Al Qaeda Video Translation, Part I

[loxleymendoza]

Very funny video .. keep it up

But what is really ironic is that some are defending murderers with guns . Then they threaten you with violence while maintaining islam is peaceful.

If they are peaceful why all the guns? (Google) Dutch author Theo Van Gogh.. they murdered him,an unarmed man for daring to speak out against islam. Cowards! unless you think it takes courage to kill unarmed people.. do us a favor and get out of the western world and take your 15th century ideas with you

[potatochips65]

heey wats the name of the song at the begining?????

[Conan568]

@XxFightinDirtyxX

That's sad for you.

Are you retired at 50 and the owner of 22 acres of prime real-estate right on the edge of a growing city?

I am.

[jocasio1976]

ITS ALL GO, STILL GOOD DAY, CHICAGO,NY, LA, DC,MILITARY TIMES 5.

[gulis4u]

Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America?

A. None, American Liberals can do it all by themselves, thank you.

[hey3184]

These people lack clothing and weapons. American soldiers are STRUGGLE hunters.

[NFsHarveyp1]

HAHA!! ITS NOW CRISS CROSS APPLE SAUCE!!!

[viper9172]

@Alnfaie511 indeed death to islam wait,you said death to america? well than look out yo window bitch NUKE'EM



[Killerjosh89]

this guy needs to smoke some weed lol

[ramrodix]

@Alnfaie511  Death to all muslim Faggots/.... chew our shit and fuck ur ass in hell.

[thuglife01]

You people are soooo fucking dumb...how the fuck can you call terrorists Muslim? You ignorant fucks your fighting terrorists that use Islam as an excuse too kill, Islam doesn't teach to kill unless your lifes at stake so if you think Muslims suck ur dick think again faggot

[iznadkasine]

muslims suck our dicks.......OSAMA IS DEAD JUST LIKE HALF OF MILION MORE IN WARS AFTER 9/11 HAHAAHAHAH

[burninghalls]

@iznadkasine

Osama is Obama

Obama is Osama

its just a used name in order for americans corrupt government to kill there own people you will see when the NWO reveals themselves

[RMD343]

Haha funny camel jockeys

[teed666]

Faggot Muslum scum...... Where's your gay Osama now??? Fuck Teaching tolerance too, Lets not be friends with Pakistan if you live in AMERICA thak that fucking ghost costume off and dress like women, fuck the fag allah and jesus and mohammed they all fuck each other.

666

[bubi1954]

Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.

[mkh7tj1]

@bubi1954 fuck u asshole people who do shit like that they are not even real muslims

[bubi1954]

Q: What does a Muslim do when the dishwasher stops working?

A: He smacks her across the face.

[ginger39ify]

camel jocky

[gblueslover2]

Translate THIS..Bin Laden is a dead DOG.

[mikeg7809]

We need to get a terriost and cut one of der heads off! Fuk dem

[chicogotgreen]

Hahaha. Awesome. Silly fanatics. Worse than chevy fan-boys.

[jrooksable]

anyone see black helicopters in the air?

[jrooksable]

why do morons think these people are worth following? 

[MrWHun]

Al-Qaeda is a pseudo-terrorist gang of the IDF's Mistaravim unit. The staged threat videos come from IDF-Rita Katz siteintelgroup.

Am I the only one with 2 brain cells capable of logical thinking in this brave new world of ours?

[jrooksable]

@MrWHun at least we know you only have 2 brain cells

[MrWHun]

@jrooksable

Why? Do you seriously believe there is an islamic terrorist organization called Al-Qaeda hating the Americans' freedoms, wanting to plant the horsehair and crescent moon flags on the old White House (the recent Brown House), implementing sharia? Mistaravim means "play an Arab", as in Arab terrorist. If the Sayeret Matkal pseudo groups can convince the Arabs that they are one of them, surely they can convince the American TV-viewers, don't you think?

[MrWHun]

@jrooksable

Also if you planned terror attacks against an enemy with unlimited resources to hunt down and punish you, would you tell it in advance to all the world to see in a video, showing your face so they can identify you easily? Allegedly after a few years of torture suffered at Guantanamo Bay? No.

You do such thing if you are a paid actor, or if you have the highest security clearence.

