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  • lawl.

  • sorry i do not a preciate my intelligence smaked around i am gonna go ahead and leave before the telitubies take over this show

  • what the hell is this? lol

  • @brunotheking55 Hey! It's good shit!

  • @mrohnoes google translet

  • "...They couldn't find a way to glitch or boost their way through the level" - Hahahaha

    This is so witty and funny

  • As co-creator of this flash, I appreciate the YouTube post. Glad you dug it.

  • Que bosta!

  • Hilarious!

    

  • Lmao death streak woulda been key for chapters 39/40.. Of course ya greedy bastids thought of this AFTER I murdered

    my dog with my keyboard.

  • limbo stick of death: $10

    eggs of death: $50

    T-bagging spider: priceless

  • People need to realize that this is just a parody...

    Guys, Playdead IS making another game. It's just not a LIMBO 2.

    However, they are saying that if you liked LIMBO, then you will like their new game.

  • funniest shit ever haahaha

    

  • Predator missile lol

  • I hate the cod players that reccomended that be smart and accaully finish the game its not even that hard

  • When does it come out?

  • ..they destroyed a great series -_-

  • Too funny!

    People that don't get jokes should be banned from the internet, btw.

  • Ha ha ha.... so true.

  • KE CLASE DE MIERDA ES ESTA?

  • obviously this is too much for the average cod:mw7 player, duh

  • Wtf. this game is made by "Playdead" not activision -.-

  • this is hilarious, because this is actually what Activision does xD

  • que merda hein

  • haha

  • Is this supposed to be funny? One of the few games I really, really liked and some douche comes along to make some shit parody -_-

  • LulZ

  • Why do so many people think this is real? It's a damn parody! And a funny one!

  • @wizardbaker agreed. wtf is wrong with these people?!?

  • @bendybruce

    Maybe they're just trolling or something

  • xD Love it. Just to troll the too sensitive, obsessively defensive CoD/MW fans for disliking this video, THUMBS UP xP

    Trollolololol!

  • LOL

  • this is hilarious, why so many dislikes?

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  • @Chris53456 cod fans

  • @Chris53456 The game is awesome like it is

  • cant wait to see Limbo 2 nazi zombie mode!

  • rrreee !!TRUCHOOOO!!!

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  • Ahahahahaha, that was glorious.

  • first I was like, lol at the colors thing, then the spider humping you, then the predator missle...

    WAS LIKE OMFG THAT WAS FREKING AWESOME!!!!

    And then the rest was pretty entertaining too, I'm totally recomending this video to like everyone I know!!!

  • @gokramer2 People from the U.S.A. Also, don't mind this fucktard. He just doesn't know what humor is.

  • The people in the comments that think they are copying and ruining limbo are fucking stupid. No, these guys are joking about what activision does to game sequels etc.

  • Aaaaah hahahaha!

    That's so funny!

    Great vid guys!

  • BOOOOOOOOOORING! Maybe funny to the Yanks or retarded British people but it's just not funny or anything... If you do drugs then you might get it!

  • @sw1000xg Who are "yanks"?

  • LOL at the video.

    even bigger LOL at the people that don't understand it.

  • The first part of the video was OK, but when you talk about the predator missile, I completly LMAO ! Excellent guys !

  • What makes you think that you can take an original, artistic, symbolic, open ended game and critique it? How about you develop your own game that is just as unique and then you can chop it up and turn it into every other mainstream video game on the market these days.

  • @DURKADA3RD Holy crap take that pole out of your ass. It's a joke how Activision ruins any game series, i.e CoD.

  • @DURKADA3RD please tell me that you understood this was a piss take?

  • what i hear is a old Tool bitchin' about something he couldnt make himself, yet likes to bitch about, and make fun of. You sound like Kermit the frog if he had another frog stuck in his throat. Hilarious idea, But the title should be "Old guy bitches about what a company MAY do to a game"

  • Actually, I kind of think an online racing mode is a good idea.

  • I really hope they don't fuck up...

  • Satire! Nice :)

    

  • this video le-sucks.

    haha, i made a funny

  • the predetor missile xDD nice work

  • Пидарасы блять

  • mas que poha é essa??

  • @edulegus2010 Sorry, dude, you have to speak english on my videos, otherwise I won't know what you're saying

  • @mrohnoes Google translate?

  • @mrohnoes He said : WTF is that ?

  • @mrohnoes Cara você não sabe como usar Traduz Google? Dude you don't know how to use google translate?

