HEAVEN VAGINUZ

[BlakeOlson64]

You are literate.

[Rockandnerfing]

I hope he knows nit all Christians are like that. Well..... Most of them are, but I'm certinaly not. Funny Video!

[McRaymond100]

What's the name of the song in 2:18?

[Iplaywow997]

I HAVE YOUR SPEAKERS!!!!!!

[immortalcrush]

hell sounds fun............. i luve warm places

[iSarahification]

This was a bit offensive only hipacrits are like that not every said to be Christian is one

You don't just believe and your free

I know that sounds retarded but it's true

[16veins]

His shut up at the end sounds like smosh!

[CompletlyBunned]

SO....when straight WOMEN and gay MEN die they get vaginas?

Fuck this shit, I'm going to Hell.

[GinChan4427]

@CompletlyBunned rock on bro lol ~winning :D

[GinChan4427]

@CompletlyBunned lmao....you...are... god xDD right on man

[themadhatter10771]

i know a lot of people just like that, and they annoy me so much

[jesses1]

lol I. Am. Not....... offended

[cRazyCluckeRs]

I swear every time I watch this video I rewind it to see if I missed it the first time!! I'm so gullible XD

[KekeIrIsVaMp]

the vagina's are kissing me

[DahvieVanityInsanity]

This actually makes sense... c;

[kristina711mm]

Love your hat :)

[SharkfestX]

Lol this was hilarious. I love it Greg.

[celloplayer143]

"he even watches me pee"

"Yes"

[JazzieSpazzy911]

Thought yuh were makin fun of shanedawson...XDD

[Jaxxey98]

Hit like if you checked if Onision REALLY did hit the button in the beginning :D

[xXlunartearsXx]

I stopped paying attention after I realized the background music was like The intro to MCR's first album :O

[haleycooHal]

damn , i would marry onision, we have too much in common lmfao well .... exept ... im not good looking or his age. oh well. lol

[MrDreamfucker]

lollllzzzzz. cool story bro!

[TheHardcoreDanceKing]

The song in the baground? Was that the intro to the first my chemical romance album? Nice choice ;D

[pineapplefun1011]

what the fuck

[DudeLoveYaBumHole]

That's strangely beautiful.

[TheChillskaters]

i actually agree with the

[Unintelligenda]

Excellent. 

[deadlockvegeta]

696 people were sinnerz

[Warriorsluvv3r]

This is great <3

[guepardomorado88]

Thumbs up if at 2:18 you rewound the video to check when he pressed the button because you missed it the first time.

[sk8teboihustla]

Omg..this was so funny

[confusdsincbirth]

Lmao, I love this[:

[Blobbob54]

lololol, is there possibly more shit like this in another single video?

[ChelseaMissi]

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW ME.

[CrapOLantern101]

i see your skyrim poseter map

[corneliushicks]

omg



[MissMess420]

Cant see air... but you breathe it... it keeps you alive. Just like God. It was pretty funny though lmao

[GDragonismine]

this is so true

[TheHardcoreDanceKing]

but isn't there no sex in hevan???

[exra82]

@TheHardcoreDanceKing yea or in hell

[TheHardcoreDanceKing]

what do you think (budist is that how you spell it but anyway) how do you think they think about this video????

[Scottoakley1]

Im not offend but i do not agree not at all i belive in god and you too. Just saying

[Thatguywithlogic]

If Christians really believe that non-believers are going to hell the least they can do is let us laugh at them while we're here.

[DouglasCheesington]

why are the vaginas sideways?

[dokurodeathangel]

Lol, I just find it funny how christians just get so offensive when you ask questions like this. Once again, science saves the day~

[thadarkangle45]

I Acually like when people Try to look down on me for not being the strongest christan in the world. It gives a chance to act like that Biggest Asshole in the world. Which is fun as Hell. xD

[Alovesdogs]

ya know, i'm a christian, but i still really respect and appreciate this video. it pisses me off when people act like this. i know you aren't a christian, but i still like this video.

