He truly is the unfunniest arse in the universe… whose delivery just assumes the audience will be complicit in the utterly bog-standard, unsurprising bit of wafty liberal observation that is coming out of his mouth. Funny people don’t do this.
@meursault48 - You're kidding, Marcus Brigstocke a woolly liberal. Who'd have thought. Your also quite right that the right wingers (I would guess like yourself) who he is poking fun at may not find it particularly funny.
and then of course they extended it into the posh areas of london so we had loads of people goin (posh voice) "o no,8 pounds,however will i afford it nenenen dont call me nenenenenen" hahaha spat my drink out at that point :D
@Daleksaresupreme1 I'm an American Brigstocke fan too, and it doesn't really bother me. Mostly because he's right. The redneck end of my family totally embodies the stereotypes he makes fun of. I just assume that he's not talking about /me/ and it's okay, lol
@gimpseatmeat If kalken's vids get thumbs down, but other vids of exactly the same thing get thumbs up and views, then that makes the video uploader the loser - regardless of the content of the video, that's my point. Kalken is an ass, and as such anything to do with his videos or account should be slated. This is not against the guy that the video is of.
@lukevertiis What you fail to understand, is the person who put this vdeo up (kalkenbrenner) sent me a load of nasty unsolicited hate mail for no reason, so I simply got my own back on him by slagging of all his videos.
Think before you judge.
Maybe that shows a lot about your intelligence......
@250Trojan Actually that still leaves you with an 'Intelligence Deficit', your comment is hardly hurtful, so you're coming across pathetic, and publically so. If he sent you hate mail how about you do the sensible thing and just delete it. Yours sincerely, Common Sense.
@250Trojan Way to prove a point, oh and nigh-on 99% of people who use youtube couldn't give a crap how many likes/dislikes a video has, seriously, nobody is a 'loser' because of ratings on youtube, I'm starting to think this abuse he sent was far from unsolicited.
@JLCTushingham Wrong. It WAS unsolicited. You are judging something you know nothing about. I have explained it to you and you still don't believe me.
I know what the truth is. If you don't believe it, that's up to you. I know myself, and that's what matters.
Is it at all ironic that the thing that pisses me off and that I disagree with the most about this entire show is the excessively passive "it's good that we disagree" message at the beginning. No it wouldn't be creepy if someone agreed with everything you say unless you either, think some of what you say isn't right in which case, why the fuck are you saying it, or if they where simply agreeing with you because you said it, that would be creepy. But alone people agreeing is a GOOD thing.
@TornadoCreator True, but his point is he doesn't care if you don't agree. He is correct, it is proof they're thinking and, honestly, people need to disagree sometimes. It sparks debate, and thus more thinking.
The problem with disagreements is people often take them too far. YT is an example, what with all the bitchfests in comments.
Let me tell you, my American friend, that British Nationalism is alive and well and flourishing here in this Sceptered Isle. There are more tools practising it here than you could ever imagine over there in a former colony. American English is but a bastardised version of the Real Thing.
"Points to England" for what? For banding together and arguing against an unbiased, objective speaker who may or may not be British? Have you even begun to shut your mouth long enough to see that this isn't an argument about which country I like better? It's about informational political correctness. After that one-liner that you just posted, your tongue utterly has no value to me.
@joncoelho121 Good, i'm not inclined to enter into any further argument with a person i can't see or directly address, you clearly can argue online which is fine, but i'm not wasting any more of my time with someone like you.
... How does having pride in your nationalism make you look any less ignorant? If anything, it blinds you. What you basically just told me was, "Yup. I am biased to Britain about LABELING the English language just because I live her. =)" It's like randymullen511 said. "Airy Paw'er." (Harry Potter)
Its remarkable how much of this is relevant to Boston... right down to the homicidal drivers and obnoxious subway users. Oh and the inbred hacks and the morons in SUV's who think driving during a snow storm is equivalent to off-roading...
@joncoelho121 You're wrong. Technically, English is a different language from Germanic English, since that was what we call a linguistic phase of change. All the same, it was only known as Germanic because we were under the power of a foreign dignitry. The language itself was still brought about by ENGLISH people, simply with a difference of ancestory. What you're also forgetting is whatever the USA have dubbed English is irrelevant since most of the world still regards the home of English as us
I'll pretend for a minute that you can read: your language is now called "British English," just as the original English was renamed "Old English," which WAS developed by Germanic tribes (Anglo-Saxons). Do you even do any research before you run your big mouth off? I don't know why you'll suddenly be "technical" about Germanic English when you can't even accept a British English. I don't even have enough respect left for you to entertain this frivolous drivel. [cont.]
"The name "England" is derived from the Old English name Engla land, which means "land of the Angles." The Angles were one of the Germanic tribes that settled in Great Britain during the Early Middle Ages." - etymonline [dot] com, Wikipedia
In other words, my blissfully unaware British moron (and before you cry racism, please realize that I did NOT insult Britain; I insulted you. And you are British), the country was named after a word from the Germanic language, not vice-versa.
