Heisenberg Compensator

[sparkyrocky12131963]

HE ALMOST LAUGHED AT :50

[Monkeyulize]

This is bad.

[Rtfune]

Why don't someone come up with a "RE-HYMENATED" Huminoid??

[electrohacker]

WHY IS THIS THE SAME HORSE SHIT

[pbartolomeo05]

no, not as funny

[downingstreet1]

This script has mutated over time. Wikipedia has quite a bit on it; there are many versions.

[trondyne]

He doesn't sell it right..

[jayguy173]

its very simple i built one for my car

[LokiClock]

Silly words: The video.

[bladedspokes]

Lame...

[temporaldisplacement]

I knew this was a joke going in by the name but for a moment I was like "what? is this real?" realised all the subtext was the made up jargon being highlighted and started peeing myself! ROFL

[Tweekerhead]

banal

[sleepcity]

Bah...not as good as the classic encabulator videos but only because this fella seems to always be on the verge of exploding with laughter every time he speaks! :)

[dethtongue]

This video disturbs my lunar waveshaft.

[ChrisInAStrangeLand]

In addition, he also plugged three existing company products that were not used as props.

[soco13466]

Hey Dilbert!

[ChrisInAStrangeLand]

Poor, motionless, wooden delivery and shameless plugging of company products.

[soco13466]

ChrisInAStrangeLand: Are you kidding, you think he's actually plugging real products? This is just another version of the turbo-encabulator. Look it up. Ain't no such thing, perfesser. This is a gag.

[b5anteros]

17 days into the month of June, this just gave me the biggest laugh of the month. Thank you, uploader :-)

[soco13466]

This is the real life Dilbert!

[lorksalordie]

He can barely keep a straight face!

[digitalcntrl]

agree...the turbo encabulator guy is much better

[soco13466]

Now what about the transylvanial transmortifier relay? We all know that when using the Heisenburg compensator, transient waves of the wartburg type totally negate the capacitive reactance of the fisszler reactor, This in turn fizzles the kanuten valve, and when that happens, bend over and kiss your ass goodbye. Just trying to help.

[ChrisRodSB]

this guy is full of shit

[EnoughWhining]

Ummmmmm, duh?

[dethtongue]

This man is the voice of God.

[RexNunc]

This was quite starpled and informatoidenal!

Thanks for the post

[Sepero1]

Will this machine help stop my windows from crashing?

[assimilatedMe262]

heisenburg compensator is from star trek

[warriordog1]

needs to get an original script instead of plagiarizin Chryslers comedic Turbo Encabulators...

[overheardinpdx]

Parody is considered fair use, which is good for Chrysler, Rockwell, and GE because they al did parodys of the encabulator but none of them were the originators of this script.

If you read the video notes, this parody is described as an update of the turbo encabulator, The widely circulated piece on the mythical "turbo-encabulator" was written by Bernard Salwen, a New York lawyer working in Washington, DC during World War II.

[warriordog1]

Very interesting history; I wasn't aware of that. I didn't read the video notes because I don't know how to access it. Might be my lack of knowledge on youtube, but all I saw was the videos under turbo enc.

[warriordog1]

Never mind my last. I perused the page and discovered the notes. Funny, I was actually aware of the Heisenburg uncertainty principle, and now the irony and comedy of the 'update' sticks out to me a bit more.

[sleepcity]

Good stuff, good stuff. :)

[ibcnunabit]

@overheardinpdx Parody is only fair use when you're parodying the original work. In this case, the orginal work is already a parody; copying it virtually word for word would not be fair use no matter what, but since it doesn't parody the original but merely reproduces it, it isn't protected.



[Fanucon]

chrysler didnt make that script. it was posted in an engineering magazine in the 50's and people just reproduce it non stop

[00EnemyoftheState00]

As well they should, I love the little changes and updates as this old industry joke evolves. The Star Trek reference, the CG. Good shit. Still a laugh if you ask me. What else are these office guys supposed to do with their time, work?

[jayguy173]

@warriordog1 chrysler didnt write first one gm patent guy did for fun

[FUCKSCOTTNELSON]

@warriordog1

and an invention not from fucking startrek

[johome999]

Clearly, Sun's Heisenberg Compensator is little more than an extension of the technology Chrysler developed for use in their Turbo Encabulators. Nothing new to see here, folks.

[leftwingextremist]

Ah but, i think he failed to mention the duro-tonian laser flux ionisers. This can easily speed up Blaze-delta plate quantamisation.

[ltaylor00]

That's what I was going to say!

[mirceavorona]

Looks so authentic.

[mikeaudra]

Very good, you must have brown eyes.