Fuck goverment if we are on danger they shouldnt keep it classified because united we stand one nation one power let god protect us since our goverment can't.
oops sorry...But do u have a tough time listening... listen to a vid b4 u comment on it...when they say flesh eating they're talking abt a bacteria,virus,or plague and containing it,then they go on to the millitary being deployed to combat giants,this is a seperate issue...Listen closely and u will realize this...I'm not trying to be rude but Listen to whats being said...i probally listened to this vid 12 times b4 it all sunk in.
just to let everyone know if your familiar with onion news its a fake news channel. Look up this Rep. John Haller of Penn. and you will find that he doesn't even exist. Not to mention the onion insignia at the bottom right hand side of the page as well as the fact that for such a shady bill they sure did release enough information to speculate an outlandish concept. If this were a reality we wouldn't even be offered that much information on live T.V. and that's a fact. just do a little research.
JUST TO LET YALL KNOW THE G** DAMN ZOMBIE THING WELL LETS JUST SAY IT NOT EATING COME WE WATCH TOO MUCH TV. LIKE WALKING DEAD OR DAWN OF THE DEAD BUT SERIOUSLY ''EATING''US NO MAYBE TEARING US APART VIOLENTLY YES BUT NOT EATING SO STOCK UP GUNS GO TO YOUR NEAREST DRUG DEALER CUZ THEY GOT GUNS TOO.AND IF THEY DONT ,THEN THERE SUPPLIER KNOWS.
bring it bitches cuz when ya'll the government and the illuminati,freemasons,elite, go to hell ,guess what?i'll be waiting for all you corrrpt governments as a demon so step aside or stand down satan cuz im taking over fucker!!!
i do believe the government is fucked up. but shitt. you just gonna sit here and worry about getting your family to the hills? you gonna worry about some flesh eating monsters that arent real? that reptilian shit cracks me up. have a good one bitches. hope you have a great day and awesome nightmares about getting ate by reptiles! HAHAHAHA
@wraithbaby1 ummmm i know that but look up the videos they are posting about prince phillip. they are talking about him being a flesh eating reptile. that EATS FLESH that is what i was refering to. MORON.
@KiKihappyface91 I never believed in the reptilian... What are they? Aliens? Well, anyway, that is until I saw Michele Bachmann. Those are clearly contact lenses and she's clearly a man-eating monster of some sort just itching to jump out of her meat suit. Seriously, look into that bitch's eyes and tell me she's not a giant lizard. Or maybe a moderately-functional autistic.
Actually, I take that back. Nobody deserves to be compared to Michele Bachmann. Not even horrible alien monsters.
@xJoeEDangerouslyx BRO beleive me or not but yes there are two types and been working with the government it is reptilians, there the bad guys and there are the greys the good ones they both been here before us.the greys are amongs us but other greys are in hiding under ground where humans cant get to i hear a war will break out and wil have to choose.i'm not in my own world bro.the movies are just confusing pple,BATTLE.L.A.,SKYLINE,,IF ANYTHING THE PLANETS WILL A LINE....DESTRUCTION.
@KiKihappyface91 you are for real crazy...it has nothing to do with 2012,that is a way to tell people that everything happening and going to happen is natural,and not the Judgements of prophecy in the bible.the world isn't going to end but great changes will occur.wake up man or when this stuff occurs your heart will fail u of fear..I my friend have no fear!I only fear the Lord,Jesus Christ.who's in charge of me after I leave this f***ed up place...
@malchow3x7 well you dont say!? i never said great changes werent going to be happening. i said smething about have fun thinking yer gonna be eaten by reptile flesh eaters....i never said there werent changes happening. its very obvious they are. but i was saying it was flesh eating reptiles cloned as prince phillip and all that bullshit. thats all i was stating. now calm down dont be mad.
@malchow3x7 im not playing games! lol im just stating. they said "flesh eating" "due to massive size" i got here to this vid from a video of this bullshit about clone flesh eaters. and im sure others did too. i was saying THEY WERENT REAL. i never once said that changes werent going to happen cuz like i said obviously they are happening. look at the weather recently i mean come on. twitter is very boring and im not your bro im a chick.
the comments on this video make me sick. hoax!!!! fucking dumbasses. believe ANYTHING you see on tv or internet. the world isnt endin in 2012. oops my bad THIS YEAR. it will not be ending soon. sooo you guys can take all your fake ass videos and shove them up your ass.this is all just some lame ass way to scare the shit out of people. classified flesh eating?? (ok i laughed at that) but in a few decades they will come up with bigger and badder way to scare you. so stop worrying and LIVE!!
@seeklight1 no it wasn't show me proof. you cant go to onion news channel and try to tell me that those videos are real as well. Its been well documented that this was a hoax, now your just making things up
I {Classified} that these members of {Classified} need to {Classified| no on all matters that allude to {Classified} and until further {Classified} I plan to {Classified} against any member of {Classified} who votes in favor of {Classified} until it is UNCLASSIFIED and/or otherwise made generally available to the {Classified}.
IF YOUR A SHEEP, THEN LET THE CONSTITUTION BE YOUR SHEPARD. SEEK ENLIGHTENMENT, BOTH SPIRITUALLY AND POLITICALLY, WE MUST ACT NOW. KNOWLEDGE IS TRUE POWER. IGNORANCE IS WEAKNESS. EXPAND YOUR MIND, OPEN IT TO THE TRUTH, KEEP YOUR OATH TO THE CONSTITUTION AND YOUR PLEDGE OF ALLIGENCE TO THE REPUBLIC. ACT NOW! TIME IS TICING, BUY YOUR WEAPONS, STOCK AMMUNITION, KEEP RESERVE FOOD, AND BUY GOLD AND SILVER AND ANY OTHER PRECIOUS METAL. DO IT NOW TO THE BEST OF YOUR ABILITY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
yes it was on tv, its just ppl dont care to watch politics and what go's on in the world, and then when shit happens they stop -panic- and then say to them selfs wtf happened i was partying buzzing out and now ppl dieing and i'm scared. that is call SHEEPY lost and scared and now dont know what to do can no one leads them Lmfao
@MortalWombat01 just because they say us does mean its not possible that it could be world wide come on they wont say gobla, 1 thing about ppl they panic to easy and its why they dont say much to ppl.
WE ARE SOOOO FUCKED. All I can say is grab your family, head for the hills, bye guns, hunt, and stay out of sight. Because I have a feeling that if this shit doesn't effect you than they are going to try to find you and who knows. Are government is so fucking corrupt!
@lookatthatjew yes i agree that the government is corrupt. this video made me very nervous at first but the more i watched it the more i began to realize the situation. the information is classified because it deals with the highest level of national security. there is still a faction of the government that is working to prevent this worst case scenario event from occuring. excuse my grammer im at work and i am rushing.