It's good to see a bit of debate on here; comedians are public speakers- perhaps a branch of modern day, twenty-first century 'everyman' philosophy. It's part of the role (for some depending on their topic choices and style) to discuss hard hitting ideas and subjects. Some of what Marcus says can make for uncomfortable listening- but we go away and think about things; do a little research perhaps, and make up our own minds- which challenge our opinions, and offer clarity and understanding.
@ScotlandMaleGlasgow i know, as i said, i agree with all of that, except the mind control slaves, bit mental. Although to be fair, it depends what you mean by mind control, it is possible to brainwash people, Scientology for example. My main point is stop showing off on the youtube comments section for a stand up dvd. He wasn't talking about 9/11, as i said, he just needed an example of an angry man, and who's a more famous angry man? Btw your english needs as much work as your politics.
@ScotlandMaleGlasgow the joke wasn't even about 9/11, it was just a quick drop in reference of an angry man, if that annoys you then it's you with the problem, not him. btw, don't believe every thing you read on the internet mate.
@ScotlandMaleGlasgow oh mate don't get me wrong, i agree with you, all is not right and it doesn't add up. But don't think for a second that we have any real understanding of it, it goes so far above our heads that we never will. just don't go around posting silly comments on youtube trying to make yourself look subversive. You didn't 'cringe', you just don't agree, its a comedy show ffs, even Bridgstocke probably doens't believe the whole thing.
@NoDopeNoHopeMate Thats what comedians do. They do the same jokes at every show because traditionally, you couldn't see every show. Most audiences would see a comedian once, then they're off to a new city. Keep in mind that this show wasn't performed for your benefit, it was recorded for your benefit. Don't blame the comedian, blame youtube.
@Reerrpad5515 I'm just stating that i'm a little disapointed. I was willing to regard Marcus as being on par with some of my favourite comedians like Billy Connelly and Dylan Moran, who were regarded as being brilliant because of their ability to keep it fresh everytime. He's good just not as good. If anyone were to goto one of his shows again i'm pretty sure they would be just as disapointed. Good point though.
Hey Will, A list of my personal favourites: (Their all fairly mainstream so you've probably heard of most) Marcus Brigstocke Chris Rock Michael McIntyre Peter Kay (Only funny if youve never seen him before) Russell Howard Frankie Boyle Ross Noble Jason Manford Sean Lock Most Comedians on 'Live At The Apollo' (If you havent seen it, tap it into Youtube and watch some)
Every single thing he said, I heard from live at the Apollo I swear it was word from word! I mean he is funny but I just couldn't laugh this time because I've heard it from him before and it's word perfect! Fuck I just realized he used to play King Stupid from CBBC I loved that show!! Lol
ed byrne mentions that in his second stand up dvd. its funny. but the ones who have their dvds on here most likely know about it, and just leave it here. if youve had the majority of your sales already i suppose the youtube publicity can be worth it...... i think that and then i say to myself. theyre fucking stupid, haha. id have my vids deleted
@NinjaShizzle And this is why all the shitty "new" music is coming out of bored kids bedrooms with shitty mic and shitty recording software and they couldn't write a hit song if they were stapled to Paul McCartney.
Because making stuff that nobody pays for is a bad fucking idea. : )
@NinjaShizzle because its shows respect towards the performer and also encourages him to go on.have you heard of comedians who are not required to pay their expences?
I just stopped wanking long enough to say "Hi" from America. (See, even the women wank over here...) Never been called a self-abusing troll before though. Makes me want to go hide under a bridge somewhere. Tee Hee...
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Love the Vid... thank you!
The comment at the beginning... classic!
Good to see others standing up to Yanktube, and its hoards of self abusing Trolls, sycophants, whining bastards.... or as they call themselves... American's!
Yeah. we are mofo biatches... or whatever you fucking DREAM of while wanking to ya french and Jewish overlords... but the FREEDOM OF SPEECH... ''''really'''' does MEAN THAT!
Sharia Law prick-pumpers, please crawl away and die. You are as necessary as a syphillitic whore!
@TheAssFalcon ya see, li'l AssFucker!! YOU JUST DON'T 'GET IT' DO YA?
See the WEB, THE WORLD, or THE Half-Human race you live in... for why NO-ONE DARE UPLOAD ON HERE ANYMORE! Unless, sycophantic wankers, allied BOLLOCK DEEP into yanks!
Independent thought is a GOOD thing! Try it... you might see that people on YANKTUBE are fucking fed up with ROBOTS bumping uglies with ur arseholes!
SEE THE VID!! HE IS RIPPING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! Although, he IS sarcastic... it propably flew over ur HEAD!
@73ardonic Haha I'm sorry, were you trying to communicate with me? Gee, you're having some trouble there...should learn where to emphasise a word, shouldn't you? Sycophantic? Explain how I'm sycophantic, please.
You've only noticed this because you've seen hime twice in quick succession. Billy Connolly and in fact most comedians work out their act and use and re-use it until they work up a new act.
Connolly uses some of the same routines he was using in the 70's.
