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  • Onion could not possibly have staged this?........wake up people

  • Classified x1000 lol

  • Wtf

  • Four years later, and there are still people who think this is real.

    Stay classy, Youtube.

  • Why are people saying it's fake because of the onion?

  • A real Representative on the real floor making a real proposal? Did the Onion simply re-post it, or was the whole thing staged by them?

  • Zombies are not real...yet. But cannibals are.

  • sooo is this a joke to show the truth?

  • This comment is Classified

  • Onion, Onion, Onion!!!!!! Haha!

  • Hahaha all of you freaking out about this, are so friggin funny! ITS THE ONION! LOOK IT UP!

  • I can't support a bill thats classified.

  • Fuck goverment if we are on danger they shouldnt keep it classified because united we stand one nation one power let god protect us since our goverment can't.

  • Would probably be a lot more scared if this was real.

  • oops sorry...But do u have a tough time listening... listen to a vid b4 u comment on it...when they say flesh eating they're talking abt a bacteria,virus,or plague and containing it,then they go on to the millitary being deployed to combat giants,this is a seperate issue...Listen closely and u will realize this...I'm not trying to be rude but Listen to whats being said...i probally listened to this vid 12 times b4 it all sunk in.

  • just to let everyone know if your familiar with onion news its a fake news channel. Look up this Rep. John Haller of Penn. and you will find that he doesn't even exist. Not to mention the onion insignia at the bottom right hand side of the page as well as the fact that for such a shady bill they sure did release enough information to speculate an outlandish concept. If this were a reality we wouldn't even be offered that much information on live T.V. and that's a fact. just do a little research.

  • JUST TO LET YALL KNOW THE G** DAMN ZOMBIE THING WELL LETS JUST SAY IT NOT EATING COME WE WATCH TOO MUCH TV. LIKE WALKING DEAD OR DAWN OF THE DEAD BUT SERIOUSLY ''EATING''US NO MAYBE TEARING US APART VIOLENTLY YES BUT NOT EATING SO STOCK UP GUNS GO TO YOUR NEAREST DRUG DEALER CUZ THEY GOT GUNS TOO.AND IF THEY DONT ,THEN THERE SUPPLIER KNOWS. 

  • bring it bitches cuz when ya'll the government and the illuminati,freemasons,elite, go to hell ,guess what?i'll be waiting for all you corrrpt governments as a demon so step aside or stand down satan cuz im taking over fucker!!!

  • lol, damn this shit made me worry.

  • who is the moron who approved this?!

  • @bozzeed That's classified.

  • @xJoeEDangerouslyx hahahahahahaha

    i didnt get it first until i read my posted comment :P

  • go to the moon to survive the CLASSIFIED

  • i do believe the government is fucked up. but shitt. you just gonna sit here and worry about getting your family to the hills? you gonna worry about some flesh eating monsters that arent real? that reptilian shit cracks me up. have a good one bitches. hope you have a great day and awesome nightmares about getting ate by reptiles! HAHAHAHA

  • @KiKihappyface91 Flesh eating as in a disease, moron.

  • @wraithbaby1 ummmm i know that but look up the videos they are posting about prince phillip. they are talking about him being a flesh eating reptile. that EATS FLESH that is what i was refering to. MORON.

  • @KiKihappyface91 Who is they? How the fuck am I supposed to know about you presumptuous turd?

  • @wraithbaby1 blinks. ill just ignore you. you actually called me a turd what are you 13?

  • @KiKihappyface91 Oh nice come back. Fuck off already and stop wasting my time

  • @KiKihappyface91 I never believed in the reptilian... What are they? Aliens? Well, anyway, that is until I saw Michele Bachmann. Those are clearly contact lenses and she's clearly a man-eating monster of some sort just itching to jump out of her meat suit. Seriously, look into that bitch's eyes and tell me she's not a giant lizard. Or maybe a moderately-functional autistic.

    Actually, I take that back. Nobody deserves to be compared to Michele Bachmann. Not even horrible alien monsters.