@lookatthatjew I'm guessing u havent been on google earth?Theres nowhere to hide and this will be worldwide.second accept Jesus as ur savior,and all fear leaves u,were all gonna die anyways.Accept ur unknow fate with a willingness to die,with an expectancy of a better life after this one.If life is all abt wars,money,plagues,hate,etc,and watching videos on yt about the end then i dont want it.but i accept the gift of life and will make the best of the time I have left.No fear only Faith n Hope!
@malchow3x7 let me ask you a question honestly are we so call humans or a race that is alien think about it ,there are thousands of planets and really there is not one planet in the infinity universe, we are the only planet that has a god? JUST SAYING ''maybe''just ''maybe'' we are an experinment and they wanted to know how long we survive and how much our ideas and labors went.NOTE: WE ARE A VIOLENT AND PRIMATIVE RACE WE ARE MADETO DESTORY OURSELVES...TRUTH
@shingkray187 I personally don't answer questions with more questions,for me thats not a logical way of thinking...Believe what ever u want i just know what works for me.I don't know if theres more life elsewhere and it holds no relevance if there is I focus on earth.God is God of everything not just earth,Were jus some experiment?c'mon really...We choose our destiny's good or bad.Focus on life here cuz thats all thats relevant...God bless
@TheYouwontgetit classified can mean alot of things, zombies, reptiles, starship troopers =P, so many things if they told u what it was everything would react different, its is better classified because u start to process different things in your thoughts, why is it so hard for ppl to figure out these things? dont you know your self already and how u react to things and words?
Too be fair, in the event that we do create some sort of zombie plague, I would like us to have trained soldiers properly equipped to dispose of the threat. If this threat isn't created by us and is in fact transported by demonic forces, invading aliens, or worse, The Chinese, then it is even more important that we weaponize our...er, weapons to optimize them at slaying the undead.
The fact is HR 8791 exists. Main stream media have just confirmed that - In 1998 Hubble took pictures of an exoplanet the media referred to as HR 8799 which allegedly went unnoticed until 2008. In the HD (Henry Draper) Alcyone Bright Star Catalogue HR 8799 is aka HD 218396.
When will they reveal that HR 8791 exists and is aka HD 218255? At 0.008 arc degree separation in each hemisphere at a distance of approximately 15,000km, Confused On Earth.... Yep that's me!
anyone who finds tis "funny" should do some research and understand what the bible says about what will happen towards the end, such as sending the nephilim and other giant creatures to earth.. This is 100% true
This isn't fucking funny! The way it was presented there wasn't a hint of humor in it. The Onion has some good humor, but this is crossing the line in times like these!
@tmanhooks The video was presented by the Onion, however this does not deem the video as a "fake" or should be disregarded. Do some research. This is legit.
'new bill of rights shall be drafted and approved by (classified)'....why is that classified?? the only people with the authority vested in them to approve a bill of rights, are people known to the populace, hell, its the populace who elect them, so why should they be (classified)?? unless of course the (classified) is not who you believe them to be but another organization who do NOT have the authority as vested in them by the people?
OMF another fucking dickface in the government that sucks his own "classified" why should everything we deserve to know be fucking classified we are going to find out we are going to get you and seek revenge and we are going to prevent anything from being classified ever again from the people. They think they own this planet FUCK EM!!!! When the truth comes out they better hide from the masses thats all I will say
Bye the way, there is more debt then what they are arguing over at the capital.
I recently read a good article about this from the "Bloomberg businessweek" and it's all fixable, but not if they don't act to rebalance the checkbooks.
I should find out the date, or a link to the article "why the debt is worse then you think"
Either way. They will have to adjust next years budget to cover a huge gouging hole. The other expenditures made it look like the debt talked about was a tip of the iceberg...
@bubbeltjes this particular peace is a hoax, most likely. Just look at the Onion news logo on the bottom right corner.
Now, back to serious matter, there are bills that permit the shut down of the Internet, the testing of weapons on the unknowing populace with chemtrails, so on, and so on...
Did you know that the US government is spending more on black projects then it did in the cold war!? And we are having an economic crisis, and are fighting an imaginary war.
Onion got this off someone els, this act is to pass and protect the elite by using tax payers money to prepare the next few years, for when its coming, u will see a show u never thought would come true because u wanted to keep the bag over your head and ignore things
Even if this video is a spoof from 'The Onion' you'd have to suffer from extreme mental retardation to DENY that the U.S. is NOW a fascist, closed society and that we are all expendable-Aside from pure ignorance about the state of America I DO understand those who don't want to face the horrible reality of these times because our imminent demise as a "free" society is just too much to take in once all of the facts are objectively examined.
@BoltOfThundor Couldn't agree with you more its just that most of the corruption is now in the open;In our faces courtesy of those who may very well end our lives in the very near future and there ain't no chance of rebelling since they have cops, mercenaries & the military ready to exterminate us and they're ALL EXPENDABLE to the elites-Once they've outlived their usefulness, they'll join the rest of us.
This fascist nightmare was totally avoidable by the way. Power DOES turn scum on.
What strikes me as curious are the overt elitist statements that 80% of us or MORE have to go so that's by plague and/or radiation (eventually) and "they" would supposedly be protected by shelters, vaccines (that safely WORK 100%)-OK. So its OBVIOUS they want most of us dead but WHY can't these !#$!@#$s come up with a HUMANE, quick way to eventually "euthanize" us.
Hard as hell to NOT be dark and cynical.
So the bored find pleasure in our suffering? Nice.
@Dumbfounded113 it's not that they can't find a humane way to kill off alot of the population, but that there simply isn't a "humane" way of doing it. Also, our bodies have been fine-tuned by nature, it even adjusts to drugs and poisons that are introduced repetitively.
But, our minds are not, so it's the mind that remains the focus of a struggle to make propaganda work.
Did any one notice that the US mainly builds shelters for government use, wile other nations tend to build civilian ones...
@BoltOfThundor Never thought of that-The United States ranks at the BOTTOM of most industrialized nations (and some 3rd world ones) for health care, civil liberties and other measures of quality of life that once made us great-Other nations usually DO take care of their people better than the U.S. does including infrastructure.
Even though the EU has banned natural supplements many of these nations continue to REFUSE poisonous GMOs while the U.S. keeps on a feedin' them to us!
This was not acting and has nothing to do with 'The Onion';Its not a spoof, farce, conspiracy theory or other euphemism or sugar-coated words;This is a glimpse of the U.S. government's plans to round us up, protect the elites while exterminating us which if you've done some BASIC reading of government statements is consistent and no, its not a "quantum leap" to assume that the elite's assess will be safe underground in deep & luxurious bunkers while hell on earth breaks out.
@Dumbfounded113 then resurface when it's all over and set up shop again. I don't know why that's so hard for people to grasp. Perhaps if they didn't have their heads up the entertainment industry they could see the big picture but then again perhaps that's their path in life.