If you see him on a chat show promoting his tour, he'll do the same stuff on stage.
Hmmmm How come if an american boy comes here he gets all the girls and then if a british boy go's to america girls are all over him. Maybe we should swap.
Fuck, man, what is the point of commenting on the video of man you dislike, stating only that you dislike them? What the fuck have you achieved except a negative rating?
I fully support your right to express your opinion. That is, your right to express your opinion somewhere fucking else.
Stupid thing to say. We did need their help and we needed the Russians even more. Although without us they wouldn't have had the chance to fight. So in a way, we all, um, you know, were... what's it called... Oh yes: ALLIES
@Franksbnetwork just tell west london to start speaking it correctly, too. I'm tired of hearing English people say "Airy Paw'er!" (Harry Potter). And if you could do something about liverpool and manchester, that would be lovely, as well.
Nonsense, you tool of British nationalism. English has adopted a new definition with the dominance of the United States of America's world power status. The blanket term "English," my snobbish friend, now refers to a language unspecific to a particular dialect. And mind you, the language was originated by German settlers. Now doesn't that just throw you for a loop. How 'bout "Germanic English"?
Modern English, you worthless, ignorant keyboard warrior, would not have gotten its NAME without having first been named by the Anglo-Saxons.
"The name "England" is derived from the Old English name Engla land, which means "land of the Angles." The Angles were one of the Germanic tribes that settled in Great Britain during the Early Middle Ages." - etymonline [dot] com, Wikipedia
@joncoelho121 The language originated here mate. OTher countrys influenced it which is why we use french, spanish and other words in the english language but it was shaped here in england. Makes sense doesnt it? English... England. Most of the words you use everyday in the english language were created by William Shakespear... who was form england.
"The name "England" is derived from the Old English name Engla land, which means "land of the Angles." The Angles were one of the Germanic tribes that settled in Great Britain during the Early Middle Ages." - etymonline [dot] com, Wikipedia
In other words, the country was named after a word from the Germanic language, not vice-versa.
"The name "England" is derived from the Old English name Engla land, which means "land of the Angles." The Angles were one of the Germanic tribes that settled in Great Britain during the Early Middle Ages." - etymonline [dot] com, Wikipedia
In other words, the country was named after a word from the Germanic language, not vice-versa.
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thehornetlord 2 months ago
He truly is the unfunniest arse in the universe… whose delivery just assumes the audience will be complicit in the utterly bog-standard, unsurprising bit of wafty liberal observation that is coming out of his mouth. Funny people don’t do this.
meursault48 3 months ago
@meursault48 He made me laugh more than you so, ya know.
scratcher3 3 months ago
@meursault48 Fuck you and the newspaper you sailed in on.
kattowitz4 2 months ago 9
@meursault48
I watch this show almost once a week cause it tickles my funny bone, so..I mean..clearly you're wrong, or were you looking in a mirror?
DrDopehat 2 months ago in playlist Marcus Brigstocke
@meursault48 - You're kidding, Marcus Brigstocke a woolly liberal. Who'd have thought. Your also quite right that the right wingers (I would guess like yourself) who he is poking fun at may not find it particularly funny.
S10001 3 weeks ago
@LillabetteHane Leftists tend to be the funniest and Chris Huhne is a right-wing liberal
blingadingading 3 months ago
and then of course they extended it into the posh areas of london so we had loads of people goin (posh voice) "o no,8 pounds,however will i afford it nenenen dont call me nenenenenen" hahaha spat my drink out at that point :D
SuperFlamethrower1 5 months ago
The only thing I hate about Marcus Brigstocke is he isn't going to make his latest tour i.e. God Collar a DVD.
hahaha430 5 months ago
saw him as king arthur in spamalot and he was brilliant
user1ps3 6 months ago
HOLY HELL I didn't know Marcus had a live DVD :D.
MrNickeh 6 months ago
It's kind of unsettling how hostile he is towards vast swathes of his own audience. There are probably more than a few SUV drivers in there
AngusJMS 8 months ago
20 people are "some slags" lol
Alwilsh 8 months ago
@Alwilsh either that, or they lost jobs to polish migrant workers, I'm unemployed but not because of a polish migrant, no, I'm just lazy :)
DannyFox06 8 months ago in playlist Planet Corduroy
Why is every single piece of British TV on Youtube such crappy video quality?
scalporf 8 months ago
@scalporf wow your american and a brigstocke fan don't you get offended? i've always thought he was quite harsh to yanks
Daleksaresupreme1 6 months ago
@Daleksaresupreme1 I'm an American Brigstocke fan too, and it doesn't really bother me. Mostly because he's right. The redneck end of my family totally embodies the stereotypes he makes fun of. I just assume that he's not talking about /me/ and it's okay, lol
Ulthar678 5 months ago
@Ulthar678 not all americans are bad most of you are great (in my experience) but the world notices the rednecks cuz they're louder
Daleksaresupreme1 5 months ago
'New rule, if you've got no chin, you pay twice - fuck you.'