  • @xJoeEDangerouslyx BRO beleive me or not but yes there are two types and been working with the government it is reptilians, there the bad guys and there are the greys the good ones they both been here before us.the greys are amongs us but other greys are in hiding under ground where humans cant get to i hear a war will break out and wil have to choose.i'm not in my own world bro.the movies are just confusing pple,BATTLE.L.A.,SKYLINE,,IF ANYTHING THE PLANETS WILL A LINE....DESTRUCTION.

  • @KiKihappyface91 you are for real crazy...it has nothing to do with 2012,that is a way to tell people that everything happening and going to happen is natural,and not the Judgements of prophecy in the bible.the world isn't going to end but great changes will occur.wake up man or when this stuff occurs your heart will fail u of fear..I my friend have no fear!I only fear the Lord,Jesus Christ.who's in charge of me after I leave this f***ed up place...

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  • @malchow3x7 well you dont say!? i never said great changes werent going to be happening. i said smething about have fun thinking yer gonna be eaten by reptile flesh eaters....i never said there werent changes happening. its very obvious they are. but i was saying it was flesh eating reptiles cloned as prince phillip and all that bullshit. thats all i was stating. now calm down dont be mad.

  • @KiKihappyface91 No ones mad bro...Your playing games with serious issues...Go play on twitter and quit wasting my time...

  • @malchow3x7 im not playing games! lol im just stating. they said "flesh eating" "due to massive size" i got here to this vid from a video of this bullshit about clone flesh eaters. and im sure others did too. i was saying THEY WERENT REAL. i never once said that changes werent going to happen cuz like i said obviously they are happening. look at the weather recently i mean come on. twitter is very boring and im not your bro im a chick.

  • @malchow3x7 that it wasnt going to be flesh eating reptiles**

  • the comments on this video make me sick. hoax!!!! fucking dumbasses. believe ANYTHING you see on tv or internet. the world isnt endin in 2012. oops my bad THIS YEAR. it will not be ending soon. sooo you guys can take all your fake ass videos and shove them up your ass.this is all just some lame ass way to scare the shit out of people. classified flesh eating?? (ok i laughed at that) but in a few decades they will come up with bigger and badder way to scare you. so stop worrying and LIVE!!

  • @KiKihappyface91 YEAH LIVE

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  • It was CLASSIFIED airborne CLASSIFIED flesh eating.... Lol I laughed so hard there! Lol

  • this was aired on cspan after cspan went black in 2008 during a closed door meeting

  • @seeklight1 no it wasn't show me proof. you cant go to onion news channel and try to tell me that those videos are real as well. Its been well documented that this was a hoax, now your just making things up

  • it does not matter where this came from...it is still true

  • @9606hyu66 HOW YOU FIGURE

  • CLASSIFIED

    

  • ROFL HOAX FROM ONION MADE IN 2007 LoL

    I laugh at all who think this is real :D:):D:)

  • I {Classified} that these members of {Classified} need to {Classified| no on all matters that allude to {Classified} and until further {Classified} I plan to {Classified} against any member of {Classified} who votes in favor of {Classified} until it is UNCLASSIFIED and/or otherwise made generally available to the {Classified}.

    Signed,

    {Classified}

  • good luck with the zombies get ready too die everyone

  • Read Iran/America Nukes Predictions by dr. turi (google) and be prepared!

  • @drturistar divine astrologists is not a good source of information.

  • IF YOUR A SHEEP, THEN LET THE CONSTITUTION BE YOUR SHEPARD. SEEK ENLIGHTENMENT, BOTH SPIRITUALLY AND POLITICALLY, WE MUST ACT NOW. KNOWLEDGE IS TRUE POWER. IGNORANCE IS WEAKNESS. EXPAND YOUR MIND, OPEN IT TO THE TRUTH, KEEP YOUR OATH TO THE CONSTITUTION AND YOUR PLEDGE OF ALLIGENCE TO THE REPUBLIC. ACT NOW! TIME IS TICING, BUY YOUR WEAPONS, STOCK AMMUNITION, KEEP RESERVE FOOD, AND BUY GOLD AND SILVER AND ANY OTHER PRECIOUS METAL. DO IT NOW TO THE BEST OF YOUR ABILITY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

  • @free00to00ryhme GIMMIE SOME GUNS THEN ...ILL BUY THE BULLETS

  • yes it was on tv, its just ppl dont care to watch politics and what go's on in the world, and then when shit happens they stop -panic- and then say to them selfs wtf happened i was partying buzzing out and now ppl dieing and i'm scared. that is call SHEEPY lost and scared and now dont know what to do can no one leads them Lmfao

  • this was a REAL c span broadcast.

