I stumbled across your video and i couldn't help but think, on how much it must suck to eat where you live. Not only that but its fast food what the fuck are you looking for a gourmet fucking meal.
fried bread?? really???? please get some credentials, or at least learn that you don't fry bread, you bake it, before you decide to become a food critic, dumbass..... 
how to make my custom subway sandwich: any kind of bread steak and cheese toasted with pickles banana peppers and a lot of spicy buffalo sauce oh and provolone cheese
If you observe very carefully, DSP's PS3 is on and a disc is in, which is presumably a DVD because no games for PS3 were released around 23-25th October
I remember my dad was in town visiting me and and i was dropping him off to the airport in the morning, we stopped in a subway for breakfast and i have to say they have the WORST tasting breakfast sandwiches in the world. We had to throw it away after a few bites =(
@gekkekaas so basically you're saying that he's funny because he's fat? I honestly don't get how that is funny. And what's with the offensive language?
Oh wait - you're Dutch. Yeah, Dutch people seem to like offensive language and bad humor.
@ghool1000 Every subway i have ever been to has either 15 year old kids, or pathetic adults with terrible attitudes. Food ain't bad, but the customer service is awwwwful
Subway is intended for soft diets, and healthy eating. With all do respect it's purposely suppose to not have a wealthy amount of ingredients on the inside. It's actually suppose to be thin, and little. I work at Subway they explained this to me when I applied. :3
@iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa yeah obviously you didnt get my point in the last comment..so let me RE-PHRASE this for you. Some people were just simply born with a silver spoon (financially well off), therefore their kids dont have to work if they dont want to. Also, I get the sense that your miserable with your 9-5 job or whatever you have, and you cant sit on your ass and still have money..so maybe i cleared that up for you? and if i didn't so be it.
@iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa he was laid off and is unemployed. But Machinima pays him AND he's a youtube partner. So you sure do know what you're talking about.
i tried the bk breakfast it had to be his sandwich cause mine was good and my subway was good to so either its all his food stores or his taste is shit
I drove by a Subway several years ago and they had a sign on the door that said, "Closed - Out of Bread." That's like Phil wearing a sign that says, "Out of Funny Commentary."
Honestly, the size of your sandwich and the egg are plentiful. I think you are just stuck in typical American portion sizes... And for 3 dollars, give me a break!
@SLHAndDHI Your the reason I hate kids in the Internet.
CMPunkMassaroSVR 2 days ago
I stumbled across your video and i couldn't help but think, on how much it must suck to eat where you live. Not only that but its fast food what the fuck are you looking for a gourmet fucking meal.
alexleyva90 2 days ago
wow his subway is stingy i get way more ingridients on my subway sandwiches
123dopper 3 days ago
do you really need to smack your lips like your a fucking pro trying to figure out what everything in it is like mhe mhe mhe em em
SLHAndDHI 2 weeks ago
3 BUCKS!!!??? Here in Norway (with the current valuta) it's about $12 just for a standar, small sandwich! W.T.F???
ScarsOfTheFallen 1 month ago 3
@ScarsOfTheFallen its because everything in Norway is heavily taxed, and fast food in incredibly cheap in US due to its popularity
silverboltion 1 week ago
DSP Tries It: Brought to you by the Deliciousness that is Subway Sandwiches!
MrPandamania 1 month ago
I just fried some chicken then make it into a chicken sandwich ... fucking awesome
connorp2008PSN 1 month ago
dsp i live like right next to you
BeastFlow85 1 month ago
giant erection at 4:15.
forzaken66 1 month ago
IT's BACK!
BoneThug223 1 month ago
When we will expect , "DSP tries her"?
L3gion3r 1 month ago 4
DSP has a lawyer
DRA1011 1 month ago
Nice leg shot.
Doorstop1227 1 month ago 2
Troll below me
MrGamemaster11111 1 month ago 3
fried bread?? really???? please get some credentials, or at least learn that you don't fry bread, you bake it, before you decide to become a food critic, dumbass..... 
babscoolio 1 month ago
@babscoolio Clean your ears. He said "FLAT" bread. Look at yourself before calling someone a dumbass.
