Who the F*** typed these lyrics was it a drunk Alice? Seriously, were you drunk when you wrote out the Lyrics? or are you in second grade there are misspellings on every damn slide!!
First heard this when I was fourteen and went on a scout camp, each section of the camp was slip into names, I was on the wonderland camp. This was played most nights, brilliant time.
who the fuck is alice actually???? i would like to meet her :D naked baby with some sour cream and a bottle of olive oil and a nice big pair of grapes :P mmmmmm alice alice who is that naughty girl called alice ;) ive just had a hanky. merry sunday. x
@brookpauljones well brook paul jones because hes spelling it how it sounds, like they're old school hicks that sang the song in the first place eh? whatcha think about that? its a goofy song with goofy spelling you goofy person, get over it!
@alexalex435 could not hear these are not words of english this is my favourite scottish so let him speak he might not like your foockin spelling or speakin suggestions or he might have not liked to learn english
keep your foockin english in foockin england border let da scottish ppl be freed from shite t
they have gotten enough from you now they are running their unis on their way they are charging none scottish uk students soon they would decide their own what they posses
wait there a second you lot, i just going to grab my steps from the van. might make it a little easier for you oh so perfect dickheads to get of your high horses!!!! how this for a new innovation. . . . . . . . . . WATCH THE VIDEO, ENJOY THE SONG AND ACTUALLY THANK THE UPLOADER FOR TAKING THE TIME TO UPLOAD THIS CLASSIC!!!
You're from the UK. English is your native tongue. We have a literacy rate greater than 99% of the population. Yet you can't fucking spell common words like "heard"? Or properly capitalise "Alice"?
Simply put, you disgust me. You are a representative of all that is wrong with the world as we live in it today. For Christ's sake, you could have just copy-pasted the lyrics from a quick Google search. Then it would have been legible. And suitable, given how little effort you put into simple tasks.
my name is alice but spell different as its alyce i rememember when my sisters and brother saying who the fuck is alice? i like it coz its pretty much cool
Well , have dyislexia and I can't spell at alll so I don't think it rite bullying some one for the spell when you don't no the and there just might be a Reson just because YOU can't spell didn't mean every one can Just saying :/
HAHAHAHA!!!! GREW UP TOGETHER TWO KIDS IN A BAR!!! GOT SOME RELIGION DEEP IN THE BAR!!!! what a damn awesome bar!!! i guess u meant..."grew up together two kids in the park, carved our initials, deep in the bark"... yes u posted this years ago and im pretty sure uve been corrected many times...but its still funny! THANX for uploading the song! cheers!
Sitting on Olas Altas Street in Puerto Vallarta listening to hundreds of drunk people sing and watching them dance to this song at ANDALE - the greatest dive in the world.
great song but seriously whu the fuk is sally?? some dodgy person he new other thn alice? whts next instead of whu the fuk is alice is it gunna b sally whu the fuk is sally?
HAHA "grew up together two kids in a bar got some religon deep in the ber" WWTTFF its "Grew up together, two kids in the park, carved our initials deep in the bark" you failure
Never mind!:L
SeannWalshIsNom 1 week ago
Who sings this?<3 xx
SeannWalshIsNom 1 week ago
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TiekOwienaah 1 week ago
Two kids in the bar??? No. That piece goes like this:
Grew up together,
Two kids in the park,
Carved our initials,
Deep in the bark,
Me and Alice.
MisteruEksu 1 week ago
i fucking loves this songggg:)
eckogurl24 2 weeks ago
Who the F*** typed these lyrics was it a drunk Alice? Seriously, were you drunk when you wrote out the Lyrics? or are you in second grade there are misspellings on every damn slide!!
lastwerp 2 weeks ago
First heard this when I was fourteen and went on a scout camp, each section of the camp was slip into names, I was on the wonderland camp. This was played most nights, brilliant time.
SnapePaper 3 weeks ago
made it to 1.20 then left lol
DVSnmeSON 1 month ago
des bei 1:50 is am geilsten Ho statt how oder leaveing statt leaving oder cos statt cause aber egal trotzdem gut des video
Kunzelmann55 1 month ago
I only got dumber after reading those 'lyrics'.
goosechase92 1 month ago
ALICE DUMPED YA, MIGHT AS WELL FUCK SALLY ...BUT THEN AGAIN WHO THE FUCK IS SALLY??!
mrbatdance 1 month ago 2
DORTMUND DORTMUND WHO THE FUCK IS DORTMUND ?