[1XxKnivesandPensxX1]

Im a christain. Lots of people in our religoin act like this. LOTS

[KuhlHombroBOBSalut]

What about if you're a girl?o.O" P.S.----> I'm a Seventh Day Adventist :p

[mzkilla100]

ouhh you need god you just dont know it yet Hahahaha

[EatMiWhileImHot]

all time favorite video!

[1290qazplm1]

I mean, I would understand if Onision doesn't believe in Christianity and just got annoyed by people preaching at him. But this still seems overly violent, seems like he really hates Christians

[heartbroken0kitty]

haha so accurate :D

[cocochanel9421]

Dude get a life stoo making fun of God, he will come one day and you will be sorry i promiss you... Just wait and see!!

[LiiViirus]

@cocochanel9421 agreed this is the only thing i dont like about onision

[MalliMosh]

@cocochanel9421 god is not real

[fatpanther99]

MalliMosh fuck u god is real

[TheTrickster626]

@fatpanther99 This video explains who you are.

[ImonlyEdd]

@fatpanther99 Everyone has opinions and that's not a stated fact. If you believe in God that's awesome, If they don't then that's just them. No need to get Mad because of other peoples belief.

[ClenchedHeart]

I dont belive in God and this is exactly the conversations i have with bible thumpers at my school -_-

[MrSide128]

ill admit i believe in god. dont go to church but this is pretty damn funny xD

[6rozika9]

your hair must be so silky smooth after shooting that video xD

[BluTrojanHorse]

We need at least 3 minutes of Jeremiah the christian warrior.

[Ninjaneko666]

1- i see a skyrim map <3 2- i want his hat and 3- JEREMIAH the CHRISTIAN WARRIOR!!!

[THEsuperCourier]

Now that Onison's back from saving souls himself and onto comedy again, we can all ascend to a higher plain. Thanks for sharing.

[xNickRox]

That's not "Heaven Vagina's"... SOPA (despite not passing) censored that.

[XDpeanutbutterjelly]

@HeyMahiahGirl hes JEREMIAH THE CHRISTIAN WARRIOR! xD

[rFactorF4]

Thats not how they really do that. They come with open arms. But, they are kinda strict.

[Andrezzavitt]

I love the hats he use!

[DxMxAxR]

someone said the same thing to me about air when i said you can't see God! LOL

[dude13zo]

LOL its so funny! Your a talentless tasteless douchebag with idiot sheep for fans!

You make me laugh! not because your funny though! Because you really really suck!LOL

[DxMxAxR]

@dude13zo LOL! That is funny considering you just described yourself! >;P

[dude13zo]

@DxMxAxR You sir are a moronic manchild.

[Alexanderthegreat119]

Skyrim map FTW(0:58 Right hand corner )

[ZeoDeoWTF]

Hahaha, Can't stop laughing!!

[gloopy9]

Thumbs up if you went back to the video to see if he actually hit a panic button! =)

[NiceAngel4545]

Sorry about that stupid comment XD

[NiceAngel4545]

Omg was he playing roblox?

[Kassondra143]

HEAVEN PENIS!

[AnastasiaMarieify]

I love when he likes everywhere and starts waving the brush in a circle lmao

[BANDITHIROKUA]

Not gonna lie, I'd probably have the same exact conversation if someone was trying to convert me

[HeyMahiahGirl]

I am a Christian and this is freaking hilarious xD

[Dina2662]

Haha guys mcr did do a version of it on their album but it's not actually their song

[Draculiod]

@Dina2662 I heard mcr omg.

[AzraJay]

@Dina2662 Which song??

[30stmx31]

@AzraJay Romance -my chemical romance

[ACEOFTHUNDER666]

he may be stalling but onision is completley right.

[Bro00017]

JERAMIAH CHRISTIAN WORRIOR!!!!!

[SayLiaTV]

It for some reason made me slightly sad when Jeremiah died xD

[clarebearpanda]

MCR! !! XD thumbs up onision!!