This was not acting and has nothing to do with 'The Onion';Its not a spoof, farce, conspiracy theory or other euphemism or sugar-coated words;This is a glimpse of the U.S. govt's plans to round us up, protect the elites while exterminating us which if you've done some BASIC reading of government statements is consistent and no, its not a "quantum leap" to assume that the elite's assess will be safe underground in deep & luxurious bunkers while hell on earth breaks out.
This was not acting and has nothing to do with 'The Onion';Its not a spoof, farce, conspiracy theory or other euphemism or sugar-coated words;This is a glimpse of the U.S. govt's plans to round us up, protect the elites while exterminating us which if you've done some BASIC reading of government statements is consistent and no, its not a "quantum leap" to assume that the elite's assess will be safe underground in deep & luxurious bunkers while hell on earth breaks out.
uhm no itss not fake bkuss they are not actors dey are followers of the illuminati, uh senators, u kudd tell bkuss everyonee in dat room look nervess and paniced. uh itss in ur face!!!
@SCRulerShinoda no shit its on the onion as it says on the header. yes i have seen all the paintings...and??? there fucked up. a new world order is going down, you should know that already... and if you knew what its going to take for them to bring it in you might have second thoughts whether its a good idea or not. how do you make everyone conform to a society they dont want to conform to.... you dont... you kill them, they're in the way
what got me the most was that nobody in the sound of the congressman voice was too alarmed about what was in the bill, like they already knew what was what. they got their place secure in one of those underground bunkers, let the chips fall where they may for the rest of us.
I had to watch this.. let's say more than once, I was convinced it was real until I heard "flesh-eating classified". If they are going to classify so much, why not classify the phrase "flesh-eating"?
of course this video is real. it was on national tv for fucks sake! this also seems eerily familiar to the paintings at the new denvar airport, that have now been removed for some odd reason, also weird how the paintings were done by an aztec descendent.
i personally think this is all very real and in the near future as all known prophecies say the world is going to take a very dramatic change. its easy to say its all fake but how naive can people be!!
@freespeeddrift This is fucking O-Span, you dipshit. and have you seen ALL the paintings? You can't judge the paintings until you see the entire mural.
Well the classified parts are revealed in Homeland Health under Centres for Diesease Control and Prevention, CDC 24/7, where aparently the Gov is expecting a ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE!!!!(could also mean ALIEN attack or self induced Health Care Reform through ,infectious agent such as ATAXIC or ANTRHAX!!
Heres what I dont understand. How is this fake when you can see the guy actually saying the words? What exactly is fake about it? I mean, im open minded, so just let me know how this is fake? You can read the guy's lips and he is saying this. He is standing in front of a real congress, so, what am I missing?
@MrGhostblood You fell for this? The phony H.R. 8791 is a bill created by "The Onion." The person speaking is identified as a "Rep. John Haller, (R) Pennsylvania, 12th District." There is no Representative John Haller. At the bottom right of the picture, in an effort to gain the legitimacy of C-SPAN, the "Onion" logo appears next to -SPAN. The publishers of "The Onion" first posted the phony introduction of this phony bill on their website (on or about October, 2007, No. 41 and No. 43.)
@littlenooney Does anyone bother to google shit anymore? The guy is real. I am a veteran and have been watching C-span for 20 years. I don't care what the "onion" does. I watched that session of congress and was in shock. When the reactor in Japan blew, it all made sense. They (the draconians, the illuminati, et.al) are trying to wipe us out. They want to eliminate 90 percent of the population. Keep thinking that life is sweet, you'll find out soon enough that this is very real.
@Daddyo930 -Okay, then what's his real name and district he represented if he's real. Somebody must remember him? His constituents must remember him if he's real, yes? I'll take my chances thank you, I'm happy with my life, probably because I don't go around looking for conspiracies jumping out from under every little dookie dab that plops in the toilet. Hey, keep living your life like it's a spy caper or political thriller. Try to make it interesting when it's painfully dull in reality.
@littlenooney I was wrong about his name and who exactly he is. But indeed, this man is in congress, or was. This is a real house of representatives session and he is indeed reading this into the record. Ask yourself a question. How could a comedian commandeer the floor of the house of congress and read "funny jokes" into the record? Did they use a green screen or something?
@Daddyo930 - Of course you are wrong about his name because this is all satire. Wouldn't at least one person (in the 4 years this video was made by the onion) remember this guy? At least one person that voted for him say, "he represented our district, his name is so and so." Or did he just disappear without anyone asking any questions? No it's nothing more than satire.
@littlenooney Watch how his lips move and listen to his voice. This is not satire. If you think it is you are disregarding that which is directly in front of your eyes. The Onion prolly works for CIA etc This is definitely real.Its not "sort of" real or "hits close to home" this is real. It is very accurate when he describes the annunaki also. How could this comedian get the floor like Daddy said because it could not have been dubbed its too real. It would sound choppy and weird if it were fake
@JamesRideout123 They used a green screen on the full shots and a set behind him on the close-ups. Has anyone else noticed in the close-ups behind him on the right there is an empty chair that isn’t in the full shots? And also in the full shots the bottom of the podium he stands behind is conveniently darkened out.
@littlenooney Notice too that the full and close-up shots always change between his sentences or pausing in his speaking and never in the middle of a word. Also the audio is ever so slightly different sounding from close-ups to wide shots, especially at :57 when the shots change from wide back to close-up you can tell it’s been edited and the audio is slightly louder. They did this in at least two takes.
@littlenooney So then do yourself a favor and stop talking to people who insist that this is real. Or can you? If this is satire, why do you care that people think this is real? If certain people know that there is enough aluminum and barium in the atmosphere to kill us because of the government's "geoengineering" project and this fact has been verified by independent lab results and some universities, then this "satire" would have meaning to some people. Do you agree?
@Daddyo930 "If this is satire, why do you care that people think this is real? "
Because, maybe, I'm glad to actually possess a brain, and I hate scumbags who gleefully spread horseshit with reckless abandon. Or I'm a shady government agent tracking your every move. Whatever makes your sad little life seem exciting, I guess.
@MrGhostblood Your not missing anything. This is very real. Google this guy and you will find that he is indeed real, just won re-election. What the power that be don't want you to understand is that what he is talking about was supposed to happen already. The Japan nuclear disaster should have pushed the environment over the edge. Most of us should have been sick and dying right now. The "onion" is never to be trusted and neither is anyone who believes that this is a joke.
This is the best video then I ever seen in My life.-then Our history was true,The Annunakis,Nephilims,or,the people of Numrod,will take back the Masonery,as well was in the past too...Numrod escaped back to Nibiru,after of the reptiles arrival to the BABEL tower;afraid Numrod for the system of the slavery by the reptile entail to day time.Remember!,the Seraphines are better tech.