19Kevin04 2 months ago
Who the fuck is alice is by a collective rock groupe called Gompie.
krimdilakrim 3 months ago
ALICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MissMusgrave93 3 months ago
A perfect quote of many audience reactions to the Resident Evil movies.
DarthJoshReturns 3 months ago
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TheClentv 3 months ago
@TheClentv
I agree xD
lelefantoiddalka 3 months ago
@TheClentv
thanks man! your comment inspired me to follow my dreams.
JoshRobertson142 3 months ago
OK the spelling is actually making me angry. Its awful. Please take a literacy class.
hotchocolateization 3 months ago
i sopose u took english lessons from Boris yelsen
bezdalas22 3 months ago
@janez1982
I love how not a single person on Youtube knows the correct usage of "Your" and "You're"
TheMysteriouswatcher 3 months ago
@TheMysteriouswatcher it doesnt matter really its all fucking E-Speak these days no one cares enough to learn proper English
MadDogShamus 3 months ago
Lmfao... One to many bevvies and a little karaoke... Just the best !!
ickabod100 3 months ago
alice is awsome
johnstonkid7 4 months ago
WHO the Fuck belongs to ALICE i belongs to KERMIT xD
TheTratschwelle 4 months ago
Not only your spelling but it says Slade at the beginning. This was recorded by Smokie.
Deskjob919 4 months ago
Alice
SkiDaDDl3 5 months ago
who the fuck is sally?
mishy55 5 months ago
xx
1767jsanchez 5 months ago
Get the fucking Oxfordian dictionary people on the job like.
RyannLawdTV 5 months ago
Someone needs to return to 1st grade! Go grab a "Leap Frog" and watch Dora the Explorer before you post again!
clayjones1942 5 months ago
Nice spelling...
xEmorejxOcardx 5 months ago
Yeah! WHO THE FUCK WAS YOUR ENGLISHTEACHER? :)
1and2357 5 months ago
@mrs4ever2gether
Edward, who the f is Edward!
stijnafcajax 6 months ago
Reminds me of Nippers in Bahamas.
stugasm 6 months ago
THUMBS UP!!!
Alice is the sister from Edward! XD LOL
Alice est la soeur d`Edward! XD LOL
Alice ist die Schwester von Edward! XD LOL
THUMBS UP!!!
Mrs4ever2gether 6 months ago
I just can't hear the original anymore... I yell "who the fuck is Alice?!" all the time.
JoanOfArc10 6 months ago
its better when english people sing it
NickLuke90 6 months ago
Who the fuck is Sally?
DandM721 6 months ago 4
who the fuck is alice actually???? i would like to meet her :D naked baby with some sour cream and a bottle of olive oil and a nice big pair of grapes :P mmmmmm alice alice who is that naughty girl called alice ;) ive just had a hanky. merry sunday. x
aido88 6 months ago
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER. do you speak it?!
ilmanti 6 months ago 3
@ilmanti Pulp Fiction <3
ProtoPk 6 months ago
its carved our initials deep in the bark lol not got some religon
darthkazden 6 months ago
the spelling is atrocious .....
pbyeoh 6 months ago
Reminds me of my Grandad R.I.P x
ericprodrift 6 months ago
lol, he obviously did the speling thing on purpose you dweezles
statticaddict8 6 months ago 2
@statticaddict8 Why obviously? There's no need for it, except he doesn't know how to spell.
brookpauljones 6 months ago
@brookpauljones well brook paul jones because hes spelling it how it sounds, like they're old school hicks that sang the song in the first place eh? whatcha think about that? its a goofy song with goofy spelling you goofy person, get over it!
statticaddict8 6 months ago
Speak and Spell obviously didn't work for you.
AreWeScientists 7 months ago
WHO THE FUCK WAS YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER?
alexalex435 7 months ago 108
@alexalex435 was it alice
GeneralSesh 6 months ago
@alexalex435 could not hear these are not words of english this is my favourite scottish so let him speak he might not like your foockin spelling or speakin suggestions or he might have not liked to learn english
keep your foockin english in foockin england border let da scottish ppl be freed from shite t
they have gotten enough from you now they are running their unis on their way they are charging none scottish uk students soon they would decide their own what they posses
adolf1Abbass 4 months ago
wait there a second you lot, i just going to grab my steps from the van. might make it a little easier for you oh so perfect dickheads to get of your high horses!!!! how this for a new innovation. . . . . . . . . . WATCH THE VIDEO, ENJOY THE SONG AND ACTUALLY THANK THE UPLOADER FOR TAKING THE TIME TO UPLOAD THIS CLASSIC!!!
nakedquaddie 7 months ago
limozine diserpered ---- WHAT? :D
somaviki 7 months ago
Nice spelling mistakes man!
smbatpogosyan 7 months ago
It was Smokey not Slade
salpbiz 7 months ago
what happend with the english language
:)
chandane 7 months ago
Porto, who the FUCK is Porto? SLB 4EVER!!!!!
