Total Recall - All The Deaths (Including Johnny Cab)

[WookieNutSack]

No, not the fishes!

[jamesss11]

3:03 epic laugh

[DaveeJonesGOTBEATSTV]

See ya at the party Victor!

[juliusceasar1992]

FUCK YEAH

[oconnell7795]

Excellent soundtrack by the great Jerry Goldsmith

[oconnell7795]

Very ehmmm, yeah, very funny to see. Poor Kuato. But Kuato lives!!

[PwNrBnR113]

I'm surprised this isn't longer.

[zaratushtrych]

0:15 - Poor dude just appeared in the wrong place at the wrong time)

[Ephri1]

I LOL'D AT THE LAST ONE!!!!

[SergeantDickhead]

A midget with a machine gun,what more can you ask for?

[ludaKrisKingdom]

3:03 You think this is the real Quaid? It is!

[lilze96]

LOL I was heartbroken when the chick w/ the 3 tits got killed

[Controversialize]

Lol! 2:29



[Creedofdamage]

i love how the animal deaths are included

[juliobullio]

This is pretty much the entire movie in 3 minutes

[marchrabbit85]

Dat's why i love Paul Verhoven's movies late 80s and early 90s. Because GORE OF BLOOD!

[WhiteRussianBC]

This movie traumatized the shit out of me

[Koermuvguy]

"Hahahahahaha, you think this is the real Quaid? It is."

[RUMELSKIN]

this is gonna be weird with Collin Farrel in the remake :/

[buttholejeah]

@RUMELSKIN Replaced the word weird with totally shit and your statement will be 100% correct.

[ImperialGenKlenner]

Rambo 4 or Total Recall? What you guys think?

[TheShame311]

@GAMER8638 hahahah lol

[thestrangers1000]

NOT THE FISHES!!!! D:

[dashidash]

MEATSHIELD!!!



[dudethisismyemail]

how did they do that amazing headshot.

[dudethisismyemail]

how did they do that amazing headshot

[dudethisismyemail]

how did they do that headshot it didnt look cgi or prosthtic what was it

[Usul573]

@dudethisismyemail

Prosthetic for sure, all the scenes in Terminator with all the metal showing under the skin, they can make it look totally real.

[franciscobarril]

lol even the rat

[TheShame311]

Best death 2:16! and 3:18 of course

[TheShame311]

Best death 2:16!

[Chikagba]

"SEE YOU AT THE PARTY RICKTER"!!!!

[top10rapping]

NOOO THE FISH ! WHY 1 YOU CAN KILL EVERY1 BUT WHY THE FISH !!!!

lol

[lowebaa]

50 goldfishes dislike this video. ;)

[kansaskickwizard]

Get. Your ass. To Mars.

[iceblood16]

i want to do something with my life i want to be sombody i want to go to mars

[slamshotstudios]

Poor rat

[2010Barbon]

lol you even included the rat

[BigBZ92]

3:03 one of my favorite parts in the movie

[andrewa12h8]

Best five deaths if I was in Total Recall:

1. Being killed by a midget prostitute wielding a Rambo survival knife

2. Being shot 5,000 times by automatic weapons as Arnold held me as a human shield

3. Being killed in a manner which would be immediately accompanied by a slick one liner (or non slick as in SCREW YOU!)

4. Being killed in a manner that would produce the sound of turkey leg being ripped from a Thanksgiving carcass

5. Blown up by an obese talking explosive prosthetic head

[MrFozzapuskas]

@andrewa12h8 couldn't have put it better or more imaginitively than that. Turkey man in the lab with a crankshaft entering his eye socket and exiting his brain has to be my personal favourite @ 2:22

[Maindrian]

The woman in the red dress copping it at 1:27 always, ALWAYS cracks me up.

[kuspo]

They don't make them like they used to. The violence is so over the top that it's not even disturbing, just really entertaining and hilarious. Verhoeven does it best.

[dcollegeboy]

@kuspo Hell yeah man, this and Robocop really use to creep me out when I was a kid.

[metafication]

hey man...I got 4 mouths to feed

[Darknizzle]

this movie is so awesomely violent.

[mmmmmmmmmm9999]

Poor fishes. : (

[Darkjedi030]

Nice...the rat and the fish in the vid

[flembag32]

Good Job Butt

Nice one,, No body did it better than Arnie

[buttholejeah]

@flembag32 Nobody did

[mortalkonlaw]

1 person needs to get his ass to mars.

[killer3596]

@mortalkonlaw See you at the party Richter!

[kjsh987]

a midget hooker with a jeti matic SMG. that must hurt ajajajajajajja

[ItsYoungMic]

Great film

[Josh360]

I feel sorry for that guy being used as a sheild

[bostria]

Verhoeven is a genius!!!!

