SMBC Theater - Time Traveling Geek

[Omni315]

Ten twenties? so if I put the dice into my auto-dice roller-o-matic, which will roll the dice once a second, now, I will conjure a time traveler some time between now and the next 16,235 years.

[goneutt]

Advice to 1984. Buy Microsoft at ten cents. Hold until it starts paying dividends, then enjoy life.

[CreyHunter]

@goneutt NO!

investing in the stock market is one of the worst things you can do with time travel. buy a share, get a vote, change the future of the company

[septumis]

Super dooper orgasm face press 6



[chucklyinacrunch74]

Am I the only one super mad that she took all the dice?

[ew275x]

This was... hit and miss.

[ariandynas]

one word. Skyrim

[Scorpodael]

Tribbles ARE hot.

[FishieGirl17]

:D This was made on my birthday!

[MoonshadowKati]

Hit 3, wait 3 seconds, then hit 7. =)

[Thought39]

My favorite part is at 3:09 when zach's dipping his pizza into his orange soda.

[Serpent7]

"What happens with NASA?" "They get shut down :<"

[darkYuris]

-10 charisma :D

[TheMinuteVlog]

You know what they say about people who don't watch SMBC Theater? Press 7.

[Jessability]

In the future all trible porn is done with waxed tribles. Tribles are hot!

[Jewishnazi1985]

Ginger guy with long hair. Double fail hahahah

[Loof42]

Oh yeah, and the new big nerd thing is My Little Pony.

[ooaaveehoo]

Tribble porn O_O

[Vennificus]

4E DM SCREEN FAILS....my god I'm horrible. Don't look at me. Also. Shardbard wins ALLLLLL the skill challenges

[aviza12]

mine is 10 charisma.

[idlovetoclimbthat]

No. Hold down 2. Even more frightening.

[emklatstnod]

the fact he dipped his pizza into his drink just makes me want to date the redhead more...

[k0sashi]

Minus ten charisma!!!

[ImpudentInfidel]

Why does he have a current-edition screen and plastic minis?

[gpullenii]

@ImpudentInfidel

Because they are easier to find and cheaper.

[YellowSlimeU2B]

At 1:35 you can hear JP's mechanical innards whirring.

[Pandor25]

Well i guess that the least we'll *sea* of time traveller.

[vbwx]

She has great comedic timing.

[Yjama]

Hold down 2. That's some nice hand movements there in the back.

[TheRinni]

Wait a tick! That DM screen is from the 4th edition. Since 4e didn't come out till 2008, that means that 2010 wouldn't have been that far off.

... Wow. I'm going to go sob in the corner and contemplate what I've been doing with my life.

[NAWTPROF]

"Tribbles are fucking hot!" LMFAO BEST LINE EVER

[gradewation]

1. Hold 2.

2. Look at the guy second from the right.

3. ???

4. Profit!

[AnHourOfWolves]

Uhm, why are guys from the 80s using pre-painted D&D figures from Wizard's in the 2000s? The hex map is good, but if you wanted to do the miniatures right you should have used old Ral Partha figures in raw lead; people never painted their D&D figures, and when they did, they used model paint enamels!

[Chessrook44]

Yes, tell them all about the advances in nerddom and all that sort of stuff but say absolutely nothing about 9/11! Genius!

[supergenius1994]

weird thing is I recently read somewhere that female geeks have officially outnumbered male geeks

[Puhtuka]

@supergenius1994 YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssss­sssss! *victory baby fist pump*

[EclipseMoonXIV]

@supergenius1994

Highly unlikely, or a different definition of geek

[RassTheKing]

@EclipseMoonXIV It's probably true, but females tend to outnumber males in almost every grouping. I know I know more female geeks than male geeks. Unless you count plain-gamers as geeks, which I don't, because a geek is much more than playing video/computer games 24/7.

Plus, there are lots of subcategories for geeks now.

[Pyromania37]

hold 2 for the second guy to the right to wank.

[lochlandb]

hold 4 for troll face

[ForesightFTW]

At 2 guy in brown doin mile long fappin

[CapnP]

Hang on... Isn't that a 4th edition DM screen?