  • @mrohnoes he is asking What the hell is that '-'

  • @mrohnoes he said "what this fuck??".

  • @mrohnoes não sabe? então foda-se até saber usar o Google Tradutor! \o/

  • @edulegus2010 dude you don't have to swear he just didn't use a translator...

  • @mrohnoes He said: What the fuc* is that??

  • @mrohnoes ich kann aber kein englisch :(

  • @mrohnoes you can translate... there are a lot of languages on the world, not only english

  • @chuckzway But how am I supposed to translate what he's saying if I don't know what language it is?

  • @mrohnoes you can just copy/paste the comment on google and, well you know what happens later :)

  • @mrohnoes edulegus2010 said "but this is poah"

  • @edulegus2010 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • this is funny lol

  • Let's hope activision never buys any great indie devs

  • Haha nice blow towards Big Company Gaming!!! Long Live Indie Games

  • 102 % ;D xDDD ... nice but i think LIMBO 1 was better xD

  • Why you fake?

    Fuck You

  • @ToSsY8607

    Why you no speak english?

  • @ToSsY8607

    It's a joke.

  • is limbo 1 for newsground?

  • 3:44 was so funny!!!!

  • Tell those freaks who made this crap, that Limbo means Oblivion,and it is Edge of Hell.Egyptians believe in that,when you die,you go to Limbo the Oblivion to pass the horrors and traps of Limbo,the Oblivion,Edge of Hell to earn Heaven.

  • hahaha..ur absolutely right...but it's not activision only...every gaming company does that...ubisoft and ea ..etc...they make a sequence of the game..and ruin the game..

    more costumes..more easier playing ..more stupid stuff..

  • Damn! Someone got here first and Trolled b4 i did =/

    Oh well, better let you two get on with it.....

    (I must find better places to troll)

  • TenatiousT I LOVE YOU

    :D

    best video on youtube ~ newgrounds.

  • This.. is actualy funny.

  • Loading: 102%... Just LOL

    To all who wonder or who are just lazy to do a simple internet search. LIMBO 2 will not be happening. Playdead Studios is working on a new project though which shall take 3,5 years to complete. It'll have similar gameplay like LIMBO, however it's not a sequel by any means.

    Nice vid though, sums up Activi$ion pretty well.

  • I feel like this is what has been done to most of my favorite game series during the last 10 years... -_- Crap companies or new people taking over, doing random shit and being inconsistent in a failed attempt to squeeze out more money.

  • LOL.. pick your midget.

  • Is there really going to be a new Limbo game, or Activision just bought the Rights for this game?

  • @GhostDempsey go grab a dictionary and find "parody"

  • fuck you. your video sucked, limbo was a great game, not like you viewed it. you suck.

  • @TheLarmantine if u were more open minded or maybe little more intelligent or maybe read the top comments u would realize that this is a parody about Activition (not LIMBO) and how it ruins a game when it buys its right and rips-off other games (here PoP)

  • @TheLarmantine read the uploader first comment, it's a massage for you

  • More eggs? Wakka wakka wakka wakka...

  • I'm specially looking forwards to the co-op zombie mode.

  • lololololololollolololo

  • Thank you so much for making this video.

  • good parody, man

  • Ahahah, this is perfect. Sounds like game developers talking, until you realize what they're saying XD

  • Brilliant

    

  • LOL!!!WOSOME VIDEO!

  • lol

  • haha this is great

  • @MrDevlance Why do think Activision has anything to do with politics? Sorry about the previous reply, I should have checked after I rewrote that section...

  • @Renoh74

    cause of AMERICA

  • @MrDevlance Speaking of which, who sounds more brainwashed? And by the way, why do you does Activision have anything to do with learning about politics and government?

    P.S. Show me a "far right" message conveyed in Limbo

  • @MrDevlance Wow, when grow up I want to be just like you! Finding hidden conservative messages in every game and insulting people over the Internet!

  • pre-order Limbo 2: done!

    Also my IQ's been lowered too, after watching this xD

  • Idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Destroyin' spiders with missles. Awww, Yeah.

  • Awesome.I'm looking forward to playing Limbo 2:The Bar's Been Lowered.

  • lol excellent ! I love the voice ^^

  • LIMBO II should be the same as the first LIMBO but with harder puzzles,,more levels and different enviroments like an apocalyptic city or something like that

  • Nice one.

  • of course its fake. It supposed to point out what happens when Activision buys the rights to a game. They take it and ruin it and completely displace the fans of the original. They did it with WoW they're doing it with Diablo 3. CoD is now the biggest epicenter of douchebaggery on the planet. Activision is evil. Its just pure evil. Our only hope is to boycott them until they listen to the community or until they die.