  • I am so glad I do not live in the U.S... I am sorry for what your country has turned into...

  • @MortalWombat01 just because they say us does mean its not possible that it could be world wide come on they wont say gobla, 1 thing about ppl they panic to easy and its why they dont say much to ppl.

  • WE ARE SOOOO FUCKED. All I can say is grab your family, head for the hills, bye guns, hunt, and stay out of sight. Because I have a feeling that if this shit doesn't effect you than they are going to try to find you and who knows. Are government is so fucking corrupt!

  • @lookatthatjew yessss this shit has got fucking crazy out of hand

  • @DennyDigital I know and it's hard getting others to open there eyes and realize whats going on.

  • @lookatthatjew yes i agree that the government is corrupt. this video made me very nervous at first but the more i watched it the more i began to realize the situation. the information is classified because it deals with the highest level of national security. there is still a faction of the government that is working to prevent this worst case scenario event from occuring. excuse my grammer im at work and i am rushing.

  • @lookatthatjew I'm guessing u havent been on google earth?Theres nowhere to hide and this will be worldwide.second accept Jesus as ur savior,and all fear leaves u,were all gonna die anyways.Accept ur unknow fate with a willingness to die,with an expectancy of a better life after this one.If life is all abt wars,money,plagues,hate,etc,an­d watching videos on yt about the end then i dont want it.but i accept the gift of life and will make the best of the time I have left.No fear only Faith n Hope!

  • @malchow3x7 let me ask you a question honestly are we so call humans or a race that is alien think about it ,there are thousands of planets and really there is not one planet in the infinity universe, we are the only planet that has a god? JUST SAYING ''maybe''just ''maybe'' we are an experinment and they wanted to know how long we survive and how much our ideas and labors went.NOTE: WE ARE A VIOLENT AND PRIMATIVE RACE WE ARE MADETO DESTORY OURSELVES...TRUTH

  • @shingkray187 I personally don't answer questions with more questions,for me thats not a logical way of thinking...Believe what ever u want i just know what works for me.I don't know if theres more life elsewhere and it holds no relevance if there is I focus on earth.God is God of everything not just earth,Were jus some experiment?c'mon really...We choose our destiny's good or bad.Focus on life here cuz thats all thats relevant...God bless

  • @lookatthatjew fake... THE ONION NEWS FOOLED YOU!!!!

  • @Gmanshuckamuck who's the onion any ways?

  • I fell for this video too. Lol. I thought it was real. But the idea is real and this could happen. Just be aware that game1978over said it.

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  • classified flesh eating?....wtf? zombie Apocalypse

  • if it's classified, how come it is on tv and then on youtube...???

  • @TheYouwontgetit classified can mean alot of things, zombies, reptiles, starship troopers =P, so many things if they told u what it was everything would react different, its is better classified because u start to process different things in your thoughts, why is it so hard for ppl to figure out these things? dont you know your self already and how u react to things and words?

  • I laugh every time i see this.. Flesh eating Classified ... Classified .. The approval set the entire classified problem into effect.. bet!

  • Too be fair, in the event that we do create some sort of zombie plague, I would like us to have trained soldiers properly equipped to dispose of the threat.  If this threat isn't created by us and is in fact transported by demonic forces, invading aliens, or worse, The Chinese, then it is even more important that we weaponize our...er, weapons to optimize them at slaying the undead.

  • The fact is HR 8791 exists. Main stream media have just confirmed that - In 1998 Hubble took pictures of an exoplanet the media referred to as HR 8799 which allegedly went unnoticed until 2008. In the HD (Henry Draper) Alcyone Bright Star Catalogue HR 8799 is aka HD 218396.