I'd take Marcus over Boris an day. XD
happyjellyfish 8 months ago 7
Not at all funny though
00gpowe 8 months ago
Osama tried corduroy today! burst into flames :L
t678r 9 months ago
doing a second round of this cause its just better thain most
TheOnepoop 9 months ago
That backround is trippen me out
erlbaum1 9 months ago
I think I agree with everything.
TomFynn 10 months ago
Fuck you, and the newspaper you sailed in on.
Gerstein1 11 months ago 2
19 people work for foxtons
5N1P3RHAA 11 months ago
I can't see how it's physically possible to be this funny. Brigstocke is the Bacon Sandwich of comedy.
jeroennickman 11 months ago 2
@jeroennickman: Lol. The bacon sandwich of comedy.... Nice title.
CreeWilly 1 month ago
@gimpseatmeat If kalken's vids get thumbs down, but other vids of exactly the same thing get thumbs up and views, then that makes the video uploader the loser - regardless of the content of the video, that's my point. Kalken is an ass, and as such anything to do with his videos or account should be slated. This is not against the guy that the video is of.
PS: You are a ball-licker
250Trojan 11 months ago
@lukevertiis What you fail to understand, is the person who put this vdeo up (kalkenbrenner) sent me a load of nasty unsolicited hate mail for no reason, so I simply got my own back on him by slagging of all his videos.
Think before you judge.
Maybe that shows a lot about your intelligence......
250Trojan 1 year ago
@250Trojan Actually that still leaves you with an 'Intelligence Deficit', your comment is hardly hurtful, so you're coming across pathetic, and publically so. If he sent you hate mail how about you do the sensible thing and just delete it. Yours sincerely, Common Sense.
JLCTushingham 11 months ago 2
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@JLCTushingham If I have an intelligence deficit, then you'll understand if I say: suck my balls you motherfucking faggot!
250Trojan 11 months ago
@250Trojan Way to prove a point, oh and nigh-on 99% of people who use youtube couldn't give a crap how many likes/dislikes a video has, seriously, nobody is a 'loser' because of ratings on youtube, I'm starting to think this abuse he sent was far from unsolicited.
JLCTushingham 11 months ago
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@JLCTushingham Wrong. It WAS unsolicited. You are judging something you know nothing about. I have explained it to you and you still don't believe me.
I know what the truth is. If you don't believe it, that's up to you. I know myself, and that's what matters.
250Trojan 11 months ago
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19 thumbd down. Yeah!
Says a lot about this shitty video
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING DICK HEAD.
250Trojan 1 year ago
Planet Boredom... The funniest thing was his corduroy suit, which was hilarious...
Mojuggernaut 1 year ago
Is it at all ironic that the thing that pisses me off and that I disagree with the most about this entire show is the excessively passive "it's good that we disagree" message at the beginning. No it wouldn't be creepy if someone agreed with everything you say unless you either, think some of what you say isn't right in which case, why the fuck are you saying it, or if they where simply agreeing with you because you said it, that would be creepy. But alone people agreeing is a GOOD thing.
TornadoCreator 1 year ago
@TornadoCreator True, but his point is he doesn't care if you don't agree. He is correct, it is proof they're thinking and, honestly, people need to disagree sometimes. It sparks debate, and thus more thinking.
The problem with disagreements is people often take them too far. YT is an example, what with all the bitchfests in comments.
FFQueen92 1 year ago
@FFQueen92
True...
TornadoCreator 1 year ago
@TornadoCreator I think he means that it's good that we are not all the same, becuase lets be hounst it would be boring if we were :)
4731966 1 year ago
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Kaelisra440 6 months ago
who would buy a shirt with 0:00 to 0:25 on it?
flyingtoilet1 1 year ago
Love the bit about foxtons estate agents!
DJEdSaunders 1 year ago
everyone saying bad audience. Bear in mind the venue is very small lol. probably the size of a comedy club.
Gellis2009 1 year ago
wow... tough crowd... great comedian though utterly genius
XxXsxcb345tXxX 1 year ago
Joncoelho121 says:
*Nonsense, you tool of British nationalism*
Let me tell you, my American friend, that British Nationalism is alive and well and flourishing here in this Sceptered Isle. There are more tools practising it here than you could ever imagine over there in a former colony. American English is but a bastardised version of the Real Thing.
