sxephil in 5 seconds

[Livingnight78]

All the sxephil fanboys are raging. I thought it was pretty funny....and accurate.

[razzberry315]

that video made no sense... lol but i love your accent!!!

[rophie17]

you fucking suck you twelve year old cock sucker

[jaco4c]

@rophie17 i actually was 12 when i made this haha

[Kroxeldiphibic]

no emotion.

[iHateMyUsername47]

Dude I laughed my ass off... But I also laugh at funerals and kids with down syndrome.

So it probably not funny to other people.

[ohmygoshiloveapples]

Not even the slightest bit funny at all infact death is funnier

[KodoTagger]

Not the funniest, but its so true lol

[jaco4c]

thanks

maybe ud wanna subscribe?

[KodoTagger]

sure dude

[ChadALambert]

agreed.

[xP1KKAx]

i know LOTS of people don't like Sxephil, but dude that wasn't funny at all, just akward

[nibbers97]

i get its a joke but it wasnt a funny one

[ctk458]

hilarious

thats basically what his show is

[TheKleinKreations]

the funniest thing ever

[pat10357]

heh that was pretty funny :)

[Intelegentperson360]

dog, remove this shit before people at school recognize you (ahem* kick you ass)

-4 man points

+2 fail points

[ashhleighhx0]

why do you ask people to subscribe.

you would ask people to subscribe if you had uploaded videos weekly about different things, not just one video that sucked donkey balls

[Otoriheron]

that was the most retarded thing i have ever seen :(

[nerxboy]

stop thanking everyone.. we know ur sad

[AshockisCool]

YOU SIR ARE A FAILURE

[liger411]

lol i like how you put subscribe at the end like somehow this video is gonna make us want to.

[matthewseery]

I like it. I mean, itt was terrible, but in a refreshing sort of way...

[LWLeviathan]

JESUS CHRIST WHAT A LAME PIECE OF SHIT WASTE OF MY FUCKING TIME VIDEO!!!!

Still better then sexphils videos though

[Mr360Games]

wow this is such a bad video in general. not even that he said its funny on a bunch of PhillyD related vids. and the kid who made it knows its bad to. why would you spam other videos saying this is funny... your an idiot

[gutka1]

well what ever least he posted something

[karalb49]

its ok aha people have nooo lives

[minka989]

Completely awful. I actually feel bad for you. =(

[thecheesypig]

the desciption says this is a joke. Most jokes i listen to are supposed to be funny. This is humiliating

[maxamojaxamo]

dude shut the fuck up people "pick on him" because this video FUCKING SUCKS and this kid must be a fucktard for not taking it down after every comment say its a piece of shit.

[MrJackanddena]

So, if you had a son, and he was pestering you to buy him something, Would you go and kick him in the face?

[masterdirector6]

trick question, I wouldn't have taught him how to speak... then I would kick him in the face

[MrJackanddena]

then you sir, are cold.

[masterdirector6]

your number system makes my life easier... you are a true American for bashing people for bashing people!!!

God Bless America

[MrJackanddena]

Not american.

[matrix6977]

this is youtube shit....

fuckin retarded 8 year old kids at their worst...

[zacthecarman]

what the fuck is he onnabout?

[Dylanx928]

This was such a total fail i think my heart is laughing at you.

[MeanLunch]

What  a Fry...

Check how slow he he talks

[maxamojaxamo]

this kid needs to be punched in the face right away for such a fucking terrible video.

[FightTheHunger]

I'm kinda wondering why I would give you 5 stars for a crappy video.

[maxamojaxamo]

probably because your an idiot.

[FightTheHunger]

Why the goddamn fuck would I be an idiot?

[TheTrueVivalask8r]

Maybe, because Max couldn't think of any thing smart to say instead of keeping his mouth shut on other comments. So he said the first thing on his mind.

[RKftw68]

i over 9000th your fail.

[twilightaghomie]

i 3rd that fail

[bully190]

wow.... i second your fail

[tg01millmorer]

i second that fail

[Korkmaz11]

fail

[nessa6565]

Anyone who is "straight edge" period is a faggot in my opinion.

[angryJackel]

shit

[Drenner1992]

That... wasn't even close to being funny.

Please don't try to be funny again, you will end up making yourself look very stupid, kid.

[StealthApple]

Lame as hell.

[codename36]

Uhhhh.......

[sqwrrlta31stest]

you are a boner and i h8 you and so does my penis }:(

[sige16]

i was told this was really funny ...... that was 18 seconds of my life ill never get back

[Betty5150]

That was more then 5 seconds.

[Shad3x]

THIS KID IS A FAGGOT!!!!!

