube videos? Uhh no. I dont think so, i love you randall keep doin what ur doing it makes 431 people smile:)

[MissWorldx81]

Who gives a crap if he "sold out?" Like you wouldn't do the same.

[Ballinbyondbelif]

sell out!!!

[riathy]

awesome commercial!

[VeroniqueEmbrace]

Ur awesome

[FraserE99]

213 people are trolls

[Gabbi731]

212 people are mentally retarted and cantt get a tan in the summer

[3underdog9]

I thought cricket was the phone company

[Igotabespinsuit]

@Roflcoptersx10 it's ok to use a comma in certain situations before a coordinating conjunction such as 'and'. It's called an Oxford comma.

[TVWriterGuy]

Ewwww...what's he eating? Honey Randall don't give a shit. He just takes what he wants. "Watch out," says the bird. "Thanks, stupid, thanks for the food!" Honey Randall is a badass Honey Randall.

You go, Randall! You get out there and take the world and enjoy everything you've earned!

[Ultrakalifragilistic]

Face it - the Honey Badger was your Walk Like an Egyptian.

[skyemcleod1]

Cute ad-love the cartoon drawing! -Very funny! And how cool is grasshopper for literally not censoring the 'sh*t' outta your script! <3 loveya muchos, czg.:D good luck, sweetie,and you should be on tv--maybe that's next. ~Your forever fan :)

[ryannosaurus]

Randall is a hungry little bastard ;-)

[IrritableGiraffe]

I love you Randall. always. no matter what :D

[Roflcoptersx10]

@LakinDenae19, don't put a comma before "and"...

[LakinDenae19]

I am laughing my ass off at the fact that all of the people bitching about this video can't spell. Learn to spell you stupid people, and also know that honeybadger doesn't give a shit what you think!!!

[josenavarrojr]

I LOVE GRASSHOPPER, if you are a small biz owner you need this service

[RodentPrincess]

HOW MARVELOUS!

[breakinginsanity]

RIGHT MEOW

[sfericmars]

Randall, we all know we live in a capitalist economy, and, girl deserves to get paid. I think we feel like you sold out cheap. You haven't even been on Ellen yet for heaven's sake. Let it cook, do some more, we'll overlook this indiscretion, but you're a comedic genious. Don't shit where you eat. I.E. don't put commercials on YouTube, this is your forum for artistic expression. We believe in you. Do you? You should.

[Westofinsanity]

Randall smacks this shit out of haters. he dont give a shit, he just does what he wants.

[lolalucy14]

the only thing i DIDNT liek abotu this video/commercial was that is was too SHORT!!! I want more!!! your totally funny Stupid!! LOL

[maggiecougar]

You go Jesus Christ Randall. I will watch anything you voiceover. You make me smile every day and we need to smile more :) Thank you for continuing to do this. xoxo

[1ndustria]

I would watch commercials if you made them all, Randall. And I fucking hate commercials.

[jensunshiney]

Since when is making money a bad thing? Randall you rock, you are smart enough to actually do something and you should reap the rewards.

[BittersweetMarlene]

This is a great ad! There's nothing better than combining something you enjoy with a product, how many adverts star cartoon characters and celebrities? I'd rather see this than some boring ad made by a company that doesn't know how to sell themselves better. They're brilliant for using Randall's talents!

Besides, the world revolves around money so we're all sell-outs one way or another. :-P

[oOGridlockOo]

OMG..  I'm such a fan.. My friends and I quote you almost every day!.. rooooooaarrr..!

[Blairtim69]

I wish I could make a paycheck doing funny voice over’s, congrats and more power to you.

How can you be a sellout, if you never made a statement or stand to sell out?

[Antoinnette71]

i will always love you and support you even if you did ads for hitler hahahaha

[dj20k]

Randall has gone commercial? Randall doesn't care. Randall needs to get paid. Good for Randall. Just make sure Honey Badger gets his cut, or Honey Badger will smack the shit out of you...

[bobzzz23]

I love randall who givess a fuck if he makes money/??? honey badger doesnt neither do i

[AuntGert5]

I hope you make zillions! Why shouldn't you? Love AuntGert.

[fi3ldmous3]

Good for you, honey. Don't let the haters badger you.

[Dragontoxic]

Randall you are fabulous haters gonna hate, don't stop, you are hilarious. People love to be entertained for free then think that they have the right to talk shit, I say send that Honey Badger after em.

[dustofseven]

keep doing you Randall! Fuck those haters!

[ezziboo]

Ezziboo don't give a shit about the dislikers ... buncha big stupids that they are!

[TamaTala]

love + support baby, all the way!

[fegolem]

love + support!

love + support!

I wish you much revenue. :)

[lcager]

You go! Love*

[Jimplicit]

Congrats for getting an advertising deal! You totally deserve it!!!

[nandahrasko]

Great work! Wish you nothing but success, you're amazing!

