Hal the Misinterpretive Porn Star

[GalacticBlader]

hi im hard

[AwesomeDude070599]

CANNOT.STOP.REPLAY

[trentblue]

Truely did not make stu any since at the end

[akon1397]

poor Hal,years of erectile disfunction made him go crazy.

[XDPhil]

step1: push 1 multiple times,

step 2: gasm!

[executive]

this is the dumbest thing on Youtube

[ariandynas]

@executive Yes, you certainly are.

[JohnnyMarsBar]

@executive have you seen the try not to laugh videos WHY AM I NOT LAUGHING

[HowieP]

Featuring Arin Hansen aka Egoraptor of The Awesome Series and Girlchan In Paradise as the announcer.

[LegionLives]

Not sure how this happened, but it's goin to my faves.

[Destruction198]

1:23 derp

[Sloppern]

He should have cut of his penis and give it to her in a present.

[dadikiuz]

hahahaha love it!

[Ratizmal]

holy shit...

the related videos really ARE porn!!!!!

(I feel so insecure)

[doggiepuppy579]

If u want boobs go search breasts in the wikipedia! xD

[iKillZombies4fun115]

Thumbs up if you searched porn and got here!

[mickiemc100]

how did he get another job after the first

[BritishAndProud13]

Why did the camera crew keep filming? :L

[seetojo]

anyone notice that in the down right corner there is the playboy logo???

[TheRustedHeart]

@seetojo He sent this in to playboy a while ago so thats why that is there.

[runescapeowns8734]

fucking crunchy nut advert

[TheFunnyGuy1717]

mykindapron dot blogspot dot com

[imasupastar11]

wats the funniest to me is how many times they tryed to get this right wen chances r they couldnt afford anythin hal was gettin

[spannzer115]

Let me get this straight, the camera crew and director launched a multi-million dollar space project, went through all the necessary fitness tests, allowed Hal to fly that close to the sun, watched him lock the woman in the airlock and waited until she hurtled to her doom... And then said cut...

[TwistedD85PS3]

@spannzer115 "Cu-... wait... lets see where he's going with this one."

[Bolzard55]

Hal that Space ship was not in the budget

[Demonfox59]

How in the hell did a man who cant even understand a sexual innuendo manage to find and compress the items to form a space shuttle?

[TheExplodingcheez]

I LOL'D at all of these

[Raientai]

Flatulence is a tag on this video for some reason. Did I miss something really funny?

[megaman12521]

...Pea Soup.

[YourLifesAntagonist]

DERP!

[TheExplodingcheez]

Oh I think I don't

[TheRainbowPlanet]

Dude.... that video is AWESOME!!! >8D

[firefurnece]

who has the buget for this?



[slashhotshot]

thumbs up if u would actually watch this porno

[xXstrightstonedXx]

Dam this is some high beget porn.

[globox123456789]

@xXstrightstonedXx

Porn made by Michael Bay. Imagine that!

[1350harrylarry]

@NotWellKnown, there is no script in porn, obviously

[FallClassics]

@1350harrylarry Well there is, but not the actually sex scene. But there is a manus.

[stewie1441]

Roses are redish violets are bluish if it wasn't 4 Jesus we'd all be Jewish

[Heartwing13]

Love this.

Wonder how many people were hoping for real porn. Lol.

[gheith001]

you know what I fucking hate? the fucking suggestions. ...can't watch ONE FUCKING SATIRICAL SKIT ON without a fuckload of pornspammers spamming the wall.

[PaulThePuppetier]

God of War,anyone?

[Mojo5400]

0:01 great my mom thinks im watching porn again -.-

[mattvoncool132]

@hustler69ers no one should ever go to that sight it's lame cause it does what this guy is doing

[yoyogo13]

And he's not fired yet?

[idgarad]

Am I the only one that wants a sequel? This would make a solid series!

[NotWellKnown]

Somehow, I doubt that he is following his script.

[nikko7895]

This is the best porn i have ever seen :D

[ByPhantomYuki]

His hal the misinterpretiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiive pooooorn starrrr!!!!

SO FUCKING EPIC!!!!!

[bbarnes13]

Bravo good sir Bravo!

[pwnzerstick]

I think I want the insatiable beast to hunger for human flesh. Know what I'm saying?

[ClownzRevenge]

@pwnzerstick Oh, I think I do...  *picks up cleaver*

[Callofdutycat2]

the last one was hilarious

[TrollCupcake72]

1st one: She wants more ____ "She wants more FOOD :3"

2nd one: She wants to go somewhere where she hadn't been before "She goes to the sun :3"

3rd one: ... I lost my train of thought. A CARROT COW :D

[byCurify]

HEY JUSTIN

[MiharuChan100]

Am I drunk

[TheJrconservative]

thumbs up if you watched actual porn after this.