Ok so it could be fake but the lips move perfect. I think you may find that there is no John Haller in the 12th district as people will say when debunking this video but there is a (Hallier or Hallyer) in a nearby district, its easy to change a name & suddenly its not real, just like Planet X, Nibiru and Eris. A name change by gov and then legally does not exist. Legal Lies... So anyway, why is there a planet on google earth called HR 8791? Oh and one on your tube HR8799.
this is no fake, this is real its called the greatest nation in the world of security, i come from a family of 100 year military legacy ww2 straight into the iraq/afghan war, this is as real as it gets america wake up you guys think your lifes are safe as can be on this grass, well lets make reality clear, blood is blood flesh is flesh, we are the same but different. wake up. the nwo is coming the nwo is coming, DONT TREAD ON ME! Paul Reveere
hate to say it but ive been watchin this video for a while and that onion hasnt always been there. someone altered it to make it look fake but its 100% real
Onion could not possibly have staged this?........wake up people
9606hyu66 17 hours ago
Classified x1000 lol
Tone93baby 21 hours ago
Wtf
Tone93baby 21 hours ago
Four years later, and there are still people who think this is real.
Stay classy, Youtube.
frostwolf1 1 day ago
Why are people saying it's fake because of the onion?
lookatthatjew 1 day ago
A real Representative on the real floor making a real proposal? Did the Onion simply re-post it, or was the whole thing staged by them?
kellerr13 1 day ago
Zombies are not real...yet. But cannibals are.
Zeitvy 1 day ago
sooo is this a joke to show the truth?
thehanz123 1 day ago
This comment is Classified
chp2111 1 day ago
Onion, Onion, Onion!!!!!! Haha!
ryeguy2662 2 days ago
Hahaha all of you freaking out about this, are so friggin funny! ITS THE ONION! LOOK IT UP!
ncrxgrt 2 days ago
I can't support a bill thats classified.
ASKABOUTME42 3 days ago
Fuck goverment if we are on danger they shouldnt keep it classified because united we stand one nation one power let god protect us since our goverment can't.
jrg6876 1 week ago
Would probably be a lot more scared if this was real.
Denleavy 1 week ago
oops sorry...But do u have a tough time listening... listen to a vid b4 u comment on it...when they say flesh eating they're talking abt a bacteria,virus,or plague and containing it,then they go on to the millitary being deployed to combat giants,this is a seperate issue...Listen closely and u will realize this...I'm not trying to be rude but Listen to whats being said...i probally listened to this vid 12 times b4 it all sunk in.
malchow3x7 1 week ago
just to let everyone know if your familiar with onion news its a fake news channel. Look up this Rep. John Haller of Penn. and you will find that he doesn't even exist. Not to mention the onion insignia at the bottom right hand side of the page as well as the fact that for such a shady bill they sure did release enough information to speculate an outlandish concept. If this were a reality we wouldn't even be offered that much information on live T.V. and that's a fact. just do a little research.
megaman349 1 week ago
JUST TO LET YALL KNOW THE G** DAMN ZOMBIE THING WELL LETS JUST SAY IT NOT EATING COME WE WATCH TOO MUCH TV. LIKE WALKING DEAD OR DAWN OF THE DEAD BUT SERIOUSLY ''EATING''US NO MAYBE TEARING US APART VIOLENTLY YES BUT NOT EATING SO STOCK UP GUNS GO TO YOUR NEAREST DRUG DEALER CUZ THEY GOT GUNS TOO.AND IF THEY DONT ,THEN THERE SUPPLIER KNOWS.
shingkray187 1 week ago
bring it bitches cuz when ya'll the government and the illuminati,freemasons,elite, go to hell ,guess what?i'll be waiting for all you corrrpt governments as a demon so step aside or stand down satan cuz im taking over fucker!!!
shingkray187 1 week ago
lol, damn this shit made me worry.
2HornDogs 1 week ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this video is NOT a spoof from 'The Onion' This is the real deal
LostFREEDOM 2 weeks ago
who is the moron who approved this?!
bozzeed 2 weeks ago
@bozzeed That's classified.
xJoeEDangerouslyx 1 week ago
@xJoeEDangerouslyx hahahahahahaha
i didnt get it first until i read my posted comment :P
bozzeed 1 week ago
go to the moon to survive the CLASSIFIED
theone555555 2 weeks ago
i do believe the government is fucked up. but shitt. you just gonna sit here and worry about getting your family to the hills? you gonna worry about some flesh eating monsters that arent real? that reptilian shit cracks me up. have a good one bitches. hope you have a great day and awesome nightmares about getting ate by reptiles! HAHAHAHA
KiKihappyface91 2 weeks ago
@KiKihappyface91 Flesh eating as in a disease, moron.
wraithbaby1 2 weeks ago
@wraithbaby1 ummmm i know that but look up the videos they are posting about prince phillip. they are talking about him being a flesh eating reptile. that EATS FLESH that is what i was refering to. MORON.
KiKihappyface91 1 week ago
@KiKihappyface91 Who is they? How the fuck am I supposed to know about you presumptuous turd?
wraithbaby1 1 week ago
@wraithbaby1 blinks. ill just ignore you. you actually called me a turd what are you 13?
KiKihappyface91 1 week ago
@KiKihappyface91 Oh nice come back. Fuck off already and stop wasting my time
wraithbaby1 1 week ago
@KiKihappyface91 I never believed in the reptilian... What are they? Aliens? Well, anyway, that is until I saw Michele Bachmann. Those are clearly contact lenses and she's clearly a man-eating monster of some sort just itching to jump out of her meat suit. Seriously, look into that bitch's eyes and tell me she's not a giant lizard. Or maybe a moderately-functional autistic.
Actually, I take that back. Nobody deserves to be compared to Michele Bachmann. Not even horrible alien monsters.
xJoeEDangerouslyx 1 week ago
@xJoeEDangerouslyx BRO beleive me or not but yes there are two types and been working with the government it is reptilians, there the bad guys and there are the greys the good ones they both been here before us.the greys are amongs us but other greys are in hiding under ground where humans cant get to i hear a war will break out and wil have to choose.i'm not in my own world bro.the movies are just confusing pple,BATTLE.L.A.,SKYLINE,,IF ANYTHING THE PLANETS WILL A LINE....DESTRUCTION.
shingkray187 1 week ago
@KiKihappyface91 you are for real crazy...it has nothing to do with 2012,that is a way to tell people that everything happening and going to happen is natural,and not the Judgements of prophecy in the bible.the world isn't going to end but great changes will occur.wake up man or when this stuff occurs your heart will fail u of fear..I my friend have no fear!I only fear the Lord,Jesus Christ.who's in charge of me after I leave this f***ed up place...
malchow3x7 1 week ago
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malchow3x7 1 week ago
@malchow3x7 well you dont say!? i never said great changes werent going to be happening. i said smething about have fun thinking yer gonna be eaten by reptile flesh eaters....i never said there werent changes happening. its very obvious they are. but i was saying it was flesh eating reptiles cloned as prince phillip and all that bullshit. thats all i was stating. now calm down dont be mad.