[calboy2]

May be the quick end to Randall's short-lived fame...blown it all on a gram of coke and a prostitute...

[ezziboo]

@calboy2 Is that how you became a nobody, calboy2?

[MichaelMantion]

I don't need grasshopper. If you endorse a product I can use I will but it.. Stick it to all the haters.

[SquirtTV]

Congrats bro keep up the good work!

[TheSim1derful]

RANDALL'S DOING ADS!! *dreams come true*

[shadowfaxx1]

Randall is an entreprenuer! Go Randall! Wish you could have said "honeybadger don't give a shit" though!

[Tarhini]

Thats awesome Randall! Love you're vids and hope you do well:)

[DrunkBunny]

You GO Randall! First off, I'm glad that all the time you spent (for free) making videos that entertain us and make us happy is finally paying off for you and that YOU'RE able to benefit for once! Second, I'm loving the trend of advertisers seeking out independent web talent to make their commercials. Better than boring-ass commercials! Great new way to support grassroots talent. ((Randall))

[msmevans]

So. Youtube videos don't fall from the sky. Would the haters rather Randall made money secretly? Making you lattés, or answering phones in a cubicle farm? Most people who make great video series need day jobs, and smaller technology service providers need customers to beat the biggies. Seems like a natural fit to me! Jobs and money, yo, so quit complaining when you see behind the curtain. Sincerely, a poet who sold out and wrote a trade book. P.S. Anyway, honey badger don't give a sh1t.

[taratorah]

Hahahaaa! HOW MARVELOUS!!  XD

[ricehasnolife]

People complaining about a free service? Grow up, please.

[antipersonneldevices]

You think Randall cares about your dislikes? Randal doesn't give a shiiiiit.

[nechitagabrieldotro]

congrats dude, good luck with your voice, exploit your talent, give the people some nice funny videos and help a few businesses to get some momentum... this way the fans get what they want and you can start monetizing your passion... this is everybody's dream actually, that's why trolls keep showing up and giving dislikes, because they don't like the idea that someone can satisfy their fans and make money with the same skills... kudos for you Randall

[warlockmetal1]

People are getting mad at Randall for doing promotions? Randall dont give a shit- and neither does honeybadger. He dont give a fuck.

[Sei1863]

You made some MONEY guuuurl! Way to go

[asazimri]

Oh wow! Grats Randall!! Screw the haters!! Your videos are the best, awesome to see you can make a bit for your work. Haters are probably just jealous.

[ecmirand21]

Nat Geo should hire you! David Attenborough, nah! Hello Randall! ;)

[carnut015]

Very clever. That was a cute grasshopper, after all.

[maggso0]

Hahaha whoever hires Randall is a genius.

[TheDaNcEr2303]

I never thOught he'd do an add...:(

[Helix1337]

@TheDaNcEr2303 yeah, seemed more like a subtract guy to me

[kipesquire]

Next up: The Daily Show: "This ... is Tim Pawlenty. Watch him run for president in slow motion..."

[imaimabeliever]

honey badger dosent care about advertisements so either should you!

[kaking211]

Love you, love your work, whether you get paid for it or not. And if you do get paid for your creativity, more power to you!

[therealcharismatron]

Go, Randall, go! And when you get really rich--and I mean really, really rich--cut me off a piece of that pie, would you?

[BuzzardlyThings]

A sponsor? Wow!  Now you're rich.

[MsEmilyButton]

Randall, you're awesome and make me smile. You go get your share of the pie and tear it up like the HB himself.

[crow2crow]

Its great how you added your style at the start man, good marketing idea. Keep it up. At 1st I was like f___ no, I am unsuscribing, and then I was like, he always makes me laugh with his fab work on stuff. So go man and make some CASHING with your talent. :-)

[Bobster930]

Randall you badass! :D

[MediocrexGenerica]

Why would people get mad at Randall making money off of something he's clearly good at and enjoys doing anyway? Stupids.

[ianslass]

Randall---you rock! This is GREAT!

[marc11864]

Girl's gotta eat! You go Randall!

[ValeriaCervantes]

YOU GO RANDALL! i'm so proud of you :) honey badger really looks like he doesn't give a shit in this video haha. i love you!

[yusefdoodie]

People hate success on youtube.

Do what you do.

[muhammad15l04l1993]

you're awesome

[superbettyrules]

Randall your a BADASS! "It's a great day for America everybody!" Craig Ferguson. Honey Badger can't be stopped resistance is futile! Besides Honey Badger doesn't give a shit! Crawl away you Cobras! If you were smart funny and creative and you found a way to make a living off of it...you'd be a genius! Alas, your a dumbass! How DISGUSTING! Randall you are the SHIT! work it!!!!

[willi234]

Randall, please don't turn into a STIFFY GOAT.

[soundscapenyc]

LOVE YOU RANDALL!!!