Da51lva 7 months ago
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smdachilles 7 months ago
These comments basically say it all. How can you live in the UK and have such poor knowledge of how even the easiest words are spelled in English??
Kevin00405 7 months ago
Wtf
lazartjuh 8 months ago
thanks for taking effort to put this up..i was searching for this sometime back !
buntyshailesh 8 months ago
You're from the UK. English is your native tongue. We have a literacy rate greater than 99% of the population. Yet you can't fucking spell common words like "heard"? Or properly capitalise "Alice"?
Simply put, you disgust me. You are a representative of all that is wrong with the world as we live in it today. For Christ's sake, you could have just copy-pasted the lyrics from a quick Google search. Then it would have been legible. And suitable, given how little effort you put into simple tasks.
Zoomy 8 months ago
alice is the best hooker of the country
janno2524 8 months ago
29 people know who alice was!!
pkulkarni86 8 months ago
alice is my girle friend lol
aqcuazico 8 months ago
The should be the theme song for the resident evil movies
staticVoid2 8 months ago 3
I love this song so much it's funny as HELL lmafo
preciouseloveu 8 months ago
24 years sounds like obession not a crush
Quindian29 8 months ago
my name is alice but spell different as its alyce i rememember when my sisters and brother saying who the fuck is alice? i like it coz its pretty much cool
watups12 8 months ago
who the fuck hat diese lyrics gepostet??? Da kriegt man ja englischen Augenkrebs...
rowdy2664 8 months ago
i'm alice
alicewomblewatkins 9 months ago 7
my name is Alice:)
alice300996 9 months ago
@alice300996 so who the fuck are you?? #lol
STI828 9 months ago 3
SPELLING, WHO THE FUCK IS SPELLING?
xxastor97xx 9 months ago 20
Well , have dyislexia and I can't spell at alll so I don't think it rite bullying some one for the spell when you don't no the and there just might be a Reson just because YOU can't spell didn't mean every one can Just saying :/
lululollipopxxx 9 months ago
Learn to spell ?
charandizzie 9 months ago
diserpered lol
MrCheekyotter 9 months ago
At least you spelled the word Fuck correctly...
Volborg21 9 months ago 5
35 and counting...
thenator1000 9 months ago
Who the fuck taught you to spell?
Epsilonite 9 months ago 2
WHo THE FUCK ATE MY SANDVICH (serously)??!!
theFoxxx866 9 months ago
are you sure that english is your native language??? =)
punkprincess094ever 9 months ago
MEEE I"M ALICE
luthehappy7 9 months ago
Spelling! Who the fuck is spelling?!
hotinthe 10 months ago 17
@hotinthe
lllloooollll
ronaldo70003 9 months ago
don't post video's until you learn to spell!
dizzipiskio 10 months ago
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ALICE, WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE!
adyboss10 10 months ago
ALICE ALICE WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE...
A SLAG.
eddybwfc22 10 months ago
ALICE OF WONDERLAND.. or something :P
xMLJV 10 months ago
OOH I DON'T KNOW WHY SHES LEAVING, OR WHERES SHES GONNA GO
SirCrouch1 10 months ago 3
you cant fucking spell retard!
bovva99 10 months ago
one of life's great mysteries. who the fuck is alice?
zombieflop 10 months ago
HAHAHAHA!!!! GREW UP TOGETHER TWO KIDS IN A BAR!!! GOT SOME RELIGION DEEP IN THE BAR!!!! what a damn awesome bar!!! i guess u meant..."grew up together two kids in the park, carved our initials, deep in the bark"... yes u posted this years ago and im pretty sure uve been corrected many times...but its still funny! THANX for uploading the song! cheers!
Wakipenda 10 months ago
ALAKAZAM
guitain 11 months ago
One time I was in french class and the whole class started singing this song to me and i was just sitting there like ok...then.
xxAlicexxhnp 11 months ago
24 years he didn't had balls to tell her :/
baznian 11 months ago 8
as long as you know what the word is WHO THE FUCK CARES?
shizuko33 11 months ago
by the way, who's alice?