This is what these fake videos produced by siteintelgroup is worth.

I just laugh. This is pseudo-terror.

[CROBlackDEvil]

OK!

Im not an Arab, but you call them ALL terrorists?

Yes, there are terrorists, who rape and kill, but AMERICANS SHOWED UP THERE FIRST (because of oil probably) and started killing people, and that people took guns and started shooting at US troops and U CALL THEM TERRORISTS?

IF I am wrong, correct me, but if u will write comments "u are dickhead, motherfucker", I wont reply XDDDD

IF they want to kill each other, let them do it, they are unstopabble!

Al qaida has countless members now, why?

[mrstixx666]

yo i hope all you arabs die you faggots

[bigj687]

Everytime I hear him say "beware infidels, our highly specialized military training enables us to perform really superhuman feats your precious navy SEALs can only dream of" I start laughing hysterically

[shadbizness]

AM MR MOHAMMAD FROM MAURITIUS IN THE INDIAN OCEAN AND AM BEING TORTURED BY AN HINDU SATANIC SECT SINCE 3 YEARS BECAUSE AM A MUSLIM.OUR CHILDREN ARE IN DANGER IN MAURITIUS.THE JUMMAH MOSQUE WHO REPRESENT MUSLIMS IN MAURITIUS KNOWS ABOUT THIS ISSUE.MUFTI ISSHAQ,MAULANA KEENOO AND OOTHER IMAAM KNOW ABOUT THIS AND GAVE ME WAZIFA.PLEASE ASK DOAH FOR US AND SPREAD THIS MESSAGE AROUND THE WORLD.THERE ARE HINDU SATANIC SECT IN MAURITIUS.ISLAM WILL BE VICTORIOUS.ALLAH O AKBAR.ALLAH O AKBAR.

[nevskixx]

When I come to power I'm gonna cut off their finger!! That might stop them from talking!?

[willyham72]

there comin so what are you gonna do wen they turn up in your street il tell you what hide under your bed 

[thegr8pulido]

For all you hicks there's nothing wrong with being islam or from any particular muslim clan. ALL people of ALL heritage have commited unspeakable acts of hate and even sheer stupidity.

[wolves532]

Sorry, vs

[wolves532]

Ragtag army bs SEALS and Isreali Commandos.

[leonarddaccardi]

i'm gonna buy my self a machine gun and shoot these fugly useless bags of shit as soon as they come within 50 yards of me.

[persephone112993]

lmao

[Flazix1]

Respect for the enemy or no enemy in the end only people died

[feonguy]

my bro says that they are kicking al qaedas asses but in Afghanistan 4 me we r not we r getting our asses kiicked

[r0fr]

fuck you !!!

i love al-qaede andall muslim love him

[Usgah]

thumbs up if you agree

[Usgah]

its not the islam its the rulers, muslim are not bad they can become bad, they grow up with the hate to jews and america i dont blame the muslim i blame binladen arafat, bush and all those rulers and you know why? they've been telling you what to do and most of al lies bush dindt tell lies but was just a stuprid idiot, every one says islam is bad, but it aint its the people who have grown up with lies and hate thats what i wanted to say, alqaeda are the bad guys but who made them bad guys?rulers

[MrHighroller420]

FUCK YOU TERRORIST MOTHER FUCKERS YOU GUYS ALL ARE RUINING THE WORLD STUPID SAND NIGGERZ !!!!!!!!!!

[armydoc115]

I'm American, a combat vet, medically retired due to an insurgent sniper in Iraq. Know what? I don't blame him. I love my country and have no regrets about my service, but we don't belong in Iraq. Afghanistan, yes. I spent close to 6 years in Muslim countries, and the vast majority of Muslims are peaceful, kind people. Islam is a religion founded on peace. Most Muslims have told me the same thing; I don't hate Americans, I hate your government." No shit. So do most of us!