    When will they reveal that HR 8791 exists and is aka HD 218255? At 0.008 arc degree separation in each hemisphere at a distance of approximately 15,000km, Confused On Earth.... Yep that's me!

  • Although I do believe that there are some issues involved with FEMA that need addressed, I can assure you that this video is fake.

    1.) Onion..really? Good website but really?

    2.) Research the proposed legislation/bills. They do not exist

  • anyone who finds tis "funny" should do some research and understand what the bible says about what will happen towards the end, such as sending the nephilim and other giant creatures to earth.. This is 100% true

  • @Kliqifyy wanna know whats funnier then this video?... the bible

  • This isn't fucking funny! The way it was presented there wasn't a hint of humor in it. The Onion has some good humor, but this is crossing the line in times like these!

  • @BestTechnoTrance No it was funny, you just weren't paying attention to it. Does someone have to get kicked in the nuts for you to find humor in it?

  • I cant believe so many retarded people thought this was real!

  • I fell for this video... LOL.

  • People this is from the onion....

  • @tmanhooks The video was presented by the Onion, however this does not deem the video as a "fake" or should be disregarded. Do some research. This is legit.

  • @SvenKytori legit.....right.....does research include going to a bunch of online threads? If so then i guess i should take your word on it.

  • YOOOOOOO MOOOOMS CLASSIFIED

  • whoa. aliens?

  • @josirobison1 Aliens? lol I thought of Resident Evil/Zombies.

  • This is some scary shit.

  • 'new bill of rights shall be drafted and approved by (classified)'....why is that classified?? the only people with the authority vested in them to approve a bill of rights, are people known to the populace, hell, its the populace who elect them, so why should they be (classified)?? unless of course the (classified) is not who you believe them to be but another organization who do NOT have the authority as vested in them by the people?

  • OMF another fucking dickface in the government that sucks his own "classified" why should everything we deserve to know be fucking classified we are going to find out we are going to get you and seek revenge and we are going to prevent anything from being classified ever again from the people. They think they own this planet FUCK EM!!!! When the truth comes out they better hide from the masses thats all I will say

  • haller does NOT seem happy with having to read this horse *classified*

  • 00:59 to 1:05 scares me :(

  • h s t

  • i like it

  • I say zombies.

  • This is so fucking ridiculous

  • DAM SHIT GONNA WILL HIT THE FAN SOON

  • this has been reedited.people dont look when they listen.

  • Bye the way, there is more debt then what they are arguing over at the capital.

    I recently read a good article about this from the "Bloomberg businessweek" and it's all fixable, but not if they don't act to rebalance the checkbooks.

    I should find out the date, or a link to the article "why the debt is worse then you think"

    Either way. They will have to adjust next years budget to cover a huge gouging hole. The other expenditures made it look like the debt talked about was a tip of the iceberg...

  • classified= "govt. designed transmuted viral bioweapons"

  • Accept this as possible?

    0:14

    1) You can see there's an empty chair behind him

    2) The "counter" behind him has a white surface at the corner

    0:44

    a) There is no empty chair directly behind him

    b) The "counter" behind has a piece of brown wooden surface at the corner

    c) 1:15 the part he says "[...]urban areas - jesus - erh [...]" nobody seems to be paying attention to what he's saying which is rather odd.

    I gave you these observations, now it's up to you to decide whether this is a hoax or not.

  • @bubbeltjes this particular peace is a hoax, most likely. Just look at the Onion news logo on the bottom right corner.

    Now, back to serious matter, there are bills that permit the shut down of the Internet, the testing of weapons on the unknowing populace with chemtrails, so on, and so on...

    Did you know that the US government is spending more on black projects then it did in the cold war!? And we are having an economic crisis, and are fighting an imaginary war.

  • Onion got this off someone els, this act is to pass and protect the elite by using tax payers money to prepare the next few years, for when its coming, u will see a show u never thought would come true because u wanted to keep the bag over your head and ignore things

  • Even if this video is a spoof from 'The Onion' you'd have to suffer from extreme mental retardation to DENY that the U.S. is NOW a fascist, closed society and that we are all expendable-Aside from pure ignorance about the state of America I DO understand those who don't want to face the horrible reality of these times because our imminent demise as a "free" society is just too much to take in once all of the facts are objectively examined.