Gavestonful 1 year ago
@Gavestonful Looks like its points to England on that one then.
scaryninja1693 1 year ago
@scaryninja1693
"Points to England" for what? For banding together and arguing against an unbiased, objective speaker who may or may not be British? Have you even begun to shut your mouth long enough to see that this isn't an argument about which country I like better? It's about informational political correctness. After that one-liner that you just posted, your tongue utterly has no value to me.
joncoelho121 1 year ago
@joncoelho121 Good, i'm not inclined to enter into any further argument with a person i can't see or directly address, you clearly can argue online which is fine, but i'm not wasting any more of my time with someone like you.
scaryninja1693 1 year ago
@scaryninja1693
Sorry, I missed the part where you made any sense.
joncoelho121 11 months ago
@joncoelho121 2 months is a bit late to seem witty, i dont remember you, and i dont care. Save us both some time and dont bother replying.
scaryninja1693 11 months ago
@Gavestonful
... How does having pride in your nationalism make you look any less ignorant? If anything, it blinds you. What you basically just told me was, "Yup. I am biased to Britain about LABELING the English language just because I live her. =)" It's like randymullen511 said. "Airy Paw'er." (Harry Potter)
@randymullen511
Exactly. lol The British dialect is just as "bastardized" as the United States dialect. "Airy Paw'er." (Harry Potter)
joncoelho121 1 year ago
Its remarkable how much of this is relevant to Boston... right down to the homicidal drivers and obnoxious subway users. Oh and the inbred hacks and the morons in SUV's who think driving during a snow storm is equivalent to off-roading...
Really, everything but the names...
GaiusIuliusTaberna 1 year ago
He is truly a discovery! Thanks for sharing, mate.
gaz2206 1 year ago
I must be a creep because I agree with all of it :'(
HevarBag 1 year ago
@joncoelho121 You're wrong. Technically, English is a different language from Germanic English, since that was what we call a linguistic phase of change. All the same, it was only known as Germanic because we were under the power of a foreign dignitry. The language itself was still brought about by ENGLISH people, simply with a difference of ancestory. What you're also forgetting is whatever the USA have dubbed English is irrelevant since most of the world still regards the home of English as us
Franksbnetwork 1 year ago
@Franksbnetwork
I'll pretend for a minute that you can read: your language is now called "British English," just as the original English was renamed "Old English," which WAS developed by Germanic tribes (Anglo-Saxons). Do you even do any research before you run your big mouth off? I don't know why you'll suddenly be "technical" about Germanic English when you can't even accept a British English. I don't even have enough respect left for you to entertain this frivolous drivel. [cont.]
joncoelho121 1 year ago
@Franksbnetwork
"The name "England" is derived from the Old English name Engla land, which means "land of the Angles." The Angles were one of the Germanic tribes that settled in Great Britain during the Early Middle Ages." - etymonline [dot] com, Wikipedia
In other words, my blissfully unaware British moron (and before you cry racism, please realize that I did NOT insult Britain; I insulted you. And you are British), the country was named after a word from the Germanic language, not vice-versa.
joncoelho121 1 year ago
is is just some smart comedy, take your rants onto a forum of idiot political nonsense
donconoli 1 year ago
It's good to see a bit of debate on here; comedians are public speakers- perhaps a branch of modern day, twenty-first century 'everyman' philosophy. It's part of the role (for some depending on their topic choices and style) to discuss hard hitting ideas and subjects. Some of what Marcus says can make for uncomfortable listening- but we go away and think about things; do a little research perhaps, and make up our own minds- which challenge our opinions, and offer clarity and understanding.
Eggweg 1 year ago
How the fuck do u ppl get on such crazy comment arguements, ppl its comedy, stop being so fucking serious o.0
Ki11erC 1 year ago
@ScotlandMaleGlasgow i know, as i said, i agree with all of that, except the mind control slaves, bit mental. Although to be fair, it depends what you mean by mind control, it is possible to brainwash people, Scientology for example. My main point is stop showing off on the youtube comments section for a stand up dvd. He wasn't talking about 9/11, as i said, he just needed an example of an angry man, and who's a more famous angry man? Btw your english needs as much work as your politics.
frusciante39 1 year ago
@ScotlandMaleGlasgow well if you can't disprove mind controlling robots then they must exist!
frusciante39 1 year ago
@ScotlandMaleGlasgow the joke wasn't even about 9/11, it was just a quick drop in reference of an angry man, if that annoys you then it's you with the problem, not him. btw, don't believe every thing you read on the internet mate.
frusciante39 1 year ago
@ScotlandMaleGlasgow oh mate don't get me wrong, i agree with you, all is not right and it doesn't add up. But don't think for a second that we have any real understanding of it, it goes so far above our heads that we never will. just don't go around posting silly comments on youtube trying to make yourself look subversive. You didn't 'cringe', you just don't agree, its a comedy show ffs, even Bridgstocke probably doens't believe the whole thing.
frusciante39 1 year ago
@ScotlandMaleGlasgow ah, another coffee shop revolutionary with the 'real' inside track
frusciante39 1 year ago
oh gawd he's attractive in'he?
AuranHarpy 1 year ago
Oddly, I kind of agree with this entire thing :)
Mulitfrog 1 year ago
stair at the background at 9:15 really fucks with your eyes
CreamMonkey 1 year ago
he did like the first 3mins exactly the same in live at the apollo, but he is still funny..
WackyMrDom 1 year ago 4
planet corduroy. the name alone is pretty funny
NA3LKER 1 year ago 3
it's amazing how even his sarcasm is so laced with sarcasm that you can't tell if he's sarcastic or not until the end of the joke
Fuffix513 1 year ago 64
Really thought this guy was good. Then I watched another show and ffs, he's regurgitated the same lines again and again. Tis a shame.