SebbyZox 1 month ago
@SebbyZox Actually he did say fried bread at the end of the video 7:03
xxduberryxx 1 month ago
@babscoolio FLAT BREAD dumbshit.
zombieslayer67 1 month ago
watching this makes me hungry... :-(
c2thew 1 month ago
lol taking bites from the middle
lxTheDukexl 2 months ago
who the fuck puts their fast food on a plate?
mmousefan010 2 months ago
@mmousefan010 ........me
TokyoReborn 1 month ago
how to make my custom subway sandwich: any kind of bread steak and cheese toasted with pickles banana peppers and a lot of spicy buffalo sauce oh and provolone cheese
megasuperepickadog 2 months ago
at 4:10 im gonna admit, i felt like a penis
GamingOnCrack 3 months ago 8
I really Love the Little story that Phil is telling in the First 3 Minutes
its a King of Hate classic for me
musicisthebestF 3 months ago 4
this is the first video I've seen from DSP. made me subscribe.
smeacythe 3 months ago
fuck man do i really have to go to subway now at 4:30 am
Raffael900me 3 months ago
Subway sam would be proud.
CMPunkMassaroSVR 3 months ago
for some reason i love the sound of phil chewing :s
TheAzzy98 3 months ago
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@TheAzzy98 thats cause you a sick cocksucka watching cheap porn no charge!
RILEYTHER00FER 3 months ago
@TheAzzy98 Hahaha Kinky
TheSingerWhoEats 3 months ago
@TheAzzy98 Me too, its addicting but kinda weird?
IAmTheApa 2 months ago
Phil if you keep eating this shit you'll die in few years...
nicolalibero93 3 months ago
EAT FUCKING FRESH
Negenity 4 months ago
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i know me and my gay lover phil have fans that watch these and jerk off.
JohnRamb0Presents 4 months ago
@JohnRamb0Presents you fail at trolling
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@NintendmanMidget i know you're obsession you want phil badly sorry he's my boy toy
JohnRamb0Presents 4 months ago
@JohnRamb0Presents stop posing fag
battelman97 3 months ago
@JohnRamb0Presents Nice.
juggernaut725 4 months ago
EAT FRESH! EAT FRESH MOTHAFUCKERS, EAT FRESH!
incredicassio 4 months ago 67
@incredicassio yee
TehAsianFoo 4 months ago in playlist DSP Tries It
Lol he has the worst location of subway and BK....but im jealous of Duchess and Jacks Burgers >.<
xXrobjobXx 4 months ago in playlist DSP Tries It
AT LEAST UR EATING FRESH
pinkyypeguin 4 months ago
lol conneticut dont give a shit about breakfast what fuckin slackers thats not called subway
Raffael900me 5 months ago
lol ooo no eggs in stock = bullshit ahahahhaah
Raffael900me 5 months ago
eggs or no eggs who cares
Raffael900me 5 months ago
yeah you keep telling yourself you're taking another bite to taste the ham...
youngdeejaye 5 months ago
@youngdeejaye sorry, should he not eat the food he just bought? wtf dude.
stefman666 4 months ago in playlist DSP Tries It
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phil you are a fat pig
mishuleu15 6 months ago
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Dsp should start making dsp tries it again. Thumbs up.
theguy717 6 months ago 63
$3!!!!!!! you can get 3 big macs for that
jordan3802 6 months ago
3:20 play button
MrClonefone 6 months ago
it says 7am yet store hours say they open at 9am
redraidersfan6 6 months ago
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You fat ass keep eating you'll die of a heart disease or heart blockage by your FAT
cutyhil 7 months ago
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SkeelZx3 7 months ago
@cutyhil rofl is that you in that video? your hideous.
