Blade in Brain: Huge knife removed from head of Chinese man after 4 years

[Morthund]

Ah, I know this trick....he used to walk around for years with a knife sticking from his head to impress chicks at parties "oh, you noticed the knife sticking from my jaw, yeah it's way cool, thats a gold embossed mother-of-pearl handle"

Then he probablly got drunk and knocked the handle off getting into a taxi or something, and needed help to fish out the blade, so he's all "oh yeah, I'm a badass who fights off robbers and don't feel nothin' no matter what".....sure pal, right...

[NutJob421]

News videos are like candy. You tell yourself just one more, and you watch a whole bunch.

[Iknowsyou1]

Damnnnnn how did that blade get in he's brain but still the brain functions well

[anniekitty4000]

he's cute

[ArtymusPrime]

@anniekitty4000 huh?

[paulhunter123]

fuk i bet it hurts when u sneeze or like dont make me laugh it hurts

[thomaserossi]

That's Socialist Healthcare!

Knife in the Brain? The line is 4 years long. Stand here.

[radketuck]

How can he not realize there is a knife in his head?Fuck...must be dumb or osmething

[krazyhandz777]

Oh yeah, I have a vagina stuck on my penis for four years. You don't see me complaining. LOL

[Lucifuhrerr]

How the hell do you not know if you have a 4 inch blade stuck in your skull? O_O

[Carreins]

The human body is an amazing thing. It will adapt to anything just to survive.

Check out the knife's deterioration, just thinking how human tissue could alter the metal in such a way gives me goosebumps

[stainlesssteelprat]

He should have stuck to chopsticks!!

[paulhunter123]

@stainlesssteelprat ahahahahhaa thats funny guy! ha ha

[joeystockdale]

I feel bad for the robber! Must of been demoralizing for him to have been "fought off" despite sticking your knife in his head. lol

[rasboi]

Only in China.Shit happens

[thatwasbuttery]

ho, i do not kno how that got thea!

[mamp71]

How come he did not die with that thing inside his skull????

[sanchezzar]

yhe question how did that knife got into his skull and stay there for four years , somewhat un-believable.

[tippitytop1]

comon- this guy- HAD NO IOTA A KNIFE WASN'T BURIED IN HIS HEAD AND FACE?

[deveousdevil]

and i bet he still does math better than i do. :)

[MonkeyMagic88]

Chinese Medicine.... it took these shits 4 years to do a CT scan ?

[cnock95]

story of my life!

[Tressco]

No stainless-steel blade from Solingen, methinks...stop buying Chinese...!

[skater123267890]

plz get it out scary

[MrSeriouslynotfunny]

how can the doctors not find that for four years? x.x

[Orchyluss]

He's bullshitting about a fight with some robber...

Something else happened but he doesn't want to snitch.

[Goodfellow62]

wow, the blade is totally destoryed (0:47)... he's one tough man

[obed1g1]

and i thought i got bad migranes....

[angelthehedgehog100]

well...atleast he got his iorn anyways. =P

[AntagonisticEnemy]

Stabbing headache

[americandevil]

He probably didn't need a doctor anyways . . . ooks like his body was busy removing the blade one molecule at a time.

[americandevil]

four years of symptoms and complaints without an X-Ray or a diagnosis... this kind of incompetence is what we have to look forward to with socialized medicine.

[lk3hjduio]

No that can't possibly be Grigori Rasputin, can it?

[77rand]

I don't believe a thing of this b***t.

[xKyleProdutionx]

wtf?



[nicko198718]

fuck imagine if he got a mri scan that sucka woulda been ripped out

[Lievcocijo]

@nicko198718 naa they have made tests of flesh with implants on mri scans.. they dont move a bit

[Lievcocijo]

@nicko198718 now looking on the video again... arent those mri scans??? well it didnt get ripped of did it?

[nicko198718]

so thats where i put my good carving knife

[1019drummer]

Nice.