BradleyH876 11 months ago
LOLLZZZZZ
MsBananahands 11 months ago
I don't no :D:D:D:D:D OMG :DD who the fuck makes that song??:D:D:D
muahaha234 11 months ago
A five year old has better spelling. Or is it a fve yer ol has beter spelin.
CodWiiForums 11 months ago 2
haw i am felling ? :D omg..
petryskooo 11 months ago
nice lyrics, can you spot all 47 mistakes?
jjuliusr 11 months ago
This song was big in Adelaide as my daughter Alice was born
zefer14 11 months ago
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yugiohbat 11 months ago
@yugiohbat sorry i meant living next door to alice, but Smokey does sing it, so you should really get the right singer for the song.....
yugiohbat 11 months ago
Sitting on Olas Altas Street in Puerto Vallarta listening to hundreds of drunk people sing and watching them dance to this song at ANDALE - the greatest dive in the world.
TruthinFilm 1 year ago
@TruthinFilm or Ally Bally Bee -_-
yugiohbat 11 months ago
LEARN TO SPELL.
SammoYeah 1 year ago 158
@SammoYeah you're so right... It's fucking ennoying!
xkceob 11 months ago
@SammoYeah lol
coolparsons 10 months ago
@SammoYeah Learn to not give a rats ass about shit that doesn't matter.
Mehlysah 9 months ago
@SammoYeah Shut the fuck up at least it's on youtube
preciouseloveu 8 months ago
@SammoYeah Why? What would be the point to lean how to spell. I don't see a point.
kristiee12345 7 months ago
@SammoYeah SUCK MY BIG HAIRY DANGLERS!!!
nakedquaddie 7 months ago
everyone ings this song to me! :@ loool coz my name is Alice.. its a curse... its either alice in wonderland or this song lol!
XxlouieloxX 1 year ago
@XxlouieloxX same -.-
yugiohbat 11 months ago
@XxlouieloxX or Ally Bally Bee -_-
yugiohbat 11 months ago
The song of great drunken memories.
Scorchful 1 year ago 3
who cares about spelling when you can understand the words anyways. LIKE THE SONG SAYS WHO THE F---K IS ALICE . YA-HOO
kingdog768 1 year ago
Brilliant version of a great song but with 35 spelling mistakes in the lyrics I am amazed that English is your native language.
However, still good that you took the trouble to post.
mikethefoto 1 year ago 72
@mikethefoto bit weird that you have counted
kirkhamjf 10 months ago
@mikethefoto as if you counted the spelling mistakes hahaha its truu tho
Adams4Life97 8 months ago
@mikethefoto what an ass hole you are !
kristiee12345 8 months ago
@kristiee12345
Thanks for that incisive & intelligent comment. Pity you can't spell either. Probably comes from being a half-wit!
Now go back to playing with your Barbie doll.
mikethefoto 8 months ago
@mikethefoto Go fuck your self :) & have a nice day fagot.
kristiee12345 7 months ago
Fuck sally who's alice Grate Song!!!!
MrKenman1963 1 year ago
some 10 or 12 years ago, when this song came out, I was drivng in RI , in a business trip, and I almost lost control of the car when I heard
WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE
I stiil find it funny
glakagz 1 year ago 2
this is my favorite song of the day
bigskanky10 1 year ago
i sing this all the time to my friend alice :')
Ninjabunneheatinlion 1 year ago 2
great song but seriously whu the fuk is sally?? some dodgy person he new other thn alice? whts next instead of whu the fuk is alice is it gunna b sally whu the fuk is sally?
joshy13best 1 year ago
Who Is Alice? and Who The Fuck Is Alice? Do They looks good? if they do give me the phone numbers or adresses xD
mundegeden 1 year ago
HAHA. You spelt 'Leaving' wrong.
KillCrazy1994 1 year ago
@KillCrazy1994 they spealt A LOT of things wrong...
arsenalftw23 1 year ago
The lyrics are terrible... sorry
ohSHISHAsoul 1 year ago
My names Alice, Ive had ''Alice, Alice....Who the fuck is Alice'' ALL my life.
AliceRebeckahh 1 year ago
@CallumJones158. If it was not for my dad, I would no be listening to this song. I love it. You have uploaded a brilliant song.
natjadea09 1 year ago
"youse" hahahaha thats my fav. =) its "used"
punkprincess094ever 1 year ago
learn how to spell!!! you suck at spelling!!!
shnazzmeister 1 year ago
PALACE PALACE WHO THE FUCK ARE PALACE AHAHA
mfc07 1 year ago
who sings this
anything19909 1 year ago
@anything19909 i think it's smokie
namdamada 1 year ago
smokie
bartpul 1 year ago
@anything19909 smokie
bartpul 1 year ago
This is kurwa funny
Elvenos1 1 year ago
eeeei my name is alice becarefull your words!
