Synthetic Muso-Regurgative Composition

[fenderguitargirl]

" I don't know whether to fart or die!" John I love you!!! :D

[GoingCamando20]

god that was brilliant

[PwnYouAtSoccer]

4:20 where the truck did the pick go??

[GoingCamando20]

@PwnYouAtSoccer he's not using a pick just his forefinger and thumb

[CarlosPringle]

Wow... I'm gonna experiment with this method lol.

[Jbrady911]

what kind of telecaster is he playing?

[reemabadge]

hes very interesting

[danielstuartblues]

"I dont know whether to fart or die"

[therichardchannel]

The sad thing is this acutally sounds good.... John can shit out catchy hooks.

[buddyhagan]

You seem like a fun guy John.  Not a big fan of all your bomb tracks, but I swear, you'd be a guy to hang out with and have a good time; musically and otherwise.

[buddyhagan]

@buddyhagan Not to mention, the Brent Mason signature is an amazing ax.

[ilkecoolaidandclnbts]

I am just about to sort of, uh espose my song writing methodology.

[sarahccc1]

Grotesque Accidents, Streetfights, Kimbo Slice, Work Injury, Turbine Mishap, NSFW. God I love John 's tags.

[iamthenewkid]

most people will just see the drunkness and not understand the genius that he's displaying

[SeanLasVegas13]

lol the tags are hilarious "Grotesque" "Streetfights" "Kimbo" "Slice"

[1976cyclist]

John I got that exact same Brent Mason Valley Arts guitar!! And I love it!!

[madtairam]

You guys were UBER bored...LMAO.."fart or die"

[TheSpearsProductions]

What is that guitar? It reminds me of a Suhr Tele or an G&L ASAT.

[anneso1511]

he's scares me... lol

[AnaMenendez05]

John, that guitar is GORGEOUS!!!!

[DavidMcClatchey]

so this was actually made into a song...compare JM's 2:55-3:05 with 1:47-1:55 of The Cab's "Bad"

[novanine9]

What kind of a pa system are you using for this room. I'm looking into the Bose l1 system for my coffee shop gigs.

Also, I noticed that you use shure dynamics...have you tried the the shure sm9 and what is your opinion on condensers for live gigs

Thanks!

p.s. - the song sounded great when you started to change the chords around.

Really inspires me

[novanine9]

That's a really great idea!

Your talent shines on any medium. the musical touch and voice.

I appreciate that you released a tiny bit of you in songwriting action.

Rare glimpse

[rgl3ma57]

why hasn't he turned this into anything? It's so catchy!

[RipuBhatia]

wow thats amazing!

[jubiscleusa171]

Is it october yet?

[geezloueeze]

@jubiscleusa171 That was funny!

[avkwmusic]

shows he knows what hes talking about :D

[isabela0293]

John Mayer is sooooo funny!!!!!

[Pstrings3]

From Lover to brother. Oh yeah!

[zaretix]

This is genious!

[xxkevox]

"I'm gonna go buy myself a pair of sneakers cuz that just paid for it." HAHA

[iiDahl]

Hahaha. look at the tags... John Mayer NSFW Grotesque Accidents Streetfights Kimbo Slice Work Injury Turbine Mishap

[MCEnchilada]

john mayer on a tele????

[rgl3ma57]

i can't get this out of my head!

[natezach97]

im gonna go buy myself a pair of sneakers.. because that just paid for it!

[YolondaHayes]

U2 ain't american...

[bjhMus1C]

@YolondaHayes but their albums/songs have been distributed by american labels. they may not be an american band, but they salvage in america.

[pavo491]

@YolondaHayes they're not?



[YolondaHayes]

@pavo491 No, they aren't, they're Irish.

[iplayguitar420]

GENIUS!!!!

[joannapearl]

Oh John... This is how we do it! Great minds think alike... Speaking of like, you get a thumbs up xoxo

[TheAngelJC]

I just raped the replay button so badly.

[rgl3ma57]

fucking BRILLIANT.