  • @Dumbfounded113 The society hasn't been "free" for some time now, it's a question of how much worse it will get.

  • @BoltOfThundor Couldn't agree with you more its just that most of the corruption is now in the open;In our faces courtesy of those who may very well end our lives in the very near future and there ain't no chance of rebelling since they have cops, mercenaries & the military ready to exterminate us and they're ALL EXPENDABLE to the elites-Once they've outlived their usefulness, they'll join the rest of us.

    This fascist nightmare was totally avoidable by the way. Power DOES turn scum on.

  • Respond to this video...

    What strikes me as curious are the overt elitist statements that 80% of us or MORE have to go so that's by plague and/or radiation (eventually) and "they" would supposedly be protected by shelters, vaccines (that safely WORK 100%)-OK. So its OBVIOUS they want most of us dead but WHY can't these !#$!@#$s come up with a HUMANE, quick way to eventually "euthanize" us.

    Hard as hell to NOT be dark and cynical.

    So the bored find pleasure in our suffering? Nice.

  • @Dumbfounded113 it's not that they can't find a humane way to kill off alot of the population, but that there simply isn't a "humane" way of doing it. Also, our bodies have been fine-tuned by nature, it even adjusts to drugs and poisons that are introduced repetitively.

    But, our minds are not, so it's the mind that remains the focus of a struggle to make propaganda work.

    Did any one notice that the US mainly builds shelters for government use, wile other nations tend to build civilian ones...

  • @BoltOfThundor Never thought of that-The United States ranks at the BOTTOM of most industrialized nations (and some 3rd world ones) for health care, civil liberties and other measures of quality of life that once made us great-Other nations usually DO take care of their people better than the U.S. does including infrastructure.

    Even though the EU has banned natural supplements many of these nations continue to REFUSE poisonous GMOs while the U.S. keeps on a feedin' them to us!

  • this video and the comments about it prove that most conspiracy theorists are suffer from extreme retardation.

  • these comments are than the video.

  • he is talking about alien attack(otherworldly) and the use of flesh-eating bio-weapons. that is what they want to protect the elite from!!!

  • I got a good : O out of it. Thanks, this kind of humor if F'ing hilarious. Support your local ONION !

  • This was not acting and has nothing to do with 'The Onion';Its not a spoof, farce, conspiracy theory or other euphemism or sugar-coated words;This is a glimpse of the U.S. government's plans to round us up, protect the elites while exterminating us which if you've done some BASIC reading of government statements is consistent and no, its not a "quantum leap" to assume that the elite's assess will be safe underground in deep & luxurious bunkers while hell on earth breaks out.

  • @Dumbfounded113 then resurface when it's all over and set up shop again. I don't know why that's so hard for people to grasp. Perhaps if they didn't have their heads up the entertainment industry they could see the big picture but then again perhaps that's their path in life.

  • This was not acting and has nothing to do with 'The Onion';Its not a spoof, farce, conspiracy theory or other euphemism or sugar-coated words;This is a glimpse of the U.S. govt's plans to round us up, protect the elites while exterminating us which if you've done some BASIC reading of government statements is consistent and no, its not a "quantum leap" to assume that the elite's assess will be safe underground in deep & luxurious bunkers while hell on earth breaks out.

    Accept this as POSSIBLE.

  • What the Fuck?!?! This cannot be real. holy fucking shit

  • uhm no itss not fake bkuss they are not actors dey are followers of the illuminati, uh senators, u kudd tell bkuss everyonee in dat room look nervess and paniced. uh itss in ur face!!!

  • @SCRulerShinoda no shit its on the onion as it says on the header. yes i have seen all the paintings...and??? there fucked up. a new world order is going down, you should know that already... and if you knew what its going to take for them to bring it in you might have second thoughts whether its a good idea or not. how do you make everyone conform to a society they dont want to conform to.... you dont... you kill them, they're in the way

  • Congress couldn't find their own *classified* with two hands and a *classified* flashlight

  • This was put out by Onion news about 3 years ago.