NoDopeNoHopeMate 1 year ago
@NoDopeNoHopeMate Thats what comedians do. They do the same jokes at every show because traditionally, you couldn't see every show. Most audiences would see a comedian once, then they're off to a new city. Keep in mind that this show wasn't performed for your benefit, it was recorded for your benefit. Don't blame the comedian, blame youtube.
Reerrpad5515 1 year ago 3
@Reerrpad5515 I'm just stating that i'm a little disapointed. I was willing to regard Marcus as being on par with some of my favourite comedians like Billy Connelly and Dylan Moran, who were regarded as being brilliant because of their ability to keep it fresh everytime. He's good just not as good. If anyone were to goto one of his shows again i'm pretty sure they would be just as disapointed. Good point though.
NoDopeNoHopeMate 1 year ago
@Reerrpad5515
spot on mate. Take Bill Hicks for example. Comedy legend, but the amount of material he had was surprisingly small.
easytiger78 1 year ago
@ScotlandMaleGlasgow If you 'knew' it would be adopted as the cause of 9/11.
Theories != reality.
pureuk 1 year ago
@pureuk Lamen's definition of a theory != scientific theory. Generally, scientific theory = reality.
LeWoVoc 1 year ago
the symbiotic relationship...of shitness :D
damadman228 1 year ago
The audience were a bit dry for this , its piss funny yet half of it only gets a few giggles, tough croud.
whufc116 1 year ago 41
@whufc116 it's 'cause most of them saw him live at the Apollo in 2006 and the first 3 minutes-ish of jokes are exactly the same...
hollium 1 year ago
@whufc116 yeah he derserved at least a fart
mwow1000 7 months ago
Marcus is brilliant!His shows are brilliant!
mattie775 1 year ago
Oh, no... I agree with everything he says - does that make me creepy and wrong ?
holcat27 1 year ago
Marcus Brigstocke is Bill Hicks reincarnate - and not just because he paraphrases the occasional line of his, either...
audiopirate 1 year ago
Seen it all on Live at the Apollo :(
barnwellbabz 1 year ago
@barnwellbabz lol all of it? They are only allowed 20 mins on live at the apollo so I doubt it.
Gellis2009 1 year ago 4
@barnwellbabz fail.
065bowr 1 year ago
@065bowr I know :) LOL
barnwellbabz 1 year ago
Some slags lol
pinkally1986 1 year ago
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not even close to funny
Sgagnot 1 year ago
i like Tim Minchin plus all the others
Not dane cook
MyDumbUtubeName 1 year ago 6
Tim Minchin is behond amazing! :D
LoveFilmStoriesMusic 1 year ago
Tim Minchin is beyond amazing! :D thumbs up - good taste in Comedians :)
LoveFilmStoriesMusic 1 year ago 5
@LoveFilmStoriesMusic just bought another of his DvDs =)
MyDumbUtubeName 1 year ago
wayyyy too political for me!
benthomasmusic 1 year ago
thia guy is not only funny but he also looks funny, with his oblong shaped head
26highstreet 1 year ago
Anyone got some standup comics recomendations?
(iv heard alot of american ones, but not that much brittish ones, and this one is just too f****in funny)
WillPG1212 1 year ago
@WillPG1212 Rich Hall cracks me up, loads though. Anyone who has been at the apollo except Rob Brydon, I think he's shit
ChieftainDuke 1 year ago
Steve Hughes - Although Australian, he now lives in England. I think he is wonderfully funny.
AubreyDebrett 1 year ago
JumboPandaFace 1 year ago
cool thanks il check some of them out, only heard about Chris Rock to be honest
WillPG1212 1 year ago
my favorites are Dylan Moran, Eddie Izzard, Gabriel Iglesias, Russell Peters and Marcus Brigstocke. :)
Genomatekk 1 year ago
Jim Jeffries man.
Stupidian151 1 year ago
can't believe no1 has mentioned bill bailey or billy collonny yet. i'd also recommend rhod gilbert
Dalkic 1 year ago
Adam Hills :D australian, hes amazing! Michael Mcintyre and Patrick Kielty are great too.
Rainb0wGirl 1 year ago
Every single thing he said, I heard from live at the Apollo I swear it was word from word! I mean he is funny but I just couldn't laugh this time because I've heard it from him before and it's word perfect! Fuck I just realized he used to play King Stupid from CBBC I loved that show!! Lol
GaRideOnUrDiscoStick 1 year ago
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Sorry but this just isn't stand up comedy this is pissed off ranting. The guy needs therapy
happysappy21 1 year ago
@happysappy21
You have just described 95% of all good stand up comedy.
foolishatheist 1 year ago 3
then what is stand up comedy?
pjsmoulder 1 year ago
@ NinjaShizzle. Maybe they don't have access to the Internet. Shock and Awe, not everyone does. So a DVD has to suffice :)
protogonus 2 years ago
So i guess the explanation is targeted towards people who are given screenshots by friends who have the internet...
xcyst 1 year ago
Call me a knob right, but why would anyone go and buy the dvd when you can watch it on here anytime you want?