KiKihappyface91 1 week ago
@KiKihappyface91 No ones mad bro...Your playing games with serious issues...Go play on twitter and quit wasting my time...
malchow3x7 1 week ago
@malchow3x7 im not playing games! lol im just stating. they said "flesh eating" "due to massive size" i got here to this vid from a video of this bullshit about clone flesh eaters. and im sure others did too. i was saying THEY WERENT REAL. i never once said that changes werent going to happen cuz like i said obviously they are happening. look at the weather recently i mean come on. twitter is very boring and im not your bro im a chick.
KiKihappyface91 1 week ago
@malchow3x7 that it wasnt going to be flesh eating reptiles**
KiKihappyface91 1 week ago
the comments on this video make me sick. hoax!!!! fucking dumbasses. believe ANYTHING you see on tv or internet. the world isnt endin in 2012. oops my bad THIS YEAR. it will not be ending soon. sooo you guys can take all your fake ass videos and shove them up your ass.this is all just some lame ass way to scare the shit out of people. classified flesh eating?? (ok i laughed at that) but in a few decades they will come up with bigger and badder way to scare you. so stop worrying and LIVE!!
KiKihappyface91 2 weeks ago
@KiKihappyface91 YEAH LIVE
shingkray187 1 week ago
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colemcgary12 3 weeks ago
It was CLASSIFIED airborne CLASSIFIED flesh eating.... Lol I laughed so hard there! Lol
bluepuppy104 4 weeks ago
this was aired on cspan after cspan went black in 2008 during a closed door meeting
seeklight1 4 weeks ago
@seeklight1 no it wasn't show me proof. you cant go to onion news channel and try to tell me that those videos are real as well. Its been well documented that this was a hoax, now your just making things up
megaman349 1 week ago
it does not matter where this came from...it is still true
9606hyu66 1 month ago
@9606hyu66 HOW YOU FIGURE
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NavyMedicUSMC 1 month ago 7
good luck with the zombies get ready too die everyone
Swedplease 1 month ago
Read Iran/America Nukes Predictions by dr. turi (google) and be prepared!
drturistar 1 month ago
@drturistar divine astrologists is not a good source of information.
TheKillerInside719 1 month ago
IF YOUR A SHEEP, THEN LET THE CONSTITUTION BE YOUR SHEPARD. SEEK ENLIGHTENMENT, BOTH SPIRITUALLY AND POLITICALLY, WE MUST ACT NOW. KNOWLEDGE IS TRUE POWER. IGNORANCE IS WEAKNESS. EXPAND YOUR MIND, OPEN IT TO THE TRUTH, KEEP YOUR OATH TO THE CONSTITUTION AND YOUR PLEDGE OF ALLIGENCE TO THE REPUBLIC. ACT NOW! TIME IS TICING, BUY YOUR WEAPONS, STOCK AMMUNITION, KEEP RESERVE FOOD, AND BUY GOLD AND SILVER AND ANY OTHER PRECIOUS METAL. DO IT NOW TO THE BEST OF YOUR ABILITY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!
free00to00ryhme 1 month ago
@free00to00ryhme GIMMIE SOME GUNS THEN ...ILL BUY THE BULLETS
shingkray187 1 week ago
yes it was on tv, its just ppl dont care to watch politics and what go's on in the world, and then when shit happens they stop -panic- and then say to them selfs wtf happened i was partying buzzing out and now ppl dieing and i'm scared. that is call SHEEPY lost and scared and now dont know what to do can no one leads them Lmfao
skoaile 1 month ago
this was a REAL c span broadcast.
kiahv3 1 month ago
I am so glad I do not live in the U.S... I am sorry for what your country has turned into...
MortalWombat01 1 month ago
@MortalWombat01 just because they say us does mean its not possible that it could be world wide come on they wont say gobla, 1 thing about ppl they panic to easy and its why they dont say much to ppl.
skoaile 1 month ago
WE ARE SOOOO FUCKED. All I can say is grab your family, head for the hills, bye guns, hunt, and stay out of sight. Because I have a feeling that if this shit doesn't effect you than they are going to try to find you and who knows. Are government is so fucking corrupt!
lookatthatjew 2 months ago 7
@lookatthatjew yessss this shit has got fucking crazy out of hand
DennyDigital 1 month ago
@DennyDigital I know and it's hard getting others to open there eyes and realize whats going on.
lookatthatjew 1 month ago
@lookatthatjew yes i agree that the government is corrupt. this video made me very nervous at first but the more i watched it the more i began to realize the situation. the information is classified because it deals with the highest level of national security. there is still a faction of the government that is working to prevent this worst case scenario event from occuring. excuse my grammer im at work and i am rushing.
TheKillerInside719 1 month ago
@lookatthatjew I'm guessing u havent been on google earth?Theres nowhere to hide and this will be worldwide.second accept Jesus as ur savior,and all fear leaves u,were all gonna die anyways.Accept ur unknow fate with a willingness to die,with an expectancy of a better life after this one.If life is all abt wars,money,plagues,hate,etc,and watching videos on yt about the end then i dont want it.but i accept the gift of life and will make the best of the time I have left.No fear only Faith n Hope!
malchow3x7 1 week ago
@malchow3x7 let me ask you a question honestly are we so call humans or a race that is alien think about it ,there are thousands of planets and really there is not one planet in the infinity universe, we are the only planet that has a god? JUST SAYING ''maybe''just ''maybe'' we are an experinment and they wanted to know how long we survive and how much our ideas and labors went.NOTE: WE ARE A VIOLENT AND PRIMATIVE RACE WE ARE MADETO DESTORY OURSELVES...TRUTH
shingkray187 1 week ago
@shingkray187 I personally don't answer questions with more questions,for me thats not a logical way of thinking...Believe what ever u want i just know what works for me.I don't know if theres more life elsewhere and it holds no relevance if there is I focus on earth.God is God of everything not just earth,Were jus some experiment?c'mon really...We choose our destiny's good or bad.Focus on life here cuz thats all thats relevant...God bless
malchow3x7 1 week ago
@lookatthatjew fake... THE ONION NEWS FOOLED YOU!!!!
Gmanshuckamuck 1 day ago
@Gmanshuckamuck who's the onion any ways?
lookatthatjew 1 day ago
I fell for this video too. Lol. I thought it was real. But the idea is real and this could happen. Just be aware that game1978over said it.
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vic4rp 2 months ago
classified flesh eating?....wtf? zombie Apocalypse
ThierLeader 2 months ago
if it's classified, how come it is on tv and then on youtube...???