psntustin25 7 months ago
Subway is like the most over-priced restaurant here in UK
knapman22 7 months ago
@knapman22 usa too...a sandwich isnt worth 5-10 dollars honestly
XEMOTIONSXPKER 7 months ago
@codfatherxx1
it is a statement that cant be true or false
(IE.) the statement below is true
the statement above is false
redpetrifan23 8 months ago
If you observe very carefully, DSP's PS3 is on and a disc is in, which is presumably a DVD because no games for PS3 were released around 23-25th October
GamingDudez12 8 months ago
I remember my dad was in town visiting me and and i was dropping him off to the airport in the morning, we stopped in a subway for breakfast and i have to say they have the WORST tasting breakfast sandwiches in the world. We had to throw it away after a few bites =(
02M3AASC 8 months ago
wow so many fans want "dsp tries it" back. you wouldn't just ignore all these fans would you dsp? *nudge nudge* lol
Bucwildx26 8 months ago
Yeah, I commented on another video of yours, but your local fast food joints just plain SUCK.
blott1978 8 months ago
subways is freaking gross
MaverickXIII 8 months ago
fuck it i would shovel all that shit down my breathing hole.
kinggreg41189 10 months ago
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djmixmac 10 months ago
@djmixmac Well that comment was a little redundant!
Skullcrusher1 10 months ago 5
@djmixmac so?? he is fat and overweight but thats phill its his image ik he wasn't fat he wouldnt be funny so go fuck yourself asshole
gekkekaas 9 months ago
@gekkekaas so basically you're saying that he's funny because he's fat? I honestly don't get how that is funny. And what's with the offensive language?
Oh wait - you're Dutch. Yeah, Dutch people seem to like offensive language and bad humor.
aapinator 9 months ago
@aapinator no you might confuse that with germans ;)
gekkekaas 8 months ago
@gekkekaas Nee hoor, ik heb het over Nederlanders :)
aapinator 8 months ago
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@djmixmac so?? he is fat and overweight but thats phill its his image if he wasn't fat he wouldnt be funny so go fuck yourself asshole
gekkekaas 9 months ago
@djmixmac WHO CARES?!? His personality is what counts, and it makes him a great guy!
(i personally think he's not fat)
sinisan14 9 months ago
Haters are you feeling jelly
chaser635 10 months ago
why don´t you kill yourselfe?
perjanan 10 months ago
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KINECTHERO123 10 months ago
@KINECTHERO123 what the hell is wrong whit you
pkkinglord 10 months ago
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i can see why you would be unemployed
Marjoss1 10 months ago
@Marjoss1 he works for machinima now so....
xjai21 10 months ago
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i can see why you would be enemployed
Marjoss1 10 months ago
@Marjoss1 I can see why you would be too. I think you meant unemployed lol
FunWithAaron 10 months ago
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You pathetic spoiled bitch :@ !!!
alphakristjan 10 months ago
Honestly Subway sucks dick, there always stingy with what they give you, there always out of ingredients. Just really bad overall.
SavageLatinoKid 11 months ago 2
Sometimes i wish i had powers to reach into any screen and grab whatever is there. 
DeStorm08 11 months ago
The sound of him chewing makes me want to fucking puke!
dvr4fun 11 months ago
well napkins have ink on it, well coloured ones do. Do you wanna wrap dat aroound ur sandwich?
gamingdonnie 1 year ago
I can't trust napkins anymore
vretsam 1 year ago
some ppl in the world don't even have food. subway is the best. don't critisize.
ghool1000 1 year ago
@ghool1000 Every subway i have ever been to has either 15 year old kids, or pathetic adults with terrible attitudes. Food ain't bad, but the customer service is awwwwful
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Nom Nom Nom Nom....
excalibur2112 1 year ago
I work at Subway in Stockholm/Sweden and we don't even have a breakfast menu :P but we have cofee LOL! :)
fantasyguy86 1 year ago 2
My Subway is perfectly fine. It's really good I think the restraunts where phil lives suck alot XD
Shadow5287 1 year ago
he should try KFC
codninjaz1203 1 year ago 3
Man, he is seriously decked out in his own stuff. I mean who has their name and shit on a damn apron?