NinjaShizzle 2 years ago 11
broadband limits?
pjsmoulder 1 year ago
@NinjaShizzle you dick...you're absolutely right :P
Nayug 1 year ago
@NinjaShizzle its a good point.
ed byrne mentions that in his second stand up dvd. its funny. but the ones who have their dvds on here most likely know about it, and just leave it here. if youve had the majority of your sales already i suppose the youtube publicity can be worth it...... i think that and then i say to myself. theyre fucking stupid, haha. id have my vids deleted
treytoshable 1 year ago
@NinjaShizzle And this is why all the shitty "new" music is coming out of bored kids bedrooms with shitty mic and shitty recording software and they couldn't write a hit song if they were stapled to Paul McCartney.
Because making stuff that nobody pays for is a bad fucking idea. : )
MrBunnerabb 1 year ago
@NinjaShizzle
DVDs look gd on ur shelf?
Cpt50Caliber 1 year ago
@NinjaShizzle knob
wickstarrr 1 year ago
@NinjaShizzle because its shows respect towards the performer and also encourages him to go on.have you heard of comedians who are not required to pay their expences?
kayanathera 1 year ago
@NinjaShizzle
Cause before you know it some company takes away the audio because of copyright infringement.
smootzi 1 year ago
He is great, but he repeats a lot of stuff :(
jenova210 2 years ago
If anyone is looking for this on dvd. I got it on Amazon last month for about 2 Quid brand new. NO JOKE!!
Many copies are being sold for as cheap as 2 quid. One of the best bargains I've ever had.
Darkstar263 2 years ago 4
i might have a look in poundland at the weekend, should find it on a triple dvd set with bill bailey and eddie izzard.
or just save my money and watch this first part and realise ive seen it all before
26highstreet 1 year ago
I just stopped wanking long enough to say "Hi" from America. (See, even the women wank over here...) Never been called a self-abusing troll before though. Makes me want to go hide under a bridge somewhere. Tee Hee...
RedTigress9 2 years ago
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No way. Woman dont wank
Gellis2009 2 years ago
@Gellis2009 sure they do. they just dont talk about it
lilzdogg121 2 years ago 3
ROFL okk
blademanx 2 years ago
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NotJustYouNoob 2 years ago
Can we just enjoy the Comedy :D
GotenksJr 2 years ago 4
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Love the Vid... thank you!
The comment at the beginning... classic!
Good to see others standing up to Yanktube, and its hoards of self abusing Trolls, sycophants, whining bastards.... or as they call themselves... American's!
Yeah. we are mofo biatches... or whatever you fucking DREAM of while wanking to ya french and Jewish overlords... but the FREEDOM OF SPEECH... ''''really'''' does MEAN THAT!
Sharia Law prick-pumpers, please crawl away and die. You are as necessary as a syphillitic whore!
73ardonic 2 years ago
@73ardonic
Um . . . right.
davidlong211 2 years ago
@73ardonic Hahaha what the fuck are you saying? Shut the fuck up, little man.
TheAssFalcon 2 years ago
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@TheAssFalcon ya see, li'l AssFucker!! YOU JUST DON'T 'GET IT' DO YA?
See the WEB, THE WORLD, or THE Half-Human race you live in... for why NO-ONE DARE UPLOAD ON HERE ANYMORE! Unless, sycophantic wankers, allied BOLLOCK DEEP into yanks!
Independent thought is a GOOD thing! Try it... you might see that people on YANKTUBE are fucking fed up with ROBOTS bumping uglies with ur arseholes!
SEE THE VID!! HE IS RIPPING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! Although, he IS sarcastic... it propably flew over ur HEAD!
73ardonic 2 years ago
@73ardonic Haha I'm sorry, were you trying to communicate with me? Gee, you're having some trouble there...should learn where to emphasise a word, shouldn't you? Sycophantic? Explain how I'm sycophantic, please.
P.s It's spelled "probably"...
TheAssFalcon 2 years ago
Damn, I've seenthis a million times, and it's still funny!
camisadokiller666 2 years ago 43
Its a shame he used this in apollo :( I like people like billy conolly who has something different every show
spartanses 2 years ago
You've only noticed this because you've seen hime twice in quick succession. Billy Connolly and in fact most comedians work out their act and use and re-use it until they work up a new act.
Connolly uses some of the same routines he was using in the 70's.
If you see him on a chat show promoting his tour, he'll do the same stuff on stage.
That's just how it works.
dickmarellan 2 years ago 6
i will go and buy this DVD right now!
Archaon6044 2 years ago 6
Corduroy totally sounds like it could be the name of a planet in an alien movie.
DontTouchMyVicodin 2 years ago
damn. I don't agree with a lot of the stuff this guy says but he is pretty fucking hilarious
MansonFreak 2 years ago 4
hmm kate moss brigstock's going up in the world lol.
moomintroll889 2 years ago
Hmmmm How come if an american boy comes here he gets all the girls and then if a british boy go's to america girls are all over him. Maybe we should swap.
moomintroll889 2 years ago 5
The americans would have around 30 odd million girls and we would have 150 million girls.
roboldguard 2 years ago
As a Brit, I'd say that's a damn good deal.
