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  • @SLHAndDHI Your the reason I hate kids in the Internet.

  • I stumbled across your video and i couldn't help but think, on how much it must suck to eat where you live. Not only that but its fast food what the fuck are you looking for a gourmet fucking meal.

  • wow his subway is stingy i get way more ingridients on my subway sandwiches

  • do you really need to smack your lips like your a fucking pro trying to figure out what everything in it is like mhe mhe mhe em em

  • 3 BUCKS!!!??? Here in Norway (with the current valuta) it's about $12 just for a standar, small sandwich! W.T.F???

  • @ScarsOfTheFallen its because everything in Norway is heavily taxed, and fast food in incredibly cheap in US due to its popularity

  • DSP Tries It: Brought to you by the Deliciousness that is Subway Sandwiches!

  • I just fried some chicken then make it into a chicken sandwich ... fucking awesome

  • dsp i live like right next to you

  • giant erection at 4:15.

  • IT's BACK!

  • When we will expect , "DSP tries her"?

  • DSP has a lawyer

  • Nice leg shot.

  • Troll below me

  • fried bread?? really???? please get some credentials, or at least learn that you don't fry bread, you bake it, before you decide to become a food critic, dumbass..... 

  • @babscoolio Clean your ears. He said "FLAT" bread. Look at yourself before calling someone a dumbass.

  • @SebbyZox Actually he did say fried bread at the end of the video 7:03

  • @babscoolio FLAT BREAD dumbshit.

  • watching this makes me hungry... :-(

  • lol taking bites from the middle

  • who the fuck puts their fast food on a plate?

  • @mmousefan010 ........me

  • how to make my custom subway sandwich: any kind of bread steak and cheese toasted with pickles banana peppers and a lot of spicy buffalo sauce oh and provolone cheese

  • at 4:10 im gonna admit, i felt like a penis

  • I really Love the Little story that Phil is telling in the First 3 Minutes

    its a King of Hate classic for me

  • this is the first video I've seen from DSP. made me subscribe.

  • fuck man do i really have to go to subway now at 4:30 am

  • Subway sam would be proud.

  • for some reason i love the sound of phil chewing :s

  • @TheAzzy98 Hahaha Kinky

  • @TheAzzy98 Me too, its addicting but kinda weird?

  • Phil if you keep eating this shit you'll die in few years...

  • EAT FUCKING FRESH

  • @JohnRamb0Presents you fail at trolling

  • @JohnRamb0Presents stop posing fag

  • @JohnRamb0Presents Nice.

  • EAT FRESH! EAT FRESH MOTHAFUCKERS, EAT FRESH!

  • @incredicassio yee

  • Lol he has the worst location of subway and BK....but im jealous of Duchess and Jacks Burgers >.<

  • AT LEAST UR EATING FRESH

  • lol conneticut dont give a shit about breakfast what fuckin slackers thats not called subway

  • lol ooo no eggs in stock = bullshit ahahahhaah

  • eggs or no eggs who cares

  • yeah you keep telling yourself you're taking another bite to taste the ham...

  • @youngdeejaye sorry, should he not eat the food he just bought? wtf dude.

  • $3!!!!!!! you can get 3 big macs for that

  • 3:20 play button

  • it says 7am yet store hours say they open at 9am

  • @cutyhil rofl is that you in that video? your hideous.

  • Subway is like the most over-priced restaurant here in UK

  • @knapman22 usa too...a sandwich isnt worth 5-10 dollars honestly

  • @codfatherxx1

    it is a statement that cant be true or false

    (IE.) the statement below is true

    the statement above is false

  • If you observe very carefully, DSP's PS3 is on and a disc is in, which is presumably a DVD because no games for PS3 were released around 23-25th October

  • I remember my dad was in town visiting me and and i was dropping him off to the airport in the morning, we stopped in a subway for breakfast and i have to say they have the WORST tasting breakfast sandwiches in the world. We had to throw it away after a few bites =(

  • wow so many fans want "dsp tries it" back. you wouldn't just ignore all these fans would you dsp? *nudge nudge* lol

  • Yeah, I commented on another video of yours, but your local fast food joints just plain SUCK.

  • subways is freaking gross

  • fuck it i would shovel all that shit down my breathing hole.

  • @djmixmac Well that comment was a little redundant!

  • @djmixmac so?? he is fat and overweight but thats phill its his image ik he wasn't fat he wouldnt be funny so go fuck yourself asshole

  • @gekkekaas so basically you're saying that he's funny because he's fat? I honestly don't get how that is funny. And what's with the offensive language?

    Oh wait - you're Dutch. Yeah, Dutch people seem to like offensive language and bad humor.

  • @aapinator no you might confuse that with germans ;)

  • @gekkekaas Nee hoor, ik heb het over Nederlanders :)

  • @djmixmac WHO CARES?!? His personality is what counts, and it makes him a great guy!

    (i personally think he's not fat)

  • Haters are you feeling jelly

  • why don´t you kill yourselfe?

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  • @KINECTHERO123 what the hell is wrong whit you

  • @Marjoss1 he works for machinima now so....

  • @Marjoss1 I can see why you would be too. I think you meant unemployed lol

  • Honestly Subway sucks dick, there always stingy with what they give you, there always out of ingredients. Just really bad overall.

  • Sometimes i wish i had powers to reach into any screen and grab whatever is there. 

  • The sound of him chewing makes me want to fucking puke!

  • well napkins have ink on it, well coloured ones do. Do you wanna wrap dat aroound ur sandwich?

  • I can't trust napkins anymore

  • some ppl in the world don't even have food. subway is the best. don't critisize.