[Gizziiusa]

Chuck Norris has a whole set of Ginsu knives in his head, you dont see him complaining...

[xardas611]

I wonder what else he has in his body that he is un-aware of

[MiClLC]

@xardas611 I was just thinking that lol. How the hell do you not know you have a 4 inch dagger blade stuck in your head o_O?!

[ButterOnMyBiscuit]

prolly made in China

[xardas611]

@ButterOnMyBiscuit

probably in the same factory the man used to work 4 years ago at... coincidense?

[ChannelGreen2010]

Damn Yakuza

[Mikkhep]

Is it really possible to not know that you have 10 centimeter long blade somewhere up your face/head?

[internetP0PE]

This guy likes piercings

[EllyMayClampett1100]

people are right.... men are sharp minded

[Garcia72fly]

@AbuJahfar Dad?

[svyblov]

...most miracle his blood almost dissolved this stainless dagger blade...

this Chinee is an alien at least and his general brain is quite not in the head...

[internetP0PE]

@svyblov well he couldnt be a zombie because his brains were stabbed

[svyblov]

@internetP0PE

...if it wasn't a silver blade,his transmutation may be in progress right now...

[HALEterSkelter]

How in the hell is this possible. The man says that he thinks he got the knife stuck in his head when he fought off a robber 4 years ago. How is it possible not to know with 100% certainty that you have been stabbed in the head? How do the doctors not find it when he went to the hospital the first time. WTF!!!???

[internetP0PE]

@HALEterSkelter he might be a very quiet man very shy

[nebula7693]

@HALEterSkelter because this is what happens in countries with socialized medicine. A lesson we should learn now before it is too late.

[conradvink]

@nebula7693 Too right pal, most people in Canada, France, Japan, Britain, Germany etc are walking around with some form of cutlery in their heads. It's all that damned socialized medicine I tells ya.

[cerick028]

@HALEterSkelter I think he is not sure of the knife on his head because he is still alive.

[shwwnn]

a more detailed report explained. He knew he got stabbed in the mouth by the knife. But didn't know the handle broke off while the blade remained in his head. He thought the robber pulled the knife out. His mouth wound healed. Then headaches started. I guess he thought it was the long term effects of the stabbing, never thinking the blade remained in his head.

[HALEterSkelter]

@shwwnn 2 words.

Splitting headache

[internetP0PE]

wonder if his his memory was getting a little rusty

[steelee1990]

@internetP0PE the comments on this subject are hilarious.

[skatekoh]

wow thats some gangster shit

[magzire]

Guy must of been living off aspirins

[NiteStarGirl]

Mr Ni definitely was extremely lucky! But I wonder why the other hospitals he's been to over the years did not find this....if they did a CT scan, that is.

[knoa123]

the man said : i didn't know thats my brace

[knoa123]

so theres his holster

[phospheneca]

+200 heavy metal points for knife in brain

[fps4d]

NINJA FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mbeebeelove]

lmbo this was prob one of China's military experiments.lol heheheheh if it ever came down to another world war now you know the Chinaman will survive! lol

[TimTimsMusic]

he was known to have a SHARP mind.

[internetP0PE]

if there was a fork too, that docor was suspicious

[Mutleytech]

OK, how the hell did this guy not know a blade was lodged in his throat when he got in the fight with the robber? Was he drunk of his ass when it happened? I don't get it.

[fog0death]

@Mutleytech Because the blade hit his brain and caused him to blank out?

[melwanin]

@Mutleytech they say he passed out for like 3 days and when he woke up he saw like a stab wound.. but didnt knowck a 10 cm blade was stuck in his head. he felt a lump but wasnt sure.. want i find really strange is that he went to the doctors and they gave him headache pills lol

[Minuteman9112012]

Try and get that fuckin thing through a naked body scanner!

[1ZsebastianZ1]

im guessing someone stabed his throat just a little too much then pushed it in

[gode28]

knives in the head make this man speaks funny. lol

[MadXMax187]

OMG that was crazy

[thechitowncubs]

Bill Gates and Ballmer are turning to knives to advance market share now? What is next?