Theamafriends 1 year ago
HAHA "grew up together two kids in a bar got some religon deep in the ber" WWTTFF its "Grew up together, two kids in the park, carved our initials deep in the bark" you failure
Lumey100 1 year ago
24 Years just waiting for a chance to tell her how i feel maybe get into her pants :D
Lumey100 1 year ago
your lyrics aren't even CLOSE to the actual lyrics mate.. they are wrong both lyrical, as well as spelling and grammar wise..
in other words - you're a right bloody twat mate. tr'a
johnny6ryefield 1 year ago
my name is alice and when someone says alice?who the fuck is alice to me i just say im alice thats who the fuck is alice
Smallville9ck 1 year ago
my son could have written the lyrics better and he isn't even planed yet.
bluskamqko 1 year ago
Aice is my girlfriend's name... Everyone is joking about me and her. EVERYTIME I talk about her, they anwser "Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?".
Roflmop 1 year ago
Yeah....not im not a fan of this version....
soprano746 1 year ago
"grew up together two kids in a bar, got some religion deep in the bar"
WHAT THE FUCK?
"grew up together, two kids in the park carved our initials deep in the bark"
Who the fuck is Alice?
gipskartonplatte 1 year ago
@gipskartonplatte lol thats so fuckin funny i think i just pissed in my pants :D Omg how can somebody mix up lyrics that much?! :D
VioletCandyy 1 year ago
By the way who the f ... is Alice?
cmcweo 1 year ago
this who the fuck is alice thing is ruining the song :(
Horcsogg 1 year ago
love this song. a guy called dale does a cover of it. epic after 10 pints of thatchers
jamesmlewis1234 1 year ago
"SLADE"???? its SMOKIE get it right!!
jonnygb4 1 year ago
Dude, improve your goddamned spelling or grammar-nazis like me are going to come and burn down your house as punishment.
Harsh I know but thats just how we roll...
Spriggs2705 1 year ago 2
who the fvck is alice!!!!!
benkingdomheartsfan 1 year ago
כה אההה?!?! שלא יחשבו שאנחנו ערבים או משו... israel rockssssssss!!!
galyos123 1 year ago
@galyos123
who the fuck is Alice in Hebrew, I suppose.
emeraldriedl 1 year ago
no L.A!!! H.I!!! DOMINOS PIZZA SHLITTTAAA!!!
galyos123 1 year ago
SHITA PITA?
סעמק עם האנגלית האלה
למה אפחד לא יכול להבין עברית? שישברו את הראש!!!
וכן גם אני שונא את דומינוס פיצה
למזלי הם לא ימצאו עובד בשם גרבר 226.....
gerber226 1 year ago
great songg!!!! love it!!!
galyos123 1 year ago
hey! i know you! you work in DOMINOS PIZZA in L.A, right?
gerber226 1 year ago
That spelling - are you serious?!
phb2409 1 year ago
H@H@
Who the f**k is Alice?
Nice Song!
TheNumn 1 year ago
naw cos :D:D
PferdePios 1 year ago
Grew up together,
Two kids in the park,
Carved our initials,
Deep in the bark,
Me and Alice. .........dude u stink......i u don't know the lyrics don't make them up ...it's just wrong !
raizentoushi 1 year ago
the lycris is terrible !
but good song
MsNothX 1 year ago
i looooove this song specially for who the f**k is alice ;-p
ESYxFROMxSTARZZZ 1 year ago
great song
MANSBRIDGGE 1 year ago
YB who the Fuck is YB??
HCWAnimations 1 year ago
Sorry to hear that Alice! My Dad loves Smokie and i heard this a long time ago and its just as good today
tristaleebeatles 1 year ago
Song is great very funny.lol
franswiftla 1 year ago
ur so dumb in spelling
MrCasey19 1 year ago
my first tyme i am hearing :P not that good !@#!@#!@#! who the fuck is alice!@#! and i just tipe just like sung nad this cum :PxD:DD!@#!@#!
kaaz46 1 year ago
ALICE, WHO THE F*&? IS ALICE
Zackareh01 1 year ago
Woooooooooooooow speling =/
bbnts 1 year ago
learn to spell dick head
taged38 1 year ago 2