[werekilledbycowards]

i think u went over his voice.......he is actually talking about how bave american soilders are when they aint got air strikes saving there ass's

[acab016]

ac-130 sould fix them all hahaha

[1donrezo]

im christian but im sure islam its not bad religion. Just some people are extremist :)

[issyk]

hey guys dont talk about islam if you dont know about it

look at the world most of the cristians whos researching the islam become a moslim so stop talking bad things about the islam

dont belief everything that they told you

if you whantto be sure seach it for your self

ore are you afraid to be one

i am a muslim i go to church and i am not afraid we muslims have a real heart for our relegion do you have that to

i did read the bible can you do that

than try it you will love it

[elnasser35]

dummy pagans,,slaves of the jews,u all sound the same with ur comments,this just shows how ignorant u r,pagans.

[korefighter]

lol!!! i love how they say "highly specialised training"

Israeli commando's shit all over them.

[mruddhav]

MAA ki CHUT tere...lauda chhinaal kaa bhadvaa.....lund kaatungaa tera...INDIA aake toh dikha..

[rickbar123]

LOOK UP

its a bird

its a plane

Its a F 22 comming to drop some American kick ass on you.

[janTdec]

Al Qaeda makes me, who is a Buddhist, suspect all Muslims and Arabians as terrorists. Am I wrong?

[roarthwo]

Not all Muslims are terrorists but Islam is a totalitarian ideology which sanctions terrorism as a way to achieve its goals.

[MujahidBomber]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

State that calls itself the most powerful nation in the world and get help from sixty countries around the world can not defeat al-Qaeda?! "Very funny"

When your troops suffered losses and defeats, you feel insulted and then you said Osama bin Laden's "Made by America" """Old joke""

Stupid Americans.

[Paperst37]

lol these fuckers are probably dead

[dms040382]

I don't understand? So everyone else is an infidel, but the ultimate goal for those who follow this radical islamic interpretation of the Koran, is to die and have an orgy? I think I am now more confused then they are.

[gmcjetpilot]

People are in denial. Realize ISLAM is not a religion of peace. (Daa) The "moderate" Muslims are not on a Jihad against the Infidel DESPITE islam.

The Terrorist ARE MUSLIMS, real 100% islamic followers of mohammad and are doing what he did 1400 yrs ago. The stated goal of Islam, as written in Quran and shown by their actions today & historically:

All submit or die or make Jews & Christians subservient Dhimmi paying jiyza.

World domination, "Fight to make all religion for ALLAH." Q8:30

[gmcjetpilot]

TheNoseOnYourFace you are hilarious.

This is the answer to Islam and islamofascist idiots, MOCK and RIDICULE THEM. The Devil hates to be mocked.

Islam exist by ignorance and fear. We have nothing to fear of a backwards idiotic flawed and false ideology based on hate, intolerance and Jihad for martyr death and a pagan sex orgy with 72 virgin women and 300 virgins boy sex slaves.

Islam will die a slow death. It will never die completely becasue there where all ways be evil.

[Vulfi93]

What's wrong with a sex orgy?

[gmcjetpilot]

"What's wrong with a sex orgy?"

That is a dumb question you can answer. However in the context of ISLAM and it's 1400 year history of violence from 622AD to present day, is in part due to the ideology of SEX ORGIES IN THE AFTER LIFE PARADISE 100% guaranteed for warriors (Jihadist) fighting for allah. No where in Islam is there promise of salvation. Being a martyr is the only assurance. Most of the quran has rules and laws, that if you slip up, might doom you to hell.

(Continued)

[Vulfi93]

Answer readily given: Nothing is wrong with it.

[gmcjetpilot]

Nothing wrong with sex orgy's with slaves, to encourage killing? Read the quran.

Sex for men in heaven Quran: 52:20,22,24 and 56:17,22,67,69 and 76:19 and 52:24 (sex w/ boys)

Youtube videos, cut paste '=ID' into YouTube search:

>>muslims kill their kids for sex (must see whole thing but gets good at 1:40) =ZXWGWaQ9Bko

>>72 virgins in the Muslim heaven? (watch it all but gets good at 1:00)

=6bosvWzHEr4

>>sura 65:4 marry 9 yr olds, only sodomy for young ones

=5-1KQW2tYoo

[gmcjetpilot]

(Continued)

Mohammad's new religion stalled in the first 10 years. Jews knew Mohammad was not a messiah or prophet. Christians knew he was full of shit and did not know anything about God or the Bible written (but not in Arabic) 300 years earlier, and pagans could not be bothered. SO MOHAMMAD started raiding caravans. He incentivize his followers with two promises, one of loot and slave woman they can rape, and if they die a pagan sex orgy with slave girls and boys in after life.

