Best of Consuela Family Guy Maid

[mizkex]

ihh ihh No, no. I-I No No

[Actorguy0330]

THIS IS SO FUNNY!

[keyfish1]

She is funny but annoying NOH

[koreastyl3]

Her Voice Piss Me Off Soooooo Much!!!

[Fluffishy]

I hate her >:[

[BeyzaBerber]

bahaha xD

[amishbros]

does anyone else get pissed by consuela! shes a bitch!

[SydniRox97]

Meester Superman no heere. Eh-- Noh. Noh. Meester he no is heere. I have noh money. Noohhh... noh... XD i LOVE that one

[fearthehawksndcavs24]

0:10 shhhhhhhhitt

[BeastlyBrenton]

she kinda looks like my old History teacher lol :)

[LewisS97]

840 sane people, 28 idiots

[thembiatchesmustdie]

NO NO NO, DOGGIE OUT! WHAT? OUT AFUERA!! I LIVE HERE NO, NO AFUERA! LOOK IM TRYI-AUGH! HOLA? yes could you please put brian back on? no, no doggie afuera your the new housekeeper arnt you? si listen i dont wanna point finger but im missing about a thousand dollars of play money i take WHA-WHAT YOU TOOK IT? SI WELL GIVE IT BACK! come get BITCH-HANGS UP- LMFAO THUMBS UP IF U THOUGHT THIS PART WAS FUNNY AS HELL

[narutofox68]

Consuela Brings The Pimp To Family Guy... She Got Some Nerve To Take Stewie's Money... Thumbs Up If You Agree...

[narutofox68]

"Oooooh! Tell Him I No Can Do Friday..."

[narutofox68]

"We Need More Pine Sol" Thumbs Up If You Agree

[Sasura16inLoVe]

i love her "noo" :D:D

[narafan1010]

She is definetley my favorie non-main character. Lol you should make another vid like this for the perverted old man and his dog XD

[ArcticFox1095]

Noooo, noooo....

[PhantomKat7]

Would it be weird to say that Consuela makes me proud that I'm Hispanic. xD

But yeah, Consuela's cool. :)

[putthefuinfun]

@PhantomKat7 feel sorry for you bud...not really a "cool" thing to be a spic.

[rickyboy727547]

@putthefuinfun its not really cool to be a redneck singing fag either.

[putthefuinfun]

@rickyboy727547 Um, i am far from a redneck. but thanks for trying..good luck next time.

[funkybunny9966]

100% typical.

[CZRXCZR]

Those 26 dislikes ran out of Lemon Pledge.

[xfox2189]

the way Stewie says ...shit in the first scene is fuckin hilarious!

[TheLittlePirate]

Come get, beetch.

[OiLangley]

nooo noo missa supaman no here lmao!!

i have no money

[mitchisawesome814]

N...n...nooooo...doggie afuera.

[SuperChrisisawesome]

well qive iht back! come qeht bitch. (;

[OneNerdsOpinion]

Ah you know whats funny, Jokes. To bad there are none of them here. 

[IrunROUNDlakeBITCH]

Noooooooo I have a no money. Msssr Superman no here riggh now!!!!

Best side character ever. Sry greased up deaf guy lol

[jordmax12]

just use this, it's not windex, but it's the store brand.

noooo noo it leave film

i dont care about the film just use it.

nooo nooo i no can clean

[galloway6204]

meester jahn

[chargerboy411]

i thought ppl hate mexican smfh

[jmariah24]

Are You Smarter Than A Hispanic Maid?

[LilColombianMan]

"come get b!tch" xD

[SKAtarina420]

nnoooo...

[stzebi]

the real one is here /watch?v=RQnXNb-i630&feature=r­elated

[Glennastete]

noooo....  i stay....

[393smiles393]

haha i love consuela!!

[zerosix1786]

AFUERA!!! hahahahahah

[Swampertful]

AHHH I hate that made i want to Kill HER

[jordanforever21]

Noooo, mr. Superman no here!