GFragsHD 1 year ago
Subway is intended for soft diets, and healthy eating. With all do respect it's purposely suppose to not have a wealthy amount of ingredients on the inside. It's actually suppose to be thin, and little. I work at Subway they explained this to me when I applied. :3
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MrNaminder 1 year ago 55
@MrNaminder what does paradox mean?
CODFATHERxx1 8 months ago
Potbelly's ftw
KILLERCORE27 1 year ago
you chew like a fucking donkey
Sensfan42 1 year ago
@Sensfan42 So does your mom.
DTUberPwnGamez 8 months ago
these always make me hungry for what your eating, subway mc donalds etc. should be paying you for advertising there food lol
MIKEHUNT7531 1 year ago
aahh i love subway
MrGunshots 1 year ago
ok this is wht i dont understand why does subway say " eat fresh " ? when there are flys all over the meat
TheBestMusic356 1 year ago
Must buy Subway.
thechoclatewonder 1 year ago
As someone who knows a Subway owner, trust me, NO ONE gets the breakfast. It's a waste to order the shipment at all (and a waste of staff hours).
OneLoveJK 1 year ago
the subways in nyc load your sandwiches with a ton of stuff, its ridiculous.
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Lol dude is unemployed and his house is stacked with gaming equipment surround sound big ass flat screens lol yeah
iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa 1 year ago 10
@iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa remember that not everybody needs a job :)
OfficialDmack716 1 year ago
@OfficialDmack716 Yeah Vietnam Vets and people with no legs.
iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa 1 year ago
@iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa yeah obviously you didnt get my point in the last comment..so let me RE-PHRASE this for you. Some people were just simply born with a silver spoon (financially well off), therefore their kids dont have to work if they dont want to. Also, I get the sense that your miserable with your 9-5 job or whatever you have, and you cant sit on your ass and still have money..so maybe i cleared that up for you? and if i didn't so be it.
OfficialDmack716 1 year ago
@OfficialDmack716 hahahahah you cant admit my reply wasnt funny lol unless your a vet with no legs O_O
iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa 1 year ago
@iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa god bless america
5959512 8 months ago
@iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa he was laid off and is unemployed. But Machinima pays him AND he's a youtube partner. So you sure do know what you're talking about.
jblast8 8 months ago
@iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa Maybe he bought that stuff before he lost his job? Use your brain atleast.
scrapper1280 7 months ago 37
@iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa he has a job. he makes money from the videos he makes because hes partnered
LethalDracO 6 months ago
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stabtheinjustice 6 months ago
subways in maryland arent stingy in the least way...wtf
ferdukie 1 year ago
have you seen their eggs? its like a slab of precooked egg whites that they cut to order....gross;)
LaoboyardEE 1 year ago
So they dont have it in WDC ?
AtomicF 1 year ago
DSP u should try the new XXL Chalupa from taco bell
xRawrTehKittenx 1 year ago
DSP u should have frozen that sandwich in a block of ice since its such a collectors item
Carl7119 1 year ago
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Wintiboy86 1 year ago
"Here's your egg omelet. Which... PFFFFT!" I fuckin' lol'd.
Engravings 1 year ago
3 people commented about your penis or whatever,hilarious i hope your girls lol
gogetasaiyan44 1 year ago
Next Episode of DSP tries it: The hunt for the Subway cup of coffee
Zirka4life 1 year ago
that is his knee!!!! 
thehottyguy23 1 year ago
subways where i live give you TONS of stuff to eat they hand that shit out lolxD
funnywebclips 1 year ago
everyone who dislikes this video works at subway
Chase1171 1 year ago
it's not the only thing thats 6 inches
scroggz20 1 year ago
@scroggz20 rofl
DarkSpartan92 1 year ago
at 4:14 i was thinking u had some porn magazines somewhere
Scorpan44 1 year ago
damnit!!! this is not a thats what she said moment
dragonmasterb101 1 year ago
This does not happen on my country, but on my country, we only get stuff after they are successfully sold in the USA and then they MIGHT come.