(Continue)

[gmcjetpilot]

The Bible is written 2000 yrs before Mohammad. The Bible written by 40 authors divinely inspired from 1400 BC (Moses) to 90 AD (John the Baptist), we know who, where, when and why they wrote. Miraculously THEY ALL FIT! We have original manuscripts, Dead Sea Scrolls to the Codex, in Hebrew, Greek & Aramaic. The Bible fits w/ ancient historians accounts & anthropology. Muslims have ONE crazy Arab who heard voices, going against all before. The quran is full of errors, contradictions & plagiarisms.

[Vulfi93]

If you read the Bible, you will find that it was written with as much a centrist view as possible back in the BC's in order to cultivate as many followers from as many backgrounds as possible. Why do you think it was so easy to convert hundreds of thousands, eventually millions? Also, a good god would give wine and niceties and orgies, a thing that old testament asshole denied everybody but himself, and slaughtered anybody who opposed him. He killed millions more than Satan ever will.

[gmcjetpilot]

I have read and studied and prayed on the Bible for 25 years. You have never read the bible and don't know the first thing about the Old or New Testament.

Please give Book, Chap and verse to what you are referring to. There is a big difference between OT and NT, Jesus Christ. Please run along troll and get an education of get a job.

[gmcjetpilot]

(Continued)

If mohammedans don't die in battle, they get 80% of the loot, mohammad got 20% (it's in the quran). If they die they get a pagan sex orgy in the after life, sex slaves with wine. Does this sound like its from God? This is satan dangling the carrot to murder and be a martyr, #1 reason terrorist kill their self and innocent people today. Any one not WITH JIHAD is against it (even muslims) and therefore not innocent and open to attack and being murdered. Does this sound good to you?

[gmcjetpilot]

Mohammad found he could motivate people to murder for him, very much like any cult, like Charles Manson & his followers.

Martyrdom, DEATH for Allah a strong motivation. Islam doesn't have a message of salvation through Faith in Jesus Christ alone. Muslims must jump through pagan rituals, "good deeds" (but never for non muslims). There's little assurance it's ever enough, but quran says DIRECT TO PAGAN SEX ORGY for Martyr suicide bombing, which isn't brave. It's sick, cowardly and evil.

[jessedudezx]

cool story bro.

[itachi155]

Nice to see nosy jews jumping into conservations that do not involve them....as always, jews should really not be talking as hey are arab wanna-be's they live in the same area, and lived the same way for a long time, true in Islam is states that you should live simple lives, and its true, i wonder what amazing things techonolgy has done. I visited your page, nice bullshit you got going on there, haha enjoy hell.

[itachi155]

constitution*

[itachi155]

who let the jews out? lmao

[fghnpoma]

LOL that was great!!!

[hkct45]

FREAKIN HILLARIOUS!!!

5 STARS & FAVED

[slowshineymetal]

hilarious.....theres humor to be found in even the most deranged individuals.

[babykissesx3]

A little tip for your viewers- It is an old term that is incorrect to call Jihadddies "Rag heads" -Let it be known, actually is a small sheet (not a rag) So therefor--More proper to address as "Little sheet heads"--Thank you --and continue enjoying this viewing pleasure~~

[ShameOnLibs]

this has been very educational....i feel i know the language now....body language that is. lol. 5 stars!

[ProKILLER91J]

hahhahahhhahahahahaahahhahha shiptars

[TheNoseOnYourFace]

Zakaria-- I'm not sure what you're so upset about. We provide this translation as a service to people. Sheesh.