[SoldierZXY]

Boooooo

[TrollCupcake72]

Mooooooo

[EarlRosprey]

I thought no-one could hear you scream in space? Bit unrealistic :P

[MrElTacoTeh3rd]

QUICKLY GERALDO!

[sticksanity]

i thought he was gonna give her a sex change, oh well

[TheStoryofanoob]

The sun just got hotter

[IamJBUSCUS]

@TheStoryofanoob

bow chicka bow wow

[Slashpaw1]

I have but one question... Where'd Harry find these awesome voice actors XDDD

[EZExploits]

.L.O.L

[ghostshards]

Lol this guy should have his own show on tv

[ERKRAKANARB]

@mcard1d you're cool

[BossPanzer]

The older videos are always better.

[MinecraftPro15]

Wait a second! You cant hear voices in space.... -.-

[TheDkMovie]

@MinecraftPro15 Nor sound.

[Everyweapon]

anyone else get a boner on the sidebar?

[1BlueRozez1]

mr literal's cousin

[NickoRules17]

if i was harry i would make myself porn all the time 

[Marplegamer]

okey ...

to much Internet for me today -.-

[SeismicisGaming]

that is the only chick where people can hear her scream

[SeismicisGaming]

@SeismicisGaming in space

[SplendidDevilNG]

No description, figures.

[malcanater007]

9113938 people clicked because of the picture

[PsychoSilverAkita]

Can't believe Egoraptor actually voiced for this animation.

[MrDjmaster14]

i wanna fuck someone

[cjwright79]

@MrDjmaster14 cool story bro

[coolmzn226]

@TheCrazyjoker22 No

[coffeeNiK]

WHY ARE THEY STILL FILMING!!! through everything lololol

[modelmaker98]

you cant scream in space :(

[DrTrinitrotoluene]

Description: no description available. Finally youtube understands the mind of Harry Partridge

[mycsuyeiiju]

@DrTrinitrotoluene jajaja

[MoviesYouDotNet]

GO HERE XXX -> gf-revenge DOT dy.fi

[RazorsEdge9K]

@MoviesYouDotNet no fuck off

[fetch300]

Next time, Hal; sew a penis onto her crotch.

[robajack1]

penuts

[CapriSun43]

*hey*

[ultrawow66]

Chuck Norris is a hunter.

[maiwork6666666]

So...so the camera crew kept rolling as Hal went out, compiled parts, built a spaceship, loaded everybody on it, forced that girl into the airlock, and pushed the button, only thinking to say "cut" when she was hurled through space?

[MrRedkid14]

@maiwork6666666 Yep

[wachiinn]

@maiwork6666666 how do you know he had to build a spaceship? maybe he already has his own and this isnt the first girl he throws into the sun

[TheSonOfDumb]

@wachiinn

Or what if he rented one?

[crazycritick]

@maiwork6666666 Because female porn stars are a dime a dozen? :l

[Javer80]

@maiwork6666666 I guess they just had to find out what his plan was! Their curiosity was . . . insatiable.

[yooo9999]

Peanuts.

[Sirindigo1]

The only way to misinterpret the last comment is... wearing a giant fish costume whilst shaking maracas in a Christmas scene w/ somebody wearing school uniform and eating a giant carrot that is physically stuck to their head! :P That would have been the perfect ending... ;3

[firefly66661]

i actually started singing this at uni today, very awkward.

[shadowC10ne]

@KecleonDaBoss Yes, somehow I put the wrong number for y in z = sqrt ((y^2) - (x^2)). The second one is correct, though.

[123Mabye]

I hate ads with chuck norris in them >:l FUCK YOU CHUCK BRUCE LEE FTW

[skullcrusher444]

ohhh i think i do.

[crafting987]

how did the second ho scream in SPACE?

[R0thu5]

@crafting987 Well presumably Hal needed warp engines to get that close to the sun in that short amount of time and most warp engines theoretically would generate micro-environments in which sound could travel.

Wow I just really over thought an animation about a porn star...

[crafting987]

@R0thu5 yes. yes u did:D

[ScopeTCR]

this is gunna look bad in my internet history

[AzureIV]

I love how the director and the film crew of that porn studio wait until after Hal does wrong before calling "cut."

[Cislunar13]

no description available



[KoolThing14]

Why the hell would they let all that stuff go as far it did?

[marcel23395]

@athernandez666 I sure am in the mood for penis

[mpwner11]

@marcel23395 You are?

[marcel23395]

@mpwner11 Yeah, if you know what I mean

[athernandez666]

@mpwner11 LMFAO!

[MattHazardous]

Merry Christmas Easter Fishy.

