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Shmoke and pancake no pipe and a crape no blong a blintz

Blunt and a Waffle?

Hookah and an oatcake? no?

BONG AND A BLINTZ!!?

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ARTCARNAVLE 2 weeks ago

oj and toast

ZOMBIEM4STER25 2 weeks ago

Hash and croissant?

guyq101 3 weeks ago

that's not right.

neysito3 4 weeks ago

I could really go for a waffle now

TheShanahand 1 month ago

They spelled it wrong. It's SCHmoke and a pancake. Duh.

xAriMCRAddict 1 month ago 16

@xAriMCRAddict That's german, man in dutch 'sj' is a 'sh' sound.

CzechoslovakiaRules 3 days ago

This has got to be the worst attempt at a fake dutch accent I've ever heard.

RogerVhees 1 month ago

@RogerVhees then you get the joke. grats

billytamer 2 weeks ago

I was saying "Smoke and a pancake" and forgor what movie it was from

k9feces 1 month ago

Im not gonna lie... The waffle and the cigar seems tempting...

NamelessSolider 1 month ago 4

U had me @ bong & a bliste

Holland nest year )

blacklab27 1 month ago

Shmoke and a pancake haha

MRFCKJEWTUBE 1 month ago

pancake and a blunt with some orange juice

GreenGoblinBlunts 1 month ago

thats not right...

0northkakalaka0 1 month ago

This is so true if none of those appeal to you

larrymcjones 1 month ago

I'm dutch and I offer my guests this all the time. it's a tradition in holland.

FlyingGold 1 month ago

@FlyingGold i know mate. shtickie en schnoep?

shittyfagg 1 month ago

alright! there are only 2 things i dont like in this world and this people who criticize other peoples cultures, and the dutch! <3

Sondritaaa 1 month ago

shiggerette XD

mcalpha3 1 month ago

he ish my friend and my lover alsho

Synthematix 1 month ago

I would have loved the cigar and a waffle.

IndianaJoker 1 month ago

shmoke n a pancake?

ZzRemorse 1 month ago

can i exchange the cigarette for the cigar in the pancake combination?

seth3556r 1 month ago

He forgot meth and a taco.

AUSTIN32798 1 month ago

English is not my mother lenguage, and I think I don't get the message.

Sure I'm missing something, its an innuendo, right?

Alfadore 2 months ago

@Alfadore yes it is an innuendo. Some people like to smoke after sex, and pancakes are a breakfast food. The term "smoke and a pancake" is suggestive of having sex and sleeping. This is why Austin is initially so surprised. He thinks Goldmember is asking if he would like to have sex and sleep over afterwards

joggingwithscissors 1 month ago 4

@joggingwithscissors Im familiar with smoking after sex, and the breakfast, but I didn't get it. Now I do and still don't find it funny.

Alfadore 1 month ago

Pipe and a crepe for me.

kewlcanadiandude 2 months ago

"Would you like a shhmoke and a pandcakke?"

Austin: :A what?"

chickennugget1027 2 months ago

Damn. Dat cigar and a waffle looks fucking delicious!

ForDahLulz 2 months ago

A pipe and crepe sounds good

DrakrSlyr 2 months ago 3

hah

YousayOh 2 months ago

i want waffle with habano. great combination.

MrAkld1000 2 months ago

No? Den dere ish no pleashing you!

selatik1 2 months ago

I used to like Pancakes, then I took a smoke to the knee....

Wildfallen 2 months ago 3

I'll take dat bong

bodyboystance2 2 months ago

god damn it... i heard this "smoke and a pancake" every fucking day at middle school. over and over agian

WALKMAN024 2 months ago 3

Id take the bong save the blins

MrAnitchrist666 2 months ago

None of those pancakes look anything like the ones we make in the Netherlands :<

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wolfluv77 2 months ago

TAKE THE FAHJAH AWAYYY

YoshiMan10 2 months ago

I don`t understand

ThePlataformer 3 months ago

@ThePlataformer He's Dutch. They're known for legalized marijuana and awesome desserts

sightseek3r 2 months ago

ill take bong and a blintz

PacMonster146 3 months ago

i like the last one best

stonecoldsnoopy 3 months ago

Syringe and oatmeal?

keepitkoolman 3 months ago 27

@keepitkoolman is there oatmeal in the syringe?

UberMetallMaschine 2 weeks ago

this was my childhood.....XD

96Broadway 3 months ago

@96Broadway Same Here Hahaha

btvanillacocacola12 3 months ago

i didnt know goldmember was played by mike... until now! i know wow!

thinker6236 3 months ago

joint and a doughnut? blunt and a poptart? hooka and a shtrudel? yeah, probably not the same, but i just wanted to add my 2 cents...

mcmackmt 3 months ago

@mcmackmt Hmm... Blueberry hookah and homemade strudel. DELICIOUS!

gbradburn1 3 months ago

@halodragonmaster you doing subtitles for the deaf?

RHBRoberts 3 months ago

That's not right... :(

MrWomplord 3 months ago

umm ya ill take the bong no blitz and uhh the pancake but no cigerate thanks (my total)215 dammit

matthewRR03 3 months ago

Would you like a smoke and a pancake? Y'know... A flapjack and a cigarette? Hmm, Alright. A Cigar and a waffle? No. A Pipe and a Crepe? No. A Bong and a Blitz? No... Then there is no pleasing you is there?

halodragonmaster 3 months ago