TheYouwontgetit 2 months ago
@TheYouwontgetit classified can mean alot of things, zombies, reptiles, starship troopers =P, so many things if they told u what it was everything would react different, its is better classified because u start to process different things in your thoughts, why is it so hard for ppl to figure out these things? dont you know your self already and how u react to things and words?
skoaile 1 month ago
I laugh every time i see this.. Flesh eating Classified ... Classified .. The approval set the entire classified problem into effect.. bet!
godschandler1979 2 months ago
Too be fair, in the event that we do create some sort of zombie plague, I would like us to have trained soldiers properly equipped to dispose of the threat. If this threat isn't created by us and is in fact transported by demonic forces, invading aliens, or worse, The Chinese, then it is even more important that we weaponize our...er, weapons to optimize them at slaying the undead.
karg42 2 months ago
The fact is HR 8791 exists. Main stream media have just confirmed that - In 1998 Hubble took pictures of an exoplanet the media referred to as HR 8799 which allegedly went unnoticed until 2008. In the HD (Henry Draper) Alcyone Bright Star Catalogue HR 8799 is aka HD 218396.
When will they reveal that HR 8791 exists and is aka HD 218255? At 0.008 arc degree separation in each hemisphere at a distance of approximately 15,000km, Confused On Earth.... Yep that's me!
ConfusionOnEarth 3 months ago
Although I do believe that there are some issues involved with FEMA that need addressed, I can assure you that this video is fake.
1.) Onion..really? Good website but really?
2.) Research the proposed legislation/bills. They do not exist
fultsp1 3 months ago
anyone who finds tis "funny" should do some research and understand what the bible says about what will happen towards the end, such as sending the nephilim and other giant creatures to earth.. This is 100% true
Kliqifyy 3 months ago
@Kliqifyy wanna know whats funnier then this video?... the bible
AwsomestKill 3 months ago
This isn't fucking funny! The way it was presented there wasn't a hint of humor in it. The Onion has some good humor, but this is crossing the line in times like these!
BestTechnoTrance 3 months ago
@BestTechnoTrance No it was funny, you just weren't paying attention to it. Does someone have to get kicked in the nuts for you to find humor in it?
RustInPeace9 1 month ago
I cant believe so many retarded people thought this was real!
FiveStarFuhrer 3 months ago
I fell for this video... LOL.
sixshooter500 3 months ago
People this is from the onion....
tmanhooks 3 months ago
@tmanhooks The video was presented by the Onion, however this does not deem the video as a "fake" or should be disregarded. Do some research. This is legit.
SvenKytori 3 months ago
@SvenKytori legit.....right.....does research include going to a bunch of online threads? If so then i guess i should take your word on it.
tmanhooks 3 months ago
YOOOOOOO MOOOOMS CLASSIFIED
galator011 3 months ago
whoa. aliens?
josirobison1 3 months ago
@josirobison1 Aliens? lol I thought of Resident Evil/Zombies.
SvenKytori 3 months ago
This is some scary shit.
bacondgaf 3 months ago 5
'new bill of rights shall be drafted and approved by (classified)'....why is that classified?? the only people with the authority vested in them to approve a bill of rights, are people known to the populace, hell, its the populace who elect them, so why should they be (classified)?? unless of course the (classified) is not who you believe them to be but another organization who do NOT have the authority as vested in them by the people?
whackitov 3 months ago
OMF another fucking dickface in the government that sucks his own "classified" why should everything we deserve to know be fucking classified we are going to find out we are going to get you and seek revenge and we are going to prevent anything from being classified ever again from the people. They think they own this planet FUCK EM!!!! When the truth comes out they better hide from the masses thats all I will say
alienbeliverearth 4 months ago
haller does NOT seem happy with having to read this horse *classified*
gogogodancer 4 months ago
00:59 to 1:05 scares me :(
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we are having an economic crisis, and are fighting an imaginary war.
HowiMade1290Dollars 4 months ago
h s t
guhannvn 4 months ago
i like it
guhannvn 4 months ago
I say zombies.
ClaustrophobicVamp 4 months ago
This is so fucking ridiculous
RedIsTheCat 4 months ago
DAM SHIT GONNA WILL HIT THE FAN SOON
dwarfstar2012 4 months ago
this has been reedited.people dont look when they listen.
MrDeerecub1977 4 months ago
Bye the way, there is more debt then what they are arguing over at the capital.
I recently read a good article about this from the "Bloomberg businessweek" and it's all fixable, but not if they don't act to rebalance the checkbooks.
I should find out the date, or a link to the article "why the debt is worse then you think"
Either way. They will have to adjust next years budget to cover a huge gouging hole. The other expenditures made it look like the debt talked about was a tip of the iceberg...
BoltOfThundor 5 months ago
classified= "govt. designed transmuted viral bioweapons"
AlienshateU 5 months ago
Accept this as possible?
0:14
1) You can see there's an empty chair behind him
2) The "counter" behind him has a white surface at the corner
0:44
a) There is no empty chair directly behind him
b) The "counter" behind has a piece of brown wooden surface at the corner
c) 1:15 the part he says "[...]urban areas - jesus - erh [...]" nobody seems to be paying attention to what he's saying which is rather odd.
I gave you these observations, now it's up to you to decide whether this is a hoax or not.
bubbeltjes 5 months ago
@bubbeltjes this particular peace is a hoax, most likely. Just look at the Onion news logo on the bottom right corner.
Now, back to serious matter, there are bills that permit the shut down of the Internet, the testing of weapons on the unknowing populace with chemtrails, so on, and so on...
Did you know that the US government is spending more on black projects then it did in the cold war!? And we are having an economic crisis, and are fighting an imaginary war.
BoltOfThundor 5 months ago
Onion got this off someone els, this act is to pass and protect the elite by using tax payers money to prepare the next few years, for when its coming, u will see a show u never thought would come true because u wanted to keep the bag over your head and ignore things
skoaile 5 months ago
Even if this video is a spoof from 'The Onion' you'd have to suffer from extreme mental retardation to DENY that the U.S. is NOW a fascist, closed society and that we are all expendable-Aside from pure ignorance about the state of America I DO understand those who don't want to face the horrible reality of these times because our imminent demise as a "free" society is just too much to take in once all of the facts are objectively examined.
Dumbfounded113 5 months ago 20
@Dumbfounded113 The society hasn't been "free" for some time now, it's a question of how much worse it will get.
BoltOfThundor 5 months ago
@BoltOfThundor Couldn't agree with you more its just that most of the corruption is now in the open;In our faces courtesy of those who may very well end our lives in the very near future and there ain't no chance of rebelling since they have cops, mercenaries & the military ready to exterminate us and they're ALL EXPENDABLE to the elites-Once they've outlived their usefulness, they'll join the rest of us.
This fascist nightmare was totally avoidable by the way. Power DOES turn scum on.
Dumbfounded113 5 months ago
Respond to this video...
What strikes me as curious are the overt elitist statements that 80% of us or MORE have to go so that's by plague and/or radiation (eventually) and "they" would supposedly be protected by shelters, vaccines (that safely WORK 100%)-OK. So its OBVIOUS they want most of us dead but WHY can't these !#$!@#$s come up with a HUMANE, quick way to eventually "euthanize" us.