Kristoffee 2 years ago
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What a twat, about as funny as pancreatic cancer.
doodydude234 2 years ago
I imagined the Chief editor of the Express with pancreatic cancer and lol'd.
PrimaIScream 2 years ago
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What a miserable, nasty person you must be wishing illness on others.
doodydude234 2 years ago
Can't you read, I imagined it, never did I suggest the fictional cancer I was loling at was wished upon him. Also I'm not a miserable person.
PrimaIScream 2 years ago
Fuck, man, what is the point of commenting on the video of man you dislike, stating only that you dislike them? What the fuck have you achieved except a negative rating?
I fully support your right to express your opinion. That is, your right to express your opinion somewhere fucking else.
Kristoffee 2 years ago
He's so funny! I <3 the british accent!
kittygirl792 2 years ago
are you american? bottle, straw
olihill101 2 years ago
yes.
& what about bottle and straw?
kittygirl792 2 years ago
last time i met some american girls saying those words were funny for some reason
olihill101 2 years ago
hmm.. in american english they are nothing special. but in british english i suppose they do sound kinda funny. ..but more cute than funny.
PS. don't believe everything americans tell you.
everything without an exception we write is a lie.
except for that sentence above.
kittygirl792 2 years ago
No such thing as "British English" my friend, it's just "English". Americans just don't know how to speak our language correctly.
Brigstocke is amazingly funny :P
Franksbnetwork 2 years ago 144
you sir, win.
Vicric 2 years ago 3
but we'll kick your ass in a fight
0unhallowed0 2 years ago
what a stupid, moronic thing to say. you sir, fail.
Tait011 2 years ago
No you couldnt and BTW we didn't need your help in WWII
MattRhys20 2 years ago 3
tell that to japan... who got the nukes?
0unhallowed0 2 years ago
Stupid thing to say. We did need their help and we needed the Russians even more. Although without us they wouldn't have had the chance to fight. So in a way, we all, um, you know, were... what's it called... Oh yes: ALLIES
p3t3tw10 2 years ago 6
Your war comment is probably the best one I've seen/heard in my entire life. Seriously, you understand it.
Vortex289 2 years ago
i second the notion, that you sir, win!
lmao - "americans just dont know how to speak OUR language correctly".
win win win.
Tait011 2 years ago 8
@Franksbnetwork The English language does not belong exclusively to English people. And you do not speak for Americans in general.
Omgausername6 1 year ago
@Franksbnetwork just tell west london to start speaking it correctly, too. I'm tired of hearing English people say "Airy Paw'er!" (Harry Potter). And if you could do something about liverpool and manchester, that would be lovely, as well.
randymullen511 1 year ago
@Franksbnetwork
Nonsense, you tool of British nationalism. English has adopted a new definition with the dominance of the United States of America's world power status. The blanket term "English," my snobbish friend, now refers to a language unspecific to a particular dialect. And mind you, the language was originated by German settlers. Now doesn't that just throw you for a loop. How 'bout "Germanic English"?
joncoelho121 1 year ago
fuck off with germanic.
that is old english learn about modern english
jhvidss 1 year ago
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@jhvidss
Modern English, you worthless, ignorant keyboard warrior, would not have gotten its NAME without having first been named by the Anglo-Saxons.
"The name "England" is derived from the Old English name Engla land, which means "land of the Angles." The Angles were one of the Germanic tribes that settled in Great Britain during the Early Middle Ages." - etymonline [dot] com, Wikipedia
In other words, you piece a crap, not vice-versa.
joncoelho121 1 year ago
@joncoelho121 The language originated here mate. OTher countrys influenced it which is why we use french, spanish and other words in the english language but it was shaped here in england. Makes sense doesnt it? English... England. Most of the words you use everyday in the english language were created by William Shakespear... who was form england.
Gellis2009 1 year ago
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@Gellis2009
"The name "England" is derived from the Old English name Engla land, which means "land of the Angles." The Angles were one of the Germanic tribes that settled in Great Britain during the Early Middle Ages." - etymonline [dot] com, Wikipedia
In other words, the country was named after a word from the Germanic language, not vice-versa.
joncoelho121 1 year ago
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@Gellis2009
"The name "England" is derived from the Old English name Engla land, which means "land of the Angles." The Angles were one of the Germanic tribes that settled in Great Britain during the Early Middle Ages." - etymonline [dot] com, Wikipedia
In other words, the country was named after a word from the Germanic language, not vice-versa.
joncoelho121 1 year ago
oh and "harry potter"
olihill101 2 years ago
too hot, fuck it. XD
dodgingzebras 2 years ago 3
ummmm, this is exactly same as his Live at the Apollo gig :P
wwerevolution2009 2 years ago 3
Thats what comedians do, they think of some jokes that work and sticks with um.
FMCritx 2 years ago