[tehredmage]

@CapnP Shhhh!

[jandjorgensen]

@CapnP Yeah...just noticed that.

Speaking of 4th edition D&D, that could have made the video!

[baweery]

3:33 rofl "yea i masterbate to it all the time"

[Kmarukashi]

i actually have 3 of the exact same type of d20's that he rolls.

[silarydoveface]

The likelihood of that happening: .05^10 = 9.765625 × 10-14

[TheGooom5]

"So what's big in 2010?"

PONIES!

[fovlsbane]

Shh shh shh! WHAT HAPPENS WITH STAR WARS?

[Bountyhunter306]

Turbolaser batteries.

5 turbolaser BATTERIES!!!

[Erik4267]

This time traveler doesn't know anything about the best parts of geek culture in the future. -Star Trek TNG -New Batman -New James Bond -Spider-Man -DCAU -Dr. Horrible -Big Bang Theory -Battlestar Galactica -Metroid Prime -Half-Life/Portal etc.

[TheMinxTail]

@Erik4267 Just goes to show you - never send a pessimist as an ambassador - ESPECIALLY through time.

[Erik4267]

@TheMinxTail

Who knows how many time travelers warning about Orwellian governments were just hippies or Tea Partiers.

[93003ayo]

@Erik4267

she just answered what they asked, and the geeks were creepy.

[piecharthosen]

good point about portal :D

the rest i'm like....eh, you can spin that to be negatives

[zawmbees]

@Erik4267 Sherlock. Holmes.

[Totema1]

No, future lady, Japan's major exports are radiation and radioactive water.

[0SammichMan0]

@Totema1 That would be 2011.

[Totema1]

@0SammichMan0 Ah right, good catch.

[VoidKeeper]

@Totema1 uuuuuuh too soon dude. but, I guess this IS the internet.

[mhanbai]

Hold down 2, and you shall see... masturbation on the right!

[mage189]

Given how authentic the props are, why aren't the rules used more authentic? 10d20 for initiative? Not in any edition!

[mhanbai]

@mage189 because they needed an impossible dice roll in order to summon a girl from the future? its a joke sketch, keep up.

[mage189]

@mhanbai Well they went through the trouble to have a gridded map and plastic D&D miniatures that wouldn't have existed yet but at least were thematically correct and all, just saying.

[ratholin]

@mhanbai Simple. They're fighting a villain with a magical item that makes it so he can only be beaten on init on a natural twenty and also can take a step back in time 10 times whenever beaten on initiative to alter the flow of time. To save time all dice rolls are done at once. See simple. It's all about plot and context otherwise it's just a bunch of guys reading manuals and rolling polyhedrons.

[ArsonistInUrFirewall]

9.765625 × 10^-14

is the probability of getting 10 d20 roll twenty.

[chigeh]

@ArsonistInUrFirewall ima fucka white bitch

[ArsonistInUrFirewall]

@chigeh Excuse me?

[ArsonistInUrFirewall]

@chigeh What does that even mean? I googled it, but couldn't make ANY sense of your statement.

[chigeh]

@ArsonistInUrFirewall search youtube: Horsedick.mpeg ima fuck a white bitch. i calculated the probality too and got the same and answer+ i was in a random mood. It's a shout of joy.

[MrKingclumsy]

@ArsonistInUrFirewall Someone must've been using an infinite improbability drive at the same time :)

[TedWillingham]

Nice try guys, using your chessex reversible mat. Those weren't around in the 80s!

[Ziggybogidou]

That's a 9.765625 × 10-14 chance of rolling those 20's...

Wow, that was pretty damn lucky.

[morthos17]

Hold down 3. Thank me later.

[TubeofDestiny]

@morthos17 THANK YOU :D

[astrotoadp6]

@morthos17 but i want to thank you now D:

[jdrscunha]

@morthos17 3 is the best, but any number will do, right?

[animafanfall]

@morthos17 You know what's better? Hold down 2, then look at the guy second from the left.

[DamnedRegistration]

@animafanfall You mean from the right?

[fabioman291]

What about star wars?