[TetlowTime101]

lol 1 star

look at the rating

[Johnnymushio]

spam

[alexbballboy]

damn that did suck.............. HARD

[TheMajorMicroMedia2]

GAY

dumbass spamer go kill urself

[renatadevin]

Well that sucked

[MyBrEatsCats]

Douchebag of the day anyone?

[Senoritabecky58]

you forgot a douche bag of the day:(

[cardinalbaseballer5]

He IS the douche bag of the day

[hilbertvsmeredith]

instead of 5 stars for a crappy video, ill give it 1 star. unfortunatly you cant give it 0 stars, or i would.

[Chazerbaijann]

wow, Phil wasn't kidding. u fucked this shit up BAD! LMAO

[dilldiablo]

You arnt the only one with a 5sec philip defranco video you dumbshit.

[weirdstuffanimation6]

dude that was a crap parody your voice is far to slow

[jedaaa]

this was way better than that other kids lol, and why all the haters? its just a bit of fun you sad pricks, do you expect phil will read your comment calling this kid gay and rush over to your page to thank you lmao

[AnnaLovesNickJ]

Wow def not funny

Phil was right, his is WAYYYYY better.

ily Phil<33

[Meekzer]

Thats the exact kind of comment that faggot ass little kid "therapperwhoeats" would make. Hes proud that hes been seen by 100,000 people and they ALL hate him. Generating negative popularity is a BAD thing buddy.

[Meekzer]

Any idiot could notice how his show goes. But you felt the need to point it out? He says "hey internet", tells us a few stories from the day's news or something, says 'links in the sidebar' and 'thats all that mattered to me this -----day, i'm phillip defranco, and you've just been filled in." EVERY VIDEO is like that. Great job noticing that smart guy.

[xxTigerzGirlxx]

o.o

I SHEE A TOUNGE RING

*random pointless comment*

BUT NOT SPAM =D

[cardinalbaseballer5]

That was more like, dog, and then the end of sxephil's videos... just in a much gayer form.

[Gaara11112]

phil says all of u guys doing this FAIL!

[kmf78]

so Phil was wrong, this IS funny (and accurate if I do say so myself) ☺ and way to get yourself noticed kid!

[ejayarts]

faggot

[TheMca69]

Idiot

[thecottonpad]

Stupid,

[capsBeatz]

youre lucky sxephil is insecure, kid

[hilbertvsmeredith]

he did such a better impersonation of himself

[jaco4c]

there would be no impersanation if it werent for me

[nyyfan97]

wow umm pritty fag

[TheNamezAustin]

fag

[droned23]

he did get publicity though

[jaco4c]

thats wat i was going for

i wanted to be noticed by sxephil

and it worked did it not?

[Ziified13]

fail.. wow...

[Tataincheinche]

this is retarded.....

[SeaCruncher77]

hahah everyone here just saw Phils video about kids making vids mocking him so u typed in "Philip defranco in 5 seconds" and came to this video. Thats why all the comments basically are in the last 45 minutes

[ShellMishal]

SO TRUE! I JUST DID THAT!

[DamMongorian]

Is this what phil was talking about? because I dont see how this earned the need for a comeback

[ditsydori]

You....Are not funny. You are sad.

[l0lroflsfriend]

i came here cause i saw sxephils vid O.o

[DarkCybrid]

Nigger

[campinocream]

...that was dumb.

[UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE]

phail...

[suez00]

PWNED.

[TerBeCC]

i find this very entertaining, and i love phil! hes awesome, but i find this funny =]]]

[jaco4c]

thank u very much

its nice to hear a positive comment every once in awhile

[TerBeCC]

your welcome, and ehh people dont understand what laughter is now a days.. they needa lighten up.

[crossova169]

at least you spelled his name right.

[LWZC]

gay bned

[HeyImPolish]

the new HOMO

[MSSZero159]

Slamming my dick into a car door would be less painful then watching this shit.

[TheMacTutorials]

Why would he put the Ads in the sidebar???

[Jericho2k7]

Wow. You just got pwned in Phil's latest vlog.

[phuKKah]

pwned? oh lawd 12 year old.

[LittleDeeDee]

hahah virgin

[wutever1994]

i mean.. cmon. why is that funny? u say what he said but like.. in a kid voice. gratz.. if ur gonna self promote something promote something worthwhile. cute dog tho. FUCK.

[Infinite0112]

You said to look up SxePhil In 5 Seconds cause it's hilarious and your channel is the one with the video! What a coincidence! Don't promote yourself. Especially if what you're promoting is this.

[AngelsWings]

D:

You lied.....

[TheMrtpen]

you are actually the funniest person i have ever met.