  • 1:13 Fucking slayed me.

  • This is fake .... but is it really???

    Patriot Act seems to fit this Oh, classified!

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  • what got me the most was that nobody in the sound of the congressman voice was too alarmed about what was in the bill, like they already knew what was what. they got their place secure in one of those underground bunkers, let the chips fall where they may for the rest of us.

  • should event occur in urban areas.........jesus...........­.....eh thats classified.

  • @FutureKing777 Stop spoiling the video, jerk-ass

  • I had to watch this.. let's say more than once, I was convinced it was real until I heard "flesh-eating classified". If they are going to classify so much, why not classify the phrase "flesh-eating"?

  • this is the real stuff whoever says onion news is a fake look at the statistics its one of the most highly respected news casts in the world

  • of course this video is real. it was on national tv for fucks sake! this also seems eerily familiar to the paintings at the new denvar airport, that have now been removed for some odd reason, also weird how the paintings were done by an aztec descendent.

    i personally think this is all very real and in the near future as all known prophecies say the world is going to take a very dramatic change. its easy to say its all fake but how naive can people be!!

  • @freespeeddrift This is fucking O-Span, you dipshit. and have you seen ALL the paintings? You can't judge the paintings until you see the entire mural.

  • Omg, this is hilarious. I especially love how you leave just enough to make it sound even more horrific than it might be.

  • Our government is freakin wack! This real or not... they would prob sign something like that.

  • Well the classified parts are revealed in Homeland Health under Centres for Diesease Control and Prevention, CDC 24/7, where aparently the Gov is expecting a ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE!!!!(could also mean ALIEN attack or self induced Health Care Reform through ,infectious agent such as ATAXIC or ANTRHAX!!

    READ BOOK OF REVELATIONS!!PRAY!!MARANATHANA­!!!

  • This is fucking hilarious!

  • Heres what I dont understand. How is this fake when you can see the guy actually saying the words? What exactly is fake about it? I mean, im open minded, so just let me know how this is fake? You can read the guy's lips and he is saying this. He is standing in front of a real congress, so, what am I missing?

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  • @MrGhostblood You fell for this? The phony H.R. 8791 is a bill created by "The Onion." The person speaking is identified as a "Rep. John Haller, (R) Pennsylvania, 12th District." There is no Representative John Haller. At the bottom right of the picture, in an effort to gain the legitimacy of C-SPAN, the "Onion" logo appears next to -SPAN. The publishers of "The Onion" first posted the phony introduction of this phony bill on their website (on or about October, 2007, No. 41 and No. 43.)

  • @littlenooney Does anyone bother to google shit anymore? The guy is real. I am a veteran and have been watching C-span for 20 years. I don't care what the "onion" does. I watched that session of congress and was in shock. When the reactor in Japan blew, it all made sense. They (the draconians, the illuminati, et.al) are trying to wipe us out. They want to eliminate 90 percent of the population. Keep thinking that life is sweet, you'll find out soon enough that this is very real.

  • @Daddyo930 -Okay, then what's his real name and district he represented if he's real. Somebody must remember him? His constituents must remember him if he's real, yes? I'll take my chances thank you, I'm happy with my life, probably because I don't go around looking for conspiracies jumping out from under every little dookie dab that plops in the toilet. Hey, keep living your life like it's a spy caper or political thriller. Try to make it interesting when it's painfully dull in reality.

  • @littlenooney I was wrong about his name and who exactly he is. But indeed, this man is in congress, or was. This is a real house of representatives session and he is indeed reading this into the record. Ask yourself a question. How could a comedian commandeer the floor of the house of congress and read "funny jokes" into the record? Did they use a green screen or something?

  • @Daddyo930 - Of course you are wrong about his name because this is all satire. Wouldn't at least one person (in the 4 years this video was made by the onion) remember this guy? At least one person that voted for him say, "he represented our district, his name is so and so." Or did he just disappear without anyone asking any questions? No it's nothing more than satire.