[Danu644sealand]

hey what's wrong with cats? Cats are awesome

[Amshiaro]

I love how they're geeks but yet they have a bob marley smoking a spliff poster XD

[iBlah6666]

That fat dude at the front of the table doesn't have to worry, at least I like the prequels lol. This is basically my friends and I every few weekends lol. But thre's lots more food... and we take 'Halo breaks' XD

[avielMenter]

I think the main problem is that she seriously underplayed the value of the internet (then failed to touch anybody on the penis.)

[Uktrayf]

I love the girl in this :3 she's brilliant

the "just, you know... being cats." is so hilarious yet ominous

she's also in the sodomiser video :3

[dutchbert420]

Tribbles are little furry creatures that almost defeated the klingon planet of chronos what makes them hot. If any thing he should make one about a romulan slave girl.

[PanAndScanBuddy]

@dutchbert420 Exactly! Tribbles are fearsome creatures, devouring everything in their path, seducing women across several species, and reproducing like crazy. They're an army of Conan The Barbarian.

[beardy736]

We, the future, are so lame

[poppey40]

....why didn't she want to read the erotic Star Trek fanfic? ._.

[armegeddis]

"Tribbles are Fucking hot" Another line spoken by Ashby that should be on a t-shirt. :V

[akkuyuki]

roll initiative, touch him on the penis

[Lollocide]

@cartmansboner

JP Nickel.

Jazz hand.

[SpoonHurler]

I'm so tired of all these "XBox/PS3 Fan-people" saying that their favorite system is the big thing right now. Look at sales figures. Wii over 80 million sold... both XBox and PS3 at around 50 million. Yes it's not as "technologically advanced" as either of those but neither was then SNES against the NeoGeo AES but I'm sure only 1 out of 99 people reading this even know what that is.

In conclusion, XBox 360 is not and never will be the next big thing so stop the shameless propaganda.

[racoonknux49]

She got most of it wrong. The big thing with video games in 2010 is the Xbox, and cats stopped being cool in 2008.

[TheNotDone]

@racoonknux49 Cats will NEVER stop being cool.

[beardy736]

they have got a point, the future (us) is really lame

[Banditosaur1]

Travel back in time,touch him on the penis

[RealJollyRoger]

you know what's sad? Really sad? I got through 20 seconds of this video and muttered to myself "That's not how you roll for initiative..."

Then i decided to fap to /d/.

[naughtycanuck]

"You know, being cats" "Was there some sort of apocalypse that set back society?" "Was there a nuclear Armageddon?" ..........Lulz. Btw, since I am fairly new to the SMBC theatre thing, I have no idea her name, but that chic, for some reason, is HOT as all hell.

[armegeddis]

@naughtycanuck Laura Mixon Read the description. :V

[TheVivvav]

"Tribbles are fucking hot!"

I have a feeling James improvised that line.

[thiagomenescal]

0:24 How is that the D&D they're using has copyrights from 2002?

[fdaen]

@thiagomenescal

I bet you also argued about the number of bullets in the russian roulette sketch, didnt you?

[thiagomenescal]

@jazz5753 She's reffering to the new movies plus cartoons in which yes, nobody likes them. Well, nobody with a sane mind, that is.

[Bluelantern]

Roll a d20, touch him on the penis.

[lava502]

choose your own adventure novels DO NOT organize themselves, woman

[AkujiMalice]

Tribbles are fuckin' hot!

[Sephias14]

I HATE THOSE GUYS!!

[Fayanora]

Touch his tribbles, touch him on the penis.

[malcolm9001]

ROFL 10 STARS HILARIOUS!

[Exarian]

> roll for initiative

[Kogerii]

People in the 50s dreamed about rocket-bases in space. Then their kids became hippies.

[Fabiolean]

TRIBBLES ARE FUCKIN' HOT!

[Totema1]

But you don't use 10 D20s in DnD...

*WHOOSH*

LO AND BEHOLD TOTEMA1, YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE SAVIOR OF THE GEEKS, AND YOU ARE NEEDED IN THE PAST *gets whisked away on adventure*

[reNINTENDO]

Actually feel the balls, touch him on the penis.