[xTheDumassx]

Consuela is BEAST xD

[jaherrick]

"we need more lemon pledge" gets me every time :D i love consuela

[iCrossfaded]

"Nooo" is gonna my catch phrase from now on.

[MattyHolmesDrums]

we need more lemon pledge.

[armymen1232]

are you smarter then a hispanic maid lol!

[babygiraffe123]

"I...no can clean."

"Shit." LMAO!!!

[0lXxgamerxXl0]

best family guy character ever thumbs up if you aagree :P 

[MultiTrollHunter]

@0lXxgamerxXl0 people asking for thumbs up are fucking faggots

[revolution09pac]

thank god for stereotypes

[ssolway]

Lol learn to put a video together better...thumbs down to you

[eldiablo9604]

"CI MA-MA!"

[MountainFox51]

Consuela's the best x3

[Thompsonskicker11]

Thumbs up if you laughed your ass off when you read the discription

[kellby123456789]

you just filmed other youtube videos playing on your computer to get these clips

[Kaplanman09]

I'm str8 rollin from her spraying the visiting window LOL.

[R0ckG1r7]

1:28

Come get it, beetch.

[lucrecia87]

LOLLL

[mastergradeone]

noooooooo

[braducsb2]

Our family had a Hispanic maid who came to clean once every two weeks. She was a trooper and did a damn good job. Anyway, one day in particular, it was a rough day at high school and I had to take a shit since second period. I held it in all day and finally fiercely unloaded when I got home from school. I didn't realize that Marina was there cleaning that day, but as soon as I finished my business, she came in to clean. She didn't complain at all about the smell and even smiled at me!!

[UltimaWeapon095]

out afrerua!

[1997diamondz]

lol stewie 'shiiit'

[ImpressiveJerk]

watching this video makes me wanna beat her to death :D:D

[Righto93]

"you need more lemon pledge?" ... i love consuela! shes awesome!!!

[busted4life601]

lol "Come get bitch!"

[pipersmurf]

"We Need More Lemon Pledge" thumbs up if you agree

[OziiBeats]

@pipersmurf FAIL-

[Narsuaq]

@pipersmurf Do they make a strawberry pledge?

[excelx213]

hello meeser griffins... hello meeser childrens lmao

[sermyhabbobr]

no,no doggie afuera

[pwner332]

no no doggie afuerda

[patmon1293]

uhhm, miser john?

is mr. john home? no...noo he no es here...

[MrMrrocklover]

I have a colleague who speaks thre same way. LoL She also looks like this lovely lady. :D:D:D

[Nevergoingpro]

is that zoila from flipping out

[gerardswife4]

This is totally my grandma, were hispanic, and this is like the cartoon version of her....its sooo amazing.....

[qsuad]

Come get bitch 

[DragoDillPepper]

lol when peter gave her to joe.

[Illyria23alyssa]

Lemon pledge! woot woot

[2010Niamh]

i cracked up laughing when joe went to the ice house & consuela was just randomly there hahaha

[StormChaser1721]

No, there should be a show consisting of only Adam West, Consuela, Ollie Williams, Bruce, The Greased Up Deaf Guy, Al Harrington (President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men Emporium and Warehouse), Seamus, Herbert, Opie, and James Woods. I would watch that.

[OCDProductions]

uh..meeser john?

that is correct! now a bonus question, is mister john home?

uh..noo..meeser john no home..

[EMaster9]

Nooooo.

[niceguy7183]

i hate this woman

[gasm110]

@niceguy7183 bad guy !

[niceguy7183]

@gasm110

[26snooky]

Noo.

[gr3yw0lf]

@primenemisis Except she's not. She's voiced by Mike Henry.

[solarlunarxiiiAMV]

"ah, no, no, I have no money" :-l

[rageman777]

"Come get, bitch."