  • @aidanhitsyoface So what your saying is WoW used to be good? Damnit were was I?

  • This video doesn't show how Activision thinks, this video shows how jewish marketing works in general.

    Not sure if the creator realizes this but this is how jewis corporatism works!

  • @MrDevlance no, that's definitely activision you racist fuck. making a generalization of an entire people? fuck off.

  • @aidanhitsyoface Go die in a fire you miserable piece of shit!

  • @MrDevlance i'm not miserable but it sounds like you are. what with the arguing with people on the internet and all, sounds like a really lonely experience.

  • @aidanhitsyoface I don't agree that Activision is evil. I think they're just out of touch and incredibly naive.

  • @aidanhitsyoface What you don't understand, is that I don't have time for brainwashed irrecoverable monkeys like yourself.

    You are too far gone and you have been brainwashed too much by your politically correct media and government.

    I live in the real world while you live int he matrix.

    There are millions of people like me and billions like you.

    It's simple. You are either jewish and you are defending your dirty community or you are just a random sheep that's brainwashed like many others!

  • @MrDevlance You dirty white supremacist! Go back to 1940's Germany, you'll fit in there.

  • @Pretentio123 If I'm white I can't be dirty you dumb shit... Duuh...

  • @MrDevlance Go die you Nazi

  • @Pretentio123 Not before you, you piece of shit untermensch...

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  • @Temporal94 You dumb ass, I can still read your comment even though you removed it.

    And to answer your question about who taught me to be a nazi.

    1. My society, my family and my hate for allied forces taught me this.

    In the country where I live, everybody wanted Hitler to win and that's why we supported him in the war until the very last second.

    We were not Hitler's bitches, we were his allies unlike other ass kissing countries, we were also ran by a far right government since before ww2!

  • @MrDevlance You know why I removed the comments? Because there is just no point trying to argue with you brainwashed mongrels anyways. You're just going to be all "effing Americans" this, and "effing Jewish bankers" that. It's just so blatantly predictable.

    But, to call you out on denying that you are a neo-nazi, you just said yourself that you hate Jews and Gypsies, and said that you are from a far-right facist community.

    Neo Nazi: A person from a group SIMILAR to the Nazis.

  • @MrDevlance And do you realize what kind of man your country was supporting? He was willing to annihilate his own allies after WW2, he ordered the flooding of Berlin's metro tunnels to kill GERMAN REFUGEES, and he wanted to create a world in which we are all just mindless pawns of a insane man. And a good percentage of the Jews that were persecuted had actually SUPPORTED Hitler's ideals before they were arrested and hauled off to concentration camps.

  • @Temporal94 Those are myths invented by the jews that run the world today.

    What you are saying about Hitler's plans is exactly what's happening today with our world.

    Wake the fuck up and realize that you are living those crazy things right now.

    The governments want us to be mindless pawns and they are slowly succeeding last I checked.

    Germany was extremely poor and damaged by the economic crisis of 1920 and Hitler came to power and kicked the banks out of germany and turned it into a superpower

  • @MrDevlance Myth invented by Jews? I think not. The Berlin U-Bahn was flooded by orders of Hitler. There were refugees hiding in it, using the system as a shelter. There were also thousands of German soldiers in it when it was flooded.

    Germany's economic crisis is understandable. They needed a competent leader. They were willing to put a madman in power if it means pulling Germany out of it's economic sinkhole. Admittingly, America's stock market crash had some blame for Germany's economy.

  • @MrDevlance "The governments want us to be mindless pawns and they are slowly succeeding last I checked." For yours, maybe. For America, no. In America, make fun of it's international policies, everyone gets a good laugh about it. In Nazi Germany, make fun of it's international policies, you get shot on the spot for "treason".

  • @Temporal94 And 2. I was not taught in school or lectured on how to be a nazi, I am not even a nazi.

    Just because I hate jews and gipsies and just because I come from a far right country with lots of fascistic views on things, does not make me a nazi.

    It can make me a racist or a fascist but I am no nazi nor neo-nazi.

    You will never understand me because you don't understand my culture that is far older than your non existent american culture that's all copied from other countries...

  • @MrDevlance By the way, American Culture is not copied. It started off as just simply a derivative of English culture (due to English settlers). You can't say that it is copied, because it wasn't the settler's idea to mix in cultures from other countries. It happened due to all the various immigrants that came to America. Though I bet your Anti-Allies community never told you that.