[jovantool]

The good ol human shield! Awesome

[birsic3216]

wat is this movie even about?

[buttholejeah]

@birsic3216 This film is about a man who goes on holiday to Mars and has a delightful time.

[clumsyox]

@birsic3216 it takes place in the future,it's about a man who live in mars,he works for a powerful man there,who owns the air and monopolizes the extraction of a valuable mineral"turbinium"or something,then he pretends he is betraying his boss in order to gain the confidence of the insurrect,the abused discriminated citizens.About to be discovered,his boss decides to withdraw him,erase his memories and implant another identity,send him to earth to live a normal life,but then he RECALLS....

[MDthornton83]

I think that guy's head would explode in a pretty gory and gruesome way.

[xGRUx]

Nice slo mo at the END hahaha

[TakumProti]

Has anybody noticed that when Arnold kills Larry, he kinda looks like he's smiling. It's quite comedically eerie.

[shonuxs]

Goldfish, sigh, it's always the fuckin Goldfish

[KingGeorge1024]

Haha! You even show the fish die!

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

see you at the party richter

[spartan75ful]

why does this movie remind me of robocop

[SlyRy]

@spartan75ful

probably because Paul Verhoeven directed both.

[Blastaar7]

some friends and I tried to play a drinking game to this. Every time arnold kill someone, we take a shot. After the first group he kills and the subway shoot out, we abandoned the game. It was obvious if we continued, someone was gonna end up in the ER.

[lolli805]

Arnold pwns everybady lol.

[mulry101]

Nice way to show the movie's complete body count

[buttholejeah]

@mulry101 I missed a few out I'm afraid. Gutted!

[TheJunkass]

COPY AND PASTE IF HATE THE NEW YOUTUBE!*

┌∩┐(►_◄)┌∩┐ Fuck the new layout

[decapattack]

Poor fish!

[Joaquin602001]

"Hahahahah, you think this is the real Quaid...? It is." *blam*

[kjsh987]

ehmmm johnny cab is a robot. he is destroyed, not killed i think. nice killcount by the way

[buttholejeah]

He is alive like Johnny 5

[kjsh987]

@buttholejeah oops

[buttholejeah]

Ha haa.

[braddyboy82]

@kjsh987

Please tell me you coughed and then adjusted your glasses with your forefinger before you posted that comment.

[professorcurtis]

Thank you SO MUCH, for posting this video! THIS IS TRULY AWESOME!

[Highbudget]

poor fish

[Highbudget]

i love it when arnold shoots his wife and says "consider this our divorce" funny shit

[myname89yearsago]

i thought youtube doesn't allow posting movies in there entirety??

[FunkSoulBrotherUK]

Paul Verhoven is the king of action movie violence.

[TOURSGMD]

rip fishes

[secretlover12]

screw youuuuuuu!!!!

[callmeJACKZ]

my favorite scene was when that random bystander or bad guy got raped with bullets. its scene 0:00 - 3:40

[Autruly]

OMG are those people really dead?

[InterludeAuthor]

I fucking love Total Recall.

[ashermerkabah]

@InterludeAuthor Yeah I think its one of Arnolds best flicks.

[ank2000]

There are not enough stars in youtube to properly rate this montage.

[Bunji999]

Best. Montage. Ever.

[remd9]

The desire and lust of perverted conscience, paradise of the sadomasochist souls, inspiration for blood suckers.

[Shitentoozate]

Bite the big one!

[pedroadolfo]

Jeah!!

[buttholejeah]

JEAH!!!

[elsope1]

hmm.... .. . ...those poor fish

[senorbuddL24]

They killed Jackie Brown! :o

[skelta63]

consider this a divorce

[stickshaka]

"get your ass to Mars"

Though my favorite line from it was

"see you at the party Richter"

[senorbuddL24]

Great edit and score! Who else thinks this is Ahnuld's best comedy?

[kaosgoblin]

65 on screen fake deaths & a half dozen real fish deaths. And I bet the end of the movie has "no animals were harmed in the making of this film" legal declaration tacked on despite the needless killing of guppies. :P

[ZOMG1103]

They included the death of the rat too? Awesome!

[Nanogrip]

This movie and Red Faction 1 looks so similar, even the some of the sounds of the gun effects sounds similar to me (or am I just crazy...?)

[velouric]

We need more of these

[jimjim26]

Fucking Masterpiece!

[diccolopick]

this movie is easily in my top 10 of all time

[ashermerkabah]

@diccolopick I agree! Along with Willow hehe. I'm just going to throw this out there even though it wouldn't be the same without Arnold......Total Recall 2...what do you guys think?

[schellebel]

Great climax: dozens of people stabbed, shot, sliced, and a handfull of goldfish choking. Kentucky Fried Movie humour!