[rollthedicemd]

RIP michael jackson

[AlecxDeeMusic]

Johnny is always so brilliant.

but I hate him for having long fingers, can't do some chords he's playin'.. :(

[KCVolcom]

Weird how he starts singing Billie Jean in G minor over the major chord.. then he changes it to the same key as the other songs.

[BrittniePrice]

Brilliant. I am literally a die hard fan, and I am always pretty awestruck at the way that John carries himself. Well done, my friend.

[TheSkinParade]

listen to U2's Peace of Earth, and Heartbreak Warfare. Same vocal melody

[TheWasabiNoodles]

"I'm going to go buy myself a pair of sneakers, because that just paid for it."

Classic John!

[MariTucker1]

I love the face he does when he realises that the singing and guitar doesn't go :L

[CramProud]

wish that was on battle studies >=(((((((((

[boarderboy22p]

why does he have a whole sound system in his front room?

[CramProud]

@boarderboy22p believe he rented the house to record "battle studies"?

[bjhMus1C]

@boarderboy22p he made his last record at his house

[ModernDayArt]

I must admit, I'm totally trying this. It's truly hilarious and quite the spectacle

[bulldogsforeva]

lol i wonder how the hell u came up with edge of desire hahahaha this is sweet

[MichaelDamaniMusic]

OHHHHH. that's why it sounded kinda weird in the beginning of the song. billie jean is in a minor key. i guess he noticed that and then changed the melody. good ears john

[jallis12]

@MichaelDamaniMusic agreed.

[bjhMus1C]

that's John Mayer for ya :p

[TheGuitarguy64]

Awesome

[8099thomasm]

the tags are so funny!!turbine... slice!! amazing!

[BluezHarpKing]

@8099thomasm thus far hes done a pretty good job of few people finding this channel if you ask me.

[MrsLautner4lyf]

@8099thomasm Haha I just saw that too

[cheerkat428]

john mayer is the best singer/songwriter to ever walk this earth!

[offdylan]

this man is a f'n genius

[dnnysrock]

What do you do when you drink a little bit on a Friday night, go out and dance? You know what I do? I stay home and CHANGE THE WORLD

that line just killed me.

billie jena is in f# i think

[dnnysrock]

What do you do when you drink a little bit on a Friday night, go out and dance? You know what I do? I stay home and CHANGE THE WORLD

that line just killed me.

[tylerdavisss]

has anyone else noticed the completely random tags for the video? kimbo slice? really?

[CramProud]

this song wasn't on battle studies =(

[JRindie]

The chord progression is: G, Am, Em, F

I'll follow his advice and write a song with this progression with the lyrics of 3 other great hits

[thephamcookiemonster]

@JRindie What kind of progression is that? I, II, VI,.....?

[Netclash]

intercourse, if you will.

[Netclash]

intercourse, if you will.

[estherr0]

his mind is a lightbulb .briliant. good for us bad for him.

[andrela7]

Sorry John but I don´t see any difference between this and your normal state, I mean you ´re always that funny

[MelleB90]

I've never heard someone pronounce 'small' in such a hilarious way. At 0:36

[Goodtimes1333]

he's so smacked, /blaZed, look at his pupils, /johns a beast

[funtyhme]

Espose could be a word.... maybe from the French root. Espose'. All you have to do is add an accent and pronounce it with a long "a" at the end. :-)

On a lighter note....I normally stay home Friday nights...drink beer...and strangle notes.

JM

[thephamcookiemonster]

does anyone know chords?

[mike080872003]

what kind of guitar is john using in this video? 

[The8ighthBit]

@mike080872003 all i can tell you is that its some kinda telecaster

[drummerboynano17]

@mike080872003 telecaster

[kevinmw57]

@mike080872003 It's a Valley Art Brent Mason signature model Tele. Kind of cool to see John picking up an awesome Tele.

