CIA ; - failed recruits.

[maalaea]

i think CIA HR sent the wrong video.  these are actual CIA agents.

[Blahb27]

Don't fuck with those guys, they're dangerous. Any attacker runs a real risk of laughing himself to death.

[ChrisTripp]

best title ever hahahahhaa

[maalaea]

$630 billion in annual defense budget.

$14 trillion US deficit

almost 10 years of searching for 1 guy.

no bin laden!!

= CIA Fail

yet, CIA will harrass innocent citizens with gang stalking

and turn harrassment into "realitiy shows"

CIA = flunckies of the decade

darwin award goes to:

CIA!!

[InsaneJim]

one hard chop to the throat, second hard palm fist to the nose. But that was some funny stuff there.

[GfukinMills]

I really hope that first guy stretched up! he'd be playing on his hamstring for the next month.

[justicepartyuk]

CIA run America. click justice party UK. for greatest news.

[datzfast]

these were movie auditions. the CIA like them fat and bald.

[infamszslick]

@datzfast rofl

[JONFATSARNOTT]

These men have what it takes! They're real American heroes, like Colton Harris Moore!!

[TreehouseMovieStudio]

this is just failed martial arts auditions

[upliftingsession]

ultra epic xD hey! hey! hey!

[MrSpieldose]

EPIC!!!

[Nebelvir123987]

omg :-D

[gregterrible]

Dam iy was funny

[DARTHMOBIUS]

5 stars fucking hillerious..

[VpR81]

1:28 LoL

[Joe35983]

2 words

EPIC FAIL

[munoyung]

Was that before you get your brains circumsized or after? Did they get as far as to receive a nick name and identity and a trigger that can be used to put them asleep? Did they receive lethal doses of radiation prior to... for them to be so off balanced? Or is the attempt here to show a certain group of people who were made to look like bafoons from the get go. For mockery purposes? CIA the breeding ground of victims for craft!

[TheCrimsonSabre]

Hilarious. Those dudes in the vids are complete turds.

[HighOnAss]

Man they suck.

[tazerboy999]

i hope you like pain!

LOL

[Bozzie3030]

funny stuff

[MyRealityIsMine]

rofl @ 0:52

[homegrownart]

Oh my Peace!! This was mega hilarious. I laughed so much I cried. Ya, I needed a good laugh. Into my favs it goes.

[tiuric77]

Seriously the guy at :51 no words no face no name just failure, loved it.

[godscuttingyoudown]

it was for an action b movie

[LIGHTBOZZ]

LOL

[hiwaffles]

WHAT KIND OF WOOD IS THIS?

[Ceroex]

ROLF on the second guy. Random as rolling and kicking LOL.

[rezistdefy]

no this is a comic parody and it's hilarious!!

[nowmyway]

Sometimes

[CrystalHunter1989]

I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face. I would have turned it into an American Idol session!

[GuitarDestroyer77777]

hahahahahhahahaha

[diegosaenz]

haha

[HomoLibero]

dumb ass "see" "eye" "A"

[warbucks00]

hilarious ! my son was cracking up . me too!

[zzzguy]

Sad thing is, I know people who are really like this.

[evergreach2346]

that was just painful to watch

[GodsDeadlySins]

At 1:56 he coulda just jumped on the wood and break the cinder blocks too...

[DBCOOPER888]

These aren't real.

[frazier36]

where did they find so many wrongly-self-confident retards?? Amazing...

[ralph8521]

lol @1:25 love how he still wants finish

[lionelbob]

all the fat guy has to do is sit on the board and it will break along with the blocks rofl

[taliban0king]

lolololol

[GLENN12344444]

your life is indeed pointless haha

[capncoolio]

AFRO NINJA!

[heinrichvontot666]

Load of shit!

[WarCrime911]

These must be the guys they hire to debunk 9/11 conspiracy theories online. The so called "CounterIntelligence" or "Disinformation" Agents.

LOL! hilarious!

[sally20001]

the only CIA recruitment office is McDonalds, where they train to cook burgers and get picked up in desperation of a better life, and then hooked up and threatened with a lifetime of fear

[winterstellar]

Hey, why did that doll have three dicks?? :)

[nonamesleftdammit]

It's a target post commonly known as a "Wing Chun Dummy". The three horizontal posts serve as targets and obstacles as a practitioner strikes while angling around the post. The exercise is a great way to build speed, gain precision in delivering strikes, and developing fluid attacks wherein one strike leads into another without any retraction.

[ayushcena]

wow...you really know this stuff dude!!

[protocall1957]

FYI: Explanation: Each candidate did it correctly. Notice the way they fall for openers. They are probably martial arts master. One attacked the camera. One stole the apple. One demonstrate the drunk razorblade to the hamsting technic. If the used classical form to defend themself from a Darby Queen crash test dummy, the would all be targetted for assassination the second the got off the plane at their duty station.

[shari741]

I think its a great video! It accurately portrays the defense intelligence services! got a problem with that? I don't.

[neptho]

The doctors told you to take the medication for a reason, and it was because you are a FUCKING NUTBAG.

[BoyintheMachine]

This is MADTV shit! Mwa-ha-ha.."I Hope You Like Pain!"..LMAO

[send2meez]

I would pass the black dude just for having the balls to try that

[vincennzo13]

I would pass the last guy knowing that if he took the time to turn around and sit, he would have accomplished his mission of breaking the board.

[send2meez]

put me on the failed recruits list

[IrishGloves23]

It might be a joke but thats funny as hell.

[michaelwright999]

total crap

[kosmosleha2]

man, are you really that stupid? OF COURSE it is a joke, it is obvious damn it. What a retard, sorry.

[boysdontcry2001]

It baffles me you people believe this is real!

[dayglowdave]

wtf is this from? It isn't Central Intelligence stuff. I think a psych evaluation or physical assessment would take care of all these guys before they ever got to combat training.

[jon2xu]

What does a clandestine officer do?

[chris052692]

YA the very first one...hes a retard i could totally kick his ass without using my feet or hands...hed try and kick me then hed like fall on his own and sooner or later hed get bruised from falling too much or get tired and then I would win... =)

[chris052692]

OMGF... so fucking hilarious DAM.. i cant believe these people ACTUALLY TRIED to join the CIA...WOW~!!!! I could join man freakin thats easy to attack a dummy or break wood, or even kick high~!!!

[cbrtion]

this is a waste of time

[VpR81]

LoL, these guys wanna join the CIA? well, CIA is a inetlligence service, and not a clown school. very funny.

[Stargateofficer]

So funny,

i guess a good blow on the neck or poke in the eyes will harm someone serious...