[Saeyabor]

"We... still like guys who are courteous and take care of themselves." LOL no

[ofmgs]

@Saeyabor Sounds like someone has Nice Guy Syndrome. How's that passive-aggression going? Still massively entitled?

[jazz5753]

EVERYONE LIKES STARWARS

[jerkmouthful]

one of your better vids.

[paperjack93]

tribbles are fucking hot

[elchocolato]

God I could go for a tribble right now

[anerisgreat]

Tribbles are fucking hot.

[davidnvn]

Everything sounds more epic when you add "at the same time" to it

[bananarama666]

Even SMBC couldn't predict what *really* happens to Star Wars.

[EccoTheDolphin]

How does she grab TEN D20 in one single move at 3:20 ? It's impossible!

Tell me I'm not the only one who was bugged by this...

[Nogarf]

@EccoTheDolphin I think she just hit them to change the number.

[Rictorran]

@EccoTheDolphin she grabs them so they can't roll 10 20s at once and summon her again.

[NovemberTerra]

lol nobody likes star wars?

[Murtagh42]

Yes, but it's not ALL bad... Joss Whedon is directing The Avengers.

[UncleFesterius]

So sad because it is all true, but still hilarious! :)

[tmcfadden777]

Amazing. Tribbles.

[multiplemes101]

tribbles, lol

[Bugside]

It's sad cause it's true

[phodder]

tribbles are fucking hot.

[Dissilience]

LOLCATS

[LadyCrove]

"Minus 10 Charisma!" - /lmao

[gothberry66]

James Ashby I love you.

[Ceaxuor]

Poor girl, she gained all her weight in her face.

[Saltheigh]

I think this is my favorite for best well written from you guys... though I still have a place in my heart for "blind date" :)

[Saltheigh]

@Saltheigh (oh, and "gateway drug")

[Hepathos]

dear lord

2010 IS HORRIBLE

[praguepride]

The Doctor Who

Travel through time, then touch him on the penis.

[LopezzT]

Apparently there are geek girls in the future! "Yeaah....but we still like men who are courteous and take care of themselves..." HA! So true...damn...

[VortexProducer]

@LopezzT I HATE THOSE GUYS!

[redhairgermany]

Like it, but cant understand one of the phrases from the guy with the ponytail.

[Cheespuffs45]

Heh I liked the "That's not true! That's impossible!"

[HollyWood0Undead]

I think at 3:11 he says, "choose your own adventure novels dont organize themselves, woman."

[SodosFolfanga]

minus 10 charisma! XD

[kawaiiXnoXjutsu]

I'm watching this with the captions, and how the crap does "With 12 year old Girls" translate into "The 2 Top Democrats"?????

[Angel503z]

All I have to say is... red hair + ponytail = hot!

[MercuryShining]

You guys had me at erotic Star Trek fanfiction.

[Pabloncho]

What's he saying in 3:11? It's too fast and can't understand. I'm from the moon.

[AdventEdge]

"Just y'know...being cats..."

that face is priceless

[RexFaceKilla]

<3 !

[FUNCHOMCLALA]

I'd marry the redhead! ;)

[phpDreamer]

why cant a woman like me for who i am [dips pizza in punch] hahaha XD

[vayu]

was there some sort of apocalypse that set back society?.............Priceless

[Ryoku09]

Tribbles are F***in' hot.

Game. Set. Match.

[BTTBfromTPC]

3:14

By the way,JP sure blinks a hell of a lot.

[soliong]

Well now that they know wat is going to happen, they can at least change the future rite? :D

[fdaen]

It is excellent! I felt all nostalgic and laughed at the same time.

And Lol @ 0:19. "Concept Cars" is surely an awesome read.

[danniker]

lol minus 10 charisma

[Dredsina]

The only things the subtitles got right were, "What happens with Star Wars?" and "Star Trek fanfiction." Yeaaaah!

[Locane256]

EXCELLENT! I LOL'D for like 20 minutes

[peekitty]

Awesome vid.

[kingblargle]

I LOVE DnD

[Janko1987HH]

Uhhhhhh how long is this video?? hmmm 3:37 ... did they do that on purpose?