[lllzehcnaslll]

you guys need to see this watch?v=a0xaO5AJRsc !!!!!!!!! (O.o)

[lpchazchest]

It's not a real word...but you sounded convincing ;)

[bjhMus1C]

@lpchazchest lol and it seemed relatively accurate to what he was trying to say

[WickyGirl]

What kind of a guitar is that?

[CityStarrzz]

@WickyGirl REALLY WTF its a telecaster DUMBASS

[OwensMusic1]

@CityStarrzz Hey, not so harsh! Not everybody knows guitar names. But I play guitar, you probably do as well ,so we know.

[CityStarrzz]

@OwensMusic1 Sorry man i was just thrown by someone interested in guitars not being able to spot an icon.

[WickyGirl]

@CityStarrzz I was just trying to learn something.

[WickyGirl]

Hahaha i love this xd

[seandog1234]

Is that a valley arts guitar? I think I'm am a lot like John Mayer minus the money, because I would just buy every cool guitar I saw if I could.

[needdamoreoftht]

Hahahahaha oh my god I wanna jam with him so bad please teach me

[RecordReload]

"...I mean, the brilliance right now...I don't know whether to fart or die."

HAHAHA!

And I'm one of those people who hate using caps lock to emphasize emotion, but let me just one last time:

HAHAHAHAHA!

xD

[rockon6767b]

he is sooo blazed here

[btlolprincessbt]

John is such a funny guy,It makes me laugh whenever I watch one of his improve videos. =)

[mattp1803]

This really shows just how creative you are haha! You seem like you would be fun to just sit around and jam with!

[perkup06]

that was bad ass!n looove it!

[13SquaredTV]

And espose isn't a word but I think you meant transpose!haha!

[ajwcarmeloand2]

God thats brilliant!!

[13SquaredTV]

Wow this will help me a lot in writing my songs! Thanks!

[4TheMus1c]

chad was packing a bowl at the end i know it!! lol

thatd be sick

[hersheykissie12]

hahaha at the end "i'm gonna go buy myself a pair of sneakers!"

[hersheykissie12]

"the brilliance right now... I don't know whether to fart or die"

I kind of died laughing at that part.

[ShesNobodysFool]

This is really catchy! John Mayer, how do you do this to me? How do I fall in love with all of your songs?

[kpL7weenie]

Caught myself singing it at the doctors office. My mom told me to sush and i didnt realize i was singin it out loud. :)

[chook2148]

lol at the tags for this video.

[flammingcarrot]

this is actually a really nice made up song!

[melissastrawbridge]

This is great :)

[thecaroll]

"...the brilliance right now; I do not know wether to fart or die!" HAHAHA

[Bee000]

@thecaroll

That sentence never fails to make me laugh.

[Cbluesrocker]

how did you get a hold of this video?

[23roflcopter]

@Cbluesrocker Its john mayer :L

[oginnfy6]

the guitar is a "Valley Arts" Brent Mason signature. The original VA's were made in late 80's, early 90's...now Gibson own them. Used to make amazing super-strats.

[bragz7]

What kind of telecaster is that

[BradyVicious]

AMAZING

[alejandro8888]

best thing about this video is the tags..grotesque streetfights haha..really john..really?

[ilovejohnmayer22]

@stilnox1234

sounds awesome, thanks for the tip!

[doyouknoe]

john mayer i know your traveling around the world rite now but i will be sending a letter to one of your fan clubs its important if you read it i have alot to say im not goin yo ask u to marry me its just i have alot 2 say dnt worry i wont dog u or anything either go 2 my youtube page its kewl check it out please!!! :)

[ilovejohnmayer22]

John mayer is by far the sexiest and most talkented person i have ever listened to and seen in my life. I wanna marry him more than anything. He's amazing. This is so impressive.

[Stilnox1234]

@ilovejohnmayer22

John Frusciante

[ilovejohnmayer22]

@Stilnox1234

John Frusciante?