[hayabusa401]

A modern classic!

[spiderweb20]

one of the most action packed, awesome movies ever!

[keewatin427]

JEAH!!!!!!!

[ehgerosimov]

AWESOME!!!

[siCfr3ak83]

EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hostilel7]

Love how the "dead" guy on the escalator leaps toward Arnold.

[halogirl916]

NUUU, they killed the poor fish D:

[kuzb]

lol 1:29

You go, midget girl!

[CritDragon]

noooo not the fish!!!

[maxwolfeee]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH , You think this is the real Quaid.........IT IS! *Bang bang bang bang !!!*

[oM3D]

lol @ 2:30

[johnnyjohnson]

That was hilarious!

[WritersBlockWill]

Got the permanent hots for Rachel Ticotin thanks to this movie. Gorgeous. (and bad-ass, too. see 1:05)

[andrew587658]

Headshot at 54 is epic

[MrDogLazy]

2:48 reminds me of First Person Shooter Videogames! :)

You don't see that often, in movies...

[thrashmetalfiend]

Total Recall is one of the most bad@ss movies ever made.

Great compilation of awesome deaths.

[Amar7605]

I really wish that whatever ass-kicking Quaid did here, Arnold Schwarzenegger would do the same thing to all the liberals and Democrats that are fucking up California.

Of course, then he'd have to kill himself, too.

[THRILLHOUSE85]

A third and fourth testicle dropped while watching this. Wow.

[cb1ryder]

Haha! At :25 the guy being used as a human shield is still wincing as he gets shot!

[XguitrfreekX]

"See you at the party, Richter!"

[Gilgamesh149]

The escalator scene is brutal, but something about the crunch in 2:20 gets to me.

[1loydchristmas]

lol. even got the fishtank death scene...awsome

[chazbeaver]

This is an amazingly manly compilation.

[eokeke]

Luv this movie.

[smallvile1992]

your missing some!

[AtomAppleOMGizzle]

God I love the part where they shoot some random guy and he uses him as a shield for the entire scene. Never take an escalator in dystopia.

[kryptonitebullet179]

Paul Verhoven loves that scene, he refers to the "human shield" as a "piece of meat, even thought that sounds really bad".

[egg64]

Nice. I wish you could've got where he Arnie was actually ripping off the Johnny Cab and you hear it screaming, that scene cracks me up.

[kryptonitebullet179]

From what I heard (I think from the DVD or internet articles) the scene on the escalator (when the bystander is used as a shield) was actually much more violent, but was toned down to get an R-rating.

[FromyColdeadHands]

The pistol that he acquires from the thugs, looks a lot like a TEC9, a more futuristic one though.

[Stallowned]

See you at da pahwty, Richter!

[s4ny3]

Really, just watching for fun, nothing special

[buttholejeah]

Why are you watching Total Recall videos on Youtube then fella?

[kirkspuppet9]

i bet you suck baby cock 2 :-)

[GBPackerLuke6]

3:28, the bad guy sees a picture of Maggie Thatcher in a Bikini.

[rocksoliddude1]

0:54 shot for sweating

[holymasterchief]

You think this is the real Quad? It is!

[marko5280]

Total Fatalities:

72 people

10 Goldfish, 1Rat

1 Mutant

1Johnny Cab

[oOGambitOo]

imdb trivia states body count to be 77.

[marko5280]

Really, I was only off by five! That's awesome!

[RoboTurkeyNinja]

including fish and rodents?

[dashidash]

1:36 is probably the most memorable few frames of this film.

[trendypinoy11]

We need more midgets with sub-machine guns in movies, dammit!!!

[Tobidecai]

"HAHAHAHAAHHA, do you think this is the real Quaid? It is..."

[Hammerman24]

D: Teh goldfish! Nuuuuu!

[getdrunk1990]

Arneld Niggers my unkle

[1lemurian]

definitely 0:55 trying to convince someone who they are surreptitiously

[Darkjedi030]

nice...you included the gold fish

[yuiyuizz]

the midget with the knife and the machine gun always cracked me up

[ergunziban]

"SCREW YOU" LOL

[ben1millionand2]

"hahahaha you think this is the real quaid?... IT IS... BANG BANG BANG" XD

[BarnsleyTyke08]

lolololol best movie quote ever 3.00

[bigteedawg28]

NOT the chick with the three boobs!! She was the first pair umm...boobs i seen as a kid!

[gingerbreadface]

I rate this video 5 grenades out of 5 for testorone-fuelled manliness!

But a similar video must be done for commando as it has an even bigger bodycount.

[HonestJohnsUsedCars]

The guy at 3:36 has Bette Davis eyes.

[marko5280]

More like Rodney Dangerfield, ha ha!!!

[marko5280]

Poor Johnny Cab, he was just doing his job