[Bentompvp]

أغلق يمارس الجنس حتى كنت الأوباش المسلمين ، الذهاب قنبلة كنت تملك سخيف البلاد وقتل الناس الخاصة بك. ونحن لا أميل إلى اتباع طرقك بنت ، لدينا الحق في اختيار ، نكاح اللة في الحمار داعر CUNTS باكي أنت

[zakaria9876]

fuck you americans the happy is who laughs last,these men when they talk the fuel go up, and borsa goes down, with these men we will kill you all bitches, WAIT WE ARE WAITING TOO, WE ARE THE SONS OF THOSE WHO FILLED THE WORLD WITH JUST. AND IF IT WASNT FOR TRAITORS IN OUR COUNTRIES YOU WILL ALL BE FUCKED. GIVE YOU GOOD NEWS AMERICA, JEHAD WILL STAY FOREVER. SO DONT EVER THINK YOU WILL LEAVE IN OEACE, PLUS YOU RE COUNTRY IS ALREADY BANKRUPT. WE WILL FIGHT YOU EVEN IF YOU RISE TO THE SKYallahakbar

[seriouslytryit]

Take a chill pill mother fucker

[rford191]

I guess we just got to get rid of you all, then, huh?

[Conan568]

Says the guy forever stuck in the fuking 7th century and living in a 3rd world Islamic sh1thole..

Yaba daba doo, allah suc donki dik.

[itachi155]

lol? "allah suc donki dik?" your so clever. tell me did you come up with taht yourself? or did a 4 year old tell you

[Conan568]

It's in the Koran.

[itachi155]

whats the "koran?"

[Conan568]

Toilet paper.

[itachi155]

oh nonono tolietpaper is the contitution for the united shitholes of fuckmerica

[Conan568]

Wrong again, toilet paper is a Muslim's left hand.

That's why they stink so bad.

As for America, Hadji's like to run it down, but they'd sell their sister's into slavery to live there.

[itachi155]

lol ya your one to talk, america is the dirties filties country in the world, you filty pigs dont need to worry about toleit paper you just live in your own shit. Funny you should talk about salvery because america enslvaed over 100 million africans by going to africa kidnapping them and brining them back as cotton pickers. lol you dont know anything your another uneducated redneck, who results to insults because he has no valid arguements, now go do your sister and breast feed your retarted kid

[Conan568]

You're right about the slaves, but what you forgot to mention is it was Muslim Slave traders who wiped out entire tribes gathering the slaves.

Then they sold them to the Western slave traders.

They're still doing it to this day.

As far as me being an uneducated Redneck goes, you fail again.

I have a university degree in network administration, and graduated with a B+ average.

My IQ is above 130, and I'm a millionaire.

I make a living collecting rent from Losers like yourself.

[itachi155]

took you long enough to make up that lie, anyway yes muslims enslaved many infedels such as your self, salves of war, you continue that to this day, guantinimo bay? sure its closing but not closed yet, someone with an iq of 130 would not have a B+ average much higher...so you fail again pathetic lying cunt, took you 1 1/2 hours to come up with that?? lol millionaire ya im sure, collect rent from western losers? sounds like your decribing me, hahaha

[wannaplayarmy]

@Conan568 so your a millionaire with nothing else to do but troll on youtube videos?

[iPhuckSlow]

@Conan568 A millionaire? That's a bit over exagerating(mis-spelled) for someone who likes to debate on youtube.

[sahme4]

@Conan568 Are you an American?

[noobie0003]

@Conan568 your a millionaire? of all the fucking lies ive seen on youtube this has to be the funniest one. HHAHAHAHA thanks man you gave everyone who read your comment a great laugh. perfect example of the stupidity and ignorance of people on the internet

[ytsmackdowner]

@Conan568 your IQ is about 10-20

[bobthebuzztard]

zakaria9876, silence!!! i kill you!!! allahsucksdick

[flutestar51]

Great job! Hilarious! 5 stars!

[tmlillie925]

Great job. LOL. My son just got back from Iraq and I think it is sad when we are more concerned with war prisoners than the safety of our military.

[TheNoseOnYourFace]

I couldn't agree with you more. Thanks for the comment and thanks to your son for his service to our country.

[SPYRESPARKER]

@TheNoseOnYourFace ...Service to your country? your corrupt, evil world policing country? Fuck your country and anyone stupid enough to fight for it

[tankcommander94]

@tmlillie925 Is it right for you sons to torture and shoot innocents, just because they are told to? Dont they have a conscience? No well that is a statement for about 85% of Americans. You are all too busy watching your 'glorious' US cavalry films and think you can own the world! Fighting Tyranny and oppression? That is the biggest lie in history! You are all a bunch of brainwashed, patriotic children who are statistically hated by 60% of the world! Not so big now are we?!!?!?!