[Stilnox1234]

just youtube john frusciante, he is/was the lead guitarist for rhcp, in my opinion, one of the greatest guitarists/individuals that can inspire you to play amazing music

[frufair]

john frusciante and mayer both

[LuXguitaR]

A Genius!

[confidenceispower]

cutest, sexiest , most talented guy on this planet! :) freakin johns got me dreamin about him ! lol

[alejandro8888]

wasnt that all in C? I saw an Am C G F and Em...but i could be wrong...

[deadinside1]

he was playing a cshape but was a g bass note, just the bar chord for of g without a note then he moves it to d, pays a normal g then c.

[capdeelite61]

The process makes sense.. He is so cute to me!! Such dreams about him lately..dang

[yeahright123go]

OMG thats awesome

[dreno16]

i want this on my itunes!!! haha its actually an amazing song!

[geordie2001]

That was poor.

[TheDyna79]

Cutest guy alive,

a lil wacked but cute:)

[MrAliman1234]

the funny thing is that he is not kidding thats how he

writes songs..

[ocelott22]

Isn't that how everone does it nowadays? There's just so much musical influence that originality's hard to come by. Everything's pretty much been done. This dude's still a god damned beast.

[MeaganG115]

that was pretty much amazing.

[CFSpictures]

Its not even a song and its been stuck in my head all day. This man is genius, hands down genius!

[ocelott22]

lmao me too. i found myself singin this for a week. fuckin John.

[mistasmooth95]

one word, genius

[blackdea297]

haha dude, you're cracking me up here, how much did this seriously blow your mind when you jumped up off the couch and said 'OMG' and ran to your guitar to test it 3 times before saying 'OMG' again and filling in your friends. XD

[DouTheMamaDou]

thank you

[DouTheMamaDou]

what kind of guitar is that? ive been looking everywhere and havent seen it

[wilsah]

looks like a fender telecaster to me.

[WalledOut]

Nope, it's a Valley Arts (a Gibson brand). I think it's Brent Mason's model.

[asyal12]

Whoa. I thought it was a tele until i looked that up

[SeyeAdelekan]

sorry. U2 are Irish, not American. Love you john and Chad but that bit bugged be as a Brit.

[keekikins]

i keep expecting someone to peek in the window. hahaaha

[simplesmash]

Absolute genius. Awesomeness plus intelligence plus John Mayer = this piece of gold.

[johhnysmithbob]

imo it's not exactly his genius idea, but it definitely works here. sounds good.

[statenate2025]

how does he do this. that isnt possible but he just did it. good lord he has more talent in his nostral hairs than i have in my whole body

[dreno16]

this is absolutely genius. my favorite line is when he says "i mean the brilliance right now, i don't know whether to fart or die." HYSTERICAL

[pigpen3085]

dude, this is genius

[GlobalWhites]

true artist

[rockerstevenc]

where can i buy this! haha

[alanrickmanfanclub]

i love how hard jm tried to resist sniggering after saying 'intercourse'. we all know he's a child at heart!

[SuperSaiyanTeddy]

mind = blown.

sheer genius.

[FatMaro]

John's tags on these videos kill me haha so funny

[Gubby007]

@FatMaro.. i was wondering why I couldn't find this before.. lol

[timehAndGod]

John Mayer must have a lot of very nice sneakers!

[truonm]

hahaha the tags for this video are hilariously random...NSFW....kimbo slice...turbine...injury....ha­hahaha

[SinginPhil]

I imagine JM saw (and heard) this video and was embarassed of himself (just as we all are when we f up on a taped presentation in class) and have to watch it in embarrassment later...

Luckily he has a solid sense of humor. ha.

[ilikecaribou]

i believe the word you were lookng for was espouse?

ily john mayer. can't wait for ur show this thursday !!

:)

[garrettw87]

no i think he meant expose. it makes more sense that way.

[zionrocker1]

Loved it! Why did he say he could fart or die?

[tinytierney]

john mayer

musical genius

[ShannonHildebrandt]

I tried this, and it really worked for me haha, so good.

[deathbymargarita]

:) :) :) :)