[thestargazekidxx]

MCR..-3

[AmandaRain97]

who else went back to see if he actually hit the button on his phone? :P

[Tygerlily179]

I... Am Not.... Offended. >:D

[xXCatCrissAngelFanXx]

I... am not... offended. lol :)))) <3

[Rabbits6130]

OH MY GOD, YOU PUT A CLEANER VERSION OF "ROMANCE" I HERE, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE THAN I ALREADY DO, JUST BECAUSE YOU PUT THAT SONG IN THERE, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD...

*ech hem* Sorry, just fangirling at the MCR song, nothing to see here...

[1clarabell]

@Rabbits6130 WHAT WHERE?!?!?!?!

[1clarabell]

@1clarabell I DON'T KNOW I WAS ASKING YOU! :| I am obsessed...

[Rabbits6130]

@1clarabell It's right there, starts before Onision presses the panic button.

(Panic! At The Disco reference too... It's amazing.)

[punkangel000]

I'm I the only one who couldn't figure out why the FUCK he was brushing his hair the whole time.

XD

[MrSmilingDeath]

@punkangel000 I thought it made him look more like a stalker... o___o

[heartbroken0kitty]

Greg: He even watches me pee? o___o

Jeremiah: YES. :D

Greg: ...Ew. .___.

Jeremiah: Exactly ^-^

[TheAfricanKing55]

3:29 I thought he was gonna scream, "ITS SOPA!!!NOOOO!!"

[ImGeeked360]

Jeremiah kinda reminds me of ned from Shane dawson xDD

[Justlivinglife7]

@ImGeeked360 i know right!!!!

[PaperViewed]

@ImGeeked360 Not even close.

[Eirikown]

Eg skal ha ein baot is

[CorrieZelin]

i love that beanie and ur so hot!!

[IKTlover12]

geez is it just me or does he make a lot of videos about religon? if your not religious, why make videos about it!?

[ydocydoc12]

@IKTlover12 He is probably religious in his own way. He was just trying to prove that most Christians are dumb when it comes to their religion. Religion isn't something to be shared, or forced upon others. If god REALLY loves you, and is a truly peaceful being, you will be forgiven whether you believe in religion or not.

[BloodyPunkUnicorn]

@progamereview

Listen if we offend you or you dont like an athiests opinion you shouldnt be watching stuff like this. (GOD) if hes real why do cherished things die? Why do millions of people die in horrible disasters? Why are homosexuals and diffrent races punished!?!? Did you ever think maby your (god) or what ever isnt real?... ITS OUR OPINIONS.

[1337Sander]

@BloodyPunkUnicorn Yeah, so if theres god there can be no hard things in life. Life is a hard and it's a puzzle. It's not flowers. God made the earth, so you could make your own dessicions.(<--probably spelt that wrong). And yeah it's just our opinion. I'm not a christian, i just belive that there is god and jesus. Peace.

[progamereview]

@TheWoodywoodford me to.

[progamereview]

I was looking through your videos and I saw your video on vagheaven and that really offended me. And what you need to no is Heaven and God and Jesus are all real. And even If you Dont they will always love you even after your mistakes.

[TheMarwish]

@progamereview HAHAHAHAHA YOURE FUNNY :) FIRST OF ALL JESUS IS NOT REAL BUDDY :)

[1337Sander]

@TheMarwish You don't have to say that. You just don't belive that there is god, maybe there is a god? You don't know it .

[TheMarwish]

@1337Sander FINE -_-

[MrSmilingDeath]

@1337Sander Can we all just stop for a minute with the religious debate bullshit? Marwish, don't be judgmental. Sander, don't be a bible humping douchefag. Let's just all enjoy a good youtube video.

[1337Sander]

@MrSmilingDeath Never even read the bible...

[PaperViewed]

@TheMarwish How do you know that? I would love to see your scientific evidence! Hell, you will win the Nobel Prize if you can PROVE God doesn't exist!

[SkunkCake]

Not my favorite Onision video

[MCR108SAUL]

Romance from my chemical romance!

[1clarabell]

@MCR108SAUL what? WHERE?! i love mcr.

[Rabbits6130]

@1clarabell MCR? WHERE?!