[flblover1123]

"Come get it bitch" LMFAO Xd

[afshin021]

i remember i went to the usa for holliday and my uncle had a hispanic maid she wz fkn porn star hot mayn,i want one here in australia now lol

[PieguyProductions]

I take..

[Angeliclily]

1:32 - 1:33 You can hear more Seth Macfarlane than Stewie. XD

[Crisfromcal]

Come get it bitch!

[Deathswalk]

No no... Superman no home...

[LivXForXArtX]

NO no

[forokizzle]

i love how she says no

[taylorandemily36]

"uh no..no..mr. john no home" lmaoo

[vidman429]

uh no, mister john no here.

[Fanpires23]

I do the "Mr. Superman no here" Every time a telemarketer calls :D

[cg66guido]

@Fanpires23 ahahaha i do the same! it confuses the hell out of them

[jagjagin]

@Reqrezentin maybe you should drink some lemon pledge, lol

[badgerbuddy204]

@Reqrezentin maybe you should get your racial slurs together because "sand niggers" refer to those in the middle east.... you dumb racist ass

[vidman429]

@Reqrezentin well, i hate trailer trash racist white people. how do you feel about that?

[Reqrezentin]

@vidman429

Good I hate them too

[OmgitsDav]

Doggie, out afuera!! lol

[MultiKimimaro]

oh geez i love consuela when stewie is talking through the phone and she is saying lots of things and stewie leaves and she stops

[TheSpiritStalker]

NOooooo

[revolution09pac]

aah nooo... misserr superman no home.

[Alextommy100]

LOL

[TheOfficialDivo28]

LMAO! "Come get, bitch!" Haha! Epic!

[MegaCASH95]

lol

[CriminalxMastermind]

AFUERA AFUERA.

[NinjaGopher765]

superman one is the best

[VgMerca]

Consuela's like a cute old lady. Fucking love her.

[NastyaRussianBeauty]

BWAHHAAHHAA

[Hipboy125]

they should have the consuela show, and its all about her cleanin adventures! lol thumbs up if u agree

[StolenVoicesDrummer]

@Hipboy125 thumbs up!!!!

[ApockalipsProduction]

@Hipboy125 No, that stupid.

[Hipboy125]

@ApockalipsProduction no, misser stupido, you see, iss a good idea because then i can tell u that you no home right now...

no, no... i have no money...

i no bribe you to fuck off.

i go now

-consuela

[nylertickel2]

@Hipboy125 It would also be perfect if it was one of those 5-10 minute shows.

[zantac180]

@Hipboy125 i think they should have her in more episodes

[igo247365]

@Hipboy125 except the plot would be a little bland "no, no, i no can clean." or "no, no i no can help." or " we need more children."

[allehorangevanity]

@Hipboy125 HELLZ TO TEH FUCKING YEAHHH

[iEmoScratches]

"Meeser superman no here."

"Well, we're looking for a missing-"

"I'm - no, no, meeser superman in, is no here."

"Okay then, well, can you just give him this flyer?"

"I, no, no, I have no money."

"Just take this flyer and if you see this baby-"

"No, no."

She is so my favorite character!

[Hipboy125]

@iEmoScratches Me 2!!! lol

[RipperLord]

Stewie: "WHA... WHAT YOU TOOK IT?!"

Maid: "Si"

Stewie: "WELL GIVE IT BACK!"

Maid: "Come get biiiitch" *hangs up*

ROFL

[renemeza1000]

did you guys know peter is mexican ,well he was bron in mexico so thats makes him mexican

[kyuubisharinan3296]

@renemeza1000 no it doesnt.it means hes a mexican citizen but hes not mexican

[renemeza1000]

@kyuubisharinan3296 hes an illegal immigarnt from mexico ,even his mom says so

[wexlerchick]

@kyuubisharinan3296 You're a fucking retard. If a person is born in Mexico regardless of they're race, they could be black, white, Asian, anything then they're Mexican. Mexican is not a race it's a nationality. Just like Americans. You're race isn't American, but it's your nationality because that's where you were born.So because Peter was born in Mexico that makes him Mexican. You have to be some 14 year old obviously.

