Cheesecake is Pie and a trick from the evil pieists. Fruitcake is another abomination created by evil forces. The pancake is a pure expression of cakieness. May your fillings be slimy a weepy you evil crustian!
you really need to think about all things cake. how could the abomination that is pancakes POSSIBLY fit into all things cake? do you see how much support you're getting from the crustians? that should tell you something right there.
you need to think long and hard about what you believe. i hope you're able to see the error of your wicked ways.
I hold to the one true Cakeist way. The way of the Pancake. I will eat some pancakes for you today. I will do so hoping that you will see the light and fluffy pancake.
The fools who blaspheme against the almighty pancake obviously don't realize that we all came from the great griddle of life! If the pancake isn't the mightiest of cakes, then why does the begging of every day start with darkness, then a morning, and thereby, breakfast?
It can only be because the panCAKE is the king of cakes!
I am not looking for support from the Crustians. It is your vile ways that must be met with the sword, I am just trying to do some housecleaning in the House of Cake before I take on your blasphemous ways.
Pancakes are the most erotic breakfast food ever conceived. I have an erection thinking of them.
biodole 2 years ago
yoget mixed with honey smeered on pitta is the greatest breakfast...shows what you know....die heretic!!!!
sleepymagpie 2 years ago
pankcakes rule
lostgirlx41052 3 years ago
Cheesecake is Pie and a trick from the evil pieists. Fruitcake is another abomination created by evil forces. The pancake is a pure expression of cakieness. May your fillings be slimy a weepy you evil crustian!
atheistliberty 3 years ago
Pancakes are a great way to start the day, and to finish the day! meat in the pancakes though, ew
kjchillz 3 years ago
French accent--Crape suesette weeth leeetle bluuu burries and daa spreenkle withaa powderredd shugaar.
NEWSTOGOD 4 years ago
At 1:40 I had to pause the vid, go into the kitchen and vent my hunger on a carrots and walnuts pie. Why am I so weak ?
italianchappy 4 years ago
"Pancakes were the beginning."
You're not implying that all other cakes EVOLVED from pancakes are you?
*puts fingers in ears* LA LA LA LA LA... I can't hear you!!!!! Save me Piesus Crust... save me from the crazy cakers...
jussts 4 years ago
No I am not suggesting any for of EVILution! I think "Developed" is a better word. Cakes developed from Pancakes.
atheistliberty 4 years ago
wrap them around sausages?!?!
... sounds a lot like a meat pie, don't it?
you really need to think about all things cake. how could the abomination that is pancakes POSSIBLY fit into all things cake? do you see how much support you're getting from the crustians? that should tell you something right there.
you need to think long and hard about what you believe. i hope you're able to see the error of your wicked ways.
frisbeesANDflipflops 4 years ago
I hold to the one true Cakeist way. The way of the Pancake. I will eat some pancakes for you today. I will do so hoping that you will see the light and fluffy pancake.
atheistliberty 4 years ago
The fools who blaspheme against the almighty pancake obviously don't realize that we all came from the great griddle of life! If the pancake isn't the mightiest of cakes, then why does the begging of every day start with darkness, then a morning, and thereby, breakfast?
It can only be because the panCAKE is the king of cakes!
All hail the pancake!
lisamariefan 4 years ago
Oh yeah, I forgot to add that ANYONE who disagrees with what I say is a LYING, HELL-BOUND PREACHER!!!
lisamariefan 4 years ago
Curse comment eating!
As I was saying...
A HELL FILLED WITH NOTHING TO EAT BUT THE HORRENDOUS, VILE, DISGUSTING PIE!!!
You may called me crazy, but I'm just trying to save your stomachs, which is obviously the center of men. Those who say the heart BLASPHEME!
lisamariefan 4 years ago
Does pie have an international day? Does cake have an international day? Quod erat Demonstrandum
ezsandler 4 years ago
Finally, a Cakeist that makes sense!! I wish all you cakeist liars spoke this much sense... but i guess that is asking too much... great video!
eddygoombah 4 years ago
I am not looking for support from the Crustians. It is your vile ways that must be met with the sword, I am just trying to do some housecleaning in the House of Cake before I take on your blasphemous ways.
atheistliberty 4 years ago
Et tu Brutus?!
Cheesecake is cake. You are an elitist cakeist, and I am thoroughly disappointed that you would perpetuate this lie F&F started.
I really thought I could trust you... I am so disappointed!
Atheistblindchick 4 years ago
I am a FUNdamentalist Cakeist. I follow the true cakeist creed and a custard pie with a GRAHAM CRACKER CRUST is not a cake.
atheistliberty 4 years ago
OMP (Oh my Pastry).
Check out my plea for unity within the Pastry, and return to the fold.
I will pray for your dough, you have been led astray by seperatists, embrace the 3rd way!
Be assured that Pastry does forgive, it is not too late!
Atheistblindchick 4 years ago
She has a personal vendetta against pancakes. Think of it more as her opinion than actual mandate.
¡Viva la crepe del chocolate!
ZackZappos 4 years ago
I dunno...cheese cake is mighty seductive.
KasparHauser4 4 years ago
Pancake are just flat cake, without all the HOT AIR.
Pie is the way.
aZeroGodist 4 years ago
And flat is beautiful. Pie and its soggy crust are abominations to pastry.
atheistliberty 4 years ago