[MrGhost1257]

@abikuru its funny cause ive seen them at 1 and 2 tons of times, of course, that was before i took an in the knee.

[bl3uTV]

QUICKLY HERALDO BRING MORE BACON!

[yourfacemeetsmyfist]

-------------------(knee)-----­--

[KYAORampage]

@yourfacemeetsmyfist fail.

[ddogboy]

my boner brought me here

[Abikuru]

These 'arrow in the knee' meme references are never going to get #1-2 comments. gg.

[Jetson08]

I found all of that suprisingly easy to Masturbate to.

[WolfTheGamer]

1:39 With the carrot on her head, she kinda reminded me of Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2

[hydrater]

I used to be a pornstar, until I took an arrow in the knee

[SammyWinters442]

Ahhh...... you have to love Happy Harry :)

[MRSketch09]

This was actually kind of funny.

[gorgeousaur]

I love the fact that the directors take so long to finally say cut:

"Okay, Hal's out finding animals to kill and the chick is tied up, but it COULD still lead to sex!... oh, nope, now he's shoving bacon in her mouth. Cut!"

"Okay, we've hijacked an experimental space shuttle and are flying close towards the sun, but this could lead to being the best porno ever!... oh, nope, he opened the bay doors and the chick is as good as dead now... Cut!"

[mault1998]

idk why im looking up porn on youtube when google is right there

[Tynanboyle96]

my computer was blasted as soon as the first few seconds started playing and the entire house heard it.

[Mariofan3425]

he could cut off an give her penises to eat but I don't think you can animate that on youtube.... can you?

[unearthlyenemy]

@Mariofan3425 Actually, I viewed a video of Gears of War where the entire phallus was exposed for 2 whole seconds. Don't think it's taken down yet.

[TheIronman1995]

Wait.... why did they wait until they were in space to say cut????

[Doraxan]

Okay... Why does the director keep letting him f**k the script up? -_-

[hellowize]

i was a porn star once, then... »»───(knee)───►

[shadowC10ne]

The answers to the problems on the classroom board: z = 3.9496... and y = 8.8391...

I'm guessing the y in the first problem is 7.1.

[Yaaaaaahh]

@shadowC10ne Thank you! You fucking saved my life. I love you.

[shadowC10ne]

@Yaaaaaahh Oh, pish posh, you know you like it! ;D

[Orpund117]

@shadowC10ne wrong z is 9.16...

[shadowC10ne]

@Orpund117 z isn't the hypotenuse so it's z = sqrt(y^2 - x^2). Not +.

[cjwright79]

@shadowC10ne Asperger's too huh...

[shadowC10ne]

@cjwright79 Hardly, although having Asperger's wouldn't be that bad because one would have higher than usual intelligence. This is just a simple trig problem.

[223Mrdrew]

@shadowC10ne actually haveing aspergers synbrome would suck. theres a kid in my class with it, and he's 30 pounds overweight, mentally retarded, and just completley wierd and friendless.

[shadowC10ne]

@223Mrdrew Wow. Go figure. I read about it on the net and it says that those with asperger's syndrome are either into science or computers, etc.

[MinecraftPro15]

@shadowC10ne Wow! Thats so true. I have it and im into both :D

[Pdiminator]

@cjwright79 Same

[comet83370]

@shadowC10ne nerd



[Achilles940]

That look at 1:10? I had that same expression watching this video.

[ubermonkey37]

He may be misinterpretive but he built a freaking SPACE SHIP! Get this man a PhD!

[gaodargon]

@ubermonkey37 i think he allready has a pretty huge dick since he is a pornstar

[itsSammich]

@ubermonkey37 Who says HE built that space ship.

[Cataclysm131]

1:24 "i forget what im doing here" face

[SonicVersusMario]

1:03 HEY.... you forgot your shoe

[chunkyloverv2]

THE SUN RLY

fuck harry u r awsome

[bboyksr]

i liked it.. then disliked it only cus of the ending..

[bboyksr]

hahahhahaaaaa

[Trasyu]

better title for this would be 127 Awesome :P

[kittykittynyaanyaa]

I genuinely enjoyed the high heel falling off the woman's shoe and hurling into the sun after its owner. :3

[demonwitch123]

lol derp

[drizzydraker12]

i search porn and found this

[MrFiDeL101]

HURRY MORE BACON!!

[MegaDanieldavis]

i was going to Misinterpretive the top comments but i toke an arrow to the knee

[TheGonzaPoker]

this is what it must be like to work with bruce willis in cop out - kevin smith was right... :p

[LittleSheikah]

Must have a lot of budget to go out space.

[MesersNavJak]

he could have used another animals d**k instead. that is how i would misinterpret it

[Reikaenkami]

Poor Hal! that last one did make sense! But you were wearing a trout outfit instead of a salmon one!