  • @littlenooney Watch how his lips move and listen to his voice. This is not satire. If you think it is you are disregarding that which is directly in front of your eyes. The Onion prolly works for CIA etc This is definitely real.Its not "sort of" real or "hits close to home" this is real. It is very accurate when he describes the annunaki also. How could this comedian get the floor like Daddy said because it could not have been dubbed its too real. It would sound choppy and weird if it were fake

  • @littlenooney Notice too that the full and close-up shots always change between his sentences or pausing in his speaking and never in the middle of a word. Also the audio is ever so slightly different sounding from close-ups to wide shots, especially at :57 when the shots change from wide back to close-up you can tell it’s been edited and the audio is slightly louder. They did this in at least two takes.

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  • @littlenooney So then do yourself a favor and stop talking to people who insist that this is real. Or can you? If this is satire, why do you care that people think this is real? If certain people know that there is enough aluminum and barium in the atmosphere to kill us because of the government's "geoengineering" project and this fact has been verified by independent lab results and some universities, then this "satire" would have meaning to some people. Do you agree?

  • @MrGhostblood Your not missing anything. This is very real. Google this guy and you will find that he is indeed real, just won re-election. What the power that be don't want you to understand is that what he is talking about was supposed to happen already. The Japan nuclear disaster should have pushed the environment over the edge. Most of us should have been sick and dying right now. The "onion" is never to be trusted and neither is anyone who believes that this is a joke.

  • NICELY MADE!!! lol

  • This is the best video then I ever seen in My life.-then Our history was true,The Annunakis,Nephilims,or,the people of Numrod,will take back the Masonery,as well was in the past too...Numrod escaped back to Nibiru,after of the reptiles arrival to the BABEL tower;afraid Numrod for the system of the slavery by the reptile entail to day time.Remember!,the Seraphines are better tech.

  • NWO-controlfreaks Shut down Haarp Here&Nowm dump nukes, end ALL wars...

    Noone on earth wants this stuff, exept you few cotrolfreak idiots!

    Its a handful idiots who play god against 7 billion people who refuse to play the war games of a minority. Fuck them! Cry FAULT!

    Kick their asses out of the pitch, its our game of LIFE freedom, love, bliss and peace

    not theirs of fear, war, holocaust and death-culture!

    Peace and Love for ALL!

  • Get a fuckin grip you bunch of sheeple they know something is coming and when it does I hope your all awake and prepared

  • im confused, he is saying all this stuff, so hows it fake ? i dont get it? why is he saying it if its classified? CONFUSED WITH ALL OF IT!

  • people still think this is real? holy shit

  • fail vvv

  • Ok so it could be fake but the lips move perfect. I think you may find that there is no John Haller in the 12th district as people will say when debunking this video but there is a (Hallier or Hallyer) in a nearby district, its easy to change a name & suddenly its not real, just like Planet X, Nibiru and Eris. A name change by gov and then legally does not exist. Legal Lies... So anyway, why is there a planet on google earth called HR 8791? Oh and one on your tube HR8799.

  • @ConfusionOnEarth Its a green screen you dumbass.

  • this is no fake, this is real its called the greatest nation in the world of security, i come from a family of 100 year military legacy ww2 straight into the iraq/afghan war, this is as real as it gets america wake up you guys think your lifes are safe as can be on this grass, well lets make reality clear, blood is blood flesh is flesh, we are the same but different. wake up. the nwo is coming the nwo is coming, DONT TREAD ON ME! Paul Reveere

  • if its fake why is his mouth moving exactly the same time and saying the exact words no voice over

  • The Onion leaks out REAL stories by pretending to be a spoof network. Works really well

  • first time i saw this i believed it was real and the government was hiding stuff from us

  • 37 people voted "Nay" on this bill.

  • My favorite part was when he said Classified

  • glad to see Congress taking measures against the impending outbreak

  • hate to say it but ive been watchin this video for a while and that onion hasnt always been there. someone altered it to make it look fake but its 100% real

  • 1:15 Jesus lol, that had me back in the day my heart fell out my ass i thought this was reall lol.