[shelbzpau17]

is it just me or does jeremiah look creepily like neds twin from shane dawson

[heathervaughn]

i always wonder what do you use for the blood coming out of your mouth when you get killed? always wanted to know and this video was really funny :)

[eleosssssre]

okay, i get it. ur an atheist.... -.-

SUBBED :D

[samuelthemovie]

@eleosssssre how? just cause you don't believe in god doesn't make you atheist //_O

[InfinityEnterprises]

@samuelthemovie Stupidest comment I've ever heard. The definition of atheism is lack of belief in a god.

[samuelthemovie]

@InfinityEnterprises @elossssssre aren't being a atheist is believing in the big bang. -.-

[headhunter544]

@samuelthemovie Being a atheist is believing in proof..

[eleosssssre]

@samuelthemovie lolz funniest thing anyone has ever said.

P.S: check the definition of the word "atheist" before replying.

[1clarabell]

@samuelthemovie that was the stupidest comment i have ever read in my life.

[TheHammerfallFan]

@1clarabell Is being right stupid according to you?

[TheCKES]

"HELLO ZINNER!" *combs hair*

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

hahaha...love it....

[zackp281]

Wow onision speaks the truth people push religion on u by threatining you with the your going to hell thing but if u convert to this religion u wont statement im im sick of it nobady knows if god even exicsts

[117Scraps]

Solution to every argument: FUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lanettedarklove]

Loved it, finally seeing someone who views the arrogant brain washing of forcing the humans weakness of fear as a reliance of a beleif.

[flaccoandriceforever]

1:01 LOL Best Part:)

[TheCoolestCat777]

@eppicchipley yes I did

[DontDrinkBleachPS3]

Greg, You also hung up your skyrim map? Thats Awesome >:D

[epiccchipley]

did anyone besides me go back and see if he actually did press the panic button? xD

[BloodyPunkUnicorn]

Athiests for the win!!! XD

[progamereview]

@BloodyPunkUnicorn Its really ur loss.

[squirrelchic]

It's like my Sunday school teacher :)

[ArielOrihara]

Pft. I'm agnostic

[BLAGASPLEEGAN]

@ArielOrihara same here

[alexdague]

I love this cause im atheist

[saramcnanneyxox]

Just because you played a My Chemical Romance song... I love you so so much more.

[OwlOut]

I am not offended.

[RachelxAnnx]

This was amazingly funny. xD

[Audrey1317]

@DevynDysphoriaa bro, calm the fuck down. I was kidding and I know that Onision is kidding too.

[bvbADiCcT]

if he were to put me in hell so be it. but my god is in my heart, now my question for you is, whats so wrong with believeing someone loves you, and cares for you. And whats wrong with believing that, if your life sucked, that when you die, your life will be happy, and you wont get hurt. I dont think its wrong.

[bvbADiCcT]

Where is God? Don't hate but, my God is in my heart, whats so wrong with believeing that someone, somewhere loves you? that someone cares? The reason God lets Christians feel pain is because he is maturing us and making us wise, we are learning from the past. We dont get everything we want and were not perfect. People dont get that no matter what we say, christians sin as much as atheists, the difference is we ask for forgiveness, forgivness for doing wrong. And i do not fear God, i love him,

[tcmoverkill]

Whats the name of the song in the minute 2:15? please!

[intercorseable]

best ever

[JesseBakerH]

Remember; a creator of universes and human souls only wants a legion of mindless sheep to fear him and murder each other in his name over fear of perpetual damnation.

[akasha0wolf]

lol creepy

[animedreamer9113]

What's the song at 2:00ish? I swear I heard it before but I can't remember and I feel like my head is going to explode

[CasieShroom]

I HAVE THE SAME HAIRBRUSH AS YEWWW OMFG MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

[wendybottom]

i liked it, then i didn't like it, then i liked it again. oh onision! lol!

[KyletheMeep]

how do you always make something that makes me sad and laugh O.o

[TrevorsIRLvlogs]

you have a new subscriber.

[Audrey1317]

I am extremely offended....

[Pan0sTheGreek]

@Audrey1317 Tubad.