[MsStanleycat]

you kids crack me up with your comments... thank goodness the future has a sense of humor!

[Myaucat]

guess the blade affected the *memory* part of the brain - the guy totally *forgot* he was stabbed with a four inch blade which got stuck in his head for 4 years! un-freakn'-believable!

[xxReaverXXCerberusxx]

Sweet F*cking Mercy. Mr. Ni is one hell of lucky guy

[Modacolorist]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyuuuuuuu­uum!

[CRAKIZGOOD]

MORTAL COMBAT !!!!!!

[7eeeeeees]

holy shit

[trje246]

OMG! for FOUR YEARS!!! that is amazing i could understand only finding it after two years or maybe even three! BUT FOUR!! i almost find it hard to believe.

[catboy239]

Jesus H.P. Lovecraft!

[BabybooR33]

this just shows that the human body is amazing! dont poison yourselves with any drugs, respect yourselves.

[restlesspride666]

@BabybooR33 wtf do you know ? looolll..

[drutter]

Maybe we've all been stabbed in the brain, and maybe we all have knife blades in there. We wouldn't remember it happening, if it had. I'd better get a scan done, and I think we all should too, just in case.

[imtangent]

"he sometimes found it hard to speak coherently" - Well its all Chinese to me to. LOL

[JEDEJOMANJE]

@imtangent fucking racist i rape your family

[imtangent]

@JEDEJOMANJE i love you to

[drummerboy54100]

@JEDEJOMANJE Got no sense of humor, eh? I rape yours. HA HA

[stonewindimmortal]

He must have forgot seeing how he was stabbed in the brain.

[JohnFortman]

Just watched it the news, that's why I decided to watch this again!

Incredible!

[kawayzieboy]

He actually was in a battle with NINJAS!

[M3PanoS]

what the hell?? that's insane and he didn't suffer any brain damage whatsoever it seems like...i don't get it...

[xardas611]

he must have had REALLY bad headaches!!

[internetP0PE]

@xardas611 ye a real splitting headache lol

[blackbird309]

know some guy who got shot in the back of the head and thought it was a bad form of acne for a couple of weeks

[envanje]

With a new handle the knife can still be used !

[DJTmaq]

Wow.

[sexyjason]

China, full of surprises.

[scottandildi]

Damn, I hate when that happens!

[PanccoVanilla]

WTF!!!

[OhAnton]

at least he can never have iron deficiency.

[voidofdeath]

HOLY MOTHERFCUK! WHAT THE FCUK!?? Oo

[DerWlXx3R]

what the holly fuck ?! o.o

[DackIsBack]

The Fuck?!

[DBSpy1]

Good thing they did that in China,if he was in Russia he would have died waiting for the Vodka drunk doctors to at least be able to stand up.

[praeeo]

@UniqueleyCrazy AGREED

[Grutch]

He was known for his sharp mind. 

[praeeo]

@Grutch LOL THAT'S BAD... lol, clever :)

[locolalo1364]

@Grutch lol

[godsfool713]

@Grutch that was good

[C0DZ0R]

holy wut

[Cityj0hn]

Where's the rest of the blade?

It couldn't of been rusted because he would of died.

Did his brain feed on the steel for four years?

NomNomNomNom...

[praeeo]

it's a good thing they didn't do an MRI on him, they would have cooked him and as far as the doctors that never discovered this (or look into his complaints further), they shouldn't be able to practice medicine.

[X97531X]

wtf...he had it for 4 years??? god, poor man... love and hugs to him for sticking thru it to the end!

[yutuboslaven]

WHAT???? how is that possible??? 

[16SKB]

0:36 chainsaw

[rangedkid]

Remarkable really.

[choclatdrop16]

8-O.....

[Choowbz]

I noticed how corroded the blade was.