Hard as hell to NOT be dark and cynical.
So the bored find pleasure in our suffering? Nice.
Dumbfounded113 5 months ago
@Dumbfounded113 it's not that they can't find a humane way to kill off alot of the population, but that there simply isn't a "humane" way of doing it. Also, our bodies have been fine-tuned by nature, it even adjusts to drugs and poisons that are introduced repetitively.
But, our minds are not, so it's the mind that remains the focus of a struggle to make propaganda work.
Did any one notice that the US mainly builds shelters for government use, wile other nations tend to build civilian ones...
BoltOfThundor 5 months ago
@BoltOfThundor Never thought of that-The United States ranks at the BOTTOM of most industrialized nations (and some 3rd world ones) for health care, civil liberties and other measures of quality of life that once made us great-Other nations usually DO take care of their people better than the U.S. does including infrastructure.
Even though the EU has banned natural supplements many of these nations continue to REFUSE poisonous GMOs while the U.S. keeps on a feedin' them to us!
Dumbfounded113 5 months ago
this video and the comments about it prove that most conspiracy theorists are suffer from extreme retardation.
Berzerkerevl 5 months ago
these comments are than the video.
Berzerkerevl 5 months ago
he is talking about alien attack(otherworldly) and the use of flesh-eating bio-weapons. that is what they want to protect the elite from!!!
Inmetz 6 months ago
I got a good : O out of it. Thanks, this kind of humor if F'ing hilarious. Support your local ONION !
17jenniferrose 6 months ago
This was not acting and has nothing to do with 'The Onion';Its not a spoof, farce, conspiracy theory or other euphemism or sugar-coated words;This is a glimpse of the U.S. government's plans to round us up, protect the elites while exterminating us which if you've done some BASIC reading of government statements is consistent and no, its not a "quantum leap" to assume that the elite's assess will be safe underground in deep & luxurious bunkers while hell on earth breaks out.
Dumbfounded113 6 months ago 3
@Dumbfounded113 then resurface when it's all over and set up shop again. I don't know why that's so hard for people to grasp. Perhaps if they didn't have their heads up the entertainment industry they could see the big picture but then again perhaps that's their path in life.
rfisguilty 5 months ago
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This was not acting and has nothing to do with 'The Onion';Its not a spoof, farce, conspiracy theory or other euphemism or sugar-coated words;This is a glimpse of the U.S. govt's plans to round us up, protect the elites while exterminating us which if you've done some BASIC reading of government statements is consistent and no, its not a "quantum leap" to assume that the elite's assess will be safe underground in deep & luxurious bunkers while hell on earth breaks out.
Accept this as POSSIBLE.
Dumbfounded113 6 months ago
This was not acting and has nothing to do with 'The Onion';Its not a spoof, farce, conspiracy theory or other euphemism or sugar-coated words;This is a glimpse of the U.S. govt's plans to round us up, protect the elites while exterminating us which if you've done some BASIC reading of government statements is consistent and no, its not a "quantum leap" to assume that the elite's assess will be safe underground in deep & luxurious bunkers while hell on earth breaks out.
Accept this as POSSIBLE.
Dumbfounded113 6 months ago
What the Fuck?!?! This cannot be real. holy fucking shit
ruderevival 6 months ago
uhm no itss not fake bkuss they are not actors dey are followers of the illuminati, uh senators, u kudd tell bkuss everyonee in dat room look nervess and paniced. uh itss in ur face!!!
Emma122112 6 months ago
@SCRulerShinoda no shit its on the onion as it says on the header. yes i have seen all the paintings...and??? there fucked up. a new world order is going down, you should know that already... and if you knew what its going to take for them to bring it in you might have second thoughts whether its a good idea or not. how do you make everyone conform to a society they dont want to conform to.... you dont... you kill them, they're in the way
freespeeddrift 6 months ago
Congress couldn't find their own *classified* with two hands and a *classified* flashlight
Wafflepudding 6 months ago
This was put out by Onion news about 3 years ago.
bioman888 6 months ago
1:13 Fucking slayed me.
heliogabalus227 6 months ago
This is fake .... but is it really???
Patriot Act seems to fit this Oh, classified!
deec269 6 months ago
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WIGTRON5000 6 months ago
what got me the most was that nobody in the sound of the congressman voice was too alarmed about what was in the bill, like they already knew what was what. they got their place secure in one of those underground bunkers, let the chips fall where they may for the rest of us.
pw1straw 6 months ago
should event occur in urban areas.........jesus................eh thats classified.
FutureKing777 6 months ago 23
@FutureKing777 Stop spoiling the video, jerk-ass
PrototypeClex 4 months ago
I had to watch this.. let's say more than once, I was convinced it was real until I heard "flesh-eating classified". If they are going to classify so much, why not classify the phrase "flesh-eating"?
StevenGillespie69 6 months ago
this is the real stuff whoever says onion news is a fake look at the statistics its one of the most highly respected news casts in the world
KKillaJ 7 months ago
of course this video is real. it was on national tv for fucks sake! this also seems eerily familiar to the paintings at the new denvar airport, that have now been removed for some odd reason, also weird how the paintings were done by an aztec descendent.
i personally think this is all very real and in the near future as all known prophecies say the world is going to take a very dramatic change. its easy to say its all fake but how naive can people be!!
freespeeddrift 7 months ago
@freespeeddrift This is fucking O-Span, you dipshit. and have you seen ALL the paintings? You can't judge the paintings until you see the entire mural.
SCRulerShinoda 6 months ago
Omg, this is hilarious. I especially love how you leave just enough to make it sound even more horrific than it might be.
mneiai 7 months ago 3
Our government is freakin wack! This real or not... they would prob sign something like that.
amindrakesmom 7 months ago
Well the classified parts are revealed in Homeland Health under Centres for Diesease Control and Prevention, CDC 24/7, where aparently the Gov is expecting a ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE!!!!(could also mean ALIEN attack or self induced Health Care Reform through ,infectious agent such as ATAXIC or ANTRHAX!!
READ BOOK OF REVELATIONS!!PRAY!!MARANATHANA!!!
pineappleseer 7 months ago
@pineappleseer LOL
SCRulerShinoda 6 months ago
This is fucking hilarious!
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princeadeshoga 7 months ago
Heres what I dont understand. How is this fake when you can see the guy actually saying the words? What exactly is fake about it? I mean, im open minded, so just let me know how this is fake? You can read the guy's lips and he is saying this. He is standing in front of a real congress, so, what am I missing?