[seafoamgreennails]

waste of life

[CertifiedVidGuy]

lol 5 seconds..inbread hillbillies these days. smh

[WeWereTHATBored]

Phail?? learn to count...

[chunkey841]

this as a waste of time

[inh527]

U lied nd said this was funny awe man

[directorwannab]

you dont deserve sxephils name in the title.

[jim84frederickson]

this video is lame ASS. you should be embarrassed

[MrInert]

Spammers need to stay off of the internet. You included.

People who make SHIT-TEE videos like this need to stay off the internet. You included.

Hmm, seems like you should probably STAY OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET.

Stop plaguing YouTube with shitty videos, and FUCKING mass advertisement.

By the way, flagged for mass advertisement.

[Sandstorm545]

next time don't make a crappy video and advertise it and then maybe people wont call you a faggot... faggot

[WhoMattersAnyway]

Way to advertise on that sxephiltoo video. XD. I actually looked it up.

I thought this was a decent vid. :P I'm sorry about all the haters. Haters will hate.

[MontrealTheKid]

so many haters on the internet, it's so funny. whatever.

[jaco4c]

haha

i probably shoulda blocked the commenting on this video

but its actually kinda funny

[geminighost3]

you fucking suck, straight up, thats not even 5 seconds. Or funny. And people are hating for a good purpose, this vid is SHIT

[omgftwbbqsauce]

Gay...

[semiballpenman]

Stop spamming and plus don't say its funny when its notz!

[karalb49]

lol aww people are so mean

[cindysfromnj]

what the fuck is this

[InsomniaZombie330]

booooooooooooooo

[mankan8901]

Lol, didn't even look like you yourself was having fun making this video.

[stateofignorance]

not even worth making fun of.

[ChuanTM]

your a fag

[hamsterball95]

kid, go take a ride on the Fail whale.

cause that sucked(:

[airbear212]

Fucking gay

[CasanovaPockets]

DiCCriding at it's finest.

[my89tube]

guys dont be mean, the kid in this video just came out to his dad last night and his dad beat the shit out of him.

[blondeygirl1000]

UR RITE THIS IS A VERY CRAPPY VIDEO!

[EchoesAndEuphoria]

Wait you said this was "HILARIOUS." What gives? You clearly lied. You are a shameless self-promoter.

[blondeygirl1000]

ya i agree with u i dont even get it i hate this dude no affence to him but he is really mean!

[Mr360Games]

wow if you are gunna do sxephil in 5 seconds make the video 5 seconds dumbass

[cheesyflames]

Duh...DUH...DOUSHBAG??? Don't advertise on phils videos too you bitch, this is really gay.

[mattbane]

Almost as gay as the name Cheesyflames

[cheesyflames]

Almost as gay as the name mattbane.

[zeldaathian]

this sucks what was the point?

[jaco4c]

just paroyding his show

[MattAndJeffShow]

np and darknesscheif64 is a fag

[darknesscheif64]

ur a fag

[RequiemOfAnguish]

that was fucking retarded

[MattAndJeffShow]

Lol i love this video

[AuroraBoredom]

I've just masturbated to this video. People said that I couldn't do it, they doubted me, but I just proved them wrong!

Congratulations me! :D

[AreWeFilmingFilms]

-14 stars.

[JohnBosson]

I feel gay just for watching this...

[billy0023]

your a dumbass

that video was retarded

[MattAndJeffShow]

yo im putting up a similar video but better

[ReplayableContent]

more than 5 seconds.

[bully190]

that was awesome bra.... for a first vid, that was cool man.

[LorChan1919]

I didn't laugh. But I'm not hating on you.

And since other commenters are being douchbags, I'll subscribe to you anyway.

Logic has no place in my head right now. I don't know what my reasoning is. Hopefully you will improve and be funny in the future. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU.

[stoopidhed]

gay

[tzohfeld]

You realize that his views don't update. He's probably in the hundred-thousands by this point :P.

[HussanK]

ahahahahah thats funny

[1B33fJ3rky1]

haha thats pretty much what his show is :P funny

[fangs1234]

WOW

[OperationCheese]

Cut the kid some slack, just because you guys don't have the balls to stick your pimple faces in front of the camera does not mean that you should critique everything. I thought it was kinda funny, but good for a first video. Don't worry about these nobodies, they just don't like their hero getting ragged on..

[MattAndJeffShow]

indeed man. Im making a similar video right now

[thalanoth]

why would you make something like this that the ENTIRE defranco nation could see... itd be funny even if it was a negative joke towards phil, but its not even funny ...

[bully190]

bullshit.... that was funny

[MCPettit11]

What are you fucking retarded?

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