The question is

Was it in that condition when he was stabbed?

or was that due to the body assimilating it and breaking down the iron.

if so at that rate of corrosion it would have gone in another 20 years.

[GlobalModders]

@Choowbz yeah. thats interesting.

[Cityj0hn]

@Choowbz

Exactly what I was thinking.

Only the thing is that if it would of been rusty going in the poor man would of died really quick after the rust hit his circulatory system.

Its even more amazing that his brain NomNomNommed threw that blade so quickly!

Brain bites Blade!

[hoosierhiver]

Damn, maybe they should do a chest x-ray too.

[hoosierhiver]

@HyperBorealOperator Wow, didn't think of that!

[gmcbuses]

That guy is alright. Chinese Guy.

[mrzack888]

some fuked up shit

[TheNeuroticGamer]

I had to watch it for second time to see the pictures again... As well to see the freaking knife O_O

[mindprism]

All that money wasted on aspirin -- all for naught.

Find Jesus on a piece of toast, get rich -- find a knife in your skull, get to feel stupid.

[hmmurdock835]

he probably was just a really sound sleeper who got stabbed at night

[KalKal27]

the robber might have been a cover up for a atempted suiside. Or is this one of the things to become a ninja like in ninja assiasin??

[heqqmela]

this is flippin fake man,,, how is it possible after the fight and the knife broke n his head not to feel it and know about it,,,,, fakeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[macpduff]

Should this be filed under comedy?

He didn't know it was there?

[garrethdavis]

''Doc, I have a headache, why is this?''

[tacoman009900]

id shoot myself if i had a a blade in my head.... that man has the biggest balls to live with it

[sohcsarewicked]

russian peoples are tough , thumbs up pls

[SuperDave619]

@sohcsarewicked Idiot! It's not a Russian! It's a Chinese. But you're right. Russians are tough!

[sohcsarewicked]

@SuperDave619 It could be a russian in china now pls give me a thumbs up thnks

[MyMrMinty]

@sohcsarewicked NO

[ibislee]

How could he not know there was a huge blade in his head?!? He must have felt it stabbing into his skull at the time. Something doesn't add up.

[SlashDotDash121]

Hmm seems ok with it....

And as the saying goes...

If it aint broke, dont fix it...

[ohan4]

Chinese always survive Crap circumstances like that :P

[thekswervedirt]

That is one tough motherfucker.

[Master0gkush]

DAAAAMN!

[ZKY2]

Someone has to say it.

...HAARP.

'cause why the fuck not.

[DrQuailMan]

how would he even eat during that time? the blade looks like it goes right through his jaw.

[Nered88]

Evil USA is responsible for this !

[gmcbuses]

@Nered88 No blame it in Israel. they get blamed for everything anyway. Blame it on this. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Now that is funny.

[wtf0804]

How could you not know you got stabbed with a knife like that?

[VyseLegend]

LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wtf!?

[fia2322]

Not only how can you not know you were stabbed in the head but...

HOW THE FUCK DID THE DOCTORS NOT FIND THIS WHEN HE WENT IN BEFORE?!

[luc649]

Doctor..I often have very " sharp" migraine....UNFUCKENBELEIVABLE

[chelseagrin1992]

WTF!

[GONECRUISING72]

infreakingsane

[notpcone]

Ouch??!!!

[BMWg84]

Fake

[TrueRockNRolla]

MOTHER OF GOD

[Truthwise]

In denial maybe. Poor man. Wonderful surgeons.

[forgottenmemories63]

Look at what too much Head banging at your Local Shaolin Training Camp does to you Kids.

[TheLordgene]

so......many........questions.­........

[SimianAxiom]

That man is lucky to be alive with everything still intact and working.

[piip4]

It's evolution, dawn of the X-men

[tubeyouSachy]

How did it go inside? and how come he didnt knew this for years!! strange

[bridaks]

If i can make a little joke, I heard that the knife was really "cutting" his appetite.

Peace