[Nicx950]

Damn commies hating this great capitalist work of art. You should be hanged for high treason!

This is alright... I mean honestly, a man with this awesome voice needs to get something out of it. But haters gonna hate.

[riahbelle66]

Not my favorite, but that's to be expected. And I won't be unsubscribing, because I still chuckled at this. Also, because I, like the honeybadger, don't care.

[kharizmatikk]

HOW MARVELOUS! <3

[mecagoenboba]

Randall, keep up the good work! Everyone will have their own opinion, but what are they doing to add something to people's lives? The more business you get, the better! You are a great artist, and this is just the beginning of a happy and long journey.

[dallas2denton]

Randall don't give a shit!!!

[dallas2denton]

I wish all ads were like this! I support you!

[Reginaaald]

SELLOUT

SELLLLLOOOUUTTT

[c0decub]

Fuck off haters

[quackerzdb]

It would have softened the blow if you tagged the ad onto a goodly-sized piece of new content.

[bunnycats]

we support you randall ! stupid people are dumb and also stupid.

[WAKeele]

I don't like sell-outs more than anyone, but this is voiceover work. The man needs to pay the bills. In this media, you need sponsorship unless your fans are physically paying you for your work.

[1234ovk]

I love you, ya crazy ass honeybadger!

[ZombiePigmanPictures]

the honey badger should be an accountant

[agore30]

I don't understand why people get mad at what you call "sell outs". You guys must have a small brain because everyone needs to do what they do to make money. Would you guys rather him be poor and not be able to afford internet? Didn't think so.

[thedynamix]

Nice work man.. keep up the good work :)

[czg123]

Hello, lovers! Randall here. 1st, 2 my "dislikers" & peeps crying, "sell out," did U know I am NOT making any $ for my animal vids? That's right, stupid, I am NOT making any $ whatsoever-those ads you see on the vids are there because Nat Geo, as owners of the footage, placed them. Not me. Not my assistant. So, if you really feel the need 2 "unsubscribe" 'cause I made a vid 4 a service I believe in-go ahead! I don't give a s**t! 2 everyone else, thank U so much 4 yer love + support! =) xoxo

[vivianmari]

@czg123 hope ya make good money :) and ill keep subscribing as long as the quality and entertainment is up, let the haters make their own vids!

[PrMARTYLs]

@czg123 I read that in Randall's voice. hahahaha

[vKiLOv]

@czg123 Woooooow you sure told them!! Next time they should think again stewpid!!

[snardlefarb]

perversion! ruin! sadness.

[DavidDisaster3]

it's not "selling out" to make commercials, it's called making money. bitches.

[22640cal]

who gives a shit about selling out!!! ITS ABOUT CASHING CHECKS!!!!!

[BadPojo]

okay....

[mastigoz]

oh so many commecials would be awesome with randalls voice!



[jeremypotvin]

Randall, good work! Making a living is not selling out - it's making a living. And no surprise - you are good at it!

I hope you get TONS of voiceover work.

[abramokids]

Many of you haven't seemed to realise... the past few videos have ALL been ads. I've seen a lot of "Oh man! That was so funny!!!" THEY ARE ADS!

[maryprange27]

make some money, why not.

[wongdor]

This would be better off on Grasshopper's YouTube page, or otherwise clearly denoted as an ad, I think.

[jessicajumbalaya]

It's cool to make a commercial but it shouldn't be put on his youtube channel. He should have just linked it in the bottom bar from a different video or something, at least that way we know we're about to watch an ad

[monkiefly]

it's not selling out... how many of us have said oh, make more videos, do this full time... well now he's making money doing something we all wanted him to do (that is, unless all the haters had been flooding his paypal acct with donations so he could spend all his time making more vids? no? didn't think so.)

[berkay21tr]

@monkiefly stfu idiot he makes money youtube pays him :S

[LanethSffarlenn]

@monkiefly Agreed.

[rootbeerroxs11]

oh, he gave in

[gabrielapetrie]

I don't think there's any real issue with a relatively famous voice actor doing a commercial. It's what's done, it's what's expected. Look at that voice actor doing a cartoon character, oh god he's dubbing over a bad porno. Voice actor don't care, don't actor takesss what he wantsss. Anyways, the real issue is that the commercial was dumb. I wasn't sure if the first half alienated me from the second or vice versa. There are cuter ways to promote a grasshopper. . . Honey badgers rule.

[badgenome]

Fuck the haters! Go, Randall!

[tuckaa22]

although funny... the ads are getting old. how about some national geographic videos? :D

[BoysBoysBoysify]

107 People are being stupid. ❤

[sterlingj96]

Don't hate guys, you would sell out too. And anyway, I think this is funny. A man gots to eat.

[kragthor]

Don't hate.

A man's gotta eat.

At the same time though, Randall, you gotta put out more funny content that people will care about.