TheZakzook 1 year ago
i tried the bk breakfast it had to be his sandwich cause mine was good and my subway was good to so either its all his food stores or his taste is shit
johntedrowjr 1 year ago
LOL @ the CC, it doesn't make any sense.
kisamethesamehada 1 year ago
good eating there
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jasohavents 1 year ago
Send this video to subway regional HQ. They will give you a meal voucher. if the owner is an asshole then subway will deal with him
DaftSneak 1 year ago
did phil have a boner.......
CageTE17 1 year ago
@CageTE17 ... what?
stefman666 1 year ago
@stefman666 when the camera was pointed down I swear I saw an abnormal lump....
CageTE17 1 year ago
@CageTE17 he... loves food? O.o
stefman666 1 year ago
Subway Eat Flesh err Fresh -_-
TheHeartless09 1 year ago
@TheHeartless09 made me laugh
stefman666 1 year ago
I drove by a Subway several years ago and they had a sign on the door that said, "Closed - Out of Bread." That's like Phil wearing a sign that says, "Out of Funny Commentary."
jmc7586 1 year ago 4
5:13 to 5:18 <- omg phil chew like an intelligent man in front of 34k viewers ...
hiddenstaro 1 year ago
Here in Canada we have another sub place called Mr. Sub, I like this place better due to the fresh ingredients and nice/friendly staff.
everettlamb84 1 year ago
No wonder jared lost so much weight
OREXEGG 1 year ago
subway is skimpy on ingredients everywhere. the subs are nowhere close to what they look like on the commercials
Madcc6492 1 year ago
Hahaa ur vids are so funny.
dycarbon1 1 year ago
im sure you could make that on ur own
SuperAl19 1 year ago
Every subway is stingy.
getfuzzy101 1 year ago 61
@getfuzzy101 very true unless you know someone who works there, but i agree.
tazzman560 1 year ago
@getfuzzy101 mine acutally is pretyt generous, in fact the main complaint from people is that my subway puts TOO MUCH stuff on XD
U23Drocs 1 year ago
@getfuzzy101 Fresh ingredients! And as few as possible!
devilxking2 1 year ago
@getfuzzy101 not me
WPAgaming 11 months ago
Honestly, the size of your sandwich and the egg are plentiful. I think you are just stuck in typical American portion sizes... And for 3 dollars, give me a break!
thisisnotagame08 1 year ago
@thisisnotagame08 yea well i love american portions so fuck u asshole
assholefaceman1900 1 year ago
4:12 his ps3 is still on
dilga234 1 year ago
i'd write to the regional manager including the address of your videos on their shoddy stock and opening problems
phobosekt 1 year ago
r u goin to get the sunrise sandwich at subway. i was watching football last night and i swear every other commercial it came up
fancyviper 1 year ago
First eggs, then eggs again, then coffee, then coffee again!?!?!? What's next outta fuckin' grills to cook the food?
123karox 1 year ago
Damn SubWay's slackin on the east coast it seems
MahBoi3579 1 year ago
What's with people complaining about his chewing? I can't hear it-.-
YuriLuvinAnarchist 1 year ago
@FrtizEgon89 Me to anybody else
Deathbysite1 1 year ago
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dsp should try pizza. whos with me? nobody?
ooooh :(
FritzEgon89 1 year ago 90
@FritzEgon89 im with you :)
garay57 1 year ago
@garay57 oooh <3 :)
FritzEgon89 1 year ago
@FritzEgon89 We're with ya :)
GtAusMaster 1 year ago
@GtAusMaster thats cool! :)
FritzEgon89 1 year ago
@FritzEgon89 He did.
sub2me4areview 1 year ago
@sub2me4areview yep. but when i wrote it he didnt at this time
FritzEgon89 1 year ago
@FritzEgon89 I think he tried Dominosï