MrGhostblood 7 months ago
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littlenooney 7 months ago
@MrGhostblood You fell for this? The phony H.R. 8791 is a bill created by "The Onion." The person speaking is identified as a "Rep. John Haller, (R) Pennsylvania, 12th District." There is no Representative John Haller. At the bottom right of the picture, in an effort to gain the legitimacy of C-SPAN, the "Onion" logo appears next to -SPAN. The publishers of "The Onion" first posted the phony introduction of this phony bill on their website (on or about October, 2007, No. 41 and No. 43.)
littlenooney 7 months ago
@littlenooney Does anyone bother to google shit anymore? The guy is real. I am a veteran and have been watching C-span for 20 years. I don't care what the "onion" does. I watched that session of congress and was in shock. When the reactor in Japan blew, it all made sense. They (the draconians, the illuminati, et.al) are trying to wipe us out. They want to eliminate 90 percent of the population. Keep thinking that life is sweet, you'll find out soon enough that this is very real.
Daddyo930 7 months ago
@Daddyo930 -Okay, then what's his real name and district he represented if he's real. Somebody must remember him? His constituents must remember him if he's real, yes? I'll take my chances thank you, I'm happy with my life, probably because I don't go around looking for conspiracies jumping out from under every little dookie dab that plops in the toilet. Hey, keep living your life like it's a spy caper or political thriller. Try to make it interesting when it's painfully dull in reality.
littlenooney 7 months ago
@littlenooney I was wrong about his name and who exactly he is. But indeed, this man is in congress, or was. This is a real house of representatives session and he is indeed reading this into the record. Ask yourself a question. How could a comedian commandeer the floor of the house of congress and read "funny jokes" into the record? Did they use a green screen or something?
Daddyo930 7 months ago
@Daddyo930 - Of course you are wrong about his name because this is all satire. Wouldn't at least one person (in the 4 years this video was made by the onion) remember this guy? At least one person that voted for him say, "he represented our district, his name is so and so." Or did he just disappear without anyone asking any questions? No it's nothing more than satire.
littlenooney 7 months ago
@littlenooney Watch how his lips move and listen to his voice. This is not satire. If you think it is you are disregarding that which is directly in front of your eyes. The Onion prolly works for CIA etc This is definitely real.Its not "sort of" real or "hits close to home" this is real. It is very accurate when he describes the annunaki also. How could this comedian get the floor like Daddy said because it could not have been dubbed its too real. It would sound choppy and weird if it were fake
JamesRideout123 7 months ago
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@JamesRideout123 They used a green screen on the full shots and a set behind him on the close-ups. Has anyone else noticed in the close-ups behind him on the right there is an empty chair that isn’t in the full shots? And also in the full shots the bottom of the podium he stands behind is conveniently darkened out.
littlenooney 7 months ago 2
@littlenooney Notice too that the full and close-up shots always change between his sentences or pausing in his speaking and never in the middle of a word. Also the audio is ever so slightly different sounding from close-ups to wide shots, especially at :57 when the shots change from wide back to close-up you can tell it’s been edited and the audio is slightly louder. They did this in at least two takes.
littlenooney 7 months ago
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littlenooney 7 months ago
@littlenooney So then do yourself a favor and stop talking to people who insist that this is real. Or can you? If this is satire, why do you care that people think this is real? If certain people know that there is enough aluminum and barium in the atmosphere to kill us because of the government's "geoengineering" project and this fact has been verified by independent lab results and some universities, then this "satire" would have meaning to some people. Do you agree?
Daddyo930 7 months ago
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@Daddyo930 "If this is satire, why do you care that people think this is real? "
Because, maybe, I'm glad to actually possess a brain, and I hate scumbags who gleefully spread horseshit with reckless abandon. Or I'm a shady government agent tracking your every move. Whatever makes your sad little life seem exciting, I guess.
littlenooney 7 months ago
@MrGhostblood Your not missing anything. This is very real. Google this guy and you will find that he is indeed real, just won re-election. What the power that be don't want you to understand is that what he is talking about was supposed to happen already. The Japan nuclear disaster should have pushed the environment over the edge. Most of us should have been sick and dying right now. The "onion" is never to be trusted and neither is anyone who believes that this is a joke.
Daddyo930 7 months ago
NICELY MADE!!! lol
AziaticAmericas 7 months ago
This is the best video then I ever seen in My life.-then Our history was true,The Annunakis,Nephilims,or,the people of Numrod,will take back the Masonery,as well was in the past too...Numrod escaped back to Nibiru,after of the reptiles arrival to the BABEL tower;afraid Numrod for the system of the slavery by the reptile entail to day time.Remember!,the Seraphines are better tech.
gligoryc 7 months ago
NWO-controlfreaks Shut down Haarp Here&Nowm dump nukes, end ALL wars...
Noone on earth wants this stuff, exept you few cotrolfreak idiots!
Its a handful idiots who play god against 7 billion people who refuse to play the war games of a minority. Fuck them! Cry FAULT!
Kick their asses out of the pitch, its our game of LIFE freedom, love, bliss and peace
not theirs of fear, war, holocaust and death-culture!
Peace and Love for ALL!
JessyDGB 7 months ago
Get a fuckin grip you bunch of sheeple they know something is coming and when it does I hope your all awake and prepared
maximus9000nau 7 months ago
im confused, he is saying all this stuff, so hows it fake ? i dont get it? why is he saying it if its classified? CONFUSED WITH ALL OF IT!
MrSlippin22 8 months ago
people still think this is real? holy shit
RoyStorey 8 months ago
fail vvv
slick8o5 8 months ago
Ok so it could be fake but the lips move perfect. I think you may find that there is no John Haller in the 12th district as people will say when debunking this video but there is a (Hallier or Hallyer) in a nearby district, its easy to change a name & suddenly its not real, just like Planet X, Nibiru and Eris. A name change by gov and then legally does not exist. Legal Lies... So anyway, why is there a planet on google earth called HR 8791? Oh and one on your tube HR8799.
ConfusionOnEarth 8 months ago
@ConfusionOnEarth Its a green screen you dumbass.
perez0526 7 months ago
this is no fake, this is real its called the greatest nation in the world of security, i come from a family of 100 year military legacy ww2 straight into the iraq/afghan war, this is as real as it gets america wake up you guys think your lifes are safe as can be on this grass, well lets make reality clear, blood is blood flesh is flesh, we are the same but different. wake up. the nwo is coming the nwo is coming, DONT TREAD ON ME! Paul Reveere
zmarzly3 8 months ago
if its fake why is his mouth moving exactly the same time and saying the exact words no voice over
whereRyouluv 8 months ago
The Onion leaks out REAL stories by pretending to be a spoof network. Works really well
standauffish 8 months ago
first time i saw this i believed it was real and the government was hiding stuff from us
rawdenashitey 8 months ago
37 people voted "Nay" on this bill.
DaishiVI 8 months ago
My favorite part was when he said Classified
jugghead206 8 months ago
glad to see Congress taking measures against the impending outbreak
Ris200 8 months ago
hate to say it but ive been watchin this video for a while and that onion hasnt always been there. someone altered it to make it look fake but its 100% real
umbreonix 9 months ago
1:15 Jesus lol, that had me back in the day my heart fell out my ass i thought this was reall lol.
Judean777 9 months ago