[WhyteHoodNegra]

amazing just fuckin hilarious

[philblunt420]

ROTFL, stairway to allah

[KufrAkbar]

"croupiers of death" -- good one!

[sweetbilly]

lol "I don't know what you've been told but spooning with goats never gets old" LMAO!! Good stuff.

[noslits25]

criss cross applesauce-too funny

[FrankCastlez]

hilarious!

[JohnR22926]

Obama won the election and if he wants to shut down Gitmo that's just fine with me.

I can tell you one thing though. If even one of these terrorist fuckers winds up back on the battlefield and it's proven that he killed US military/civilians it will be a disaster for Obama.

By all means, shut down Gitmo...just make fucking well sure none of the murderers get a chance to murder again.

[3martijns]

Do you read or watch the news? At least 62 are back fighting. Do you understand Jihad? To them it lasts forever - until the whole world worships their evil, or dies.

[JohnR22926]

3mart: Yes, I'm aware that some realeased from Gitmo by Bush went back to fighting. And it's unacceptable. IMO if Obama releases them (whether immediately or following BS trials in the US where the terrorists have shyster lawyers get them off), he'll pay a heavy political price for it.

And I agree there's no reasoning with islamic fundamentalists. They're fanatics.

[Tubemaster888]

Way too Funny! Great Video! Keep em comming!

[RestrainedNoMore]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[usgop]

"I don't know what I've been told..but spooning goats never grows old"....

Notice how we can attack from the left..now from the right..now left..now right!

Uh-oh..leg cramp..leg cramp!

This video is great..so funny! Please make more. LOL!!

[PukuTheBear]

You had me going until you got to the translation "criss-cross apple sauce".

That is the name of the macarena the do before they dentonate.

[joedoufu]

LOL!

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!!

[rebelstang]

You Betcha!

Who Let The Jews Out!

I.D.F.'s

Kicking Some Major HAM-ASS ,NOW!

Praise The LORD and

Pass The Ammunition!

islam, IS THE ENEMY, OF US ALL!

Even, thier own!

Dio Vindice!

[ToddWentworth]

stairway to allah! heheheheheheh!

who let the jews out? heheheh!

-Todd

[hooah213]

Great vid!

[GiovannaNYC]

We can make an exchange..we give them Harry Reid, Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi for one Al Qaeda member

[AmericanBNP]

Pure brilliance ! That was hilarious !

[philblunt420]

ROTFL

[SocietyIsToxic]

kiiiiiiiiick aaaaaaassssss

[philblunt420]

I wonder if they got that headgear they're wearing from resturants, I've seen those table cloths before.

[SocietyIsToxic]

picnic basket liners

[philblunt420]

LOL

[LadyCitizen]

lmao 5 stars and faving

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

I love the videos you guys make

5/5 make more

[NAGGERNUTZ]

Classic! TNOYF... you guys are awesome!

[geargemartin]

i laughed so hard, i think i pooped a little.

[crazyforcrowe]

LOL

[rustygaver]

Too Funny!

[PatriotMcCain]

"I don't know but I've been told,

spooning goats never gets old!"

XD LOL! Ha ha ha ha!

[crazyforcrowe]

THANKS FOR THE SHARE, Patriot! THIS IS SO BAD ASS! LOVE IT! AWESOME>>AND HILARIOUS!

[PatriotMcCain]

LOL!

[suspendmeassholes]

Notice how we can attack from the left.... the right..... now the right again.

Bwahahahahaha, hilarious!

[onecelticwarrior]

LMFAO

fucking scumbags want to see Allah,we should do everything in our power to honour their request immediately.

[ninanwk69]

Keep these fuckers off of US soil!

Great video you guys:)

[SPYRESPARKER]

@ninanwk69 keep them off u.s soil? when american soldiers get the fuck outta everyone else's country then u can say that shit

[SPYRESPARKER]

@ninanwk69 keep them off u.s soil? when american soldiers get the fuck outta everyone else's country then u can say that shit