  • @ghool1000 Every subway i have ever been to has either 15 year old kids, or pathetic adults with terrible attitudes. Food ain't bad, but the customer service is awwwwful

  • I work at Subway in Stockholm/Sweden and we don't even have a breakfast menu :P but we have cofee LOL! :)

  • My Subway is perfectly fine. It's really good I think the restraunts where phil lives suck alot XD

  • he should try KFC

  • Man, he is seriously decked out in his own stuff. I mean who has their name and shit on a damn apron?

  • Subway is intended for soft diets, and healthy eating. With all do respect it's purposely suppose to not have a wealthy amount of ingredients on the inside. It's actually suppose to be thin, and little. I work at Subway they explained this to me when I applied. :3

  • @MrNaminder what does paradox mean?

  • Potbelly's ftw

  • you chew like a fucking donkey

  • @Sensfan42 So does your mom.

  • these always make me hungry for what your eating, subway mc donalds etc. should be paying you for advertising there food lol

  • aahh i love subway

  • ok this is wht i dont understand why does subway say " eat fresh " ? when there are flys all over the meat

  • Must buy Subway.

  • As someone who knows a Subway owner, trust me, NO ONE gets the breakfast. It's a waste to order the shipment at all (and a waste of staff hours).

  • the subways in nyc load your sandwiches with a ton of stuff, its ridiculous.

  • @iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa remember that not everybody needs a job :)

  • @OfficialDmack716 Yeah Vietnam Vets and people with no legs.

  • @iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa yeah obviously you didnt get my point in the last comment..so let me RE-PHRASE this for you. Some people were just simply born with a silver spoon (financially well off), therefore their kids dont have to work if they dont want to. Also, I get the sense that your miserable with your 9-5 job or whatever you have, and you cant sit on your ass and still have money..so maybe i cleared that up for you? and if i didn't so be it.

  • @OfficialDmack716 hahahahah you cant admit my reply wasnt funny lol unless your a vet with no legs O_O

  • @iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa god bless america

  • @iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa he was laid off and is unemployed. But Machinima pays him AND he's a youtube partner. So you sure do know what you're talking about.

  • @iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa Maybe he bought that stuff before he lost his job? Use your brain atleast.

  • @iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa he has a job. he makes money from the videos he makes because hes partnered

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  • subways in maryland arent stingy in the least way...wtf

  • have you seen their eggs? its like a slab of precooked egg whites that they cut to order....gross;)

  • So they dont have it in WDC ?

  • DSP u should try the new XXL Chalupa from taco bell

  • DSP u should have frozen that sandwich in a block of ice since its such a collectors item

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  • "Here's your egg omelet. Which... PFFFFT!" I fuckin' lol'd.

  • 3 people commented about your penis or whatever,hilarious i hope your girls lol

  • Next Episode of DSP tries it: The hunt for the Subway cup of coffee

  • that is his knee!!!! 

  • subways where i live give you TONS of stuff to eat they hand that shit out lolxD

  • everyone who dislikes this video works at subway

  • it's not the only thing thats 6 inches

  • @scroggz20 rofl

  • at 4:14 i was thinking u had some porn magazines somewhere

  • damnit!!! this is not a thats what she said moment

  • This does not happen on my country, but on my country, we only get stuff after they are successfully sold in the USA and then they MIGHT come.

  • i tried the bk breakfast it had to be his sandwich cause mine was good and my subway was good to so either its all his food stores or his taste is shit

  • LOL @ the CC, it doesn't make any sense.

  • good eating there

  • Send this video to subway regional HQ. They will give you a meal voucher. if the owner is an asshole then subway will deal with him

  • did phil have a boner.......

  • @CageTE17 ... what?

  • @stefman666 when the camera was pointed down I swear I saw an abnormal lump....

  • @CageTE17 he... loves food? O.o

  • Subway Eat Flesh err Fresh -_-

  • @TheHeartless09 made me laugh

  • I drove by a Subway several years ago and they had a sign on the door that said, "Closed - Out of Bread." That's like Phil wearing a sign that says, "Out of Funny Commentary."

  • 5:13 to 5:18 <- omg phil chew like an intelligent man in front of 34k viewers ...

  • Here in Canada we have another sub place called Mr. Sub, I like this place better due to the fresh ingredients and nice/friendly staff.

  • No wonder jared lost so much weight

  • subway is skimpy on ingredients everywhere. the subs are nowhere close to what they look like on the commercials

  • Hahaa ur vids are so funny.

  • im sure you could make that on ur own

  • Every subway is stingy.

  • @getfuzzy101 very true unless you know someone who works there, but i agree.

  • @getfuzzy101 mine acutally is pretyt generous, in fact the main complaint from people is that my subway puts TOO MUCH stuff on XD

  • @getfuzzy101 Fresh ingredients! And as few as possible!

  • @getfuzzy101 not me

  • Honestly, the size of your sandwich and the egg are plentiful. I think you are just stuck in typical American portion sizes... And for 3 dollars, give me a break!

  • @thisisnotagame08 yea well i love american portions so fuck u asshole

  • 4:12 his ps3 is still on

  • i'd write to the regional manager including the address of your videos on their shoddy stock and opening problems

  • r u goin to get the sunrise sandwich at subway. i was watching football last night and i swear every other commercial it came up

  • First eggs, then eggs again, then coffee, then coffee again!?!?!? What's next outta fuckin' grills to cook the food?

  • Damn SubWay's slackin on the east coast it seems

  • What's with people complaining about his chewing? I can't hear it-.-

  • @FrtizEgon89 Me to anybody else

  • @FritzEgon89 im with you :)

  • @garay57 oooh <3 :)

  • @FritzEgon89 We're with ya :)

  • @GtAusMaster thats cool! :)

  • @FritzEgon89 He did.

  • @sub2me4areview yep. but when i wrote it he didnt at this time

  • @FritzEgon89 I think he tried Dominosï