[NarowAR07]

@wexlerchick duuuude its only in america the "born in america makes you american" rule is :O im born in sweden but im half finnish and half greek since my parents so stop spreading your lies and keep in mind other nationalies arent the same as yours

[wexlerchick]

@NarowAR07 No, it's not. How can you be born in Sweden, but be half Finnish and half Greek, those ate 3 nationalities/cultures not race. If you were born in Sweden then you're Swedish, of your mother was born in Finland then she's Finnish, you are not. If your father was born in Greece then he is Greek not you. But, you're whole family is Caucasian. That's waht you say. Charlize Theron was born in Africa, does that means she's black? No, but she is African American.

[wexlerchick]

@100romo Number 1 she has dual citizenship so therefore she is an American as well. I know Africa is a continent dumbass, but why go specific for Charlize Thereon and say South African American, when the blacks in this country are just called African American? Aren't some of them from different parts of Africa? Why be completely general and vague? Blacks who are born in America should just be called American. People like Charlize are African-American.

[real4real2]

no...no...

[LeaderAgentCp]

LOL

[LoneInuyasha]

Transcribe Audio xDD

1:41 'it was like a sweater song is in prison'

[MrGregOwnz]

Now Bonus Question Is Mr John Home?No No, MrJohn Not Home.. LOLLLL

[MILKBUDDY9]

this bitc* needs to been taken off family guy she so fen stupid as*

[kaptajnen1987]

0:37 which episode is that from?

[FRIJOLERO83194]

lmao she speaks english jus like my grandma xD

[rockndude87]

I had a customer today at my retail job who looked, sounded, and talked just like Consuela....I was so glad I got my break right afterwards b/c I laughed so hard in the backroom LOL

[Alextommy100]

nooo LMAO

[pri2x0x]

lol consuela is so adorable!

[bringmethejamie]

are you smarter than a hispanic maid xD hahahaha

[McCauley676]

no....

[TwilightLuvvverxxx]

Cosuela:Oh no, no! Doggy out!

Brian:what?

Consuela: Out, AFUERA!!

Brian: I live here!

Consuela: No, no Afuera!

Brian: look I'm trying to--

*grabs ear*

LOL :)

[Ree3723]

we need more lemon plege

[T93X420]

"Now bonus question: Is Mr. John home?"

"Um..no..no...Mr. John no home."

[Daredevils51713]

No no i have no money =) thumbs up if u love this awsome mexecan maid

[deshar]

come get beeetch...lol

[KoRn0Graphy2010]

yu yu took it?

Si

well giv it back!

come get bitch  LOLLOLLOLLOL Funneh shit xD

[HimeMurasakiPrincess]

Consuela:No.. i no can clean

-phone rings-

Stewie:Shiiiiiiiit!!

XD

[1918bosox]

This is what Mexo's are like in real life.

[TwilightLuvvverxxx]

@1918bosox Mexo's?

[1337PW]

@1918bosox no it's not. it's a massive stereotype. i'm mexican so i am the perfect person to tell you this

[MercSLRFan]

I no no....I...noo.

[KoRn0Graphy2010]

Nno no

[rafaelito1981]

we need more lemon pledge... Hahahahahaha

[SUNSHINESTATEGIL]

.THE CLEVELAND $HOW,NO NO,THE CON$UELO $HOW,YE$ YE$.

[buddytheoc]

consuela rocks <3

[Heywoulducuddleme]

Even my Mexican boss loves this

[blazejames47]

they are like this

[dreadspark]

I'm missing about a thousand dollars in play money... I took.. what what you took it? Si... well give it back! Come get bitch.. xDDDD

[scifiguy9000]

We love Consuela! :]

[RMMEYCA]

well GIVE IT Back. .....Come Get Bitch