    Oh wait, don't tell me I'm talking to another anti-multiculturalist. Pfff. Neo-nazis. So predictable.

  • @Temporal94

    I am for multiculturalism where cultures that mix are equally evolved and equally capable to sustain themselves through honest work and not through cheap magic tricks and crime.

    You are too young and superficial to care about the economic crisis of 1920 and the world wars that followed it but you will get your chance pretty soon to see it happen again after this new economic crisis that's unfolding as we speak.

    Economy analysts world wide are already predicting ww3!

  • @MrDevlance And before you say "it didn't die", yes it did. All that remains are fringe groups that stubbornly try to revive it.

    "You are too young and superficial to care about the economic crisis of 1920 and the world wars that followed it but you will get your chance pretty soon to see it happen again after this new economic crisis that's unfolding as we speak.

    Economy analysts world wide are already predicting ww3!" You mean December 21 2012? HA! What analysts? Can you name them? Hmm?

  • @Temporal94 Just start researching like I do. Spend some years researching politics and events and how they interconnect.

    Then listen to multiple economy and political analysts from different areas and countries and you will realize that pretty much all of them are saying this.

    Just go to google news and google "1920's crisis similar" and you will come up to multiple interesting articles that update on a daily basis.

    You are too young and ignorant now like I used to be back when I was your age.

  • @MrDevlance "You are too young and ignorant now like I used to be back when I was your age." Sounds more like it's in reverse. Have your country ever taught you of it's mistakes, of it's wrongs? How that there were darker periods in it's time? Has it taught you about those periods we just want to forget, but shouldn't, lest we repeat it again?

    Age shouldn't be used as a maturity indicator once the person is older than 13. We're not naive sheep anymore. Evidentley, looks like you were though.

  • @MrDevlance By the way...update on a daily basis? Isn't that a laugh.

    "Current Economic Situation Worse than Great Depression" -November 20, 2008. Did the world burst into flames two years ago? Evidentley, the end of the world decided to be lazy again. Just like 2000. And April 3, 1943. And May 21 2011. And October 21 2011. And December 21, 2012 *snicker* Seriously, name some sites, name some analysts. :| Ya still ain't convincing me

  • @Temporal94 It's very common for kids of your age to be so superficial and think they are all knowing so I can bare with you.

    In your infinite wisdom and arrogance, you got blinded when you read my post and you didn't see that I told you to google "1920's crisis similar" in the news tab not in the web tab.

    The news tab is where news get updated daily...

  • @MrDevlance "It's very common for kids of your age to be so superficial and think they are all knowing so I can bare with you." Aren't you smart, Mr-Know-It-All. Goddamn hypocrites. I even said, name some sites then. "News tab"? Like what news tab? I already said, name some sites. If I'm asking a question, does that mean I'm "all-knowing"?

  • @Temporal94 I just gave you the means to find as many sites you want...

    What's so damn hard to click the news tab on top of the google home page?

  • @MrDevlance Okay, then where did you get the "World War III" idea from, hmm? Seems more like a huge exageration.

    Google News-Searched "World War III"

    Results:

    Mardina Lake: WWIII Review-IGN

    Gears of War 3-IGN

    Google Books Help Reunite WWII Veterans-Washington Post

    Dan Nash: 'I thought it was the start of World War III'-9/11 Interview

    But then again, what's the point of arguing with you Neo-Nazis? You're all just a bunch of racist, conceited, biased, narcissistic bigots.

  • @Temporal94 Yeah, I guess generalizing and being ignorant is always the easy way out of a debate.

    Don't worry, you will be among the first to die when food shortage is going to hit and riots are going to start.

    You won't even get to experience the war because you will be long dead either of malnutrition or you would be rotting in your living room with a knife in stuck in your skull, left there by the niggers or gipsies that treasure your money and food, more than you do!

  • @MrDevlance You see? You just proved my point. Declaring to your enemies that they shall burn in a catastrophic event that you say shall "happen very, very soon" is the very indication that you are nothing but a bunch of arrogant bastards whose all just bark bark bark and not a single shred of pathetic bite.

    Seriously, grow up. The world and history isn't your kiddie sandbox. God, you're even worse than Kim Jong-il. And that's saying something. You're the most immature person I ever met.

  • @Temporal94 Sorry to scare you with my last comment but it's very true what I said.

    And no, it's not a threat nor is it one of my murder fantasies...

    You are just assuming that you know me but in fact, you are just creating a virtual image of me inside your head, an image that's based on assumptions puzzled together and combined with your insecurity and ignorance.

    I'm just warning you! When the food shortage will come in a few years, the poor will attempt to take what you have by force!

  • @MrDevlance May I borrow your hat?

    "This is MrDevlance! Reality makes me cry!"

    Eight years from now I'll look back at this comment and laugh and wonder whatever happen to that one Neo Nazi that thought he could predict the future.

  • @Temporal94 Yes you may borrow my hat.

    In fact, I am gifting it to you because you will definitely find various uses for it, when your life quality will go down like a bomb.

    If you make it, I doubt you will ever remember you had a comment like this 8 years from now because the ignorant brain washing world that you are living in, will make sure to wipe your memory of all the important things that you should remember.

    I don't predict the future based on astrology, I predict it based on fact sheets

  • @MrDevlance Cool story bro.

    Cry some moar.

  • @Temporal94 Haha, you are such a douchebag kid.

    Happy death.

  • @MrDevlance Think what you want.

    And yes, I will have a happy death. Because I would have lived life to the fullest by the time I'm gone. Don't know about you though.

    Sucks to be you, Mr. I-Shit-My-Pants-and-Call-the-B­WAAAHbulance-when-Someone-Disa­grees-With-Me

  • @Temporal94 Your immaturity is too much even for you age kid.

    You still crack me up though.

    Good thing you brought the discussion to your level, because now we can talk about dicks and pussies and have you laugh.

    It's also nice to see you using the typical internet trolling methods and cliche words.

    You are bad at trolling, you need to grow up and learn some more kid...

  • @MrDevlance Keep BAWWWing and screaming at the screen. No one asked about your homosexual obsession with D*cks and P*ssies.

    Go ahead, rage some more. It's just going to make yourself sound even more stupid and childish than before.

  • @MrDevlance By the way, if I was trolling, I would have already won. Trolling means getting a reaction out of others. And YOU, have done more than that.

    Seeing as there is no reason to continue the conversation with you other than seeing if you make another utterly stupid comment, auf wiedersehen, schweinhund

  • @Temporal94 Sure kid. It's always nice to see the losers of a debate saying that if they had done something, they would have surely won.

    You know that applies to all losers. If you wouldn't have lost you would have won haha.

    It's so lame to see your generation can only come up with shameful platitudes and act smart with them all the time.

    And what saddens me even more is the fact that I know for certain that after you read this, you will have to use a dictionary to find what platitude means...

  • @MrDevlance And THAT'S IF 31 years is your actual age. Which actually makes it pretty pitiful. A full-grown man talking about his childish murder fantasies on the internet. You may talk the issue of older adults, but you express it like a three-year-old. Seriously, I find it hard to take you seriously anymore. Then again, I never really took anything that a Neo-Nazi says seriously, but you took it to a whole new level. You're so out of there that it's actually pretty humorous.

  • @MrDevlance In fact, you're so out of there that there are two possibilities about you.

    1) You are a troll.

    Or

    2) You physical appearance may be of a 31 year old, but your mind is of a 3-year old.

    If you are number 1, I applaud you on keeping a believable act for the last week or so. But you just failed epicly with that last comment.

    If you are number 2, then I recommend you restart your education in Day Care. Beginning with potty training, just to be sure.

  • @MrDevlance So, if you are really just a troll, I tip my hat to you, sir. But if you are a genuine Neo-Nazi, then I only have 6 words to say:

    Neo-Nazis: The Bar's Been Lowered.

  • @MrDevlance I'm calling you out for being hypocritical, because who's the one that's so sure the world is being ruled by one ethnic group of people? Who's the one who think that 13-18 year olds are naive? Face it, your country taught you everything in a very skewered point of view.

    Inb4 you say that they aren't, then tell me. Has your country ever taught you of any of it's wrongs?

  • @MrDevlance And also...why are you even using the Internet? Let alone a computer? Both are American inventions. So is Youtube. So if you're so Anti-American, then why are you using AMERICAN inventions? You even have a leaked gameplay video on your channel that is about a game that's PRO-AMERICAN.

  • @Temporal94 You are thinking like a true 14 year old when you ask such dumb questions...

    Why is everybody using everybody else's stuff?

    Why is america using germany's invetions and cars and why is america using japan's invetions and cars?

    What you are not getting taught in school is that Hitler brought Germany from the ashes and exposed the jewish banking system and it's ways to destroy any country's economy and run it like a donkey after a carrot tied to a fishing rod.